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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey Fabbers!
So, I've read on an awful lot of profiles that under absolutely no circumstances are you to send a lady "how's you?" (or something else as short and meaningless) and expect a reply. My question to you good poeple is, what has been the best first message you've sent?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I never know what to put in those huge white boxes. I know your more likely to get a response if your eye catching, witty etc but it's so hard as you never know what the other person wants |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I never know what to put in those huge white boxes. I know your more likely to get a response if your eye catching, witty etc but it's so hard as you never know what the other person wants "
Think we're all in the same boat bud, if there's nothing in a person's page to go on or a picture to comment on then it's next to impossible to send an interesting messages that's more than one line. At that point u think it comes down to your own pictures as to whether you get a reply or not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never know what to put in those huge white boxes. I know your more likely to get a response if your eye catching, witty etc but it's so hard as you never know what the other person wants "
If you read their profile carefully, that should give you a clue about the kind of message which would be favourably received |
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"I never know what to put in those huge white boxes. I know your more likely to get a response if your eye catching, witty etc but it's so hard as you never know what the other person wants
Think we're all in the same boat bud, if there's nothing in a person's page to go on or a picture to comment on then it's next to impossible to send an interesting messages that's more than one line. At that point u think it comes down to your own pictures as to whether you get a reply or not."
Then why would you message that person? I don't understand. Why would you message someone that's seemingly boring with no pictures? |
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"I never know what to put in those huge white boxes. I know your more likely to get a response if your eye catching, witty etc but it's so hard as you never know what the other person wants
Think we're all in the same boat bud, if there's nothing in a person's page to go on or a picture to comment on then it's next to impossible to send an interesting messages that's more than one line. At that point u think it comes down to your own pictures as to whether you get a reply or not."
Why would you want to send a message to someone who's profile has next to nothing on it ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I find that not reading their profile and going with:"Hi, how are you? What are you looking for and what are your interests?
I noticed when I pressed the button to send you a message that you are not looking for men. Can I change your mind?"
At least, that's my first copy and paste template anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I never know what to put in those huge white boxes. I know your more likely to get a response if your eye catching, witty etc but it's so hard as you never know what the other person wants
Think we're all in the same boat bud, if there's nothing in a person's page to go on or a picture to comment on then it's next to impossible to send an interesting messages that's more than one line. At that point u think it comes down to your own pictures as to whether you get a reply or not.
Then why would you message that person? I don't understand. Why would you message someone that's seemingly boring with no pictures? "
I just included the blank profiles too for the sake of it, but your right in that blank profiles are waste of time. I'll reiterate, I'm looking for the best opening lines that aren't related to any specific individual |
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"I never know what to put in those huge white boxes. I know your more likely to get a response if your eye catching, witty etc but it's so hard as you never know what the other person wants
Think we're all in the same boat bud, if there's nothing in a person's page to go on or a picture to comment on then it's next to impossible to send an interesting messages that's more than one line. At that point u think it comes down to your own pictures as to whether you get a reply or not.
Then why would you message that person? I don't understand. Why would you message someone that's seemingly boring with no pictures?
I just included the blank profiles too for the sake of it, but your right in that blank profiles are waste of time. I'll reiterate, I'm looking for the best opening lines that aren't related to any specific individual"
Then I can't help I'm afraid. As individuals I try to treat people as such. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I never know what to put in those huge white boxes. I know your more likely to get a response if your eye catching, witty etc but it's so hard as you never know what the other person wants
Think we're all in the same boat bud, if there's nothing in a person's page to go on or a picture to comment on then it's next to impossible to send an interesting messages that's more than one line. At that point u think it comes down to your own pictures as to whether you get a reply or not.
Then why would you message that person? I don't understand. Why would you message someone that's seemingly boring with no pictures?
I just included the blank profiles too for the sake of it, but your right in that blank profiles are waste of time. I'll reiterate, I'm looking for the best opening lines that aren't related to any specific individual"
But what on earth is the point of generic opening lines that aren't related to any specific individual? You need to tailor each message individually and express a genuine interest in the person you're messaging. It's going to be pretty obvious to anyone with half a brain if you don't! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Song lyrics that are relevant "
I reckon that would get me in trouble though as I'd be like
"I wanna lick you up and down, until you say stop" or "my saddles waiting" ...... the old ones are the best |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
I rarely send unsolicited messages OP but when I do I tend to go with something that does the following:
- Introduces myself and provides a little information about me and invites them to look at my profile.
- Tells the reader what interested me about their profile and why I'd be interested in getting to know them better.
- Includes a face pic
- Is polite, respectful and makes it clear I have no expectations other than getting to know them better through messaging initially.
So far I've only had one no reply, so seems to work. |
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I say hello and that I figure that’s better than a dick pic.
If there is anything specific to the recipient I’ll add a line or two here.
I say a bit about how you can’t take Fab too seriously, and I’m happy to chat as much as anything. That my attitude is to have some chat, with no expectations, and if anything does happen it’s a bonus. That it’s refreshing how open people are about sex here, and can even be quite funny if they don’t take it too seriously.
I finish by introducing myself by way of my name and a face pic or two, inviting the recipient to reply if they want to say hello back. And that I know the message isn’t that funny, but it’s good natured and that’s the next best thing.
Most of the time it still gets deleted. Heck sometimes that alone is enough to get me blocked. But once in a while it goes down really well, I’ve gotten chatting and had a few really great meets. |
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But what on earth is the point of generic opening lines that aren't related to any specific individual? You need to tailor each message individually and express a genuine interest in the person you're messaging. It's going to be pretty obvious to anyone with half a brain if you don't! "
Mine above is fairly generic, but I’ll add a tailored line or two if there’s anything I think I can run with.
And I agree blank profiles without pics or info are maybe not worth messaging. But there are a good few that are in the middle. Maybe with some good pics, and a well written if generic profile.
The initial message is only really an introduction. Hopefully if someone likes my pics, and the message, that’s just the starting point to some more chat.
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""I would like to sniff your cunt"
Perfect 
Or like Miggs from silence of the lambs....
"I can smell your cunt"
Only if they ask as above do they get to actually say this "
Then throw splodge in your mush |
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""I would like to sniff your cunt"
Perfect
Or like Miggs from silence of the lambs....
"I can smell your cunt"
Only if they ask as above do they get to actually say this
Then throw splodge in your mush "
Aye. But they have already declared they want to fill me witj their seed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lot's of forum folk rely on their interactions here to get attention.
They don't often send the first message and are mostly twats  "
If the cap fits ..... *dons cap*  |
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""I would like to sniff your cunt"
Perfect
Or like Miggs from silence of the lambs....
"I can smell your cunt"
Only if they ask as above do they get to actually say this
Then throw splodge in your mush
Aye. But they have already declared they want to fill me witj their seed"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Song lyrics that are relevant
And poetry. Poetry also works.
*swoooooooon*
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Oh Tempting Twatess you make my cock leak
Your peach is so fine it’s too hard to speak
I’m lost for words at your nipples so ripe
My cock itches to squirt its snot up your fart pipe |
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1. Have read my profile and understand it
2. Uses a degree of articulated intelligence
3. Draws me in straight away with a great pic and not of your cock!
4. Hasn’t got a list of veri as long as your arm!
5. Has a well composed profile themselves
Anything else or other than.... DELETED!
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"Song lyrics that are relevant
And poetry. Poetry also works.
*swoooooooon*
Oh Tempting Twatess you make my cock leak
Your peach is so fine it’s too hard to speak
I’m lost for words at your nipples so ripe
My cock itches to squirt its snot up your fart pipe "
Nailed it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Song lyrics that are relevant
And poetry. Poetry also works.
*swoooooooon*
Oh Tempting Twatess you make my cock leak
Your peach is so fine it’s too hard to speak
I’m lost for words at your nipples so ripe
My cock itches to squirt its snot up your fart pipe
Nailed it "
My cock?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Song lyrics that are relevant
And poetry. Poetry also works.
*swoooooooon*
Oh Tempting Twatess you make my cock leak
Your peach is so fine it’s too hard to speak
I’m lost for words at your nipples so ripe
My cock itches to squirt its snot up your fart pipe "
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