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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Im as new.

* Come with built in AI so I can learn what you enjoy and expand upon it

* Have a decent battery life and a repeat function

* Come with attachements (vibrating cock ring etc etc)

* Can be used in a variety of positions and scenorio's

* Interchangable outfits to play dress up and for roleplay

Bonus feature: Will make a brew if asked nicely

Free delivery

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

but are you any good at housework

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Put me down fa two xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I presumed you were off the Market seeing as your profile is hidden!

Maybe a faulty batch!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple  over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

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By *ENDAROOSCouple  over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"I presumed you were off the Market seeing as your profile is hidden!

Maybe a faulty batch!"

that made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I presumed you were off the Market seeing as your profile is hidden!

Maybe a faulty batch!

that made me chuckle "

Me too doh!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you under guarantee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are you under guarantee?"

You get a 48 hour cooling of period and 12 month warranty with coxyltd

x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is there an excess?

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple  over a year ago

North Cornwall

Put me down for one. Extra attachments and batteries. Have yourself washed, wrapped and delivered to my tent by 7.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple  over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

If your rechargeable....put me down for 1

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

am waiting for the BOGOF offer.....am just greedy like that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"am waiting for the BOGOF offer.....am just greedy like that "

*chuckle*

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By *obb2upCouple  over a year ago

Bangor


"am waiting for the BOGOF offer.....am just greedy like that "

i like the sound of that put my name down....greedy here too!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Didnt see any sign of a remote control enabling me to turn certain features off like speech

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Im as new.

* Come with built in AI so I can learn what you enjoy and expand upon it

* Have a decent battery life and a repeat function

* Come with attachements (vibrating cock ring etc etc)

* Can be used in a variety of positions and scenorio's

* Interchangable outfits to play dress up and for roleplay

Bonus feature: Will make a brew if asked nicely

Free delivery

"

Have you got eagle eyes and real gripping hands too?

Have you got a tank?

Helicopter?

Motorbike?

with Sidecar?

S.H.I.E.L.D. Scuba outfit with underwater rocket grenade launcher?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is there an excess?"

The only excess is of the sexual type

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Put me down for one. Extra attachments and batteries. Have yourself washed, wrapped and delivered to my tent by 7. "

Lol tent no. 7,

North Cornwall.

Confirmed

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Im as new.

* Come with built in AI so I can learn what you enjoy and expand upon it

* Have a decent battery life and a repeat function

* Come with attachements (vibrating cock ring etc etc)

* Can be used in a variety of positions and scenorio's

* Interchangable outfits to play dress up and for roleplay

Bonus feature: Will make a brew if asked nicely

Free delivery

Have you got eagle eyes and real gripping hands too?

Have you got a tank?

Helicopter?

Motorbike?

with Sidecar?

S.H.I.E.L.D. Scuba outfit with underwater rocket grenade launcher?

"

Will a Nick Fury eye patch do?

x

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By *ercedes62Woman  over a year ago

Northampton


"Didnt see any sign of a remote control enabling me to turn certain features off like speech"

Never mind that does he come with a speed control

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Didnt see any sign of a remote control enabling me to turn certain features off like speech

Never mind that does he come with a speed control

"

Haha thats under development, need a tester to help perfect it?

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By *ercedes62Woman  over a year ago

Northampton


"Didnt see any sign of a remote control enabling me to turn certain features off like speech

Never mind that does he come with a speed control

Haha thats under development, need a tester to help perfect it?

"

Try a "Magic Wand" for ideas as most of the girls seem to like them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Didnt see any sign of a remote control enabling me to turn certain features off like speech

Never mind that does he come with a speed control

Haha thats under development, need a tester to help perfect it?

Try a "Magic Wand" for ideas as most of the girls seem to like them.

"

Damn that magic wand!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package

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By *ercedes62Woman  over a year ago

Northampton


"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package "

Mmmmmmmm

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package

Mmmmmmmm "

Tell you what, seeings im in a good mood, i will try him out and if hes any good pass him on to you

Would hate you to have malfuntioning goods

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package

Mmmmmmmm

Tell you what, seeings im in a good mood, i will try him out and if hes any good pass him on to you

Would hate you to have malfuntioning goods"

Never read your own reviews is what they say in Hollywood

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By *ercedes62Woman  over a year ago

Northampton


"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package

Mmmmmmmm

Tell you what, seeings im in a good mood, i will try him out and if hes any good pass him on to you

Would hate you to have malfuntioning goods"

Your so thoughtful and kind

He could do a weeks holiday tour of the UK what do you think

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package

Mmmmmmmm

Tell you what, seeings im in a good mood, i will try him out and if hes any good pass him on to you

Would hate you to have malfuntioning goods

Your so thoughtful and kind

He could do a weeks holiday tour of the UK what do you think "

Think hes going to need more than a week

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By *ercedes62Woman  over a year ago

Northampton


"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package

Mmmmmmmm

Tell you what, seeings im in a good mood, i will try him out and if hes any good pass him on to you

Would hate you to have malfuntioning goods

Your so thoughtful and kind

He could do a weeks holiday tour of the UK what do you think

Think hes going to need more than a week "

We we could promise to treat him gently

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package

Mmmmmmmm

Tell you what, seeings im in a good mood, i will try him out and if hes any good pass him on to you

Would hate you to have malfuntioning goods

Your so thoughtful and kind

He could do a weeks holiday tour of the UK what do you think

Think hes going to need more than a week

We we could promise to treat him gently "

Why dont spoil my fun haha.

x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package

Mmmmmmmm

Tell you what, seeings im in a good mood, i will try him out and if hes any good pass him on to you

Would hate you to have malfuntioning goods

Your so thoughtful and kind

He could do a weeks holiday tour of the UK what do you think

Think hes going to need more than a week

We we could promise to treat him gently "

ha ha ha, speak for yourself, im not promising anything

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By *ercedes62Woman  over a year ago

Northampton


"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package

Mmmmmmmm

Tell you what, seeings im in a good mood, i will try him out and if hes any good pass him on to you

Would hate you to have malfuntioning goods

Your so thoughtful and kind

He could do a weeks holiday tour of the UK what do you think

Think hes going to need more than a week

We we could promise to treat him gently

ha ha ha, speak for yourself, im not promising anything "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package

Mmmmmmmm

Tell you what, seeings im in a good mood, i will try him out and if hes any good pass him on to you

Would hate you to have malfuntioning goods

Your so thoughtful and kind

He could do a weeks holiday tour of the UK what do you think

Think hes going to need more than a week

We we could promise to treat him gently

ha ha ha, speak for yourself, im not promising anything

"

I do have a ffm threesome feature

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package

Mmmmmmmm

Tell you what, seeings im in a good mood, i will try him out and if hes any good pass him on to you

Would hate you to have malfuntioning goods

Your so thoughtful and kind

He could do a weeks holiday tour of the UK what do you think

Think hes going to need more than a week

We we could promise to treat him gently

ha ha ha, speak for yourself, im not promising anything

I do have a ffm threesome feature "

does it have a fffm feature

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By *ercedes62Woman  over a year ago

Northampton


"*perks up at the idea of magic wand coming in the shape of a good looking 6ft 2" package

Mmmmmmmm

Tell you what, seeings im in a good mood, i will try him out and if hes any good pass him on to you

Would hate you to have malfuntioning goods

Your so thoughtful and kind

He could do a weeks holiday tour of the UK what do you think

Think hes going to need more than a week

We we could promise to treat him gently

ha ha ha, speak for yourself, im not promising anything

I do have a ffm threesome feature

does it have a fffm feature "

We would hate to blow any fuses on the equipment

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter

Yes please and does it have a GSPOT tickler I need one of those too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yes please and does it have a GSPOT tickler I need one of those too. "

It does

x

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple  over a year ago

North Cornwall


"Put me down for one. Extra attachments and batteries. Have yourself washed, wrapped and delivered to my tent by 7.

Lol tent no. 7,

North Cornwall.

Confirmed "

Lol it was by 7 o clock not tent number 7. There I was, lounging on my chaise and nothing...yiu really just can't get the service these days

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a throbbing feature ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Put me down for one. Extra attachments and batteries. Have yourself washed, wrapped and delivered to my tent by 7.

Lol tent no. 7,

North Cornwall.

Confirmed

Lol it was by 7 o clock not tent number 7. There I was, lounging on my chaise and nothing...yiu really just can't get the service these days "

Doh, admin error sorry lol.

X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"a throbbing feature ?"

Mmmmm ill look into that!!

x

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By *ercedes62Woman  over a year ago

Northampton


"Put me down for one. Extra attachments and batteries. Have yourself washed, wrapped and delivered to my tent by 7.

Lol tent no. 7,

North Cornwall.

Confirmed

Lol it was by 7 o clock not tent number 7. There I was, lounging on my chaise and nothing...yiu really just can't get the service these days "

0h dear did we detain him too long

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple  over a year ago

North Cornwall


"Put me down for one. Extra attachments and batteries. Have yourself washed, wrapped and delivered to my tent by 7.

Lol tent no. 7,

North Cornwall.

Confirmed

Lol it was by 7 o clock not tent number 7. There I was, lounging on my chaise and nothing...yiu really just can't get the service these days

0h dear did we detain him too long

"

I think you may have done his batteries in.

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By *ercedes62Woman  over a year ago

Northampton


"Put me down for one. Extra attachments and batteries. Have yourself washed, wrapped and delivered to my tent by 7.

Lol tent no. 7,

North Cornwall.

Confirmed

Lol it was by 7 o clock not tent number 7. There I was, lounging on my chaise and nothing...yiu really just can't get the service these days

0h dear did we detain him too long

I think you may have done his batteries in. "

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

I have battery's that are working lol

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple  over a year ago

North Cornwall


"I have battery's that are working lol "

Hows your admin skills?

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