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Strictly fun and frolics with Mistress, Voddy, Samiss and others. The Spring Edition #113

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Well it's warm and I've got a spring back in my step

Spelling mistakes have been edited eenie

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Feck I weren't expecting that to work in had to restart fecking phone

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Feck I weren't expecting that to work in had to restart fecking phone "

We'll stick with yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Feck I weren't expecting that to work in had to restart fecking phone

We'll stick with yours "

It fecking froze just as I was about to post and reply to you....fecking Samsung are shite

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Feck I weren't expecting that to work in had to restart fecking phone

We'll stick with yours

It fecking froze just as I was about to post and reply to you....fecking Samsung are shite "

No problem. Asked admin to delete mine Yeah phones are bloody nuisance sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well it's warm and I've got a spring back in my step

Spelling mistakes have been edited eenie "

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well it's warm and I've got a spring back in my step

Spelling mistakes have been edited eenie

"

Haha Morning lovely Eenie

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well it's warm and I've got a spring back in my step

Spelling mistakes have been edited eenie "

Ooh, just to say, it's nice to see you with a spring back in your stepxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well it's warm and I've got a spring back in my step

Spelling mistakes have been edited eenie

Ooh, just to say, it's nice to see you with a spring back in your stepxx"

Down to the chiropodist

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well it's warm and I've got a spring back in my step

Spelling mistakes have been edited eenie

"

Morning Eenie

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well it's warm and I've got a spring back in my step

Spelling mistakes have been edited eenie

Ooh, just to say, it's nice to see you with a spring back in your stepxx

Down to the chiropodist"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well it's warm and I've got a spring back in my step

Spelling mistakes have been edited eenie

Ooh, just to say, it's nice to see you with a spring back in your stepxx

Down to the chiropodist

"

Well im off for my power walk...I'll catch yez later xx

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well it's warm and I've got a spring back in my step

Spelling mistakes have been edited eenie

Ooh, just to say, it's nice to see you with a spring back in your stepxx

Down to the chiropodist

Well im off for my power walk...I'll catch yez later xx"

Enjoy catcha later

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

bounces in with coffees and egg n bacon butties

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"bounces in with coffees and egg n bacon butties"

Just gis a coffee _oddy...I'm on a health kick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Afternoon all

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"bounces in with coffees and egg n bacon butties

Just gis a coffee _oddy...I'm on a health kick "

i grilled the bacon so fecking eat it

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Afternoon all"
how do

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Afternoon all"

Afternoon matey

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"bounces in with coffees and egg n bacon butties

Just gis a coffee _oddy...I'm on a health kick i grilled the bacon so fecking eat it "

Well no bread I'm off carbs. ..feck that's crispy

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Well it's a belter outside

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"bounces in with coffees and egg n bacon butties"

Trust me to miss the egg and bacon butties

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well it's a belter outside"

Been sunbathing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"bounces in with coffees and egg n bacon butties

Trust me to miss the egg and bacon butties "

Bacon broke me temporary filling ffs

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

It's windy here

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"bounces in with coffees and egg n bacon butties

Trust me to miss the egg and bacon butties

Bacon broke me temporary filling ffs "

Tut, Gordon Bennett

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's windy here "

I bet it fecking is

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's windy here

I bet it fecking is "

This plant based diet doesn't suit me, too many beans

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's windy here

I bet it fecking is

This plant based diet doesn't suit me, too many beans "

Try a protein diet

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"It's windy here

I bet it fecking is

This plant based diet doesn't suit me, too many beans

Try a protein diet "

what if she's a spitter

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's windy here

I bet it fecking is

This plant based diet doesn't suit me, too many beans

Try a protein diet "

Will that stop me trumping though

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's windy here

I bet it fecking is

This plant based diet doesn't suit me, too many beans

Try a protein diet what if she's a spitter"

Ooh no, don't like spitting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite "

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's windy here

I bet it fecking is

This plant based diet doesn't suit me, too many beans

Try a protein diet what if she's a spitter"

Then she's fecked

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's windy here

I bet it fecking is

This plant based diet doesn't suit me, too many beans

Try a protein diet

Will that stop me trumping though "

It won't bother your lad as much though

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's windy here

I bet it fecking is

This plant based diet doesn't suit me, too many beans

Try a protein diet

Will that stop me trumping though

It won't bother your lad as much though"

Ok, I'll give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then! "

The shite one was expensive though

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then!

The shite one was expensive though "

Oh dear...what broke?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's windy here

I bet it fecking is

This plant based diet doesn't suit me, too many beans

Try a protein diet what if she's a spitter

Ooh no, don't like spitting "

What is it they say....one swallow doesn't make a summer

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite "

I done two sudokos this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's windy here

I bet it fecking is

This plant based diet doesn't suit me, too many beans

Try a protein diet

Will that stop me trumping though

It won't bother your lad as much though

Ok, I'll give it a go "

You might get a steak as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then!

The shite one was expensive though "

Did you break the toilet?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's windy here

I bet it fecking is

This plant based diet doesn't suit me, too many beans

Try a protein diet what if she's a spitter

Ooh no, don't like spitting

What is it they say....one swallow doesn't make a summer "

Be a long while waiting for summer then

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's windy here

I bet it fecking is

This plant based diet doesn't suit me, too many beans

Try a protein diet

Will that stop me trumping though

It won't bother your lad as much though

Ok, I'll give it a go

You might get a steak as well"

No don't like steak

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's windy here

I bet it fecking is

This plant based diet doesn't suit me, too many beans

Try a protein diet what if she's a spitter

Ooh no, don't like spitting

What is it they say....one swallow doesn't make a summer

Be a long while waiting for summer then "

Oh it's about to cum

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's windy here

I bet it fecking is

This plant based diet doesn't suit me, too many beans

Try a protein diet

Will that stop me trumping though

It won't bother your lad as much though

Ok, I'll give it a go

You might get a steak as well

No don't like steak "

Your joking not even a nice piece of fillet?

You can almost eat that without any teef

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then!

The shite one was expensive though

Oh dear...what broke? "

A pot hole broke my wheel and I have to have a new one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then!

The shite one was expensive though

Did you break the toilet? "

I don't poo that much

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then!

The shite one was expensive though

Oh dear...what broke?

A pot hole broke my wheel and I have to have a new one "

sue the council as the Rd should be in decent order

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's windy here

I bet it fecking is

This plant based diet doesn't suit me, too many beans

Try a protein diet what if she's a spitter

Ooh no, don't like spitting

What is it they say....one swallow doesn't make a summer

Be a long while waiting for summer then

Oh it's about to cum "

Naughty

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's windy here

I bet it fecking is

This plant based diet doesn't suit me, too many beans

Try a protein diet

Will that stop me trumping though

It won't bother your lad as much though

Ok, I'll give it a go

You might get a steak as well

No don't like steak

Your joking not even a nice piece of fillet?

You can almost eat that without any teef "

I'm not a big meat eater, I like chicken and roast lamb occasionally

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then!

The shite one was expensive though

Oh dear...what broke?

A pot hole broke my wheel and I have to have a new one "

They're a bloody nuisance, causes accidents too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then!

The shite one was expensive though

Oh dear...what broke?

A pot hole broke my wheel and I have to have a new one sue the council as the Rd should be in decent order"

Apparently round here they do nothing because of "cuts"

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then!

The shite one was expensive though

Oh dear...what broke?

A pot hole broke my wheel and I have to have a new one sue the council as the Rd should be in decent order"

Good idea, take a photo of the hole and your wheel.

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then!

The shite one was expensive though

Oh dear...what broke?

A pot hole broke my wheel and I have to have a new one sue the council as the Rd should be in decent order

Apparently round here they do nothing because of "cuts" "

Same here, bloody nightmare

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then!

The shite one was expensive though

Did you break the toilet?

I don't poo that much "

Thats good to hear phew

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then!

The shite one was expensive though

Did you break the toilet?

I don't poo that much

Thats good to hear phew"

I'm a good girl I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then!

The shite one was expensive though

Oh dear...what broke?

A pot hole broke my wheel and I have to have a new one sue the council as the Rd should be in decent order"

agreed

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then!

The shite one was expensive though

Did you break the toilet?

I don't poo that much

Thats good to hear phew

I'm a good girl I am "

You're an

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's windy here

I bet it fecking is

This plant based diet doesn't suit me, too many beans

Try a protein diet

Will that stop me trumping though

It won't bother your lad as much though

Ok, I'll give it a go

You might get a steak as well

No don't like steak

Your joking not even a nice piece of fillet?

You can almost eat that without any teef

I'm not a big meat eater, I like chicken and roast lamb occasionally "

It's my Y Fronts side of me....all blokes love a steak

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then!

The shite one was expensive though

Oh dear...what broke?

A pot hole broke my wheel and I have to have a new one sue the council as the Rd should be in decent order

Apparently round here they do nothing because of "cuts"

Same here, bloody nightmare "

Was that the fecking right emoji?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's windy here

I bet it fecking is

This plant based diet doesn't suit me, too many beans

Try a protein diet

Will that stop me trumping though

It won't bother your lad as much though

Ok, I'll give it a go

You might get a steak as well

No don't like steak

Your joking not even a nice piece of fillet?

You can almost eat that without any teef

I'm not a big meat eater, I like chicken and roast lamb occasionally

It's my Y Fronts side of me....all blokes love a steak "

Yes they do

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then!

The shite one was expensive though

Oh dear...what broke?

A pot hole broke my wheel and I have to have a new one sue the council as the Rd should be in decent order

Apparently round here they do nothing because of "cuts"

Same here, bloody nightmare

Was that the fecking right emoji? "

Isn't that the angry emoji?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then!

The shite one was expensive though

Oh dear...what broke?

A pot hole broke my wheel and I have to have a new one sue the council as the Rd should be in decent order

Apparently round here they do nothing because of "cuts"

Same here, bloody nightmare

Was that the fecking right emoji?

Isn't that the angry emoji? "

Now I've looked at the choices I guess it is

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then!

The shite one was expensive though

Oh dear...what broke?

A pot hole broke my wheel and I have to have a new one sue the council as the Rd should be in decent order

Apparently round here they do nothing because of "cuts"

Same here, bloody nightmare

Was that the fecking right emoji?

Isn't that the angry emoji?

Now I've looked at the choices I guess it is "

I suppose it means a little devil as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then!

The shite one was expensive though

Oh dear...what broke?

A pot hole broke my wheel and I have to have a new one sue the council as the Rd should be in decent order

Apparently round here they do nothing because of "cuts"

Same here, bloody nightmare

Was that the fecking right emoji?

Isn't that the angry emoji?

Now I've looked at the choices I guess it is

I suppose it means a little devil as well "

Oi ave you had a early dinner?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then!

The shite one was expensive though

Did you break the toilet?

I don't poo that much

Thats good to hear phew

I'm a good girl I am

You're an "

Sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then!

The shite one was expensive though

Did you break the toilet?

I don't poo that much

Thats good to hear phew

I'm a good girl I am

You're an

Sometimes "

Are you angry?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then!

The shite one was expensive though

Did you break the toilet?

I don't poo that much

Thats good to hear phew

I'm a good girl I am

You're an

Sometimes

Are you angry? "

No, why???

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening all ... Day of two halves today

One part nice

One part shite

Evening Eenie...game of two halves then!

The shite one was expensive though

Did you break the toilet?

I don't poo that much

Thats good to hear phew

I'm a good girl I am

You're an

Sometimes

Are you angry?

No, why??? "

Read the posts above

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

'Ello

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"'Ello "

Good evening sami

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"'Ello

Good evening sami "

Good evening Mistress, how'z you, this evening

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

good evening ladies

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"good evening ladies "

Good evening Voddy and howz you this evening

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"good evening ladies

Good evening Voddy and howz you this evening "

im fine sami been watching a programme on big ben very interesting

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"good evening ladies

Good evening Voddy and howz you this evening im fine sami been watching a programme on big ben very interesting"

Ooh is it still not chiming?

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"good evening ladies

Good evening Voddy and howz you this evening im fine sami been watching a programme on big ben very interesting

Ooh is it still not chiming? "

not for another 3 yrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"'Ello

Good evening sami

Good evening Mistress, how'z you, this evening "

Beat conking soon I hope as I'm up at 6 in morning

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

passes sami a tuna sandwich and a instant

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"'Ello

Good evening sami

Good evening Mistress, how'z you, this evening

Beat conking soon I hope as I'm up at 6 in morning "

thought that was normal for you

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"good evening ladies

Good evening Voddy and howz you this evening im fine sami been watching a programme on big ben very interesting

Ooh is it still not chiming? not for another 3 yrs"

Bloody Norah

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"'Ello

Good evening sami

Good evening Mistress, how'z you, this evening

Beat conking soon I hope as I'm up at 6 in morning "

Ooh are there two 6 o clocks in a day?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"passes sami a tuna sandwich and a instant "

Ooh lovely, thank you Voddy

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Who's watching the wedding on Saturday?

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Who's watching the wedding on Saturday? "
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Who's watching the wedding on Saturday? meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

And meeeeeeee! Then we are watching FA cup final later on. Prince William has to try and be at both, as he's president of the FA

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Who's watching the wedding on Saturday? meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

And meeeeeeee! Then we are watching FA cup final later on. Prince William has to try and be at both, as he's president of the FA "

hes not doing the footy this yr

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Who's watching the wedding on Saturday? meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

And meeeeeeee! Then we are watching FA cup final later on. Prince William has to try and be at both, as he's president of the FA hes not doing the footy this yr"

Doh...they will all be disappointed

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

I see Meghans father isn't going to be there after all

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I see Meghans father isn't going to be there after all "
just sent you that

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

good job mistress has that goth outfit she will have to wear that

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I see Meghans father isn't going to be there after all just sent you that "

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"good job mistress has that goth outfit she will have to wear that "

Yes that will look great at the wedding

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"good job mistress has that goth outfit she will have to wear that

Yes that will look great at the wedding "

can just hear her oi meghan fecking slow down got me heel stuck in a grille in the chapel and look at them posh feckers

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"good job mistress has that goth outfit she will have to wear that

Yes that will look great at the wedding can just hear her oi meghan fecking slow down got me heel stuck in a grille in the chapel and look at them posh feckers "

Haha . Hey maybe thats why she has been doing that power walking thinghy to get in shape for walking down the aisle. She said she was busy on Saturday

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"good job mistress has that goth outfit she will have to wear that

Yes that will look great at the wedding can just hear her oi meghan fecking slow down got me heel stuck in a grille in the chapel and look at them posh feckers

Haha . Hey maybe thats why she has been doing that power walking thinghy to get in shape for walking down the aisle. She said she was busy on Saturday "

you could be right

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Na night Voddy xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Good morning you crazy feckers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning, off to work in a minute

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Morning, off to work in a minute "

Watch them holes in the road on your way

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..

Morning you lovely lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Morning you lovely lot "

Morning babs the sun is out on teesside again this morning

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Morning you lovely lot

Morning babs the sun is out on teesside again this morning "

It was so hot yesterday I just wanted to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning, off to work in a minute

Watch them holes in the road on your way "

Yeah, bloody things

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning you lovely lot "

Morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Morning you lovely lot

Morning babs the sun is out on teesside again this morning

It was so hot yesterday I just wanted to sleep "

It might not be too bad over the west side...looking better in the east

And Come on Boro for tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Morning, off to work in a minute

Watch them holes in the road on your way

Yeah, bloody things "

I bet there's a lot more then 4 thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire now eh

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Morning you lovely lot

Morning babs the sun is out on teesside again this morning

It was so hot yesterday I just wanted to sleep

It might not be too bad over the west side...looking better in the east

And Come on Boro for tonight "

Is that a football reference?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning, off to work in a minute

Watch them holes in the road on your way

Yeah, bloody things

I bet there's a lot more then 4 thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire now eh"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Morning you lovely lot

Morning babs the sun is out on teesside again this morning

It was so hot yesterday I just wanted to sleep

It might not be too bad over the west side...looking better in the east

And Come on Boro for tonight

Is that a football reference? "

Yeah we are going to whop jims beloved villa tonight

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Morning you lovely lot

Morning babs the sun is out on teesside again this morning

It was so hot yesterday I just wanted to sleep

It might not be too bad over the west side...looking better in the east

And Come on Boro for tonight

Is that a football reference?

Yeah we are going to whop jims beloved villa tonight "

That’s fighting talk! You wait til ErectJim arises

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Morning you lovely lot

Morning babs the sun is out on teesside again this morning

It was so hot yesterday I just wanted to sleep

It might not be too bad over the west side...looking better in the east

And Come on Boro for tonight

Is that a football reference?

Yeah we are going to whop jims beloved villa tonight

That’s fighting talk! You wait til ErectJim arises "

He will be limp jim tonight

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning all

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"morning all "

Nearly afternoon ffs

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Afternoon all!

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Afternoon all! "
samiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon all! samiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii "

Voddddddddddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Afternoon all! "

Good afternoon sami...where did this morning go

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon all!

Good afternoon sami...where did this morning go "

Good afternoon Mistress! I know crazy isn't it. Been and bought dad a new tv today, his broke, found him listening to it with no picture, bless him,so got the job of setting it up tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Afternoon all!

Good afternoon sami...where did this morning go

Good afternoon Mistress! I know crazy isn't it. Been and bought dad a new tv today, his broke, found him listening to it with no picture, bless him,so got the job of setting it up tomorrow "

Jeez so his tv turned into a tranny Aw ffs

Seriously though your a Good daughter to him

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon all!

Good afternoon sami...where did this morning go

Good afternoon Mistress! I know crazy isn't it. Been and bought dad a new tv today, his broke, found him listening to it with no picture, bless him,so got the job of setting it up tomorrow

Jeez so his tv turned into a tranny Aw ffs

Seriously though your a Good daughter to him "

Haha . Well he looked after me for 20 years, so he deserves it, bless him, we have lots of laughs. I wanted to go over today but he said I couldn't because he's got to cut his lawn. He has to stay in his routine which we encourage

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Afternoon all!

Good afternoon sami...where did this morning go

Good afternoon Mistress! I know crazy isn't it. Been and bought dad a new tv today, his broke, found him listening to it with no picture, bless him,so got the job of setting it up tomorrow

Jeez so his tv turned into a tranny Aw ffs

Seriously though your a Good daughter to him

Haha . Well he looked after me for 20 years, so he deserves it, bless him, we have lots of laughs. I wanted to go over today but he said I couldn't because he's got to cut his lawn. He has to stay in his routine which we encourage "

Yeah that's is it I suppose ...getting up and knowing he has jobs to do will keep him stimulated

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon all!

Good afternoon sami...where did this morning go

Good afternoon Mistress! I know crazy isn't it. Been and bought dad a new tv today, his broke, found him listening to it with no picture, bless him,so got the job of setting it up tomorrow

Jeez so his tv turned into a tranny Aw ffs

Seriously though your a Good daughter to him

Haha . Well he looked after me for 20 years, so he deserves it, bless him, we have lots of laughs. I wanted to go over today but he said I couldn't because he's got to cut his lawn. He has to stay in his routine which we encourage

Yeah that's is it I suppose ...getting up and knowing he has jobs to do will keep him stimulated "

Yes you're quite right, even hubby and I like our routine, so I can understand him doing it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm "

Oh Eenie, what's the matter

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm "

Wassup eenie?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm

Wassup eenie? "

Where's she gone.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm

Wassup eenie?

Where's she gone..... "

Very fecking quiet...that's wheres she's gone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm

Wassup eenie?

Where's she gone.....

Very fecking quiet...that's wheres she's gone "

I've had to spend out over £200 on my car tofay, combined with having to book a speed awareness course

it's nearly £300 in a week that I can ill afford...

(I'm not complaining about the speed thing ... That was a fair cop )

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm

Wassup eenie?

Where's she gone.....

Very fecking quiet...that's wheres she's gone

I've had to spend out over £200 on my car tofay, combined with having to book a speed awareness course

it's nearly £300 in a week that I can ill afford...

(I'm not complaining about the speed thing ... That was a fair cop ) "

Aw shit...but I had to do one of them awareness courses a few months back...you might enjoy it...I didn't though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm

Wassup eenie?

Where's she gone.....

Very fecking quiet...that's wheres she's gone

I've had to spend out over £200 on my car tofay, combined with having to book a speed awareness course

it's nearly £300 in a week that I can ill afford...

(I'm not complaining about the speed thing ... That was a fair cop )

Aw shit...but I had to do one of them awareness courses a few months back...you might enjoy it...I didn't though"

This will be my 2nd one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm

Wassup eenie?

Where's she gone.....

Very fecking quiet...that's wheres she's gone

I've had to spend out over £200 on my car tofay, combined with having to book a speed awareness course

it's nearly £300 in a week that I can ill afford...

(I'm not complaining about the speed thing ... That was a fair cop )

Aw shit...but I had to do one of them awareness courses a few months back...you might enjoy it...I didn't though

This will be my 2nd one "

Have you thought about getting a pushbike?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm

Wassup eenie?

Where's she gone.....

Very fecking quiet...that's wheres she's gone

I've had to spend out over £200 on my car tofay, combined with having to book a speed awareness course

it's nearly £300 in a week that I can ill afford...

(I'm not complaining about the speed thing ... That was a fair cop )

Aw shit...but I had to do one of them awareness courses a few months back...you might enjoy it...I didn't though

This will be my 2nd one

Have you thought about getting a pushbike? "

It's my second offence in 27 years so I'm not doing too bad

Plus I can't pushbike the 23 miles and back to work

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm

Wassup eenie?

Where's she gone.....

Very fecking quiet...that's wheres she's gone

I've had to spend out over £200 on my car tofay, combined with having to book a speed awareness course

it's nearly £300 in a week that I can ill afford...

(I'm not complaining about the speed thing ... That was a fair cop )

Aw shit...but I had to do one of them awareness courses a few months back...you might enjoy it...I didn't though

This will be my 2nd one

Have you thought about getting a pushbike?

It's my second offence in 27 years so I'm not doing too bad

Plus I can't pushbike the 23 miles and back to work "

Fair point....but it would save time in the gym

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I'm

Wassup eenie?

Where's she gone.....

Very fecking quiet...that's wheres she's gone

I've had to spend out over £200 on my car tofay, combined with having to book a speed awareness course

it's nearly £300 in a week that I can ill afford...

(I'm not complaining about the speed thing ... That was a fair cop )

Aw shit...but I had to do one of them awareness courses a few months back...you might enjoy it...I didn't though

This will be my 2nd one

Have you thought about getting a pushbike?

It's my second offence in 27 years so I'm not doing too bad

Plus I can't pushbike the 23 miles and back to work

Fair point....but it would save time in the gym"

and leave her too knackered for a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm

Wassup eenie?

Where's she gone.....

Very fecking quiet...that's wheres she's gone

I've had to spend out over £200 on my car tofay, combined with having to book a speed awareness course

it's nearly £300 in a week that I can ill afford...

(I'm not complaining about the speed thing ... That was a fair cop )

Aw shit...but I had to do one of them awareness courses a few months back...you might enjoy it...I didn't though

This will be my 2nd one

Have you thought about getting a pushbike?

It's my second offence in 27 years so I'm not doing too bad

Plus I can't pushbike the 23 miles and back to work

Fair point....but it would save time in the gymand leave her too knackered for a meet"

Another fair point

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Time is running out

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Time is running out "

turn the hour glass over

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Time is running out

turn the hour glass over "

We are in stoppage time now

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm

Wassup eenie?

Where's she gone.....

Very fecking quiet...that's wheres she's gone

I've had to spend out over £200 on my car tofay, combined with having to book a speed awareness course

it's nearly £300 in a week that I can ill afford...

(I'm not complaining about the speed thing ... That was a fair cop ) "

Oh bloody hell, Damn potholes

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

its too fecking hot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Extremely warm but a good excuse to get naked

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"its too fecking hot"

I'm cold, I have my leccie blanket on

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Time is running out "

Wot?

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Extremely warm but a good excuse to get naked "
ooooooo young man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Extremely warm but a good excuse to get naked ooooooo young man"
Love being naked. Better when there is someone to share it with though

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Time is running out

Wot? "

Aw them fecking brummie beat us tonight

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Time is running out

Wot?

Aw them fecking brummie beat us tonight "

nevr mind theres always next season

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Time is running out

Wot?

Aw them fecking brummie beat us tonight "

Aw, football. FA cup final on Saturday you watching?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Time is running out

Wot?

Aw them fecking brummie beat us tonight nevr mind theres always next season"

Just as long as jim doesn't come on gloating...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Time is running out

Wot?

Aw them fecking brummie beat us tonight

Aw, football. FA cup final on Saturday you watching? "

Not me and I'm about to conk

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Time is running out

Wot?

Aw them fecking brummie beat us tonight

Aw, football. FA cup final on Saturday you watching?

Not me and I'm about to conk "

Have a good sleep xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Time is running out

Wot?

Aw them fecking brummie beat us tonight

Aw, football. FA cup final on Saturday you watching?

Not me and I'm about to conk

You know what sami I fecking will tonihgt

Have a good sleep xx"

You know what sami I thing I will to tonight

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Time is running out

Wot?

Aw them fecking brummie beat us tonight

Aw, football. FA cup final on Saturday you watching?

Not me and I'm about to conk

You know what sami I fecking will tonihgt

Have a good sleep xx

You know what sami I thing I will to tonight "

That's good then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Good morning all....it's not looking very nice this morning

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning all....it's not looking very nice this morning "

Morning Mistress! Cloudy and windy here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good morning all....it's not looking very nice this morning

Morning Mistress! Cloudy and windy here "

Ah but is the wind down to you?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning all....it's not looking very nice this morning

Morning Mistress! Cloudy and windy here

Ah but is the wind down to you? "

I have to confess...I think it might be....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good morning all....it's not looking very nice this morning

Morning Mistress! Cloudy and windy here

Ah but is the wind down to you?

I have to confess...I think it might be.... "

It is bloody horrible here now...it's like it's gone back to winter I don't feel like my walk

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning all....it's not looking very nice this morning

Morning Mistress! Cloudy and windy here

Ah but is the wind down to you?

I have to confess...I think it might be....

It is bloody horrible here now...it's like it's gone back to winter I don't feel like my walk "

I think you should go, you will be glad when you've done it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good morning all....it's not looking very nice this morning

Morning Mistress! Cloudy and windy here

Ah but is the wind down to you?

I have to confess...I think it might be....

It is bloody horrible here now...it's like it's gone back to winter I don't feel like my walk

I think you should go, you will be glad when you've done it. "

I'll decide after I've done a sudoko

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning all....it's not looking very nice this morning

Morning Mistress! Cloudy and windy here

Ah but is the wind down to you?

I have to confess...I think it might be....

It is bloody horrible here now...it's like it's gone back to winter I don't feel like my walk

I think you should go, you will be glad when you've done it.

I'll decide after I've done a sudoko "

Ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I skipped it...too bloody cold for me ffs

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"I skipped it...too bloody cold for me ffs "

It isn't very nice is it, may be go twice as far tomorrow

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Right...off to see the daddy Catcha later

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

So television all set up for big daddy Hes got about 200 channels now, that'll keep him amused for a couple of days

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening folks

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening folks "

Evening Eenie, you feeling better today?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening folks

Evening Eenie, you feeling better today? "

Yes thanks Sami, blues don't last long with me thank goodness

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening folks

Evening Eenie, you feeling better today?

Yes thanks Sami, blues don't last long with me thank goodness "

Ah, I'm glad to hear that

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

I'll start next edition

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening folks

Evening Eenie, you feeling better today?

Yes thanks Sami, blues don't last long with me thank goodness

Ah, I'm glad to hear that "

Thanks, plus I'm on a countdown to a meet with a guy I may have met more than once before

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening folks

Evening Eenie, you feeling better today?

Yes thanks Sami, blues don't last long with me thank goodness

Ah, I'm glad to hear that

Thanks, plus I'm on a countdown to a meet with a guy I may have met more than once before "

Ooh, lovely jubbly, lucky you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stop!

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