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Big pussys or tight pussys...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What a lovely thing to say about a woman.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How many washing machines have you tried to fuck to come to such a conclusion?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unless you have a small willy lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes. I've had sex with a tiny cock too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How many washing machines have you tried to fuck to come to such a conclusion? "

It felt hugeee, I’m just being honest lol

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Iv has some good experiences with some nice ladies, but had sex with a woman not long ago an her fanny felt like i was fucking a washing machine...was quite shit sex too, anyone had any experiences similar?"

A good reason for filters!

Washing machine style sex could take on...!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Unless you have a small willy lol"

I think my pics clearly justify I’m above average,lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a tomcat once he was as big as a pit bull and twice as scary

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By *heblackmacMan over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

Didn't know anything about washing machine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How many washing machines have you tried to fuck to come to such a conclusion?

It felt hugeee, I’m just being honest lol"

Sure.

What did she say about your cock?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"How many washing machines have you tried to fuck to come to such a conclusion? "

LMAO!!

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By *heblackmacMan over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

sounds like driving through black wall tunnel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You should have asked her if she has passed the DAZ door step challenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How many washing machines have you tried to fuck to come to such a conclusion?

It felt hugeee, I’m just being honest lol

Sure.

What did she say about your cock? "

She enjoyed the sex but I didn’t, repeat meet was asked but I denied. I see maybe your a little offended by your reaction for some reason, it’s not you under another name on here is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

sounds like driving through black wall tunnel

Haha ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was it on 1000 spinning speed?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How many washing machines have you tried to fuck to come to such a conclusion?

It felt hugeee, I’m just being honest lol

Sure.

What did she say about your cock?

She enjoyed the sex but I didn’t, repeat meet was asked but I denied. I see maybe your a little offended by your reaction for some reason, it’s not you under another name on here is it?

I'm not offended.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Pussy Thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How many washing machines have you tried to fuck to come to such a conclusion?

It felt hugeee, I’m just being honest lol

Sure.

What did she say about your cock?

She enjoyed the sex but I didn’t, repeat meet was asked but I denied. I see maybe your a little offended by your reaction for some reason, it’s not you under another name on here is it?

I'm not offended. "

You sound it, just checking it’s not you lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

not familiar with the notion of discretion then..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How many washing machines have you tried to fuck to come to such a conclusion?

It felt hugeee, I’m just being honest lol

Sure.

What did she say about your cock?

She enjoyed the sex but I didn’t, repeat meet was asked but I denied. I see maybe your a little offended by your reaction for some reason, it’s not you under another name on here is it?

I'm not offended.

You sound it, just checking it’s not you lol"

I'm just amusing myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Pussy Thread

High five. We love tight, it’s not about fucking washing machines, keep them tight ladies lol

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

What a charmer!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How many washing machines have you tried to fuck to come to such a conclusion?

It felt hugeee, I’m just being honest lol

Sure.

What did she say about your cock?

She enjoyed the sex but I didn’t, repeat meet was asked but I denied. I see maybe your a little offended by your reaction for some reason, it’s not you under another name on here is it?

I'm not offended.

You sound it, just checking it’s not you lol

I'm just amusing myself. "

I’m glad...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Pussy Thread

High five. We love tight, it’s not about fucking washing machines, keep them tight ladies lol"

Hope you are wearing your helmet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What a charmer!!"

I’m only being honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Pussy Thread

High five. We love tight, it’s not about fucking washing machines, keep them tight ladies lol"

I do my pelvic floor exercises for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The Pussy Thread

High five. We love tight, it’s not about fucking washing machines, keep them tight ladies lol

Hope you are wearing your helmet

I never enter without my helmet, safety first lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Pussy Thread

High five. We love tight, it’s not about fucking washing machines, keep them tight ladies lol

Hope you are wearing your helmet

I hope his helmet is attached to a big cock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Pussy Thread

High five. We love tight, it’s not about fucking washing machines, keep them tight ladies lol

Hope you are wearing your helmet

I never enter without my helmet, safety first lol

Get life insurance first thing tomorrow morning too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Unless you have a small willy lol

I think my pics clearly justify I’m above average,lol "

Above average ?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Pussy Thread

High five. We love tight, it’s not about fucking washing machines, keep them tight ladies lol

Hope you are wearing your helmet

I hope his helmet is attached to a big cock. "

Sniggers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very classy of you Mr.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've never heard of a pussy being compared to a washing machine before? Don't you mean it felt like throwing a cocktail sausage down Blackwell tunnel OP?

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Unless you have a small willy lol

I think my pics clearly justify I’m above average,lol

Above average ?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Really?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A good reason for filters!

Washing machine style sex could take on...!! "

Especially when on full spin cycle!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Unless you have a small willy lol

I think my pics clearly justify I’m above average,lol

Above average ?!

That's below the belt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this

Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina

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By *heblackmacMan over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

Should have done to her the cross legs position..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this

Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina

Or a man to have a thin penis?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A good reason for filters!

Washing machine style sex could take on...!!

Especially when on full spin cycle!

She gushes and it's the final rinse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this

Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina

It’s just the immature manner in which the lady is being talked about. Especially if she is a member of fab. I wouldn’t dream of posting about a meet on the forums. That’s private stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this

Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina

Oh it’s the radiator guy again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this

Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina

It’s just the immature manner in which the lady is being talked about. Especially if she is a member of fab. I wouldn’t dream of posting about a meet on the forums. That’s private stuff. "

Yes, because men never get talked about for anything on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this

Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina

It’s just the immature manner in which the lady is being talked about. Especially if she is a member of fab. I wouldn’t dream of posting about a meet on the forums. That’s private stuff. "

i agree...it's really puerile and nasty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this

Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina

Oh it’s the radiator guy again."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this

Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina

Oh it’s the radiator guy again."

Are you washing your cock in the kitchen sink on one of your photos?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this

Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina

Oh it’s the radiator guy again.

Are you washing your cock in the kitchen sink on one of your photos?"

Yes. I’m very poor.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this

Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina

Oh it’s the radiator guy again.

Are you washing your cock in the kitchen sink on one of your photos?

Yes. I’m very poor."

Oh good. For a second I was worried you had it on the chopping board

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this

Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina

It’s just the immature manner in which the lady is being talked about. Especially if she is a member of fab. I wouldn’t dream of posting about a meet on the forums. That’s private stuff.

Yes, because men never get talked about for anything on here

Do women start threads to ridicule men on their penis size?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this

Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina

It’s just the immature manner in which the lady is being talked about. Especially if she is a member of fab. I wouldn’t dream of posting about a meet on the forums. That’s private stuff.

Yes, because men never get talked about for anything on here

Do women start threads to ridicule men on their penis size? "

I’ve seen them, yes

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By *inks_apeyCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this

Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina

Oh it’s the radiator guy again.

Are you washing your cock in the kitchen sink on one of your photos?

Yes. I’m very poor.

Oh good. For a second I was worried you had it on the chopping board "

Or a frying pan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this

Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina

It’s just the immature manner in which the lady is being talked about. Especially if she is a member of fab. I wouldn’t dream of posting about a meet on the forums. That’s private stuff.

Yes, because men never get talked about for anything on here

Do women start threads to ridicule men on their penis size? "

If they did then I would say the same thing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Unless you have a small willy lol

I think my pics clearly justify I’m above average,lol "

Not sure where you got your ruler or tape measure from.... maybe in need of some spectacles

But seriously “like fucking a washing machine” how offensive can you get, I’m sure I’m not exactly virgin tight but a nice thick cock never leaves unsatisfied

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this

Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina

Oh it’s the radiator guy again.

Are you washing your cock in the kitchen sink on one of your photos?

Yes. I’m very poor.

Oh good. For a second I was worried you had it on the chopping board

Or a frying pan

It’s to tiny to reach either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God, is it ‘bring a douche to the forum’ day again...?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In conclusion the lady had a normal size vagina, you do the maths Op to where the problem was.

Kind regards X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A good reason for filters!

Washing machine style sex could take on...!!

Especially when on full spin cycle!

She gushes and it's the final rinse

Bet you could sell that as a fragrance fabric softener!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did someone call for a measuring tape?

That's measuring in at 6" length with circumference of 4.5" doesn't look like there's turtle neck on that penis so the shaft would be somewhat desensitised which may explain why he felt like he was fucking a dying mans handshake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone call for a measuring tape?

Hahahaha! This

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By *heblackmacMan over a year ago

Ladywell, Lewisham.

If the vagina is loose,go for the A

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this

Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina

It’s just the immature manner in which the lady is being talked about. Especially if she is a member of fab. I wouldn’t dream of posting about a meet on the forums. That’s private stuff.

Yes, because men never get talked about for anything on here

Do women start threads to ridicule men on their penis size? "

Only after they've seen mine

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Did someone call for a measuring tape?

That comment wins the internet today!!!

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple over a year ago

Leeds

"Unless you have a small willy lol

I think my pics clearly justify I’m above average,lol

Not sure where you got your ruler or tape measure from.... maybe in need of some spectacles

But seriously “like fucking a washing machine” how offensive can you get, I’m sure I’m not exactly virgin tight but a nice thick cock never leaves unsatisfied "

That's the OP ruled out then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Big on the outside, snug on the inside...But can stretch!

Fortunately Succubus fits this perfectly as you can see...;)

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple over a year ago

Leeds

A good reason for filters!

Washing machine style sex could take on...!!

Especially when on full spin cycle!

She gushes and it's the final rinse

Enter Barry Scott...

You know the rest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone call for a measuring tape?

Shaft? I meant the helmet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After am through with it, its all the same

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

I do love the forums sometimes. Excellent filter

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By *verysmileMan over a year ago

Canterbury

Ironically, I once had a girlfriend called Hotpoint and a mistress called Beko.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ironically, I once had a girlfriend called Hotpoint and a mistress called Beko."

I hope Beko didn't go up in flames otherwise it would of been great balls of fire for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Us men like them tight, like there’s actually a feel to it, there’s obviously a much less feel when it’s big, an if it’s huge then it’s not as satisfying, an if it’s humongous it’s obviously going to feel not very satisfying at all, so I’m just being honest that it felt abit shit, surely wev all had some shit encounters before right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ironically, I once had a girlfriend called Hotpoint and a mistress called Beko."

Haha high five ????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Us men like them tight, like there’s actually a feel to it, there’s obviously a much less feel when it’s big, an if it’s huge then it’s not as satisfying, an if it’s humongous it’s obviously going to feel not very satisfying at all, so I’m just being honest that it felt abit shit, surely wev all had some shit encounters before right? "

but most manage to keep a level of discretion and not crow about it!...because thats just plain nasty , fuck all to do with 'honesty'!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How many washing machines have you tried to fuck to come to such a conclusion? "

AND do you have to use conditioner rather than lube in that situation?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

but most manage to keep a level of discretion and not crow about it!...because thats just plain nasty , fuck all to do with 'honesty'!"

Well said. Could not agree more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I first read this I thought it was a compliment about the woman's anatomy, i.e. wet and churning. I wonder what other household objects we could be compared to? Tumble dryer? Microwave?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Another model of a charmless man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We hear consistently how men have to be a certain size but look at the backlash when we try saying it back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Er it's not all about you you know, you're not fucking a hooker. I certainly hope the lady in question does not read this thread, she would be so demoralised. Most of us if we have a meet that doesn't do it for us, just move on quietly to the next person. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We hear consistently how men have to be a certain size but look at the backlash when we try saying it back"

It's the way he is putting it, plus he is talking about an actual woman he has meet. Be fair, the penis posts are mainly general and not aimed at a particular man from a meet. A lot of the forum threads about penis size are actually started by men asking if they are too small or if women like small cocks. I don't have a preference for size myself and I have a reasonably tight pussy for an old fogey XXX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it felt a bit loose then why did you not tell her to squeeze you're cock with her pussy?

Maybe it was a case that no one before had showed her how to do it or that you would enjoy that.

I'm not put off by a slightly slacker woman as long as she is enjoying the fucking that I'm giving her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nah. My penis is fairly big, so rarely get that problem

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If it don't echo it wanna fit my whopper in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If it felt a bit loose then why did you not tell her to squeeze you're cock with her pussy?

Maybe it was a case that no one before had showed her how to do it or that you would enjoy that.

I'm not put off by a slightly slacker woman as long as she is enjoying the fucking that I'm giving her

Thanks for the advice cock pic guy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bigger the better

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"We hear consistently how men have to be a certain size but look at the backlash when we try saying it back

Fair point about it targeting a specific individual.

However.

I have been waiting for a thread like this for ages and agree look at the backlash.

There have been many threads where women blatantly rip the piss out of small cocks referring to them as pencil dick and so on..

I have pointed out on many occasions about this and told to provide threads as evidence.

Well here's proof.

Whilst yes the op's comments are errrr pretty harsh.

The fact that someone dared criticize an actual female woman has brought about a tirade of abuse.

The usual tired old cliché is usually rolled out by women who say.

" I'm only expressing my preference how's that offensive"

Well so is the op.

All be it in a crass and insensitive way.

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

I think most of us have had less than favourable meets, however your thread is nasty and inappropriate if the woman is a member.

Not just you but I don't understand why some people feel the need to be nasty towards others. You weren't looking for a wife so move on without the need to be infantile and insulting.

I'd wager many tight pussy ladies reading this would also be put off by you as you lack discretion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your not being honest OP your being vile and downright disrespectful

I hope ladies think twice about meeting you

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By *ush fuckerMan over a year ago

Wouldn’t You Like To Know

I for one can’t believe how many men in here are so disrespectful towards women , it really saddens me to think that there are so many self centred selfish cock wombles out there !!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Sometimes my poontang gets a wide on. The more attracted I am to the guy the slacker it gets. I've met with guys and I've been tighter than a mouse's earhole, then met the same guy again and my fanjo has been a sloppy, toothless version of Audrey 2, due to risen attraction.

I agree that this thread is in bad taste and I do hope the lady in question doesn't read it.

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Sometimes my poontang gets a wide on. The more attracted I am to the guy the slacker it gets. I've met with guys and I've been tighter than a mouse's earhole, then met the same guy again and my fanjo has been a sloppy, toothless version of Audrey 2, due to risen attraction.

I agree that this thread is in bad taste and I do hope the lady in question doesn't read it. "

Lol amazing

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

I agree that this thread is in bad taste and I do hope the lady in question doesn't read it. "

I do love your posts

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By *witch bitchWoman over a year ago

Cardiff

My sentiments exactly , perhaps it was shit sex for her too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Takes a minimum of two unselfish people to make good sex.

Perhaps with a little imagination and a desire to please, you could have enhanced the experience for both of you!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Takes a minimum of two unselfish people to make good sex.

Perhaps with a little imagination and a desire to please, you could have enhanced the experience for both of you!

This is true.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I agree that this thread is in bad taste and I do hope the lady in question doesn't read it.

I do love your posts

Blunt as a butter knife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Takes a minimum of two unselfish people to make good sex.

Perhaps with a little imagination and a desire to please, you could have enhanced the experience for both of you!

This is true.

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By *witch bitchWoman over a year ago

Cardiff

"Takes a minimum of two unselfish people to make good sex.

Perhaps with a little imagination and a desire to please, you could have enhanced the experience for both of you!

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My sentiments exactly , perhaps it was shit sex for her too

A repeat wouldn’t of been asked for if that was the case, but yeh ok lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Toight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How many washing machines have you tried to fuck to come to such a conclusion?

It felt hugeee, I’m just being honest lol"

Yeah it's such a shame for your tiny penis isn't it? I feel your pain

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Toight

Like a toiger

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

I agree that this thread is in bad taste and I do hope the lady in question doesn't read it.

I do love your posts

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I agree that this thread is in bad taste and I do hope the lady in question doesn't read it. "

What or who is Audrey 2?

And I know what you mean- although never been likened to a washing machine!

Stay classy, people!

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By *witch bitchWoman over a year ago

Cardiff

"My sentiments exactly , perhaps it was shit sex for her too

A repeat wouldn’t of been asked for if that was the case, but yeh ok lol"

Yes this is a common myth , perhaps she felt she had a score to settle and was willing to give you a second chance

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I agree that this thread is in bad taste and I do hope the lady in question doesn't read it.

What or who is Audrey 2?

And I know what you mean- although never been likened to a washing machine!

Stay classy, people!

Audrey 2... the giant man eating plant in little shop of horrors

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We hear consistently how men have to be a certain size but look at the backlash when we try saying it back

Fair point about it targeting a specific individual.

However.

I have been waiting for a thread like this for ages and agree look at the backlash.

There have been many threads where women blatantly rip the piss out of small cocks referring to them as pencil dick and so on..

I have pointed out on many occasions about this and told to provide threads as evidence.

Well here's proof.

Whilst yes the op's comments are errrr pretty harsh.

The fact that someone dared criticize an actual female woman has brought about a tirade of abuse.

The usual tired old cliché is usually rolled out by women who say.

" I'm only expressing my preference how's that offensive"

Well so is the op.

All be it in a crass and insensitive way.

I've been on here for years and a regular forum user and I don't recall seeing any threads women start, calling men out on their penis size.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you search for pencil dick 3 threads come up, 2 started by a man, and the other I think was possibly started in reaction to a big fanny thread.

Search for small penis and loads come up, all started by men.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I agree that this thread is in bad taste and I do hope the lady in question doesn't read it. "

That is very true, the more aroused you are the bigger it becomes. It’s actually called ‘vaginal tenting’ it happens to all of us at some point. Sometimes you are tight and sometimes you can be looser.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and the breasts can get up to 25% bigger during arousal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Talking about expanding poontangs with strangers on the inter web, what a time to be alive!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Talking about expanding poontangs with strangers on the inter web, what a time to be alive!"

You love it

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh and the breasts can get up to 25% bigger during arousal.

Well I never knew that!

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"Oh and the breasts can get up to 25% bigger during arousal.

Well I never knew that!"

This is why I love the forum - so educational.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Talking about expanding poontangs with strangers on the inter web, what a time to be alive!

You love it

Passes the time!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did anyone see psycho pussies yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you come though?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh and the breasts can get up to 25% bigger during arousal.

Well I never knew that!"

Nor did I until I read about vaginal tenting. My boobs are big enough, I don’t want to be suffocated during sex by their extra expansion

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"Did you come though?"

Great question!

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"Oh and the breasts can get up to 25% bigger during arousal.

Well I never knew that!

Nor did I until I read about vaginal tenting. My boobs are big enough, I don’t want to be suffocated during sex by their extra expansion

Spoilsport!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh and the breasts can get up to 25% bigger during arousal.

Well I never knew that!

Nor did I until I read about vaginal tenting. My boobs are big enough, I don’t want to be suffocated during sex by their extra expansion

I need the extra expansion! If I could harness that and inject my boobs with it so they are like it 24/7 I may even need a bra!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loooooooool them ones are usually the village bicycles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loooooooool them ones are usually the village bicycles "

That’s such a myth. If anything, the more you have sex the more the muscles are being used. I know I work mine out from all the squeezing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

#bagpuss ......or baggy p....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you come though?

Great question!"

I'm genuinely interested.... because I bet she didn't!

My rationale for stating this is that the vagina gets incredibly tight when getting close to orgasm... by the sounds of it I bet she got the shorter straw... #justsayin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loooooooool them ones are usually the village bicycles "

Spoken like a man who truly knows nothing about the vagina or how it works

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I, for one, sincerely hope she does see this. I’d be very interested to hear her version of events

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I, for one, sincerely hope she does see this. I’d be very interested to hear her version of events "

She probably didn't notice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I, for one, sincerely hope she does see this. I’d be very interested to hear her version of events "

Lol are you serious ?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Well I, for one, sincerely hope she does see this. I’d be very interested to hear her version of events "

I would have put a bet on that he worked her noonie for a good while, fingers, toys, working up to bigger and bigger. Eventually she was that relaxed that he got elbow deep. But then I realised he really doesn't seem the kind to give that much care and attention, and I'm just in the mood for being stretched.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I, for one, sincerely hope she does see this. I’d be very interested to hear her version of events

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loooooooool them ones are usually the village bicycles "

You clearly don't know much about muscles. The more you use them the stronger and tighter they get.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I, for one, sincerely hope she does see this. I’d be very interested to hear her version of events "

I can't imagine she'd be in a hurry to come forward just to publicly post "her version of events" the poor lass...

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By *ingdiscreetMan over a year ago

Bournemouth

Vaginal tenting !!!

Gives tent pegs a whole new meaning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loooooooool them ones are usually the village bicycles "

You are on a liberated swinging website.. comments like that go down like lead balloons

Last time I heard that comment the boy was too young to buy cigarettes...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loooooooool them ones are usually the village bicycles

You are on a liberated swinging website.. comments like that go down like lead balloons

Last time I heard that comment the boy was too young to buy cigarettes..."

That’s true but give the guy a break , the pun comes in all different shapes n sizes !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I, for one, sincerely hope she does see this. I’d be very interested to hear her version of events

I can't imagine she'd be in a hurry to come forward just to publicly post "her version of events" the poor lass...

Personally, I’d want to put my side forward.

If she even existed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loooooooool them ones are usually the village bicycles

You are on a liberated swinging website.. comments like that go down like lead balloons

Last time I heard that comment the boy was too young to buy cigarettes...

That’s true but give the guy a break , the pun comes in all different shapes n sizes !"

Touche!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Well I, for one, sincerely hope she does see this. I’d be very interested to hear her version of events

I can't imagine she'd be in a hurry to come forward just to publicly post "her version of events" the poor lass...

Personally, I’d want to put my side forward.

If she even existed

Was is his dad's old fleshlight or blow up Bertha? Place your bets.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Unless you have a small willy lol

I think my pics clearly justify I’m above average,lol "

Im not sure they do

...average, yes, but above average, probably not.

Poppy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Putting aside the obvious crassness of this post, I am intrigued as to the mechanics of "fucking a washing machine" and how the OP can write with authority on this matter.

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By *corpio67Man over a year ago

hillingdon

"How many washing machines have you tried to fuck to come to such a conclusion? "

Obviously the one where you can open it to put more washing in while it's running!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did she ask at any point " Is it in yet"?

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By *ldguyMan over a year ago

ongar

Just be thankful it wasn't on a 90 degree wash!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loooooooool them ones are usually the village bicycles

You are on a liberated swinging website.. comments like that go down like lead balloons

Last time I heard that comment the boy was too young to buy cigarettes...

That’s true but give the guy a break , the pun comes in all different shapes n sizes !"

There's one about a village idiot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Clearly some women are getting a little wound up about this thread, but I’m only being honest, high five to tight pussys, an erm no thanks to huge, clearly they’ve been over doing the fisting or using enormous toys a little too often.

I like them tight, an I’m sure most other guys do too unless there lieing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Clearly some women are getting a little wound up about this thread, but I’m only being honest, high five to tight pussys, an erm no thanks to huge, clearly they’ve been over doing the fisting or using enormous toys a little too often.

I like them tight, an I’m sure most other guys do too unless there lieing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd say your cock looked around 5" judging by the profile pics you're display but then I could be wrong because you don't have anything in the pics to compare it to ......... a sky remote or can of deodrant will do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes OP. I actually stopped and told a girl that i couldn't go on. Then swiftly left. Like throwing a sausage through a barn door. Shit happens sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like them tight, an I’m sure most other guys do too unless there lieing

I’m only really tight when I’m not aroused enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a tomcat once he was as big as a pit bull and twice as scary"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Small dick syndrome, most men with under average girth or length will exaggerate details of a meet or just make up stories to make themselves feel more adequate in the trouser department

Cocktail sausages and chipolaters aren't to every woman's taste either but I haven't seen any threads from a woman complaining 'is it in yet?'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why are some men so clueless about how the female body works? I’ve heard some crackers on here today. Some people need to read more....clearly!!

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman over a year ago

London

"Why are some men so clueless about how the female body works? I’ve heard some crackers on here today. Some people need to read more....clearly!! "

A lot of women as well, it seems. Sad, really.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why are some men so clueless about how the female body works? I’ve heard some crackers on here today. Some people need to read more....clearly!!

A lot of women as well, it seems. Sad, really."

It’s why I’m generally attracted to a certain type of man, one who is educated on how a woman’s mind and body works. They are out there thankfully.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish I had a washing machine size for my thick girth all the time, nowt worse than a snapped cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how distasteful posting this - we've blocked this character. This does no service to single men in general.

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By *inkerbell67Woman over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

I watched a porn clip were a man stuck nearly his hole head up a woman's pussy ..must have been big to put it in lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how distasteful posting this - we've blocked this character. This does no service to single men in general."

He’s not the spokesman for single men, I also think it’s distasteful.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some women liked to be stretched in their pussy and their arse...I don't understand why?

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By *ickyRoosterMan over a year ago

Uppendown

"Did someone call for a measuring tape?

I was going to make a gag about 'fabprick' conditioner. But when I seen this......

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

Gosh did you just commit Fabiside....

Tina insurance needed.

Thank goodness there arent many like you here OP and good luck in the future.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wish I had a washing machine size for my thick girth all the time, nowt worse than a snapped cock "

You’ve got a thick girth, funny you never mentioned it before?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love how some people get butthurt over threads like this

Likes it’s impossible for a woman to have a loose vagina

It’s just the immature manner in which the lady is being talked about. Especially if she is a member of fab. I wouldn’t dream of posting about a meet on the forums. That’s private stuff. "

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

how distasteful posting this - we've blocked this character. This does no service to single men in general."

True enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Pussy Thread

High five. We love tight, it’s not about fucking washing machines, keep them tight ladies lol

Hope you are wearing your helmet

Be carful not to be locked inside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like them tight, an I’m sure most other guys do too unless there lieing

That's why I don't meet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“We got big pussy, pink pussy, yellow pussy, smelly pussy”...

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