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By *obby2910 OP   Man  over a year ago

mids

So ladies gents

Bobby here drive a black cab

Anyone got any interesting stories lol ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I once got into a taxi, really d*unk and told the taxi driver my life story. Turns out the nursery I worked at, his niece went too. Found that out when he picked her up the next week.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So ladies gents

Bobby here drive a black cab

Anyone got any interesting stories lol ??"

no but I bet you have loads?

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By *obby2910 OP   Man  over a year ago

mids

Iv been a cabby for 12 yrs

So yea iv seen an done a bit lol.

I even picked up a porn star but dnt enjoy it

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By *obby2910 OP   Man  over a year ago

mids

Your lucky the cabby dnt have a 2way way dash cam otherwise he may have tryed to you ??????????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your lucky the cabby dnt have a 2way way dash cam otherwise he may have tryed to you ??????????"

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Iv been a cabby for 12 yrs

So yea iv seen an done a bit lol.

I even picked up a porn star but dnt enjoy it "

Why didn't you enjoy it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Iv been a cabby for 12 yrs

So yea iv seen an done a bit lol.

I even picked up a porn star but dnt enjoy it "

Didn't they pay the fare?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yea! You guys always take the longest route!

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By *obby2910 OP   Man  over a year ago

mids

Black cabbys dont allow passengers in front

So most mini cab drivers have more fun

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By *obby2910 OP   Man  over a year ago

mids

Felt like channel tunnel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We got a taxi home from our local yesterday, it was early evening and we were both quite tipsy.

I tipped the driver £5, seems quite excessive now as the trip is all of 4 minutes and we really should’ve walked but were both tired and hungry so we got a taxi, it wasn’t a black cab though.

It was blue, a blue Volkswagen Passat, the driver was friendly and the cab smelt fresh which was probably the reason I tipped so much, that and I only had £10 note left and the fare was £5 so it was easy to just say keep the change.

It was a good afternoon at the pub.

We had cheese and branston pickle when we got home and a can of iron brew, Lacey had water because she gets hangovers if she doesn’t drink water before bed.

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"We got a taxi home from our local yesterday, it was early evening and we were both quite tipsy.

I tipped the driver £5, seems quite excessive now as the trip is all of 4 minutes and we really should’ve walked but were both tired and hungry so we got a taxi, it wasn’t a black cab though.

It was blue, a blue Volkswagen Passat, the driver was friendly and the cab smelt fresh which was probably the reason I tipped so much, that and I only had £10 note left and the fare was £5 so it was easy to just say keep the change.

It was a good afternoon at the pub.

We had cheese and branston pickle when we got home and a can of iron brew, Lacey had water because she gets hangovers if she doesn’t drink water before bed."

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By *egs11ABCWoman  over a year ago

Aberdeen

After 35 years as a taxi driver how long have u got????

I would write a book but nobody would believe it x

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By *ohnaronMan  over a year ago

london

Girl Passenger "I havent any money. Can I pay with this?" Lifts her skirt.

Cabbie "Sorry darling. Have you got anything smaller?".

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan  over a year ago

Coventry

This one's quite drôle. Got into a taxi once. The cabbie said where to mate. Where ever your wife is I quipped in reply. He said my wife is died of cancer a year back. Oh how we did laugh.

(Well me for a bit, turns out he was deadly serious and cancer is not laughing mater, doh)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is your taxi meter tuned by Usain Bolt?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Girl Passenger "I havent any money. Can I pay with this?" Lifts her skirt.

Cabbie "Sorry darling. Have you got anything smaller?"."

Lmfao

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