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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

But why?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because they ended every sentence spoken with a rising tone like something off USA TV.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Made a terrible brew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I didn't fuck the mr ..

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Because I left teeth marks on his winky

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Accidentally smashed their flowery mug

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bought strings

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS over a year ago

London

Didn't tell me he was superman and I had brought along some crypto nite, a night in A/E, wasn't what we planned

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"Didn't tell me he was superman and I had brought along some crypto nite, a night in A/E, wasn't what we planned "

My knickers were too big for her lovely bottom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Her hubby wrote it, she enjoyed it too much

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I tied him down and waxedhis legs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I'm awful at the sex

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Ironically, I am too clingy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've came too early

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We forgot our budgies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was a shit shag apparently

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was a shit shag apparently

I wiped my willy on the curtains

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"But why?"
.because we said we didn't believe in father Christmas

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I didn't turn up in a pink tutu as promised

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I didn't turn up in a pink tutu as promised "

I didn’t oil his body well enough

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"I didn't turn up in a pink tutu as promised

I didn’t oil his body well enough "

Because despite the ample orbs in the threesome, the biggest tit was male...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I farted at the wrong moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I farted at the wrong moment "

How hair parted in the wrong direction

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By *ammyDodgaMan over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"I farted at the wrong moment

How hair parted in the wrong direction "

Because those boobs popped out of that dress an I left a puddle on the floor

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"I farted at the wrong moment

How hair parted in the wrong direction

Because those boobs popped out of that dress an I left a puddle on the floor

I ate his biscuit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldn't take my socks off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wanted to fuck him with a strap on

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By *uiet LightMan over a year ago

Hove

Nicked the batteries out of all her vibrators

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By *asonnosaMMan over a year ago

Grantham

He wore my tea towel as a t shirt

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By *edzyWoman over a year ago

Aberdeen

"He wore my tea towel as a t shirt

I coloured in his tattoos with a sharpie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Her hubby wrote it, she enjoyed it too much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nicked the batteries out of all her vibrators

As long as you leave my wand alone, I'm fine lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I told him he had little clinkers.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

He had Halitosis!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I spent the entire meet talking to my counsellor about guilt issues

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He had Halitosis!"

My penis is too small...

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS over a year ago

London

Her penis was far to small for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We had a social, I tried to turn it sexual by dirty talking. Loudly. In Starbucks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Her penis was far to small for me

I kept begging to be bottomed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I stole her boots

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Her penis was far to small for me

I thought tv ts meant television talent singer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Her penis was far to small for me

I thought tv ts meant television talent singer"

He wore pans on his head for our meet. Looked like a frigging dalek

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Her penis was far to small for me

I thought tv ts meant television talent singer

He wore pans on his head for our meet. Looked like a frigging dalek"
I've been a selfish lover appareantly!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Her penis was far to small for me

I thought tv ts meant television talent singer

He wore pans on his head for our meet. Looked like a frigging dalekI've been a selfish lover appareantly!"

Can’t fab your pics. Unforgivable

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"Her penis was far to small for me

I thought tv ts meant television talent singer

He wore pans on his head for our meet. Looked like a frigging dalek"

Because after half an hour of lovely kissing and foreplay , I got undressed and she realised that I wasn’t a bloke called Derek with unusually big moobs after all!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I insisted on bringing pooch and having a splendidly spiffing 10 mile wander first through the snow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because I insisted on bringing pooch and having a splendidly spiffing 10 mile wander first through the snow

Because I was so enamored with pooch I forgot to give him attention

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because I insisted on bringing pooch and having a splendidly spiffing 10 mile wander first through the snow

Because I was so enamored with pooch I forgot to give him attention "

I was too creepy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who gives a fuck, I got a meet!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Who gives a fuck, I got a meet!

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No you DIDN'T, where the fuck were you!!!

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

i had a shit in the bath

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"i had a shit in the bath"

Beats the sad fucker who did one in my handbag...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I didn't give him any toilet paper and he got a sore arse XXX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because I didn't give him any toilet paper and he got a sore arse XXX"

Because when we both took our glasses off we were bossed eyed

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Because I didn't give him any toilet paper and he got a sore arse XXX

Because when we both took our glasses off we were bossed eyed "

Because we said they were Fake!

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By *rank n BettyCouple over a year ago

Not meeting

"Because I didn't give him any toilet paper and he got a sore arse XXX

Because when we both took our glasses off we were bossed eyed

Because we said they were Fake!

Because we could only find 45 grades of shady

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

they don't like bald head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"they don't like bald head "

He thought I was his long lost older Mitchell brother!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He only meets VVWE gentleman

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Because I made him go on a big roller coaster.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I drank all her tea and left biscuit crumbs on the pillow.

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

[Removed by poster at 13/05/18 20:09:27]

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

Because I pinched their cake

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Because I pinched their cake

You left nothing but Crumbs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She turned out to be a guy...

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"She turned out to be a guy...

He looked better in my knickers than I do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She wasn't down for Alabama hot pocket

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"She wasn't down for Alabama hot pocket

"
Because we think Pancakes are fattening...

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"She wasn't down for Alabama hot pocket

Because we think Pancakes are fattening..."

they found out I am colour blind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She wasn't down for Alabama hot pocket

Because we think Pancakes are fattening...

they found out I am colour blind"

I wouldnt let her pull my finger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She wasn't down for Alabama hot pocket

Because we think Pancakes are fattening...

they found out I am colour blind

I wouldnt let her pull my finger"

He slurped his tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She wasn't down for Alabama hot pocket

Because we think Pancakes are fattening...

they found out I am colour blind

I wouldnt let her pull my finger

He slurped his tea

I wouldnt let her fuck me on the stairs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"She wasn't down for Alabama hot pocket

Because we think Pancakes are fattening...

they found out I am colour blind

I wouldnt let her pull my finger

He slurped his tea

She farted The National Anthem

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"She wasn't down for Alabama hot pocket

Because we think Pancakes are fattening...

they found out I am colour blind

I wouldnt let her pull my finger

He slurped his tea

She farted The National Anthem "
Because she insisted one of the Bash Street Kids was called Butt Plug

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"She wasn't down for Alabama hot pocket

Because we think Pancakes are fattening...

they found out I am colour blind

I wouldnt let her pull my finger

He slurped his tea

She farted The National Anthem Because she insisted one of the Bash Street Kids was called Butt Plug "

Because they made me miss the last ferry back and I had to hijack a porpoise.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mistaken identity

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Mistaken identity

Cheated at musical chairs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mistaken identity

Cheated at musical chairs"

She tickled my foot and only my toe got hard

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Mistaken identity

Cheated at musical chairs

She tickled my foot and only my toe got hard"

I tickled his foot and only his toe got hard

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Mistaken identity

Cheated at musical chairs

She tickled my foot and only my toe got hard"
@cos we pulled the other finger and it had Balls on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mistaken identity

Cheated at musical chairs

She tickled my foot and only my toe got hard @cos we pulled the other finger and it had Balls on"

Because they are still shaking from our encounter and can't type straight!

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By *ornyDubMan25Man over a year ago

Berlin

"Mistaken identity

Cheated at musical chairs

She tickled my foot and only my toe got hard @cos we pulled the other finger and it had Balls on"

I introduced mrs to the 51st shade... she was not a fan of nasal penetration!

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Mistaken identity

Cheated at musical chairs

She tickled my foot and only my toe got hard @cos we pulled the other finger and it had Balls on

I introduced mrs to the 51st shade... she was not a fan of nasal penetration!"

He stopped halfway through to do a bit of River dance. In Lederhosen.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mistaken identity

Cheated at musical chairs

She tickled my foot and only my toe got hard @cos we pulled the other finger and it had Balls on

I introduced mrs to the 51st shade... she was not a fan of nasal penetration!

He stopped halfway through to do a bit of River dance. In Lederhosen. "

Because i stopped when she told me to keep going harder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was a shit shag apparently

I wiped my willy on the curtains "
made her scream twice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And?

Who cares

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"And?

Who cares"

Because I tied and gagged here with her stockings - then robbed her of her entire lingerie collection! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And?

Who cares

Because I tied and gagged here with her stockings - then robbed her of her entire lingerie collection! X"

Because i couldnt keep up with her greedy appitite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We were just pulling his leg

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I didn't recognise them clothed and my shoes were a pineapple free zone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bit her ass cause it looked like a juicy peach

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

"I bit her ass cause it looked like a juicy peach"

We went for dinner and I stole most of his desert! Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I bit her ass cause it looked like a juicy peach

We went for dinner and I stole most of his desert! Sorry!

I didn't let her ride cause she ate my desert

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I bit her ass cause it looked like a juicy peach

We went for dinner and I stole most of his desert! Sorry!

I didn't let her ride cause she ate my desert

I'm allergic to the Midlands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My Willy kept bouncing off that booty

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"My Willy kept bouncing off that booty"

He had a coherent profile!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"My Willy kept bouncing off that booty

He had a coherent profile!"

Because she blooming well insisted on Denis the Menace socks

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I wiped my cock on her curtains.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I wiped my cock on her curtains.

He wiped his cock on the cat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wiped my cock on her curtains.

because I bit his cock HARD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wiped my cock on her curtains.

He wiped his cock on the cat"

Minnie the minx left her socks on

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I wiped my cock on her curtains.

He wiped his cock on the cat

Minnie the minx left her socks on

Haha they didn't blow my socks off ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because I looked better naked in the clogs and lederhosen than she did.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Because I looked better naked in the clogs and lederhosen than she did."

But she didn't have a little feather in her hat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Because I looked better naked in the clogs and lederhosen than she did.

But she didn't have a little feather in her hat."

Oiled her body up then slipped off and got concussion.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Because I looked better naked in the clogs and lederhosen than she did.

But she didn't have a little feather in her hat.

Oiled her body up then slipped off and got concussion. "

Slid through his fingers like a bar ofor soap and hit my head on the AGA

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Cos thay clearly met my evil identical twin and then mistook me for him wen leaving the very as I'm a saint

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Cos thay clearly met my evil identical twin and then mistook me for him wen leaving the very as I'm a saint

When he said we were going to have a spit roast I didn't know he meant lamb and beef.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cos thay clearly met my evil identical twin and then mistook me for him wen leaving the very as I'm a saint

When he said we were going to have a spit roast I didn't know he meant lamb and beef. "

She turned out to be an Everton fan..

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Cos thay clearly met my evil identical twin and then mistook me for him wen leaving the very as I'm a saint

When he said we were going to have a spit roast I didn't know he meant lamb and beef.

She turned out to be an Everton fan.."

When he said he was on the streets I didn't realise he really meant sweeping them on community service

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cos thay clearly met my evil identical twin and then mistook me for him wen leaving the very as I'm a saint

When he said we were going to have a spit roast I didn't know he meant lamb and beef.

She turned out to be an Everton fan..

When he said he was on the streets I didn't realise he really meant sweeping them on community service"

She found out I've had the same brush for 20 years.

It's only had 13 new heads and 15 new shafts.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Cos thay clearly met my evil identical twin and then mistook me for him wen leaving the very as I'm a saint

When he said we were going to have a spit roast I didn't know he meant lamb and beef.

She turned out to be an Everton fan..

When he said he was on the streets I didn't realise he really meant sweeping them on community service"

Didn't say she was the clapped out Hillman car type Minx, Big end gone also

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cos thay clearly met my evil identical twin and then mistook me for him wen leaving the very as I'm a saint

When he said we were going to have a spit roast I didn't know he meant lamb and beef.

She turned out to be an Everton fan..

When he said he was on the streets I didn't realise he really meant sweeping them on community service

Didn't say she was the clapped out Hillman car type Minx, Big end gone also"

Got his Johnson stuck in a G string.

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS over a year ago

London

He told me he was a gent on the street but a freak in the sheets, he actually was he put the sheet over his head and kept saying what's it like to be fucked by a ghost!!!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 10:15:19]"

More like Louisiana Bottom, its that big and in a state

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By *firsttimeCouple over a year ago

halifax

He didn't like my lipstick trail and his misses followed it all the way to his cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

didn't want to start a band as we couldn't decide about who would be the lead guitarist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"didn't want to start a band as we couldn't decide about who would be the lead guitarist "

Played a solo for too long.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

We couldn’t agree on which cake to eat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We couldn’t agree on which cake to eat

The Cybermans finger attatchnent got stuck somewhere unspeakable..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We couldn’t agree on which cake to eat

The Cybermans finger attatchnent got stuck somewhere unspeakable..

Because I just never wanted to leave.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We couldn’t agree on which cake to eat

The Cybermans finger attatchnent got stuck somewhere unspeakable..

Because I just never wanted to leave. "

Clingy as f***.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

because she pee'd the bed after getting smashed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We couldn’t agree on which cake to eat

The Cybermans finger attatchnent got stuck somewhere unspeakable..

Because I just never wanted to leave.

Clingy as f***. "

Clingy? or smitten?

Anyways,that's not the game,you're supposed to say why I would have left You a bad very. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We couldn’t agree on which cake to eat

The Cybermans finger attatchnent got stuck somewhere unspeakable..

Because I just never wanted to leave.

Clingy as f***.

Clingy? or smitten?

Anyways,that's not the game,you're supposed to say why I would have left You a bad very. X"

When i dropped my pants 2 creme eggs fell out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We couldn’t agree on which cake to eat

The Cybermans finger attatchnent got stuck somewhere unspeakable..

Because I just never wanted to leave.

Clingy as f***.

Clingy? or smitten?

Anyways,that's not the game,you're supposed to say why I would have left You a bad very. X

When i dropped my pants 2 creme eggs fell out

I wolfed down the crème eggs,,,,both of them,

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"We couldn’t agree on which cake to eat

The Cybermans finger attatchnent got stuck somewhere unspeakable..

Because I just never wanted to leave.

Clingy as f***.

Clingy? or smitten?

Anyways,that's not the game,you're supposed to say why I would have left You a bad very. X

When i dropped my pants 2 creme eggs fell out

I wolfed down the crème eggs,,,,both of them,

Offered us some cream eggs,minus the cream

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

Didn’t share the chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I turned up in full Domme mode. They weren't ready for that

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I turned up in full Domme mode. They weren't ready for that

I stole her clothes and ran off into the moonlight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I deserved it as I kept undoing the knots

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Didn’t share the chocolate

Wanted to share my chocolate. I'm up for almost anything but that is just totally unreasonable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Didn’t share the chocolate

Wanted to share my chocolate. I'm up for almost anything but that is just totally unreasonable."

I kept pretending i was in full monty with her hat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I crow like a cock when my cock gets the feelings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I crow like a cock when my cock gets the feelings"

I called him cute as he was cumming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I crow like a cock when my cock gets the feelings

I called him cute as he was cumming"

I farted on her tongue when she pulled my finger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We didn't have any dabbing skills

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ball skills obviously aren't that great

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brought white wine!

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

We pinched the football for a kick about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tried to baguette her piscine

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I forgot to take cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We pinched the football for a kick about

I tried teaching them about the birds and the bees.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

"I forgot to take cake "

This made me laugh so much I almost ch0ked on my battenburg

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 17:13:48]"

I forgot my leather thong to our meet!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 17:17:27]"

They wanted me to dress up as Cilla

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 17:17:27]

They wanted me to dress up as Cilla "

She wasn't a he!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 17:17:27]

They wanted me to dress up as Cilla

She wasn't a he!"

I prefer an Aston Martin...

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

"[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 17:17:27]

They wanted me to dress up as Cilla

She wasn't a he!

I prefer an Aston Martin...

I told him he was talking cobblers!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 17:17:27]

They wanted me to dress up as Cilla

She wasn't a he!

I prefer an Aston Martin...

I told him he was talking cobblers!

"
We got naked told them to go to town, they got up, got dressed and walked into Newport

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

"[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 17:17:27]

They wanted me to dress up as Cilla

She wasn't a he!

I prefer an Aston Martin...

I told him he was talking cobblers!

We got naked told them to go to town, they got up, got dressed and walked into Newport "

We groaned at their jokes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 17:17:27]

They wanted me to dress up as Cilla

She wasn't a he!

I prefer an Aston Martin...

I told him he was talking cobblers!

We got naked told them to go to town, they got up, got dressed and walked into Newport

We groaned at their jokes

I gave her buns instead of cake

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

I tried to dry myself on his towel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I ate their last rolo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I ate their last rolo"

He lied about his girth!

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

"I ate their last rolo

He lied about his girth!

She said we were both too old for her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They said they was taller than me

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

He told me I was flirting on too many forum threads at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wasn’t a bi girl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wasn’t a bi girl "

Confused between imperial and metric!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wasn’t a bi girl

Confused between imperial and metric!"

I could tell he wasn’t a real doctor

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"I wasn’t a bi girl

Confused between imperial and metric!

I could tell he wasn’t a real doctor

Because I thought the hubby was scrooge-like and said Bah Humbugside

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

"I wasn’t a bi girl

Confused between imperial and metric!

I could tell he wasn’t a real doctor

Because I thought the hubby was scrooge-like and said Bah Humbugside"

Because we called them caulkheads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wasn’t a bi girl

Confused between imperial and metric!

I could tell he wasn’t a real doctor

Because I thought the hubby was scrooge-like and said Bah Humbugside

Because we called them caulkheads

Because I brought a UV light detector into the bedroom.

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I wasn’t a bi girl

Confused between imperial and metric!

I could tell he wasn’t a real doctor

Because I thought the hubby was scrooge-like and said Bah Humbugside

Because we called them caulkheads

Because I brought a UV light detector into the bedroom."

Cos he said he was from Birmingham but was really from Dudley..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a shit with toilet door open

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Had a shit with toilet door open

"
because I said is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We have no idea we didn’t even let them in the house ,so saying we are time wasters,thought it was the milkman running late

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"[Removed by poster at 14/05/18 21:14:15]"

I accused them of being indecisive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Errr

Yes....

No.....

Maybe....

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

This is the end of the thread. I hope you enjoyed it. I did ask everyone on the thread which post they thought was the funniest (although one pedant insisted it was ‘most funny’) and the winner is number 73.

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