Just went to make a sarnie and as I drew the knife back through the cucumber it drew the slice back with the blade.
The slice rolled forwards, off the edge of the worktop and across the floor.
As I went to catch it the slice rolled up against my slipper and balanced there, on its edge, instead of falling flat on the floor.
The whole episode lasted less than 8 seconds.
Its ok to put the slice in my sarnie, yes?
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over a year ago
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Well it's surpassed the 5 second rule, it would have picked up bacteria and fluff whilst it gathered momentum to roll.
Just cut another slice you tight bastard, cucumbers are only like 60p  |
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"Well it's surpassed the 5 second rule, it would have picked up bacteria and fluff whilst it gathered momentum to roll.
Just cut another slice you tight bastard, cucumbers are only like 60p "
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"Well it's surpassed the 5 second rule, it would have picked up bacteria and fluff whilst it gathered momentum to roll.
Just cut another slice you tight bastard, cucumbers are only like 60p "
But on the way to the shop he might crash his car and a series if events could spiral out of control.....just wash it! |
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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago
Exeter Bristol Salisbury |
A few points I must comment on
1. You wear slippers?
2. The given 5 second rule is false. As soon as something comes in contact with sonething else it's contaminated, even for a nanosecond, but your hands contain more germs than probably your floor so unless it has bum fluff and other detritus attached it's probably safe to eat, maybe give it a rince under the tap first
3. You have a full cucumber there- if you're that concerned just cut another slice |
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"Well it's surpassed the 5 second rule, it would have picked up bacteria and fluff whilst it gathered momentum to roll.
Just cut another slice you tight bastard, cucumbers are only like 60p "
Without doubt, my favourite response. |
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"Well it's surpassed the 5 second rule, it would have picked up bacteria and fluff whilst it gathered momentum to roll.
Just cut another slice you tight bastard, cucumbers are only like 60p "
49p here, you must live in a posh cucumber area.  |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
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"chop it into thin slices , lay on your back on the bed , cover your face in the slices , re hydrates the skin"
You missed; take picture of self covered in cucumber and set as profile avatar  |
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"Well it's surpassed the 5 second rule, it would have picked up bacteria and fluff whilst it gathered momentum to roll.
Just cut another slice you tight bastard, cucumbers are only like 60p "
LMAO!! |
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"chop it into thin slices , lay on your back on the bed , cover your face in the slices , re hydrates the skin
You missed; take picture of self covered in cucumber and set as profile avatar "
Challenge accepted...... |
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Does it not make you wince when you chop the end off? 
Yeah eat it, what’s the worst that could happen?...