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If you women aren’t going to meet me
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Different strokes for different folks. In this case, I wouldn't want to stroke you I'm afraid  but there will be many that would!
That's the beauty of fab.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Different strokes for different folks. In this case, I wouldn't want to stroke you I'm afraid but there will be many that would!
That's the beauty of fab.
Eve. X"
What makes you think I’d want to meet you anyway? Because your sexy as fuck? Don’t make me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Different strokes for different folks. In this case, I wouldn't want to stroke you I'm afraid but there will be many that would!
That's the beauty of fab.
Eve. X
What makes you think I’d want to meet you anyway? Because your sexy as fuck? Don’t make me laugh"
Who said I thought that!? If you knew me at all (online but particularly offline) you would know that I think very little of myself!
I just like tattoos and more muscular men etc.. hence my husband?
I didn't mean to offend you! I'm sorry if you got that impression. 
Eve. X |
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"Different strokes for different folks. In this case, I wouldn't want to stroke you I'm afraid but there will be many that would!
That's the beauty of fab.
Eve. X
What makes you think I’d want to meet you anyway? Because your sexy as fuck? Don’t make me laugh"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Different strokes for different folks. In this case, I wouldn't want to stroke you I'm afraid but there will be many that would!
That's the beauty of fab.
Eve. X
What makes you think I’d want to meet you anyway? Because your sexy as fuck? Don’t make me laugh
Who said I thought that!? If you knew me at all (online but particularly offline) you would know that I think very little of myself!
I just like tattoos and more muscular men etc.. hence my husband?
I didn't mean to offend you! I'm sorry if you got that impression.
Eve. X"
The whole thing from top to bottom is a joke 
Don’t worry about it you pudding |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Different strokes for different folks. In this case, I wouldn't want to stroke you I'm afraid but there will be many that would!
That's the beauty of fab.
Eve. X
What makes you think I’d want to meet you anyway? Because your sexy as fuck? Don’t make me laugh
Who said I thought that!? If you knew me at all (online but particularly offline) you would know that I think very little of myself!
I just like tattoos and more muscular men etc.. hence my husband?
I didn't mean to offend you! I'm sorry if you got that impression.
Eve. X"
She prefers girth! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you turned that radiator off yet ?
I’m changing that fecking photo at the first opportunity
Looks like you’re warming your cock up, Mr Cake  "
For fuck sake not you as well  |
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"Have you turned that radiator off yet ?
I’m changing that fecking photo at the first opportunity
Looks like you’re warming your cock up, Mr Cake
For fuck sake not you as well "
Well, sorry but I automatically assumed you were wearing a condom full of custard and were trying for a more realistic ‘feel’. You know how it is with Birds.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you got room for some socks and pants on your radiator?
Plenty of room for your pants 
Don’t mention the radiator for fucks sake! "
It’s different for her. Sure you understand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't want to meet couples
I’d meet couples. As long as they don’t stand me up "
Have you considered a self standing radiator, like a column one with feet on it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You don't want to meet couples
I’d meet couples. As long as they don’t stand me up
Have you considered a self standing radiator, like a column one with feet on it. "
I’m considering getting rid of all my radiators |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"See I would meet you but I’m afraid you’d keep all the cake and not share
I don’t like cake, it’s all yours 
Does it come with cream? "
Depends how good you are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See I would meet you but I’m afraid you’d keep all the cake and not share
I don’t like cake, it’s all yours
Does it come with cream?
Depends how good you are "
If you’re talking about behaving then pffffft |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"See I would meet you but I’m afraid you’d keep all the cake and not share
I don’t like cake, it’s all yours
Does it come with cream?
Depends how bad you are
If you’re talking about behaving then pffffft "
Fixed it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"See I would meet you but I’m afraid you’d keep all the cake and not share
I don’t like cake, it’s all yours
I've decided you're ignorable. "
Who said that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Then why are you here?
Just a waste of time if you ask me
They can lady-wank over your pics. Ask for a tribute - you might get a soggy photo through the post  "
I'd love to receive a soggy bottom pic. |
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"Then why are you here?
Just a waste of time if you ask me
They can lady-wank over your pics. Ask for a tribute - you might get a soggy photo through the post
I'd love to receive a soggy bottom pic."
Will do mate! Signed for, yeah? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You don't want to meet couples
I’d meet couples. As long as they don’t stand me up
Have you considered a self standing radiator, like a column one with feet on it.
I’m considering getting rid of all my radiators"
Have you considered under floor heating, it stays warm after it’s turned off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Then why are you here?
Just a waste of time if you ask me "
Your radiator fetish likely puts many off... Toasted cock and frazzled pubes is a bad look x |
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"Nobody can be arsed to put showaddywaddy in the message title. I bet you’ve ignored loads of messages  "
Are we still allowed to say 'Showaddywaddy' after......you know..... (whispers) the C bomb formerly known as savile? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're too easy; I like a challenge.
Oh that’s blunt!
He's practically throwing himself at us.
Ask me out, see how easy I really am"
Ask you out? Is this now a dating site? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're too easy; I like a challenge.
Oh that’s blunt!
He's practically throwing himself at us.
It the head lights turn them off. It like Bambi all over again. "
He makes it too easy for women. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're too easy; I like a challenge.
Oh that’s blunt!
He's practically throwing himself at us.
Ask me out, see how easy I really am
Ask you out? Is this now a dating site? "
Can be, why not? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pulls up a couch opens popcorn ?? Ok carry on now sorry for intruding just didn’t want to miss a thing !!!!!!!!!"
If people want to take a joke seriously that’s upto them |
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"Then why are you here?
Just a waste of time if you ask me "
It's been said before and we'll say it again: Fab isn't a dating agency.
You want guaranteed results or are seeking a deeper relationship then you're in the wrong place (see dating agency). Most Fabbers are here for fun, therefore it isn't compulsory to meet you, me or indeed anyone else if they don't decide to do so.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Then why are you here?
Just a waste of time if you ask me
It's been said before and we'll say it again: Fab isn't a dating agency.
You want guaranteed results or are seeking a deeper relationship then you're in the wrong place (see dating agency). Most Fabbers are here for fun, therefore it isn't compulsory to meet you, me or indeed anyone else if they don't decide to do so.
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I deleted the last comment because I didn’t feel there was enough laughing faces |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Then why are you here?
Just a waste of time if you ask me
It's been said before and we'll say it again: Fab isn't a dating agency.
You want guaranteed results or are seeking a deeper relationship then you're in the wrong place (see dating agency). Most Fabbers are here for fun, therefore it isn't compulsory to meet you, me or indeed anyone else if they don't decide to do so.
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He's pulling your leg. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Then why are you here?
Just a waste of time if you ask me
It's been said before and we'll say it again: Fab isn't a dating agency.
You want guaranteed results or are seeking a deeper relationship then you're in the wrong place (see dating agency). Most Fabbers are here for fun, therefore it isn't compulsory to meet you, me or indeed anyone else if they don't decide to do so.
He's pulling your leg. "
Don’t ruin it for me please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're too easy; I like a challenge.
Oh that’s blunt!
He's practically throwing himself at us.
Ask me out, see how easy I really am
Ask you out? Is this now a dating site?
Can be, why not? "
Oh ok then
Scuse me, will you go out with me please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Then why are you here?
Just a waste of time if you ask me
It's been said before and we'll say it again: Fab isn't a dating agency.
You want guaranteed results or are seeking a deeper relationship then you're in the wrong place (see dating agency). Most Fabbers are here for fun, therefore it isn't compulsory to meet you, me or indeed anyone else if they don't decide to do so.
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What? But I've just asked him out. He's going to be my boyfriend and buy me flowers and chocolates. |
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"Then why are you here?
Just a waste of time if you ask me
Id meet you...
This isn’t about you!
I mean
Hey 
Hey yourself... Don't take it personally.... Id meet anyone "
Stand by for a deluge of FaF messages........
Incominggggggggggggggggggggggg |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
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"Then why are you here?
Just a waste of time if you ask me
Id meet you...
This isn’t about you!
I mean
Hey
Hey yourself... Don't take it personally.... Id meet anyone
Stand by for a deluge of FaF messages........
Incominggggggggggggggggggggggg"
Didnt happen |
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"Then why are you here?
Just a waste of time if you ask me
Id meet you...
This isn’t about you!
I mean
Hey
Hey yourself... Don't take it personally.... Id meet anyone
Stand by for a deluge of FaF messages........
Incominggggggggggggggggggggggg
Didnt happen "
Check again........... |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
Slough Windsor ish |
"Then why are you here?
Just a waste of time if you ask me
Id meet you...
This isn’t about you!
I mean
Hey
Hey yourself... Don't take it personally.... Id meet anyone
Stand by for a deluge of FaF messages........
Incominggggggggggggggggggggggg
Didnt happen
Check again........... "
That wasn't a FAF |
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"You don't want to meet couples
I’d meet couples. As long as they don’t stand me up
Have you considered a self standing radiator, like a column one with feet on it.
I’m considering getting rid of all my radiators"
https://www. screwfix. com/c/heating-plumbing/central-heating-radiators/ cat830988 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alright, on behalf on all those women that won't, I'm here, their apology bear, 1 chance golden ticket!
I accept. But only because of your status!"
Obvious now why you don't want to go out with me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're too easy; I like a challenge.
Oh that’s blunt!
He's practically throwing himself at us.
Ask me out, see how easy I really am"
Will you go out with me? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're too easy; I like a challenge.
Oh that’s blunt!
He's practically throwing himself at us.
Ask me out, see how easy I really am
Will you go out with me?"
Nah |
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