We did, but already had our reply. It read,
Now now boys and girls. I am afraid i cant dress up Mrs clause in red and green lingerie, a skimpy red dress and leave her under your tree...or was that on your tree. I dont care how many cookies you leave me or how much 'milk' you can offer her. She is not for xmas, just for clause.
Btw your now permanently entered into the 'naughty book'.
Clause.
Ps did the mrs whilst you were sleeping, she will be fine and have a good boost of elf confidence. |
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over a year ago
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I think I must have the wrong address for him, cos I am still waiting for my pony from when I was 9, and most of the ones since haven't quite been fulfilled either  |
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over a year ago
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I will visit the groto as i do every year at Medowhall and insist santa lets me perch on his knee and tell him in person. I do think he is deaf though as i am still waiting for the 2 playboy bunnies asked for last year.  |
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over a year ago
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Money is going to be tight this year, bringing back memories of a Seventies Christmas when I got a box containing two batteries. A sticker on the side stated "Toy Not Included". |
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over a year ago
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gave up writing to santa about 4 years ago......got a letter back from him instead of the usual card.....he kept banging on about being environmentally conscious and saving the planrt.....FFS.....I only asked him for the thin lizzy EP missing from my record collection   |
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over a year ago
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i wont be writing to santa this year because coz last year i didnt get what i wanted coz i had been naughty.and this year ive been told ive been very very naughty girl.
but i will be putting my stockings out just incase tho lol x |
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