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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
somewhere |
"When you try and get in a red Nissan micra when you've got a white fiesta parked behind it! Yep did that earlier!"
I've done this and was getting really angry my car wasn't opening. Wasn't until the owner of said car came along and pointed mine flashing in the next row  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I took deserts out to a customer. Was supposed to be sticky toffee puddings. I stood in front and said 2 stiffy toffee puddings. Everyone creased up laughing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When someone is talking to you and you didn't quite catch what they said, so you just say "yeeaaahhh". "
And it’s a question and the answer is Wednesday. |
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When you're in your hometown, in the beer tent at the local fun day...
And the guy at the bar next to says "ey up duck" and you hug him thinking it's an old school friend.
Oh well... He paid for my pint, as I made his day  |
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"At the end of a work call you say "love you"! "
I got to the end of a call once and got caught halfway between "cheers" and "thanks" so I ended up going "Okay, Chinks!"
Lucky for me I can get away with it, else there might have been a call to HR |
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When your boss asks for pictures of a project you were working on & after you've sent them she replies saying there's a picture in the middle of it all of 'someone' dressed in "fireman's shorts & nothing else" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you're in your hometown, in the beer tent at the local fun day...
And the guy at the bar next to says "ey up duck" and you hug him thinking it's an old school friend.
Oh well... He paid for my pint, as I made his day "
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I do this quite often... Yeah I'm great thanks, just been down town and... Looks at me funny.... Turns out there on the phone using the bloody blue tooth ear piece |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you think you see someone you know and so shout out to them but turns out to be a stranger
Or you wave at someone who’s waving at someone else. "
You can style that out by pretending to be royalty and you're waving at all your subjects  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you think you see someone you know and so shout out to them but turns out to be a stranger
Or you wave at someone who’s waving at someone else.
You can style that out by pretending to be royalty and you're waving at all your subjects "
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"When you yawn and a guy sticks his dick in your mouth.
Hate it when that happens.
I fucking wish that was an everyday occurance!"
Why would you be yawning when his dick is out anyway... was he that boring;-) |
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When you park in a car park and the car next to you reverses out. You shit yourself thinking you forgot the handbrake and that you car is free rolling forward into the car in front.
Dam relative motion you tricky trickster. |
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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago
Everywhere and nowhere baby |
"When you are making a cup of tea and without thinking you throw the teabag in the sugar pot instead of the cup  "
I've put a tea bag and coffee into the same cup and poured water in.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When someone approaches you in the street who clearly knows you. You spend 10 minutes or more chatting, saying you must stay in touch and you leave thinking 'who the fuck was that?' |
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When you think your chatting to your other halve walking down the street and she stops to window shop. Your still talking and some old lady is next to you instead and your talking about sex.
And yes I've done that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When someone approaches you in the street who clearly knows you. You spend 10 minutes or more chatting, saying you must stay in touch and you leave thinking 'who the fuck was that?' "
Done this frequently |
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By *i1971Man
over a year ago
Cornwall |
Going up to my blue car but remote not working. Try key in door & won't turn. Try remote again still not unlocking. Look up to see lights flashing on black hire car two spaces away forgetting mine had gone in for service  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you pat her on the head after she’s taking you balls deep and you say ‘Well done!’
Nah she deserves a pat on the head for that  "
Not when the cock is still in her mouth! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you pat her on the head after she’s taking you balls deep and you say ‘Well done!’
Nah she deserves a pat on the head for that
Not when the cock is still in her mouth!"
just dnt pat too hard |
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Turns out he lives just over the road, but never met him! 
