"....is worth two in the pink.
Is that the saying or is it the other way around?
That's the saying.
I'm sure there is a joke about snooker in there too somewhere "
Yup and here it is...
Ray Reardon and and his wife are in the bedroom and Mrs Reardon says "Do you want to fool around? I'm in the mood to be taken from behind."
"OK" says Ray. "Strip off and bend over."
So she strips off, assumes the position and waits...
...and waits...
...and waits.
Eventually she gets fed up of waiting and looks behind her to see Ray bending forward inspecting her rear end.
"What are you doing?" she asks.
"Trying to decide whether to go for the pink or the brown." he replies. |
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