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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I'm in an hotel tonight. It's amazing what's on offer from.the room service list.
The picture is of a banana and the text says, Feeling Kinky? You're then offered the chance to purchase something called the F Box or F Box Deluxe, complete with batteries.
What else can you get in an hotel now?
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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in an hotel tonight. It's amazing what's on offer from.the room service list.
The picture is of a banana and the text says, Feeling Kinky? You're then offered the chance to purchase something called the F Box or F Box Deluxe, complete with batteries.
What else can you get in an hotel now?
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You can get anything, haven't you watched pretty woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in an hotel tonight. It's amazing what's on offer from.the room service list.
The picture is of a banana and the text says, Feeling Kinky? You're then offered the chance to purchase something called the F Box or F Box Deluxe, complete with batteries.
What else can you get in an hotel now?
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I think whatever else you can get pales in comparison to that  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Do it do it do it Do it do it do it Do it do it do it Do it do it do it Do it do it do it Do it do it do it Do it do it do it Do it do it do it Do it do it do it Do it do it do it Do it do it do it Do it do it do it Do it do it do it Do it do it do it Do it do it do it Do it do it do it !"
The packaging looks nice. |
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"I'm in an hotel tonight. It's amazing what's on offer from.the room service list.
The picture is of a banana and the text says, Feeling Kinky? You're then offered the chance to purchase something called the F Box or F Box Deluxe, complete with batteries.
What else can you get in an hotel now?
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Sounds more like a Womb service menu to me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Which travelodge is this?
I haven't been to a Travelodge in many years. Do they even do room service?
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I don't know, I'd imagine not, I think they have mini boxes of cereal for breakfast |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm in an hotel tonight. It's amazing what's on offer from.the room service list.
The picture is of a banana and the text says, Feeling Kinky? You're then offered the chance to purchase something called the F Box or F Box Deluxe, complete with batteries.
What else can you get in an hotel now?
Sounds more like a Womb service menu to me "
 ... although I'd be worried about it reaching the womb - if I had one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Which one ? I'll drop by, I need to use the loo
The bathroom is a little disappointing.
I just need it for a shit, so that will do
There's plenty of loo rolls.
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Great, I'll need loads I had a spicy curry |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Which travelodge is this?
I haven't been to a Travelodge in many years. Do they even do room service?
I don't know, I'd imagine not, I think they have mini boxes of cereal for breakfast "
I stayed at an hotel that delivered a breakfast box that had mini cereal boxes. It was in Bristol but I can't remember which hotel. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Which travelodge is this?
I haven't been to a Travelodge in many years. Do they even do room service?
I don't know, I'd imagine not, I think they have mini boxes of cereal for breakfast "
You have to pay extra for breakfast, sod that for a lark |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Which one ? I'll drop by, I need to use the loo
The bathroom is a little disappointing.
No bidet?"
I don't trust bidets that other people use but no bidet and quite a small bathroom, given the size of the room.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Which travelodge is this?
I haven't been to a Travelodge in many years. Do they even do room service?
I don't know, I'd imagine not, I think they have mini boxes of cereal for breakfast
I stayed at an hotel that delivered a breakfast box that had mini cereal boxes. It was in Bristol but I can't remember which hotel."
I'd have the cocoa pops |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Which travelodge is this?
I haven't been to a Travelodge in many years. Do they even do room service?
I don't know, I'd imagine not, I think they have mini boxes of cereal for breakfast
You have to pay extra for breakfast, sod that for a lark"
It was included. I think I just took the banana and pastry and left the rest.
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
There's a hotel (can't remember where exactly) which you can book on the normal hotel booking sites that is otherwise totally normal other than each room has a hook in the ceiling and a love swing under each bed you can construct. |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Which one ? I'll drop by, I need to use the loo
The bathroom is a little disappointing.
No bidet?
I don't trust bidets that other people use but no bidet and quite a small bathroom, given the size of the room.
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I stayed in a Laura Ashley hotel near Elstree I think it was and it had those Japanese toilets with all the different cleaning/ drying/massaging functions. I spent an hour on it and didn't even need to go. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"There's a hotel (can't remember where exactly) which you can book on the normal hotel booking sites that is otherwise totally normal other than each room has a hook in the ceiling and a love swing under each bed you can construct."
I don't do construction. Would they supply someone for that, preferably male in this instance? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Which one ? I'll drop by, I need to use the loo
The bathroom is a little disappointing.
No bidet?
I don't trust bidets that other people use but no bidet and quite a small bathroom, given the size of the room.
I stayed in a Laura Ashley hotel near Elstree I think it was and it had those Japanese toilets with all the different cleaning/ drying/massaging functions. I spent an hour on it and didn't even need to go."
Massage?  |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"There's a hotel (can't remember where exactly) which you can book on the normal hotel booking sites that is otherwise totally normal other than each room has a hook in the ceiling and a love swing under each bed you can construct.
I don't do construction. Would they supply someone for that, preferably male in this instance? "
I'm sure you would have no problem getting a man round |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Which one ? I'll drop by, I need to use the loo
The bathroom is a little disappointing.
No bidet?
I don't trust bidets that other people use but no bidet and quite a small bathroom, given the size of the room.
I stayed in a Laura Ashley hotel near Elstree I think it was and it had those Japanese toilets with all the different cleaning/ drying/massaging functions. I spent an hour on it and didn't even need to go.
Massage? "
Yes, it had an anus massage function. Lots of little jets of water massaging your bum hole. Then a fan at the end to dry you off  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"There's a hotel (can't remember where exactly) which you can book on the normal hotel booking sites that is otherwise totally normal other than each room has a hook in the ceiling and a love swing under each bed you can construct.
I don't do construction. Would they supply someone for that, preferably male in this instance?
I'm sure you would have no problem getting a man round"
You haven't been paying attention... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in an hotel tonight. It's amazing what's on offer from.the room service list.
The picture is of a banana and the text says, Feeling Kinky? You're then offered the chance to purchase something called the F Box or F Box Deluxe, complete with batteries.
What else can you get in an hotel now?
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Complimentary folded loo roll |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm in an hotel tonight. It's amazing what's on offer from.the room service list.
The picture is of a banana and the text says, Feeling Kinky? You're then offered the chance to purchase something called the F Box or F Box Deluxe, complete with batteries.
What else can you get in an hotel now?
Complimentary folded loo roll"
I think they have to supply that or people would use the curtains.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"How much are they charging for an F Box ?
£20 and £36 for the deluxe. I have no idea what's in it but assume it's a small, standard vibrator.
That's a lot for a banana in a box "
Don't forget the black satin bag.
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"How much are they charging for an F Box ?
£20 and £36 for the deluxe. I have no idea what's in it but assume it's a small, standard vibrator.
That's a lot for a banana in a box
Don't forget the black satin bag.
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Aaah. Of course. That'll do it. |
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