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" " nothing as the women thought of it and then told the man what to do x | |||
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"The second wheel (think about it )" I was gonna say the other three wheels. _rummps x | |||
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"oooh so many to choose from..... nail varnish lippy mascara hair straighteners Marmite Yorkshire men not necessarily in that order " NOW I LIKE NAIL VARNISH,,,,,,I LIKE LIPPY,,,,I LIKE MASCARA...I LIKE HAIR STRAIGHTNERS,,,ALSO LIKE MARMITE,,,I LIKE YORKSHIRE MEN.....but which is better???? theres only 1way to find out:.... FIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!! go on ,,get in ,,get in.. cu after the break! lol pmsl | |||
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"windshield wipers " Windshiled wipers were actually invented by some yankee woman. | |||
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"windshield wipers Windshiled wipers were actually invented by some yankee woman. " cudos to ya! | |||
"oooh so many to choose from..... nail varnish lippy mascara hair straighteners Marmite Yorkshire men not necessarily in that order NOW I LIKE NAIL VARNISH,,,,,,I LIKE LIPPY,,,,I LIKE MASCARA...I LIKE HAIR STRAIGHTNERS,,,ALSO LIKE MARMITE,,,I LIKE YORKSHIRE MEN.....but which is better???? theres only 1way to find out:.... FIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!! go on ,,get in ,,get in.. cu after the break! lol pmsl " As a Yorkshireman, please, please, PLEASE choose Nail Varnich, lippy or mascara | |||
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"tekevision! " daft apeth, that's no been invented yet. | |||
"So definately not the printing press then? " Oh, the world just jumped into a didderent paradigm with the printing press...thats true... Of all time..nah..I like the thought tho...certainly a biggie... I guess fire kinda kicked us of into a world dominated by homo erectus... | |||
"when you say man ................?" I mean homosapiens- man as in distinctly not an ape, (hu)man... not as in not woman! | |||
"So definately not the printing press then? Oh, the world just jumped into a didderent paradigm with the printing press...thats true... Of all time..nah..I like the thought tho...certainly a biggie... I guess fire kinda kicked us of into a world dominated by homo erectus..." I really shudn`t type shit, when I`m knackered %* | |||
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"When they finally invent a teleporter that gets me to work in 5 seconds then I will be a happy woman. Until then it the bed.Loving getting into ours each night....Stretch Yawn !!! " that be awesome that would be! | |||
"When they finally invent a teleporter that gets me to work in 5 seconds then I will be a happy woman. Until then it the bed.Loving getting into ours each night....Stretch Yawn !!! " May I refer you to the little known works of funkymonkey- he's working on time travel machines- or so he would have us believe! | |||
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"When they finally invent a teleporter that gets me to work in 5 seconds then I will be a happy woman. Until then it the bed.Loving getting into ours each night....Stretch Yawn !!! May I refer you to the little known works of funkymonkey- he's working on time travel machines- or so he would have us believe!" Doctor who? | |||
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"Alternating Current - thank you Nikola Tesla " current bun? lol | |||
"Don't think women have invented anything particularly useful in the last two millenia have they? Lol." Yes. | |||
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"Don't think women have invented anything particularly useful in the last two millenia have they? Lol. Yes." Examples? | |||
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"Don't think women have invented anything particularly useful in the last two millenia have they? Lol. Yes. Examples?" Chocolate chip cookies! | |||
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"Don't think women have invented anything particularly useful in the last two millenia have they? Lol. Yes. Examples?" Here ya go! Alphabet blocks Adeline D. T. Whitney 1882 Apgar tests, which evaluate a baby’s health upon birth Virginia Apgar 1952 Chocolate-chip cookies Ruth Wakefield 1930 Circular saw Tabitha Babbitt 1812 Dishwasher Josephine Cochran 1872 Disposable Nappies Marion Donovan 1950 Electric hot water heater Ida Forbes 1917 Elevated railway Mary Walton 1881 Engine muffler El Dorado Jones 1917 Fire escape Anna Connelly 1887 Globes Ellen Fitz 1875 Ironing board Sarah Boone 1892 Kevlar, a steel-like fibre used in radial tires, crash helmets, and bulletproof vests Stephanie Kwolek 1966 Life raft Maria Beaseley 1882 Liquid Paper®, a quick-drying liquid used to correct mistakes printed on paper Bessie Nesmith 1951 Locomotive chimney Mary Walton 1879 Medical syringe Letitia Geer 1899 Paper-bag-making machine Margaret Knight 1871 Rolling pin Catherine Deiner 1891 Rotary engine Margaret Knight 1904 Scotchgard™ fabric protector Patsy O. Sherman 1956 Snugli® baby carrier Ann Moore 1965 Street-cleaning machine Florence Parpart 1900 Submarine lamp and telescope Sarah Mather 1845 Windshield wiper Mary Anderson 1903 | |||
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"The man who invented the guitar thankfully must have also invented the G string " and the cheesewire | |||
"Don't think women have invented anything particularly useful in the last two millenia have they? Lol. Yes. Examples?Here ya go! Alphabet blocks Adeline D. T. Whitney 1882 Apgar tests, which evaluate a baby’s health upon birth Virginia Apgar 1952 Chocolate-chip cookies Ruth Wakefield 1930 Circular saw Tabitha Babbitt 1812 Dishwasher Josephine Cochran 1872 Disposable Nappies Marion Donovan 1950 Electric hot water heater Ida Forbes 1917 Elevated railway Mary Walton 1881 Engine muffler El Dorado Jones 1917 Fire escape Anna Connelly 1887 Globes Ellen Fitz 1875 Ironing board Sarah Boone 1892 Kevlar, a steel-like fibre used in radial tires, crash helmets, and bulletproof vests Stephanie Kwolek 1966 Life raft Maria Beaseley 1882 Liquid Paper®, a quick-drying liquid used to correct mistakes printed on paper Bessie Nesmith 1951 Locomotive chimney Mary Walton 1879 Medical syringe Letitia Geer 1899 Paper-bag-making machine Margaret Knight 1871 Rolling pin Catherine Deiner 1891 Rotary engine Margaret Knight 1904 Scotchgard™ fabric protector Patsy O. Sherman 1956 Snugli® baby carrier Ann Moore 1965 Street-cleaning machine Florence Parpart 1900 Submarine lamp and telescope Sarah Mather 1845 Windshield wiper Mary Anderson 1903" OMG! enough yet? lol | |||
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"Don't think women have invented anything particularly useful in the last two millenia have they? Lol. Yes. Examples?Here ya go! Alphabet blocks Adeline D. T. Whitney 1882 Apgar tests, which evaluate a baby’s health upon birth Virginia Apgar 1952 Chocolate-chip cookies Ruth Wakefield 1930 Circular saw Tabitha Babbitt 1812 Dishwasher Josephine Cochran 1872 Disposable Nappies Marion Donovan 1950 Electric hot water heater Ida Forbes 1917 Elevated railway Mary Walton 1881 Engine muffler El Dorado Jones 1917 Fire escape Anna Connelly 1887 Globes Ellen Fitz 1875 Ironing board Sarah Boone 1892 Kevlar, a steel-like fibre used in radial tires, crash helmets, and bulletproof vests Stephanie Kwolek 1966 Life raft Maria Beaseley 1882 Liquid Paper®, a quick-drying liquid used to correct mistakes printed on paper Bessie Nesmith 1951 Locomotive chimney Mary Walton 1879 Medical syringe Letitia Geer 1899 Paper-bag-making machine Margaret Knight 1871 Rolling pin Catherine Deiner 1891 Rotary engine Margaret Knight 1904 Scotchgard™ fabric protector Patsy O. Sherman 1956 Snugli® baby carrier Ann Moore 1965 Street-cleaning machine Florence Parpart 1900 Submarine lamp and telescope Sarah Mather 1845 Windshield wiper Mary Anderson 1903" Bessie Nesmith's son was a Monkee | |||
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"the quote.... "fuck off" lmao " "yes dear" | |||
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"Don't think women have invented anything particularly useful in the last two millenia have they? Lol. Yes. Examples?Here ya go! Alphabet blocks Adeline D. T. Whitney 1882 Apgar tests, which evaluate a baby’s health upon birth Virginia Apgar 1952 Chocolate-chip cookies Ruth Wakefield 1930 Circular saw Tabitha Babbitt 1812 Dishwasher Josephine Cochran 1872 Disposable Nappies Marion Donovan 1950 Electric hot water heater Ida Forbes 1917 Elevated railway Mary Walton 1881 Engine muffler El Dorado Jones 1917 Fire escape Anna Connelly 1887 Globes Ellen Fitz 1875 Ironing board Sarah Boone 1892 Kevlar, a steel-like fibre used in radial tires, crash helmets, and bulletproof vests Stephanie Kwolek 1966 Life raft Maria Beaseley 1882 Liquid Paper®, a quick-drying liquid used to correct mistakes printed on paper Bessie Nesmith 1951 Locomotive chimney Mary Walton 1879 Medical syringe Letitia Geer 1899 Paper-bag-making machine Margaret Knight 1871 Rolling pin Catherine Deiner 1891 Rotary engine Margaret Knight 1904 Scotchgard™ fabric protector Patsy O. Sherman 1956 Snugli® baby carrier Ann Moore 1965 Street-cleaning machine Florence Parpart 1900 Submarine lamp and telescope Sarah Mather 1845 Windshield wiper Mary Anderson 1903 Bessie Nesmith's son was a Monkee" The rotary Engine was the brain child of a german called Felix Wankel. The engine is better known as a Wankel Engine. I have been working in the automotive industry since leaving school and have never once heard it called the Margeret Knight engine. Having said that the early rotory engines where shit as the apex seals where useless so maybe marge had the job of designing them? I will have to check on Wikipedia which proberbly means I will be wrong | |||
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"When they finally invent a teleporter that gets me to work in 5 seconds then I will be a happy woman. Until then it the bed.Loving getting into ours each night....Stretch Yawn !!! May I refer you to the little known works of funkymonkey- he's working on time travel machines- or so he would have us believe!" hes already invented it 2 years from now | |||
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