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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

i got blind date sat night

i am scared

shave i shave me minge hahahaha

By *ebzStarWoman over a year ago

Notting

"i got blind date sat night

i am scared

shave i shave me minge hahahaha

Nah - you remember you cut your ankles last time- dont want him to think you are self harming....xxx

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

shit good thinking lady. may as well let him know what he is in for.

i am scared tho

i might have to drug him

By *ebzStarWoman over a year ago

Notting

"shit good thinking lady. may as well let him know what he is in for.

i am scared tho

i might have to drug him"

What drugs you want??????

By *ayceeCouple over a year ago

northampton

Kitty just do a french plait, will seal it up nicely.... don't want him thinking you are easy.... will take him ages to work his way in there.......

By *obletonMan over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

just dont shag the guide dog as well

(see what I did there?)