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Strictly Fun and Frolics With Mistress , Sami, Voddy and others eurovision special 111
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"uk 12 rest nil "Jeez you'll ave fabio after you   | |||
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"uk 12 rest nil
Jeez you'll ave fabio after you " | |||
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"uk 12 rest nil
Jeez you'll ave fabio after you "Don't think he will mind, he seems a nice bloke. I know nothing about Eurovision song thingy, but I will try to keep up.  | |||
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"uk 12 rest nil
Jeez you'll ave fabio after you
Don't think he will mind, he seems a nice bloke. I know nothing about Eurovision song thingy, but I will try to keep up. "What is the point of the Eurovision Song Contest? We don't win or ever will do! It's a semi-political dog fight where most nations hate us. A lot of nations are scared if they don't vote highly enough for their next door powerful neighbouring country, they risk being invaded or annexed! Importantly, our country's so called Song Writers are SHIT! BTW. Evening Sami | |||
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"Evening Iain "So... just u and me... | |||
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"Evening Iain
So... just u and me..."I'm Always watching  | |||
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"Evening Iain
So... just u and me...I'm Always watching "So...it's you??? Perv or what??? | |||
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"Evening Iain
So... just u and me...I'm Always watching " .....
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"Evening Iain
So... just u and me...I'm Always watching
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"Should we be thankful? Or........? | |||
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"Evening Iain
So... just u and me...I'm Always watching
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Should we be thankful?
Or........? "That I conked?.....probably | |||
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"Morning lovely people "Good morning eenie how's the weather near you? It's a bit shite here  | |||
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"morning all blue skies here "It's all Jeff lynne
I'm off for a power walk shortly and hope he pays a visit up here | |||
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So sunny intervals here, but very breezy | |||
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"Morning lovely people
Good morning eenie how's the weather near you? It's a bit shite here "Sun was shining but it's a bit dull now x | |||
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"Morning lovely people
Good morning eenie how's the weather near you? It's a bit shite here
Sun was shining but it's a bit dull now x"How's things with you Eenie? | |||
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"Still blueish but with a breeze now" It's the breeze that gets ya! | |||
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"I don't think the sun as got out all day here. But the wind as got all my washing dried....just a shame I couldn't get my silky's on the line...Nosy fecking neighbours "Haha! Tell them you've got a friend staying | |||
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"I don't think the sun as got out all day here. But the wind as got all my washing dried....just a shame I couldn't get my silky's on the line...Nosy fecking neighbours
Haha! Tell them you've got a friend staying "The feckers miss feck all....they would know. Fecking surprised they haven't found me on here ffs | |||
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"I don't think the sun as got out all day here. But the wind as got all my washing dried....just a shame I couldn't get my silky's on the line...Nosy fecking neighbours
Haha! Tell them you've got a friend staying
The feckers miss feck all....they would know. Fecking surprised they haven't found me on here ffs "Maybe they have.... .... | |||
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"I don't think the sun as got out all day here. But the wind as got all my washing dried....just a shame I couldn't get my silky's on the line...Nosy fecking neighbours
Haha! Tell them you've got a friend staying
The feckers miss feck all....they would know. Fecking surprised they haven't found me on here ffs
Maybe they have........"Aw shit are you Betty next door? | |||
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"I don't think the sun as got out all day here. But the wind as got all my washing dried....just a shame I couldn't get my silky's on the line...Nosy fecking neighbours
Haha! Tell them you've got a friend staying
The feckers miss feck all....they would know. Fecking surprised they haven't found me on here ffs
Maybe they have........
Aw shit are you Betty next door? " | |||
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"Sami I'm worried bout Mistress eating them apples" Why's that sweetie, coz of his teef? | |||
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"Sami I'm worried bout Mistress eating them apples Why's that sweetie, coz of his teef? "She worries too much. Evening Sami. Is it just us or is Mistress lurking?? | |||
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"Sami I'm worried bout Mistress eating them apples Why's that sweetie, coz of his teef? "you know what happened to snow white | |||
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"Sami I'm worried bout Mistress eating them apples Why's that sweetie, coz of his teef?
She worries too much.
Evening Sami.
Is it just us or is Mistress lurking?? "Evening Iain. I don't know where the others are at the moment | |||
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"Sami I'm worried bout Mistress eating them apples Why's that sweetie, coz of his teef? you know what happened to snow white"Yes she sh****d 7 small people  | |||
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"Sami I'm worried bout Mistress eating them apples Why's that sweetie, coz of his teef? you know what happened to snow white
Yes she sh****d 7 small people "noooooooooooooooo she got a bit stuck and a handsome prince woke her up | |||
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"Sami I'm worried bout Mistress eating them apples Why's that sweetie, coz of his teef? you know what happened to snow white
Yes she sh****d 7 small people noooooooooooooooo she got a bit stuck and a handsome prince woke her up"Ooh, she won't like that...some bloke waking her up....you go.. | |||
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"Sami I'm worried bout Mistress eating them apples Why's that sweetie, coz of his teef? you know what happened to snow white
Yes she sh****d 7 small people noooooooooooooooo she got a bit stuck and a handsome prince woke her up
Ooh, she won't like that...some bloke waking her up....you go.. "go where | |||
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"Sami I'm worried bout Mistress eating them apples Why's that sweetie, coz of his teef? you know what happened to snow white
Yes she sh****d 7 small people noooooooooooooooo she got a bit stuck and a handsome prince woke her up
Ooh, she won't like that...some bloke waking her up....you go.. go where"Go wake her up like the Prince with snow white..... | |||
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"Sami I'm worried bout Mistress eating them apples Why's that sweetie, coz of his teef? you know what happened to snow white
Yes she sh****d 7 small people noooooooooooooooo she got a bit stuck and a handsome prince woke her up
Ooh, she won't like that...some bloke waking her up....you go.. go where"Suggestions available...!  | |||
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"Sami I'm worried bout Mistress eating them apples Why's that sweetie, coz of his teef? you know what happened to snow white
Yes she sh****d 7 small people noooooooooooooooo she got a bit stuck and a handsome prince woke her up
Ooh, she won't like that...some bloke waking her up....you go.. go where
Suggestions available...! " longs as its not a bloke | |||
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" "Thank God you're awake, thought you'd c*oked on a fecking Apple.... | |||
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Thank God you're awake, thought you'd c*oked on a fecking Apple.... "...and I've just been reminded I can't use the c*oked word | |||
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"Sami I'm worried bout Mistress eating them apples Why's that sweetie, coz of his teef? you know what happened to snow white
Yes she sh****d 7 small people noooooooooooooooo she got a bit stuck and a handsome prince woke her up
Ooh, she won't like that...some bloke waking her up....you go.. go where
Suggestions available...!
longs as its not a bloke "And there was I thinking you liked me!
I have Oaty Coccy Hobnobs ready! | |||
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"Sami I'm worried bout Mistress eating them apples Why's that sweetie, coz of his teef? you know what happened to snow white
Yes she sh****d 7 small people noooooooooooooooo she got a bit stuck and a handsome prince woke her up
Ooh, she won't like that...some bloke waking her up....you go.. go where
Suggestions available...!
longs as its not a bloke
And there was I thinking you liked me!
I have Oaty Coccy Hobnobs ready! "That comment was for Mistress | |||
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"Sami I'm worried bout Mistress eating them apples Why's that sweetie, coz of his teef? you know what happened to snow white
Yes she sh****d 7 small people noooooooooooooooo she got a bit stuck and a handsome prince woke her up
Ooh, she won't like that...some bloke waking her up....you go.. go where
Suggestions available...!
longs as its not a bloke
And there was I thinking you liked me!
I have Oaty Coccy Hobnobs ready!
That comment was for Mistress "Disagree! | |||
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"Sami I'm worried bout Mistress eating them apples Why's that sweetie, coz of his teef? you know what happened to snow white
Yes she sh****d 7 small people noooooooooooooooo she got a bit stuck and a handsome prince woke her up
Ooh, she won't like that...some bloke waking her up....you go.. go where
Suggestions available...!
longs as its not a bloke
And there was I thinking you liked me!
I have Oaty Coccy Hobnobs ready!
That comment was for Mistress
Disagree! "Think we're getting crossed wires Iain. The bloke comment was for Mistress | |||
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"Sami I'm worried bout Mistress eating them apples Why's that sweetie, coz of his teef? you know what happened to snow white
Yes she sh****d 7 small people noooooooooooooooo she got a bit stuck and a handsome prince woke her up
Ooh, she won't like that...some bloke waking her up....you go.. go where
Suggestions available...!
longs as its not a bloke
And there was I thinking you liked me!
I have Oaty Coccy Hobnobs ready!
That comment was for Mistress
Disagree!
Think we're getting crossed wires Iain. The bloke comment was for Mistress "Ok. I know my place. Or Senility is setting in, in me 'ead! | |||
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"Hey Samiss, I'm just about to conk but wanted to say thanks for asking earlier, and I'm okay I think, thank you x" Ah bless you darling.xxx Sleep tight. Xx | |||
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And the sugar from the apples not fecking choking on them sami | |||
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"Sami I'm worried bout Mistress eating them apples" You and them fecking apples | |||
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"Oh feck I posted the ninja and conked...it's all the walking ffs
And the sugar from the apples not fecking choking on them sami "Haha well my internet conked last night | |||
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"Oh feck I posted the ninja and conked...it's all the walking ffs
And the sugar from the apples not fecking choking on them sami
Haha well my internet conked last night "Aw don't go on about that fecker
I change my provider last week and it took me a fecking hour and half to print a couple of postage labels off...feckers  | |||
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"Oh feck I posted the ninja and conked...it's all the walking ffs
And the sugar from the apples not fecking choking on them sami
Haha well my internet conked last night
Aw don't go on about that fecker
I change my provider last week and it took me a fecking hour and half to print a couple of postage labels off...feckers "Bloody Norah! | |||
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"Morning everyone "Morning Eenie | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning Eenie "How are you this fine morning? x | |||
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"Oh feck I posted the ninja and conked...it's all the walking ffs
And the sugar from the apples not fecking choking on them sami
Haha well my internet conked last night
Aw don't go on about that fecker
I change my provider last week and it took me a fecking hour and half to print a couple of postage labels off...feckers
Bloody Norah! "I sent a few choice emails off | |||
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"Morning everyone "Morning Eenie. .. she blanche/estella has buggered off again! | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning Eenie. .. she blanche/estella has buggered off again!"Really, oh dear what's happened there?  | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning Eenie. .. she blanche/estella has buggered off again!
Really, oh dear what's happened there? "Haven't a clue | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning Eenie. .. she blanche/estella has buggered off again!
Really, oh dear what's happened there?
Haven't a clue "Oh well, she'll be back, reinvented no doubt | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning Eenie. .. she blanche/estella has buggered off again!
Really, oh dear what's happened there?
Haven't a clue
Oh well, she'll be back, reinvented no doubt "Aye no doubt. ...I'm off for my power walk now...they are knocking the shite out of me late on a night | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning Eenie. .. she blanche/estella has buggered off again!
Really, oh dear what's happened there?
Haven't a clue
Oh well, she'll be back, reinvented no doubt
Aye no doubt. ...I'm off for my power walk now...they are knocking the shite out of me late on a night "Good for you, enjoy, catcha later | |||
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"This hitch hiking is killing me trotters would have been easier to have sent nick knowles and the sos team to save mistress" I'm alive yer barmy fecker | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning Eenie. .. she blanche/estella has buggered off again!"Oh no, why?? | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning Eenie. .. she blanche/estella has buggered off again!
Oh no, why?? "Dunno | |||
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"This hitch hiking is killing me trotters would have been easier to have sent nick knowles and the sos team to save mistress I'm alive yer barmy fecker "phew tfft | |||
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"Morning everyone
Morning Eenie. .. she blanche/estella has buggered off again!
Oh no, why??
Dunno"I feel for her, despite the bravado she is a very vulnerable young woman | |||
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"This hitch hiking is killing me trotters would have been easier to have sent nick knowles and the sos team to save mistress I'm alive yer barmy fecker phew tfft "Yeah I was just getting me coat on too! | |||
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"This hitch hiking is killing me trotters would have been easier to have sent nick knowles and the sos team to save mistress I'm alive yer barmy fecker phew tfft
Yeah I was just getting me coat on too! "Tell you what....I'm getting a right pair of thighs all of a sudden | |||
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"This hitch hiking is killing me trotters would have been easier to have sent nick knowles and the sos team to save mistress I'm alive yer barmy fecker phew tfft
Yeah I was just getting me coat on too!
Tell you what....I'm getting a right pair of thighs all of a sudden "Ooh, I like nice thighs! | |||
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"This hitch hiking is killing me trotters would have been easier to have sent nick knowles and the sos team to save mistress I'm alive yer barmy fecker phew tfft
Yeah I was just getting me coat on too!
Tell you what....I'm getting a right pair of thighs all of a sudden
Ooh, I like nice thighs! "I'll be the new raechel now she's buggered off
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"This hitch hiking is killing me trotters would have been easier to have sent nick knowles and the sos team to save mistress I'm alive yer barmy fecker phew tfft
Yeah I was just getting me coat on too!
Tell you what....I'm getting a right pair of thighs all of a sudden
Ooh, I like nice thighs!
I'll be the new raechel now she's buggered off
Well a slightly older version "Yep get some gold hotpants and you're there! | |||
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"[pants Removed by poster at 12/05/18 12:57:14]" | |||
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"But I miss her already "I miss her too | |||
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"[pants Removed by poster at 12/05/18 12:57:14]" Haha it came out as hotspots | |||
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"This hitch hiking is killing me trotters would have been easier to have sent nick knowles and the sos team to save mistress I'm alive yer barmy fecker phew tfft
Yeah I was just getting me coat on too!
Tell you what....I'm getting a right pair of thighs all of a sudden
Ooh, I like nice thighs!
I'll be the new raechel now she's buggered off
Well a slightly older version
Yep get some gold hotpants and you're there!"Can't I getaway with my yellow silky's | |||
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"[pants Removed by poster at 12/05/18 12:57:14]" ....and I don't wear pants...you know that! | |||
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"This hitch hiking is killing me trotters would have been easier to have sent nick knowles and the sos team to save mistress I'm alive yer barmy fecker phew tfft
Yeah I was just getting me coat on too!
Tell you what....I'm getting a right pair of thighs all of a sudden
Ooh, I like nice thighs!
I'll be the new raechel now she's buggered off
Well a slightly older version
Yep get some gold hotpants and you're there!
Can't I getaway with my yellow silky's "They would be ideal..get em on and get a pic up!  | |||
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"[pants Removed by poster at 12/05/18 12:57:14] Haha it came out as hotspots "Ah dogging sites | |||
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"[pants Removed by poster at 12/05/18 12:57:14] Haha it came out as hotspots
Ah dogging sites "Yeah, don't they exist much, anymore | |||
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"This hitch hiking is killing me trotters would have been easier to have sent nick knowles and the sos team to save mistress I'm alive yer barmy fecker phew tfft
Yeah I was just getting me coat on too!
Tell you what....I'm getting a right pair of thighs all of a sudden
Ooh, I like nice thighs!
I'll be the new raechel now she's buggered off
Well a slightly older version
Yep get some gold hotpants and you're there!
Can't I getaway with my yellow silky's
They would be ideal..get em on and get a pic up! "Legs need a fecking shave | |||
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"[pants Removed by poster at 12/05/18 12:57:14] Haha it came out as hotspots
Ah dogging sites
Yeah, don't they exist much, anymore "Bloody auto carrot! Don't think they exist much anymore! | |||
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"This hitch hiking is killing me trotters would have been easier to have sent nick knowles and the sos team to save mistress I'm alive yer barmy fecker phew tfft
Yeah I was just getting me coat on too!
Tell you what....I'm getting a right pair of thighs all of a sudden
Ooh, I like nice thighs!
I'll be the new raechel now she's buggered off
Well a slightly older version
Yep get some gold hotpants and you're there!
Can't I getaway with my yellow silky's
They would be ideal..get em on and get a pic up!
Legs need a fecking shave "So do mine, hate the bloody job, too much of a wimp to get em waxed! | |||
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"[pants Removed by poster at 12/05/18 12:57:14] Haha it came out as hotspots
Ah dogging sites
Yeah, don't they exist much, anymore "I've never been to a dogging...past a couple while I was out on me walk today...they had two big german shepherds | |||
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"[pants Removed by poster at 12/05/18 12:57:14] Haha it came out as hotspots
Ah dogging sites
Yeah, don't they exist much, anymore
I've never been to a dogging...past a couple while I was out on me walk today...they had two big german shepherds "Ooh wonder if they were going dogging | |||
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"This hitch hiking is killing me trotters would have been easier to have sent nick knowles and the sos team to save mistress I'm alive yer barmy fecker phew tfft
Yeah I was just getting me coat on too!
Tell you what....I'm getting a right pair of thighs all of a sudden
Ooh, I like nice thighs!
I'll be the new raechel now she's buggered off
Well a slightly older version
Yep get some gold hotpants and you're there!
Can't I getaway with my yellow silky's
They would be ideal..get em on and get a pic up!
Legs need a fecking shave
So do mine, hate the bloody job, too much of a wimp to get em waxed! "Never tried waxing...does it last much longer then a shave? | |||
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"[pants Removed by poster at 12/05/18 12:57:14] Haha it came out as hotspots
Ah dogging sites
Yeah, don't they exist much, anymore
I've never been to a dogging...past a couple while I was out on me walk today...they had two big german shepherds
Ooh wonder if they were going dogging "Couldn't they just mate them in Thier back garden ffs | |||
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"This hitch hiking is killing me trotters would have been easier to have sent nick knowles and the sos team to save mistress I'm alive yer barmy fecker phew tfft
Yeah I was just getting me coat on too!
Tell you what....I'm getting a right pair of thighs all of a sudden
Ooh, I like nice thighs!
I'll be the new raechel now she's buggered off
Well a slightly older version
Yep get some gold hotpants and you're there!
Can't I getaway with my yellow silky's
They would be ideal..get em on and get a pic up!
Legs need a fecking shave
So do mine, hate the bloody job, too much of a wimp to get em waxed!
Never tried waxing...does it last much longer then a shave?"Yes it does last longer and the more you have it done the less it grows back. I have dark hair, so when I'm wearing frocks I have to shave them everytime | |||
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"[pants Removed by poster at 12/05/18 12:57:14] Haha it came out as hotspots
Ah dogging sites
Yeah, don't they exist much, anymore
I've never been to a dogging...past a couple while I was out on me walk today...they had two big german shepherds
Ooh wonder if they were going dogging
Couldn't they just mate them in Thier back garden ffs "Haha! | |||
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"This hitch hiking is killing me trotters would have been easier to have sent nick knowles and the sos team to save mistress I'm alive yer barmy fecker phew tfft
Yeah I was just getting me coat on too!
Tell you what....I'm getting a right pair of thighs all of a sudden
Ooh, I like nice thighs!
I'll be the new raechel now she's buggered off
Well a slightly older version
Yep get some gold hotpants and you're there!
Can't I getaway with my yellow silky's
They would be ideal..get em on and get a pic up!
Legs need a fecking shave
So do mine, hate the bloody job, too much of a wimp to get em waxed!
Never tried waxing...does it last much longer then a shave?
Yes it does last longer and the more you have it done the less it grows back. I have dark hair, so when I'm wearing frocks I have to shave them everytime "Maybe it's time to get in to this waxing game....I wonder if I can find a willing volunteer to try it on first | |||
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"This hitch hiking is killing me trotters would have been easier to have sent nick knowles and the sos team to save mistress I'm alive yer barmy fecker phew tfft
Yeah I was just getting me coat on too!
Tell you what....I'm getting a right pair of thighs all of a sudden
Ooh, I like nice thighs!
I'll be the new raechel now she's buggered off
Well a slightly older version
Yep get some gold hotpants and you're there!
Can't I getaway with my yellow silky's
They would be ideal..get em on and get a pic up!
Legs need a fecking shave
So do mine, hate the bloody job, too much of a wimp to get em waxed!
Never tried waxing...does it last much longer then a shave?
Yes it does last longer and the more you have it done the less it grows back. I have dark hair, so when I'm wearing frocks I have to shave them everytime
Maybe it's time to get in to this waxing game....I wonder if I can find a willing volunteer to try it on first"Haha, don't look at me, you know I'm not into pain | |||
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"This hitch hiking is killing me trotters would have been easier to have sent nick knowles and the sos team to save mistress I'm alive yer barmy fecker phew tfft
Yeah I was just getting me coat on too!
Tell you what....I'm getting a right pair of thighs all of a sudden
Ooh, I like nice thighs!
I'll be the new raechel now she's buggered off
Well a slightly older version
Yep get some gold hotpants and you're there!
Can't I getaway with my yellow silky's
They would be ideal..get em on and get a pic up!
Legs need a fecking shave
So do mine, hate the bloody job, too much of a wimp to get em waxed!
Never tried waxing...does it last much longer then a shave?
Yes it does last longer and the more you have it done the less it grows back. I have dark hair, so when I'm wearing frocks I have to shave them everytime
Maybe it's time to get in to this waxing game....I wonder if I can find a willing volunteer to try it on first
Haha, don't look at me, you know I'm not into pain "I know and that's a bugger
Anyone else get in touch 
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"This hitch hiking is killing me trotters would have been easier to have sent nick knowles and the sos team to save mistress I'm alive yer barmy fecker phew tfft
Yeah I was just getting me coat on too!
Tell you what....I'm getting a right pair of thighs all of a sudden
Ooh, I like nice thighs!
I'll be the new raechel now she's buggered off
Well a slightly older version
Yep get some gold hotpants and you're there!
Can't I getaway with my yellow silky's
They would be ideal..get em on and get a pic up!
Legs need a fecking shave
So do mine, hate the bloody job, too much of a wimp to get em waxed!
Never tried waxing...does it last much longer then a shave?
Yes it does last longer and the more you have it done the less it grows back. I have dark hair, so when I'm wearing frocks I have to shave them everytime
Maybe it's time to get in to this waxing game....I wonder if I can find a willing volunteer to try it on first
Haha, don't look at me, you know I'm not into pain
I know and that's a bugger
Anyone else get in touch
That's the personal ad sorted "Haha ...
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"This hitch hiking is killing me trotters would have been easier to have sent nick knowles and the sos team to save mistress I'm alive yer barmy fecker phew tfft
Yeah I was just getting me coat on too!
Tell you what....I'm getting a right pair of thighs all of a sudden
Ooh, I like nice thighs!
I'll be the new raechel now she's buggered off
Well a slightly older version
Yep get some gold hotpants and you're there!
Can't I getaway with my yellow silky's
They would be ideal..get em on and get a pic up!
Legs need a fecking shave
So do mine, hate the bloody job, too much of a wimp to get em waxed!
Never tried waxing...does it last much longer then a shave?
Yes it does last longer and the more you have it done the less it grows back. I have dark hair, so when I'm wearing frocks I have to shave them everytime
Maybe it's time to get in to this waxing game....I wonder if I can find a willing volunteer to try it on first
Haha, don't look at me, you know I'm not into pain
I know and that's a bugger
Anyone else get in touch
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"This hitch hiking is killing me trotters would have been easier to have sent nick knowles and the sos team to save mistress I'm alive yer barmy fecker phew tfft
Yeah I was just getting me coat on too!
Tell you what....I'm getting a right pair of thighs all of a sudden
Ooh, I like nice thighs!
I'll be the new raechel now she's buggered off
Well a slightly older version
Yep get some gold hotpants and you're there!
Can't I getaway with my yellow silky's
They would be ideal..get em on and get a pic up!
Legs need a fecking shave
So do mine, hate the bloody job, too much of a wimp to get em waxed!
Never tried waxing...does it last much longer then a shave?
Yes it does last longer and the more you have it done the less it grows back. I have dark hair, so when I'm wearing frocks I have to shave them everytime "plait em into dreadlocks | |||
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"This hitch hiking is killing me trotters would have been easier to have sent nick knowles and the sos team to save mistress I'm alive yer barmy fecker phew tfft
Yeah I was just getting me coat on too!
Tell you what....I'm getting a right pair of thighs all of a sudden
Ooh, I like nice thighs!
I'll be the new raechel now she's buggered off
Well a slightly older version
Yep get some gold hotpants and you're there!
Can't I getaway with my yellow silky's
They would be ideal..get em on and get a pic up!
Legs need a fecking shave
So do mine, hate the bloody job, too much of a wimp to get em waxed!
Never tried waxing...does it last much longer then a shave?
Yes it does last longer and the more you have it done the less it grows back. I have dark hair, so when I'm wearing frocks I have to shave them everytime plait em into dreadlocks "Ooh that sounds like a plan | |||
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I don't watch it but I think the English entry is very good, but don't think it will make a lot of difference, in the grand scheme of things. "Nah they just don't like us as a country so it doesn't matter what we put up. Feckers all want to come here though | |||
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"Well _oddy you've not managed to nick anyone off fabio so far
I don't watch it but I think the English entry is very good, but don't think it will make a lot of difference, in the grand scheme of things.
Nah they just don't like us as a country so it doesn't matter what we put up.
Feckers all want to come here though"Yes they do, that's because we give them lots of money to wander the streets, doing nothing! | |||
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"Well _oddy you've not managed to nick anyone off fabio so far
I don't watch it but I think the English entry is very good, but don't think it will make a lot of difference, in the grand scheme of things.
Nah they just don't like us as a country so it doesn't matter what we put up.
Feckers all want to come here though
Yes they do, that's because we give them lots of money to wander the streets, doing nothing! "They might be having a power walk | |||
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"Well _oddy you've not managed to nick anyone off fabio so far
I don't watch it but I think the English entry is very good, but don't think it will make a lot of difference, in the grand scheme of things.
Nah they just don't like us as a country so it doesn't matter what we put up.
Feckers all want to come here though
Yes they do, that's because we give them lots of money to wander the streets, doing nothing!
They might be having a power walk "Might be, so at least they'll have good thighs | |||
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"Well _oddy you've not managed to nick anyone off fabio so far
I don't watch it but I think the English entry is very good, but don't think it will make a lot of difference, in the grand scheme of things.
Nah they just don't like us as a country so it doesn't matter what we put up.
Feckers all want to come here though
Yes they do, that's because we give them lots of money to wander the streets, doing nothing!
They might be having a power walk
Might be, so at least they'll have good thighs "Feck more competition for raechels crown | |||
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"Well _oddy you've not managed to nick anyone off fabio so far
I don't watch it but I think the English entry is very good, but don't think it will make a lot of difference, in the grand scheme of things.
Nah they just don't like us as a country so it doesn't matter what we put up.
Feckers all want to come here though
Yes they do, that's because we give them lots of money to wander the streets, doing nothing!
They might be having a power walk
Might be, so at least they'll have good thighs
Feck more competition for raechels crown "Nah...no chance | |||
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"It's fecking pissing it down here" Yep here to Voddy | |||
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"Well _oddy you've not managed to nick anyone off fabio so far
I don't watch it but I think the English entry is very good, but don't think it will make a lot of difference, in the grand scheme of things.
Nah they just don't like us as a country so it doesn't matter what we put up.
Feckers all want to come here though
Yes they do, that's because we give them lots of money to wander the streets, doing nothing!
They might be having a power walk
Might be, so at least they'll have good thighs
Feck more competition for raechels crown
Nah...no chance "Phew | |||
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"It's fecking pissing it down here Yep here to Voddy "Nah nah na Nah nah | |||
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"It's fecking pissing it down here Yep here to Voddy
Nah nah na Nah nah " | |||
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"Eenie. ...you've pulled "Yeah, but...does he know stuff about the Eurovision..coz we're asking questions later... | |||
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"It's fecking pissing it down here Yep here to Voddy
Nah nah na Nah nah " | |||
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"Eenie. ...you've pulled
Yeah, but...does he know stuff about the Eurovision..coz we're asking questions later... "Shit I'm fecked then | |||
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"uk 12 rest nil
Jeez you'll ave fabio after you
Don't think he will mind, he seems a nice bloke. I know nothing about Eurovision song thingy, but I will try to keep up.
What is the point of the Eurovision Song Contest?
We don't win or ever will do!
It's a semi-political dog fight where most nations hate us.
A lot of nations are scared if they don't vote highly enough for their next door powerful neighbouring country, they risk being invaded or annexed!
Importantly, our country's so called Song Writers are SHIT!
BTW. Evening Sami"And that's why we love it!! | |||
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"uk 12 rest nil
Jeez you'll ave fabio after you
Don't think he will mind, he seems a nice bloke. I know nothing about Eurovision song thingy, but I will try to keep up.
What is the point of the Eurovision Song Contest?
We don't win or ever will do!
It's a semi-political dog fight where most nations hate us.
A lot of nations are scared if they don't vote highly enough for their next door powerful neighbouring country, they risk being invaded or annexed!
Importantly, our country's so called Song Writers are SHIT!
BTW. Evening Sami
And that's why we love it!!" | |||
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"Eenie. ...you've pulled
Yeah, but...does he know stuff about the Eurovision..coz we're asking questions later...
Shit I'm fecked then "Me too..actually | |||
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"uk 12 rest nil
Jeez you'll ave fabio after you
Don't think he will mind, he seems a nice bloke. I know nothing about Eurovision song thingy, but I will try to keep up.
What is the point of the Eurovision Song Contest?
We don't win or ever will do!
It's a semi-political dog fight where most nations hate us.
A lot of nations are scared if they don't vote highly enough for their next door powerful neighbouring country, they risk being invaded or annexed!
Importantly, our country's so called Song Writers are SHIT!
BTW. Evening Sami
And that's why we love it!!"Well I'll be watching tonight...just in case there's any questions before I conk | |||
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"Eenie. ...you've pulled
Yeah, but...does he know stuff about the Eurovision..coz we're asking questions later...
Shit I'm fecked then
Me too..actually "You need to watch too....cook your salad early ffs | |||
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"Well all I've got to say before I conk is.....I hope we don't enter thee fecker next year...pack of twunts "Haha. Someone stormed the stage whilst we were on...knob | |||
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"Well all I've got to say before I conk is.....I hope we don't enter thee fecker next year...pack of twunts "Nearly bas bad as that dancing program | |||
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"Well all I've got to say before I conk is.....I hope we don't enter thee fecker next year...pack of twunts
Nearly bas bad as that dancing program "Who's bas? | |||
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"Well all I've got to say before I conk is.....I hope we don't enter thee fecker next year...pack of twunts
Haha. Someone stormed the stage whilst we were on...knob "Now if that was on BGT we'ed have got a sympathy shag | |||
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"Well all I've got to say before I conk is.....I hope we don't enter thee fecker next year...pack of twunts
Nearly bas bad as that dancing program
Who's bas? "Didn't he get killed years back by janine in eastenders? | |||
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"Well all I've got to say before I conk is.....I hope we don't enter thee fecker next year...pack of twunts
Nearly bas bad as that dancing program "We don't mention that fecker | |||
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"Well all I've got to say before I conk is.....I hope we don't enter thee fecker next year...pack of twunts
Nearly bas bad as that dancing program
Who's bas?
Didn't he get killed years back by janine in eastenders? "Oh you're right, what a memory you have, didn't she shove him over cliff?...No not Cliff Richard! | |||
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"Well all I've got to say before I conk is.....I hope we don't enter thee fecker next year...pack of twunts
Nearly bas bad as that dancing program
Who's bas?
Didn't he get killed years back by janine in eastenders?
Oh you're right, what a memory you have, didn't she shove him over cliff?...No not Cliff Richard! "Yeah I think that was the last episode I watched....wasn't that fecking lucky eh | |||
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"Well all I've got to say before I conk is.....I hope we don't enter thee fecker next year...pack of twunts
Nearly bas bad as that dancing program
Who's bas?
Didn't he get killed years back by janine in eastenders?
Oh you're right, what a memory you have, didn't she shove him over cliff?...No not Cliff Richard!
Yeah I think that was the last episode I watched....wasn't that fecking lucky eh "Haha...no | |||
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"bloody isral " Never mind | |||
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"soon b e september ile try for tickets for us all "Yes mistress will love it | |||
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"soon b e september ile try for tickets for us all
Yes mistress will love it "Ya can feck off | |||
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"bloody isral " Maybe getting old....but I thought it was shite | |||
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"soon b e september ile try for tickets for us all
Yes mistress will love it
Ya can feck off "You know you  me.... | |||
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"soon b e september ile try for tickets for us all
Yes mistress will love it
Ya can feck off
You know you me.... "Aw good on then
But I don't want a fecking ticket | |||
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"i heard mistress was replacing brendon" Ah you didn't see mistress on BGT did you | |||
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"soon b e september ile try for tickets for us all
Yes mistress will love it
Ya can feck off
You know you me....
Aw good on then
But I don't want a fecking ticket "Ok you don't haven't have a ticket | |||
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"i heard mistress was replacing brendon" Yeah, I'd heard that Voddy..... | |||
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"i heard mistress was replacing brendon Ah you didn't see mistress on BGT did you "Ooh who was that? | |||
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"soon b e september ile try for tickets for us all
Yes mistress will love it
Ya can feck off
You know you me....
Aw good on then
But I don't want a fecking ticket
Ok you don't haven't have a ticket "Fecking auto carrot | |||
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"i heard mistress was replacing brendon Yeah, I'd heard that Voddy..... "It's lies all lies I tell ya | |||
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"i heard mistress was replacing brendon Yeah, I'd heard that Voddy.....
It's lies all lies I tell ya "its on the website so its true | |||
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"i heard mistress was replacing brendon Ah you didn't see mistress on BGT did you
Ooh who was that? "I think one was raechel and she fecked off with my name | |||
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"nevr mind sami you and me will do well on xfactor" We will, sweetie | |||
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"soon b e september ile try for tickets for us all
Yes mistress will love it
Ya can feck off
You know you me....
Aw good on then
But I don't want a fecking ticket
Ok you don't haven't have a ticket
Fecking auto carrot "It's that dash...he like carrots | |||
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"i heard mistress was replacing brendon Ah you didn't see mistress on BGT did you
Ooh who was that?
I think one was raechel and she fecked off with my name "Haha | |||
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"soon b e september ile try for tickets for us all
Yes mistress will love it
Ya can feck off
You know you me....
Aw good on then
But I don't want a fecking ticket
Ok you don't haven't have a ticket
Fecking auto carrot
It's that dash...he like carrots "and green trees | |||
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"soon b e september ile try for tickets for us all
Yes mistress will love it
Ya can feck off
You know you me....
Aw good on then
But I don't want a fecking ticket
Ok you don't haven't have a ticket
Fecking auto carrot
It's that dash...he like carrots "No it's broccoli | |||
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"soon b e september ile try for tickets for us all
Yes mistress will love it
Ya can feck off
You know you me....
Aw good on then
But I don't want a fecking ticket
Ok you don't haven't have a ticket
Fecking auto carrot
It's that dash...he like carrots "Nigel likes carrots | |||
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"soon b e september ile try for tickets for us all
Yes mistress will love it
Ya can feck off
You know you me....
Aw good on then
But I don't want a fecking ticket
Ok you don't haven't have a ticket
Fecking auto carrot
It's that dash...he like carrots
Nigel likes carrots "nigel loves his auntie sami | |||
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"soon b e september ile try for tickets for us all
Yes mistress will love it
Ya can feck off
You know you me....
Aw good on then
But I don't want a fecking ticket
Ok you don't haven't have a ticket
Fecking auto carrot
It's that dash...he like carrots
Nigel likes carrots nigel loves his auntie sami "He does, he's been a real snuggle bunny tonight... | |||
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"when are you going to whitby again mistress" July for the steam punk weekend | |||
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"Evening all, just home "Evening Eenie, where you bin? | |||
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"when are you going to whitby again mistress July for the steam punk weekend "can you take boris and stella some apples | |||
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"Evening all, just home "dirty stop out | |||
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"Evening all, just home
Evening Eenie, where you bin? "
Nuff said? x | |||
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"Evening all, just home dirty stop out "Guilty as charged tonite | |||
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"Evening all, just home dirty stop out
Guilty as charged tonite "as long as he was worth it lucky girl | |||
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