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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yes the For Fucks Sake thread.

I was waiting for the bus and a seagull did an enormous shit all over me. Wiped most of it off with my coat and come home and showered and clothes in the wash.

Still had to sit on the bus stinking of seagull shit. It must have been eating banana as that's what it mostly smelt of.

So what is your ffs moment of the day?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Waking up at half four when the alarm was set to go off at 5!!!!!

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes the For Fucks Sake thread.

I was waiting for the bus and a seagull did an enormous shit all over me. Wiped most of it off with my coat and come home and showered and clothes in the wash.

Still had to sit on the bus stinking of seagull shit. It must have been eating banana as that's what it mostly smelt of.

So what is your ffs moment of the day?"

Isn't that good luck??

Adam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Onky get 3hrs kip cos some bollocks rang me up.will be knackered tonight

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

Spending ages tying my FWB up only to realise the position I'd tied him in meant I'd need to stand on a milk crate to achieve penetration

always good to have a Plan B!!

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

"Yes the For Fucks Sake thread.

I was waiting for the bus and a seagull did an enormous shit all over me. Wiped most of it off with my coat and come home and showered and clothes in the wash.

Still had to sit on the bus stinking of seagull shit. It must have been eating banana as that's what it mostly smelt of.

So what is your ffs moment of the day?"

Having to endure public transport with some fella who smelt of banana flavour bird guano?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes the For Fucks Sake thread.

I was waiting for the bus and a seagull did an enormous shit all over me. Wiped most of it off with my coat and come home and showered and clothes in the wash.

Still had to sit on the bus stinking of seagull shit. It must have been eating banana as that's what it mostly smelt of.

So what is your ffs moment of the day?

Having to endure public transport with some fella who smelt of banana flavour bird guano?"

It is an odd sort of smell. I now smell of oranges and lemon shampoo which is better than actual poo.

And yay for replies.

I love you all x

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