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"If I were you can see it on the floor and made Pooch walk over it "Poor pooch! | |||
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"If I were you I would be happy to Oblige you with the whole of fab " So generous | |||
"If I were you want me to do better things and was a gem and the gut who was presenting says I'm really sorry about the size of the pastors. "Those pastors were so disappointing | |||
"If I were you a few years ago and I feel like I have to be a good one for the next day " It's good to be good. Sometimes  | |||
"If I were you then you could just have them all over the place I will have to ask him to do it tomorrow x " Why put off til tomorrow what you can do today | |||
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"If I were you you wouldn't have a problem if I was you " , your phone is a confident bugger | |||
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"if i were you the only way i is time for a great little game " Love a little game | |||
"If I were you I wouldn't have had no problems with the most recent figures " Figures are the bain of my life | |||
"If I were you have a very good night's sleep too." Sleeeeeeeep. One of life's natural luxuries. | |||
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"If I were you then you could just go get away and get me too hot and then you go to bed early so I don’t wanna see ya go to sleep. What the?!?!" a hot no sleep getaway. Sounds like your phone knows what it wants.  | |||
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"If I were you I would love to see the castles and palaces they stole grrr " Thieving bastards | |||
"if i were you the only way i is time for a great little game Love a little game " he he its all about the games | |||
"if i were you the only way i is time for a great little game Love a little game " he he its all about the games | |||
"If I were you I wouldn't have had no problems with the most recent figures Figures are the bain of my life " Don't I know it. | |||
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"If I were you I'd be able to get to a few people who have been taken off by the mods "If Diamond Joe is one of them send him my way | |||
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"If I were you I'd do anything for me a lot more then I don't " Awww your phone loves you. | |||
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"If I were you thinking of you and your family and friends arriving tomorrow so I can do it for me to come back. "Cor blimey that's confusing | |||
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"If I were you able to get the latest flash player is required for video playback of the day Hmm, dull Mr B" Depends what videos you're watching | |||
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"What middle button???? I'm on a Samsung " When you start typing look above the keypad and it gives you 3 options of suggested words. Left... middle...right. | |||
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"If I were you I would be very unlikely to be a bit of a bitch " A lot of a bitch can be much more fun at times  | |||
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"If I were you going there I could have them come over here to get the stuff out and I’ll do them a little later " Here there and everywhere | |||
"If I were you I'd be able to get to a few people who have been taken off by the mods
If Diamond Joe is one of them send him my way "His presence on the forum is sorely missed | |||
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"If I were you I’ll let her be good here as long as she’s doing something good for me and I’ll be sure to get it done " Give and take PB | |||
"If I were you I’ll let her be good here as long as she’s doing something good for me and I’ll be sure to get it done Give and take PB "Absolutely pp  | |||
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"If I were you I can do that I would love it. "I wonder what that is tho. | |||
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"If I were you I'd be happy to forego my half of the month "Throw caution to the wind. | |||
"If I were you born in the UK. My phone is odd. " Yes...yes it is | |||
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"If I were you I can do that I would love it.
I wonder what that is tho."I don’t care. But I’d love it!!! | |||
"If i were you like my sister who decided to do with hos2 I have to get up "Don't get up, it's overrated. | |||
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"If I were you I know what I'm looking for and the like that is more than just sex and sexuality " I think your phone knows me. | |||
"What middle button???? I'm on a Samsung When you start typing look above the keypad and it gives you 3 options of suggested words. Left... middle...right." Oh that, like this then? you like to meet? I'm a very naughty mood today | |||
"What middle button???? I'm on a Samsung When you start typing look above the keypad and it gives you 3 options of suggested words. Left... middle...right. Oh that, like this then? you like to meet? I'm a very naughty mood today" Yes, but start the sentence with.... If I were you.... | |||
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"If i were you like my sister who decided to do with hos2 I have to get up
Don't get up, it's overrated."Too late..  | |||
"If i were you that would be hard to hide it and then we can have a look at the letter when we get back from the heat "I'm not a fan of opening letters. | |||
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"If I were you I'd be a lot more complex and I have just had a look at your local club for a private function and invite everyone. "Fuck... that sounds pretty much spot on. I'm complex, enjoy my local club, and have a thing for private parties. | |||
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"If I were you I'd rather get something that suits your bedroom but after an hour it's back on the floor " Oo-err | |||
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"If I were you I'd like you too but you can have a good time then I guess I'll just go back on here and then I came my grandmother Oh dear " | |||
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"If I were you able to get the latest flash player is required for video playback. Turns out my phone is tech support "A few of you needing a flash player... all these pervy videos! | |||
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"If I were you I could just tell ya I know you’re right I don’t think I can get you to do that you know what I want you and you " But are you sure? | |||
"If I were you I wouldn’t be able to do anything else for ya a face time till you get here lol "I'll do it myself then | |||
"If I were you able to get the message and any attachments is intended only for the first time." I like attachments. | |||
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"If I were YOU I don't think it will take long x " You're already a petulant version of me | |||
"If I were you born in the UK. I have a great day out. "I hope you do have a great day out | |||
"If I were you going home I wanna you got a lot to me I just got to work " Work work work | |||
"If I were you...I could eat lots of haribos "Squishy heart ones are the best | |||
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"If I were youa few days ago single and had a great night with the right person or persons ha makes little sense"Ooooo, I like persons. My kinda party. | |||
"If I were you I'd like you to do it all over the world" If I get a lottery win I will | |||
"If I were YOU I don't think it will take long x You're already a petulant version of me "I get called petulant by you and the love now. | |||
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"If I were you I'd kill myself !! Ffs even my phone is depressed ! " I wouldn't blame you. Just make sure you make the best of the time you have with my vagina ... if you were me that is. | |||
"If I were you I would be fine with it anyway Pretty much sums my attitude towards most things " You'd be better than fine... you'd be ME | |||
"If I were you too I will definitely do that you can make sure it gets a good time and I’ll see what I can do to do it thanks again thanks Hun " You're welcome? | |||
"Having another go if I were you I would have love you to suck my balls " Sucker | |||
"If I were you doing it was going to be the first time in my car and more than that he was a bit of a joker "Car fun with a comedian. Sounds ace | |||
"If I were you I would like to know if you want to come round " If probably want to know that too | |||
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"If I were you going home to get to work today. I’ll give it a little later I have a tea and a shower. "Not at the same time, you'll get your tea wet. | |||
"If I were you with a cock as I am meet me? "Your phone is funny. It thinks I'm you minus a winky | |||
"If I were YOU I don't think it will take long x You're already a petulant version of me
I get called petulant by you and the love now. "I only call it you.... when you ARE  | |||
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"If I were you to let you go to see you I just want you back I love to see your text and you can tell "I think you need to get something off your chest | |||
"If I were you with a cock as I am meet me?
Your phone is funny. It thinks I'm you minus a winky "It gets worse!!
If I were you minus a winky and honest and seem to have completely lost the ability of it and then it was the sex isn't a key factor of course there are the ones who circle | |||
"If I were you with a cock as I am meet me?
Your phone is funny. It thinks I'm you minus a winky
It gets worse!!
If I were you minus a winky and honest and seem to have completely lost the ability of it and then it was the sex isn't a key factor of course there are the ones who circle" | |||
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"If I were you I would be grateful for your help and support in the future and I hope you will be able to help me That's a bit deep even for my phone lol " Seems I need to appreciate the help | |||
"If I were YOU I don't think it will take long x You're already a petulant version of me
I get called petulant by you and the love now.
I only call it you.... when you ARE "A lot of the time then | |||
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