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over a year ago
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The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche! |
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"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!"
Blanche is already on here. |
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"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!
Blanche is already on here."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!
Blanche is already on here.
Deary me "
Being ironic mate. |
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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago
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It was once said that the only way to prove that you had a penis, was to make it your profile picture... otherwise the women on here wouldn’t want to waste their time with you... just in case you didn’t have one... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!
Blanche is already on here.
Deary me
Being ironic mate."
Not everyone knows I was Estella. 
Also love that Sam is pretending he won chess. I beat him with a fool’s mate. |
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"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!"
nowt wrong with herefordshire we have roads and shops too lol
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That someone from Sydney University once set up a fake Fab profile for research purposes and that posting a statement of rights and threatening legal action will give Fabbers all the protection that they need. |
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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago
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"That someone from Sydney University once set up a fake Fab profile for research purposes and that posting a statement of rights and threatening legal action will give Fabbers all the protection that they need."
I was trying to think of a good one for a while last night...
Of course... The Sydney University thing!!!
That’s the biggest one!
It’s the same people who post that on their profile that share those ridiculous posts on facebook that say,
“Facebook will be charging from now unless you re-post this status”
And then when you say... “Why’d you do that?”
They say... “I’m just covering myself... you never know”
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"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!
Blanche is already on here."
Quick as a flash mate! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!
Blanche is already on here.
Quick as a flash mate! "
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"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!
Blanche is already on here.
Quick as a flash mate!
See above"
I'm not sure that was ironic to be honest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!
Blanche is already on here.
Quick as a flash mate!
See above
I'm not sure that was ironic to be honest. "
It’s like the song ‘Ironic’ by Alanis Morrissette, the things she sings about aren’t actually ironic. Actually making the song ironic, but not as she originally intended it to be.
Kind regards X |
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"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!
Blanche is already on here.
Quick as a flash mate!
See above
I'm not sure that was ironic to be honest.
It’s like the song ‘Ironic’ by Alanis Morrissette, the things she sings about aren’t actually ironic. Actually making the song ironic, but not as she originally intended it to be.
Kind regards X"
True story. Bloody yanks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!
Blanche is already on here.
Quick as a flash mate!
See above
I'm not sure that was ironic to be honest.
It’s like the song ‘Ironic’ by Alanis Morrissette, the things she sings about aren’t actually ironic. Actually making the song ironic, but not as she originally intended it to be.
Kind regards X
True story. Bloody yanks! "
‘10 thousand spoons when you’re looking for a knife’ is a slight inconvenience, not ironic. |
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"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!
Blanche is already on here.
Quick as a flash mate!
See above
I'm not sure that was ironic to be honest.
It’s like the song ‘Ironic’ by Alanis Morrissette, the things she sings about aren’t actually ironic. Actually making the song ironic, but not as she originally intended it to be.
Kind regards X
True story. Bloody yanks! "
She's Canadian. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!
Blanche is already on here.
Quick as a flash mate!
See above
I'm not sure that was ironic to be honest.
It’s like the song ‘Ironic’ by Alanis Morrissette, the things she sings about aren’t actually ironic. Actually making the song ironic, but not as she originally intended it to be.
Kind regards X
True story. Bloody yanks!
She's Canadian."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It was once said that the only way to prove that you had a penis, was to make it your profile picture... otherwise the women on here wouldn’t want to waste their time with you... just in case you didn’t have one..."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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While it's a true story, as I suspect few on here remember Wishy, his disasterous meet and the guy that shit himself on his white sofa, does that make the story an urban legend? |
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"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!
Blanche is already on here.
Quick as a flash mate!
See above
I'm not sure that was ironic to be honest.
It’s like the song ‘Ironic’ by Alanis Morrissette, the things she sings about aren’t actually ironic. Actually making the song ironic, but not as she originally intended it to be.
Kind regards X
True story. Bloody yanks!
She's Canadian."
Bloody second rate yanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"While it's a true story, as I suspect few on here remember Wishy, his disasterous meet and the guy that shit himself on his white sofa, does that make the story an urban legend?"
I remember him and that story! Epic!!
I also loved Pearl's stories of going camping in the dead of winter.
2Wheels was a right cool dude too.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"While it's a true story, as I suspect few on here remember Wishy, his disasterous meet and the guy that shit himself on his white sofa, does that make the story an urban legend?
I remember him and that story! Epic!!
I also loved Pearl's stories of going camping in the dead of winter.
2Wheels was a right cool dude too. "
Was?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was an older woman on here who used to defend the cheaters by saying a wife should look after her husband's needs, then he wouldn't stray, and that even after having a baby, a woman should look after her man sexually.
Now there's an urban legend  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!"
She’s actually milking men. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!
She’s actually milking men. "
Ha ha ha!! I prefer some sour cream. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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Fab has its very own version of Godwin's Law. Whenever a post mentions vaginas then sooner or later in the thread someone will compare a vagina to a kebab. I propose we call it Wellesley's Law. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The now defunct forumite Estella lost a game of chess to an incredible male half of a couple on here and couldn’t live with the embarrassment after shouting her mouth off about how good she was. Now she’s banished herself into the deepest Herefordshire countryside where she lives a simple life milking goats and darning odd socks. Rumour has it that she’s planning a comeback but I’m sure it’s just someone exercising carte blanche!
Blanche is already on here.
Quick as a flash mate!
See above
I'm not sure that was ironic to be honest.
It’s like the song ‘Ironic’ by Alanis Morrissette, the things she sings about aren’t actually ironic. Actually making the song ironic, but not as she originally intended it to be.
Kind regards X
True story. Bloody yanks!
‘10 thousand spoons when you’re looking for a knife’ is a slight inconvenience, not ironic. "
10 thousand spoons would just be seriously fucking annoying... I mean there's no way they'd fit in the cutlery draw |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fab has its very own version of Godwin's Law. Whenever a post mentions vaginas then sooner or later in the thread someone will compare a vagina to a kebab. I propose we call it Wellesley's Law."
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"Fab has its very own version of Godwin's Law. Whenever a post mentions vaginas then sooner or later in the thread someone will compare a vagina to a kebab. I propose we call it Wellesley's Law.
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Most men who say that they wouldn't let their wives do that, either haven't got wives or haven't asked them if that's ok to say that. |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"Fab has its very own version of Godwin's Law. Whenever a post mentions vaginas then sooner or later in the thread someone will compare a vagina to a kebab. I propose we call it Wellesley's Law."
And will end their comment with this as though its the wittiest most original observation they've ever made |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single guys never get a meet cos all the bad ones ruin it for the good ones. Woman cant tell the difference, we're too busy looking for 12 " cock.  "
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