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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

You need to sexually satisfy the person above. You need to use an object but you can't use a sex toy.

What would you use and what would you do with it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My mouth.

Words.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

An ice lolly and caress it over her skin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An ice lolly and caress it over her skin "

A feather

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well within reach as I type is a sock and phone charger so I’ll use that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well within reach as I type is a sock and phone charger so I’ll use that."

Rubber glove

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well within reach as I type is a sock and phone charger so I’ll use that.

Rubber glove"

I've a duster and a can of polish in arms reach. I'm sure we can work something with those

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You need to sexually satisfy the person above. You need to use an object but you can't use a sex toy.

What would you use and what would you do with it? "

I’m standing next to a bambo tree.. you lucky minx

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan  over a year ago

buckinghamshire

If i had to for the guy above. And only by virtue of you being a guy *no offense!.. a very long feather duster! Lol..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If i had to for the guy above. And only by virtue of you being a guy *no offense!.. a very long feather duster! Lol.. "

And electric toothbrush

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"If i had to for the guy above. And only by virtue of you being a guy *no offense!.. a very long feather duster! Lol..

And electric toothbrush "

I'd ask Dick the satisfy her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If i had to for the guy above. And only by virtue of you being a guy *no offense!.. a very long feather duster! Lol..

And electric toothbrush

I'd ask Dick the satisfy her "

beans...a big tin of them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Twix, one finger in the mouth, one up the bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Twix, one finger in the mouth, one up the bum"

Teddy Bear. I'd cut a hole and use it on him like a flashlight.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Definitely an aubergine and a tube of KY

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Teddy Bear. I'd cut a hole and use it on him like a flashlight. "

Dont you dare kill and bum Teddykins!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sound him with a knitting needle

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By *itzhallMan  over a year ago

birchington

Hand cranked whisk... Nipple fun ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sound him with a knitting needle "

You scare me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fresh ginger inhis penis and arse.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hand cranked whisk... Nipple fun ?? "

Liquidiser....you can drink your own balls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fresh ginger inhis penis and arse. "

That is a recognised sexual thing so you can't have that!!

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By *s_macWoman  over a year ago

Traffic land


"Fresh ginger inhis penis and arse. "

I’d write something for her, the brain is the largest sexual organ, ya know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Auto asphyxiation with garish pants

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fresh ginger inhis penis and arse.

That is a recognised sexual thing so you can't have that!! "

Okay with daikon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fresh ginger inhis penis and arse.

That is a recognised sexual thing so you can't have that!!

Okay with daikon "

A Japanese camera?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fresh ginger inhis penis and arse.

That is a recognised sexual thing so you can't have that!!

Okay with daikon

A Japanese camera? "

Kinky! No, the winter radish daikon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fresh ginger inhis penis and arse.

That is a recognised sexual thing so you can't have that!!

Okay with daikon

A Japanese camera?

Kinky! No, the winter radish daikon "

For you miss- duct tape and gravy!

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

Haribo star mix

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vinal recordings of 1950's Londoners spinning on his nipples

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Garden hedge trimmers and some eunuch roleplay

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"Garden hedge trimmers and some eunuch roleplay "

Some cable ties and a rolled up copy of the Sunday Sport

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Dustpan and brush.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Garden hedge trimmers and some eunuch roleplay

Some cable ties and a rolled up copy of the Sunday Sport"

Guardian, please!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dustpan and brush. "

Popping candy and a feather duster.

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By *ure_heatMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"Dustpan and brush. "

A Twister ice lolly! Fucked with it until it melted!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dustpan and brush.

A Twister ice lolly! Fucked with it until it melted!"

Whipped cream and my mouth!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Creamhorn and a vacuum bag

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Crocodile clips and a spatula

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A kipper and a smile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Crocodile clips and a spatula "

Baby oil and a fly swatter

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By *retty womanWoman  over a year ago

Near Bournemouth


"Crocodile clips and a spatula "

My wooden spoon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A pair of tweezers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My belt

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By *naquest321Man  over a year ago

Carlisle

Her killer heels ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A nappy and a bonnet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A nappy and a bonnet."
lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Carpet gripper

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By *iss.RedWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Carpet gripper"

Feather duster and some rubber gloves

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A mannequin!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A draught excluder and some Fado music.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lucozade bottle

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"A draught excluder and some Fado music."

Feather duster and some baby oil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Leather gloves and a rubber mallet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A forknknife

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A tennis ball

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By *illyjohnyCouple  over a year ago

brighton

Within reach there is a full fruit bowl with 7 banana's , 2 apples , 5 small round plums , 2 large conference pears , 1 large orange and 2 clementine's .

Could have a whole lot of fruity fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Within reach there is a full fruit bowl with 7 banana's , 2 apples , 5 small round plums , 2 large conference pears , 1 large orange and 2 clementine's .

Could have a whole lot of fruity fun "

But no pineapples! Phew!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Within reach there is a full fruit bowl with 7 banana's , 2 apples , 5 small round plums , 2 large conference pears , 1 large orange and 2 clementine's .

Could have a whole lot of fruity fun

But no pineapples! Phew! "

I can supply the pineapple

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Wet wipes and vasoline

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A lynx can and a sky remote!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fidget spinner and toothpaste

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Fidget spinner and toothpaste "

Pringles tube filled with rice. Up his arse so when he walks he sounds like maracas.

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Fidget spinner and toothpaste

Pringles tube filled with rice. Up his arse so when he walks he sounds like maracas. "

Logo and mayonnaise

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The cast of Die Hard, who'll perform the film for you live in your living room, followed by bukkake

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The cast of Die Hard, who'll perform the film for you live in your living room, followed by bukkake "

Pipe cleaners. Anywhere I can force them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The cast of Die Hard, who'll perform the film for you live in your living room, followed by bukkake

Pipe cleaners. Anywhere I can force them. "

So mean tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A pantomime horse suit and a choice...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A hard hat and ear muffs

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan  over a year ago

london


"A hard hat and ear muffs"

Telescope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A hard hat and ear muffs

Telescope "

You sound fairly easy to entertain without props

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A hard hat and ear muffs

Telescope

You sound fairly easy to entertain without props "

Assorted Lego pieces and an action man. Lego hurts enough when stood on! Imagine playing with it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A shoelace and a trampoline

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A tea bag and a sling shot

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan  over a year ago

london


"A hard hat and ear muffs

Telescope

You sound fairly easy to entertain without props "

How’s that then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Spit and polish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Henry the hover

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Henry the hover "

Ice cube and a hot flannel

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Henry the hover

Ice cube and a hot flannel"

A saveloy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Henry the hover

Ice cube and a hot flannel

A saveloy."

saveloy saveloy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A whoopie cushion and pair of spectacles with a nose and false moustache attached.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A hedgehog.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A hedgehog. "

Think that’s illegal.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A whoopie cushion and pair of spectacles with a nose and false moustache attached. "
now Tha sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An exploding cigar and a tutu.

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By *witch4Fun24Couple  over a year ago

Leicester

A silk scarf and some coconut oil my hands and body can provide everything else needed for a great sensory play session

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"A silk scarf and some coconut oil my hands and body can provide everything else needed for a great sensory play session"

A french stick and some Swarfega

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A hedgehog.

Think that’s illegal. "

I won't tell if you won't.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A dog cage and a rubber bone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A silk scarf and some coconut oil my hands and body can provide everything else needed for a great sensory play session

A french stick and some Swarfega "

That really made me laugh.

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By *witch4Fun24Couple  over a year ago

Leicester


"A silk scarf and some coconut oil my hands and body can provide everything else needed for a great sensory play session

A french stick and some Swarfega "

I take mine back, your alternative suggestion is much better :D I love the smell of swarfega! And I like to eat something during a long session so can nibble on the bread whilst they are zoned out :D

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By *traightguy101Man  over a year ago

Darlington


"A silk scarf and some coconut oil my hands and body can provide everything else needed for a great sensory play session"

Bandana blindfold and a big feather (and my tongue)

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"A silk scarf and some coconut oil my hands and body can provide everything else needed for a great sensory play session

Bandana blindfold and a big feather (and my tongue) "

A boomerang and a piece of cheese.

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By *traightguy101Man  over a year ago

Darlington


"A silk scarf and some coconut oil my hands and body can provide everything else needed for a great sensory play session

Bandana blindfold and a big feather (and my tongue)

A boomerang and a piece of cheese."

Something to catch and something to eat. Yesss

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