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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How do you become a lord? It seems as if you have a few millions you can join the club? Does anybody know how it works? Is there an application process with some criteria?

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By *itzhallMan over a year ago

birchington

I bought a title some years ago for the princely sum of £20

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Groupon!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Marry a Lady.

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By *eedsandyMan over a year ago

Leeds

"Marry a Lady."

That doesn't work.

A woman who marries a Lord becomes a Lady.

A man who marries a Lady, does not become a Lord.

The rules are ancient and sexism still applies.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Marry a Lady.

That doesn't work.

A woman who marries a Lord becomes a Lady.

A man who marries a Lady, does not become a Lord.

The rules are ancient and sexism still applies."

Nice to see something in the females favour.

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By *eedsandyMan over a year ago

Leeds

Not really. When the rules were invented, she couldn't be a Lady in her own right, she only became a Lady through a man.

A good old fashioned possession!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m sure I read that buying the title or such things as a square foot of land in Scotland for example don’t actually count for getting the title

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He’s got more threads than a t suit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not really. When the rules were invented, she couldn't be a Lady in her own right, she only became a Lady through a man.

A good old fashioned possession!"

I presume ladies get the title of Baroness

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He’s got more threads than a t suit."

Haha I’m cutting it down, bare with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ex is a Lord now, he won't have paid much for the title x

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By *uited staffs guyMan over a year ago

staffordshire

Donate money to the government- worked fine for Lord Ashcroft, didn’t even need to pay taxes just donate to the party

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By *eedsandyMan over a year ago

Leeds

"Not really. When the rules were invented, she couldn't be a Lady in her own right, she only became a Lady through a man.

A good old fashioned possession!

I presume ladies get the title of Baroness "

A Lady is a Baroness yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He’s got more threads than a t suit.

Haha I’m cutting it down, bare with me

Haha

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By *eedsandyMan over a year ago

Leeds

But at least they are interesting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Marry a Lady."

There's plenty on here to choose from.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do you become a lord? It seems as if you have a few millions you can join the club? Does anybody know how it works? Is there an application process with some criteria?

Google is your friend

https://m.wikihow.com/Become-a-Lord#/Image:Transfer-Money-with-Western-Union-Step-7.jpg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So for as little as £30 you can become a Lord that's Dads bday present sorted he will love saying that

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By *eedsandyMan over a year ago

Leeds

"So for as little as £30 you can become a Lord that's Dads bday present sorted he will love saying that"

But it's like putting a Ferrari badge on a Hyundai. You can tell people that you own a Ferrari and point to the badge, but it isn't really a Ferrari.

And wasting £30 doesn't really make you a Lord.

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By *corpio67Man over a year ago

hillingdon

Get into the cabinet.

Spend 30 years screwing the country

Then retire

And they make you a Lord?!!!

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By *eedsandyMan over a year ago

Leeds

"Get into the cabinet.

Spend 30 years screwing the country

Then retire

And they make you a Lord?!!!"

And then you can continue screwing the country!

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"How do you become a lord? It seems as if you have a few millions you can join the club? Does anybody know how it works? Is there an application process with some criteria?

You're already there.

I frequently look at your pics and say "Good Lord!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How do you become a lord? It seems as if you have a few millions you can join the club? Does anybody know how it works? Is there an application process with some criteria?

You're already there.

I frequently look at your pics and say "Good Lord!""

Haha cheers

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