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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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Fook me you ARE old!!!!!
Jeeeze,
Hope you spend your birthday sorting out your will and choosing your coffin.
Now remember its not the coff you are coffin, but the coffin they carry you off in.....
...or some such like....i am crap....lol
Oh, and happy Bidet :D |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As its my birthday, and I know you've all been dying to know what it looks like, I've added the obligatory single male profile cock pic.
Only available for the duration of my birthday, so make the most of it, and take a look at my impressive cock |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"As its my birthday, and I know you've all been dying to know what it looks like, I've added the obligatory single male profile cock pic.
Only available for the duration of my birthday, so make the most of it, and take a look at my impressive cock"
IMPRESSIVE!!!!!!
(i am suprised they allowed that actually - but then- i suppose it does look a bit like you.....lol) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"PMSL how on earth did that get through 
He just looks a little hen pecked dont cha think.....lol"
Theres gonna be men weeping into their hands cos they hav'nt got a cock like that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"PMSL how on earth did that get through
He just looks a little hen pecked dont cha think.....lol
Who's a little feather plucker then?
Well you do look like you need a good plucking me lad!!!!"
Any time, just make sure you have warm hands |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"PMSL how on earth did that get through
He just looks a little hen pecked dont cha think.....lol
Who's a little feather plucker then?
Well you do look like you need a good plucking me lad!!!!
Any time, just make sure you have warm hands"
Warm hands???
Its 49 wax strips and a set of tweezers for you me lad!!!
And with a cock that big - time is of the essense.....lol
(45mins for every lb or summat isnt it....lol) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nope, nothing arranged between now and the BP. And yet, I'm still being called a tart
Thank you everyone, for giving me that warm gooey feeling inside....... no, hang on. Thats the half aero bar I left in my pocket. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nope, nothing arranged between now and the BP. And yet, I'm still being called a tart
Thank you everyone, for giving me that warm gooey feeling inside....... no, hang on. Thats the half aero bar I left in my pocket."
lmao theres a while between now and then....give it time.  |
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ok ok yes i looked lmao 
