"Could men all wear flourescent condoms so I can see them in the darkroom- then
a)I can find them
b)If I can't find them, I don't want them!
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Don't faint if i decide to replay a student prank and stretch one over my head.
"My word, who's that"
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over a year ago
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"Could men all wear flourescent condoms so I can see them in the darkroom- then
a)I can find them
b)If I can't find them, I don't want them!
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Only problem with wearing a luminous condom is........ (dunno about other blokes, or just me) I'd be too busy making lightsaber noises and giggling to myself  |
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Could all women put flourescent lipstick around the entrance to their fanny in the dark rooms, that way we can find out which ones have a fanny like a mouses ear'ole or a gaping chasm like the Mersey tunnel |
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"Could men all wear flourescent condoms so I can see them in the darkroom- then
a)I can find them
b)If I can't find them, I don't want them!
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you could always insert a mini maglite in your pussy to discretely improve your ability to find cock in the dark  |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"I'll just wear my diving boots, got my initials on them in flurescent green 
I spend enough time with MY foot in my mouth..... "
I could be so rude, but as I am a gentleman I will bite my tongue xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll just wear my diving boots, got my initials on them in flurescent green
I spend enough time with MY foot in my mouth.....
I could be so rude, but as I am a gentleman I will bite my tongue xx"
Well even I was thinking ...just the one?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Self lubricating arseholes
That reminds me, time for another beer , ta.
I was just about to say... most of them can open their own beer."
there is no holding back evolution. |
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We bought some in France last year. Caused a laugh at the 4some we had not long after we'd got home, we had to have the lights off to see if they worked. Watching a glowing cock disappearing and re-appearing on the backstroke caused hysterical laughter! |
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