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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh look Mildred, another one of 'those' is on the loose. You know who 'those' are don't you. Gosh yes another single guy is loose and on the prowl. Hungry and keen to make his prey. Heaven preserve us, who will protect us. Our last line of defense Mildred. We must use it now. Use it before we loose our chance, and fall fowl of this most wretched of creatures. Of course we want one. Who wouldn't. Look how delicious some of them are. Tempting us. luring us down into the depths of their depravity, forcing us into unspeakable acts from which we could never tell. Oh for the love of humanity. Oh Mildred quick, before it's too late. Do it now Mildred, he is beating the bloody door down. Quick Mildred quick for gods sake use it NOW!! "BLOCK"
Whew, that was a close one dear. Fancy a cup of tea? Oh look Mildred, another one of 'those' is on the loose. You know who 'those' are don't you!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My name is not Mildred" replied Rubidoux, as another enchantress pops up into view. Her filter intact as she levels her aim. For her it's a joke, diversion, a game. The net end result will still be the same. A poor wounded guy for us all to blame. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He judges does Biggles, that poor wounded man. He thinks we're all on here to take what we can. But what he will see if he opens his eyes, there's plenty of men here we let 'tween our thighs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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With her veri's lined up and saluting as ordered, she pushed out her boat and begged to be borded. But wait guys there's something that doesn't sit tight, the man on the left looks the same as the right and those in the middle are looking quite lame as every man and jack of them is one and the same.
You there on the left, eye's RIGHT!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ah but what you must see is once they board that boat Rubi jumps off and she casts them afloat. She sees all the creeps and she knows that they're lame she knows that in fab there's a few not the same. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Poor Rubi has cast all her Veri's afloat. Those Septuplet guys are all lost without hope. You must pity them all that one day she will find, compassion to bring them all back to her side.
As much as I'd love to continue this banter, off with a gallop, slow to a canter. The ups and the downs, like the seedling I've sown, can grow out of hand, on a life of their own.
To save the poor folk of the forum, from falling asleep from the boredom. I'll swallow my pride and step off to the side, and just get off this goddamn crazy ass sh!t ride I just started 
Y'all play nicely now, yah hear me! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh dear. Someone else taking this waaaay to seriously.
No need to go making it any bigger, honey. It's big enough already babe. I am sure we can both see that right now sugar. If it gets any bigger then damn thing will explode honey.
Chillax sweet cheeks. Enjoy it for what it was. A beautiful moment we shared on a beautiful spring Tuesday evening.
I don't know about you but I feel like lighting up a cigarette. And I don't even smoke |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And if all that don't get her all riled up then maybe, just maybe, there is a sense of humour in there that is as warped as mine is
It's all a bit of fun. Don't take it all seriously.
I hope some people at least got a smile out of it |
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