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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Buy the gorgeous house up the road and turn it into a swingers pad! Invitees only of course  "
As I started this thread and spured on your idea, we get first dibs don't we....  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Half to my sister. Half of my share to my charities. Buy my favourite house in Lyme Regis. Take everyone I like to Hawaii for the best holiday ever.
I wouldn't go to Hawaii for a bit  "
I like you. You're welcome to stay when the holiday is over. I'm sure I'll be able to pay for a shack on the beach.
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By (user no longer on site)
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First thing I'd do is buy my mate a house because we have a deal that if either of us win the lottery we'd buy a house for the other person.
Next thing I'd do is donate maybe 75% to several charities, the majority of it going to a cerebral palsy charity.
The rest I'd keep myself. I don't need a lot, just enough to live comfortably and buy the things I want.
Maybe invest a little too. Always wanted to dabble in the stock market. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Half to my sister. Half of my share to my charities. Buy my favourite house in Lyme Regis. Take everyone I like to Hawaii for the best holiday ever.
I wouldn't go to Hawaii for a bit
I like you. You're welcome to stay when the holiday is over. I'm sure I'll be able to pay for a shack on the beach.
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I think she meant the big volcano erupting  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"First thing I'd do is buy my mate a house because we have a deal that if either of us win the lottery we'd buy a house for the other person.
Next thing I'd do is donate maybe 75% to several charities, the majority of it going to a cerebral palsy charity.
The rest I'd keep myself. I don't need a lot, just enough to live comfortably and buy the things I want.
Maybe invest a little too. Always wanted to dabble in the stock market."
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"Half to my sister. Half of my share to my charities. Buy my favourite house in Lyme Regis. Take everyone I like to Hawaii for the best holiday ever.
I wouldn't go to Hawaii for a bit
I like you. You're welcome to stay when the holiday is over. I'm sure I'll be able to pay for a shack on the beach.
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I pretty much live in a shack on the beach but a change of scenery is always welcome. |
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"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?
Mrs x
Learn to drive
Buy a car
Buy a house
Buy the country then you won't need to.learn to drive as you will make the rules.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"First thing I'd do is buy my mate a house because we have a deal that if either of us win the lottery we'd buy a house for the other person.
Next thing I'd do is donate maybe 75% to several charities, the majority of it going to a cerebral palsy charity.
The rest I'd keep myself. I don't need a lot, just enough to live comfortably and buy the things I want.
Maybe invest a little too. Always wanted to dabble in the stock market.
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Do you have something stuck in your eye? Would you like me to help you get it out? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The answer to the question is nothing or at least as little difference as having a shit load of money can do!.
No good will come of it so what's the point? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Probably the same as I'm doing now. Plodding along and seeing what takes my fancy and where life leads. "
Sensible post Rubidoux... Ok, what has Fab done with her, bring her back!  |
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I hope to sell my businesses very soon and then I would never need to work, but that would kill me! So I intend to split my wealth into 2, a living fund and I wanna buy a boat, then a charity fund with which I will give the yearly interest from that fund to worthy causes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"First thing I'd do is buy my mate a house because we have a deal that if either of us win the lottery we'd buy a house for the other person.
Next thing I'd do is donate maybe 75% to several charities, the majority of it going to a cerebral palsy charity.
The rest I'd keep myself. I don't need a lot, just enough to live comfortably and buy the things I want.
Maybe invest a little too. Always wanted to dabble in the stock market.
Do you have something stuck in your eye? Would you like me to help you get it out? "
Yes please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"First thing I'd do is buy my mate a house because we have a deal that if either of us win the lottery we'd buy a house for the other person.
Next thing I'd do is donate maybe 75% to several charities, the majority of it going to a cerebral palsy charity.
The rest I'd keep myself. I don't need a lot, just enough to live comfortably and buy the things I want.
Maybe invest a little too. Always wanted to dabble in the stock market.
Do you have something stuck in your eye? Would you like me to help you get it out?
Yes please "
I'll just get on my pushbike, I'll be there in about five months. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Half to my sister. Half of my share to my charities. Buy my favourite house in Lyme Regis. Take everyone I like to Hawaii for the best holiday ever.
I wouldn't go to Hawaii for a bit
I like you. You're welcome to stay when the holiday is over. I'm sure I'll be able to pay for a shack on the beach.
I think she meant the big volcano erupting "
That's only one island.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I hope to sell my businesses very soon and then I would never need to work, but that would kill me! So I intend to split my wealth into 2, a living fund and I wanna buy a boat, then a charity fund with which I will give the yearly interest from that fund to worthy causes"
Ok what's happening to Fab tonight?? Sensible comments by our cheekiest forumites |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"First thing I'd do is buy my mate a house because we have a deal that if either of us win the lottery we'd buy a house for the other person.
Next thing I'd do is donate maybe 75% to several charities, the majority of it going to a cerebral palsy charity.
The rest I'd keep myself. I don't need a lot, just enough to live comfortably and buy the things I want.
Maybe invest a little too. Always wanted to dabble in the stock market.
Do you have something stuck in your eye? Would you like me to help you get it out?
Yes please
I'll just get on my pushbike, I'll be there in about five months."
Peddle man, peddle!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Half to my sister. Half of my share to my charities. Buy my favourite house in Lyme Regis. Take everyone I like to Hawaii for the best holiday ever.
I wouldn't go to Hawaii for a bit
I like you. You're welcome to stay when the holiday is over. I'm sure I'll be able to pay for a shack on the beach.
I think she meant the big volcano erupting
That's only one island.
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It's also the best island |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First thing I'd do is buy my mate a house because we have a deal that if either of us win the lottery we'd buy a house for the other person.
Next thing I'd do is donate maybe 75% to several charities, the majority of it going to a cerebral palsy charity.
The rest I'd keep myself. I don't need a lot, just enough to live comfortably and buy the things I want.
Maybe invest a little too. Always wanted to dabble in the stock market.
Do you have something stuck in your eye? Would you like me to help you get it out?
Yes please
I'll just get on my pushbike, I'll be there in about five months.
Peddle man, peddle!!!!! "
Well, I could but only if you don't mind putting me in your back bedroom whilst I recover for a fortnight. I'll end up with legs like a rickshaw coolie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hope to sell my businesses very soon and then I would never need to work, but that would kill me! So I intend to split my wealth into 2, a living fund and I wanna buy a boat, then a charity fund with which I will give the yearly interest from that fund to worthy causes"
Define worthy.so many charities are corrupt
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Racecars
Lots of racecars 
I’d put a lot of it into small local charities, the big ones such as the RSPCA can fuck right off. Such charities deserve to be shut down and their funding redistributed to rescues that actually help animals.
I’d also like to try do something about the local homeless situation. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"First thing I'd do is buy my mate a house because we have a deal that if either of us win the lottery we'd buy a house for the other person.
Next thing I'd do is donate maybe 75% to several charities, the majority of it going to a cerebral palsy charity.
The rest I'd keep myself. I don't need a lot, just enough to live comfortably and buy the things I want.
Maybe invest a little too. Always wanted to dabble in the stock market.
Do you have something stuck in your eye? Would you like me to help you get it out?
Yes please
I'll just get on my pushbike, I'll be there in about five months.
Peddle man, peddle!!!!!
Well, I could but only if you don't mind putting me in your back bedroom whilst I recover for a fortnight. I'll end up with legs like a rickshaw coolie."
Do you require a deep tissue massage sir? I have been told my hands work magic in certain areas |
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"I would buy a house with a swimming pool , a hot tub and a sauna. Six bedrooms each en suite and a dressing room with walk in wardrobes. I would never do housework again. "
Its a bugger that cleaning job |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"First thing I'd do is buy my mate a house because we have a deal that if either of us win the lottery we'd buy a house for the other person.
Next thing I'd do is donate maybe 75% to several charities, the majority of it going to a cerebral palsy charity.
The rest I'd keep myself. I don't need a lot, just enough to live comfortably and buy the things I want.
Maybe invest a little too. Always wanted to dabble in the stock market.
Do you have something stuck in your eye? Would you like me to help you get it out?
Yes please
I'll just get on my pushbike, I'll be there in about five months.
Peddle man, peddle!!!!!
Well, I could but only if you don't mind putting me in your back bedroom whilst I recover for a fortnight. I'll end up with legs like a rickshaw coolie.
Do you require a deep tissue massage sir? I have been told my hands work magic in certain areas "
I most certainly would, just to see what kind of magic they work. Although at this moment I would love one, I was playing airsoft yesterday and my legs, back and neck are killing me. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?
Mrs x"
By a nice house for me
By 10-20 normal houses and rent them out to keep the cash comeing in
By a 1960s doge charger
Have a shofar on 24 7 hiyer.
And if I'm still single after all that then ill take the next best thing and by me a girlfriend and family
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?
Mrs x
By a nice house for me
By 10-20 normal houses and rent them out to keep the cash comeing in
By a 1960s doge charger
Have a shofar on 24 7 hiyer.
And if I'm still single after all that then ill take the next best thing and by me a girlfriend and family
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Oh Seeside, you're so cute, I will let you bid for me. Start bid at 50p you will have to put up with the kids we already have though.... |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?
Mrs x
By a nice house for me
By 10-20 normal houses and rent them out to keep the cash comeing in
By a 1960s doge charger
Have a shofar on 24 7 hiyer.
And if I'm still single after all that then ill take the next best thing and by me a girlfriend and family
Oh Seeside, you're so cute, I will let you bid for me. Start bid at 50p you will have to put up with the kids we already have though.... "
That wood be just fine as long as you'd be happy to have 1 mor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would employ someone to do all my chores and to care for a family member that I currently look after so I could have more breaks away visiting friends
Apart from that I'm pretty content really. Would put loads of money into the RGT and assist where possible as greyhounds are my big love.
I would also see if I could put investment into my village and surrounding areas to help improve things and so there is more stuff for teenagers to do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Secure the financial future of my son.
Give anonymously to a very small group of people i care about in the hope that it makes their life easier and gives them opportunities they may not currently have
Invest ...probably offshore....in a range of funds etc and use the interest earned to support those with a vision for businesses that improve the lives of others on the condition that if they are successful financially they then do the same
Live quietly anonymously and without stuff and the trappings of success. I know they don't make you happy.
And I hope never forget that it's not how much we have that measures us but how we use it to support those in need....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?
Mrs x
By a nice house for me
By 10-20 normal houses and rent them out to keep the cash comeing in
By a 1960s doge charger
Have a shofar on 24 7 hiyer.
And if I'm still single after all that then ill take the next best thing and by me a girlfriend and family
Oh Seeside, you're so cute, I will let you bid for me. Start bid at 50p you will have to put up with the kids we already have though....
That wood be just fine as long as you'd be happy to have 1 mor "
Multi tasking is what women do best |
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"Rescue all the old poorly dogs that get put into rescue centres and give them a happy last home before they pass away."
u stole my idea!!!!!!! Lol i wud buy so many animal shelters for dogs & cats with well paid staff and yes look after all they elderly pets!!
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?
Mrs x
By a nice house for me
By 10-20 normal houses and rent them out to keep the cash comeing in
By a 1960s doge charger
Have a shofar on 24 7 hiyer.
And if I'm still single after all that then ill take the next best thing and by me a girlfriend and family
Oh Seeside, you're so cute, I will let you bid for me. Start bid at 50p you will have to put up with the kids we already have though....
That wood be just fine as long as you'd be happy to have 1 mor
Multi tasking is what women do best "
I'm.good at Multi tasking to. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?
Mrs x
By a nice house for me
By 10-20 normal houses and rent them out to keep the cash comeing in
By a 1960s doge charger
Have a shofar on 24 7 hiyer.
And if I'm still single after all that then ill take the next best thing and by me a girlfriend and family
Oh Seeside, you're so cute, I will let you bid for me. Start bid at 50p you will have to put up with the kids we already have though....
That wood be just fine as long as you'd be happy to have 1 mor
Multi tasking is what women do best
I'm.good at Multi tasking to. "
A man multi-tasking... this I would love to see |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'd probably buy the house I'm in and next doors too, hire a digger smash them to the ground, and build a detached house with 6 bedrooms mine would be ensuite, 2 bathrooms, and 2 large lounges, a kitchen for me and one for the kids.
Hire a cleaner.
Relax. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?
Mrs x
By a nice house for me
By 10-20 normal houses and rent them out to keep the cash comeing in
By a 1960s doge charger
Have a shofar on 24 7 hiyer.
And if I'm still single after all that then ill take the next best thing and by me a girlfriend and family
Oh Seeside, you're so cute, I will let you bid for me. Start bid at 50p you will have to put up with the kids we already have though....
That wood be just fine as long as you'd be happy to have 1 mor
Multi tasking is what women do best
I'm.good at Multi tasking to.
A man multi-tasking... this I would love to see "
We'll I do work in kitchens to start with witch needs multi-tasking.
Even now I'm multi-tasking.
I'm riteing this as i stroke the cat at the same time
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?
Mrs x
By a nice house for me
By 10-20 normal houses and rent them out to keep the cash comeing in
By a 1960s doge charger
Have a shofar on 24 7 hiyer.
And if I'm still single after all that then ill take the next best thing and by me a girlfriend and family
Oh Seeside, you're so cute, I will let you bid for me. Start bid at 50p you will have to put up with the kids we already have though....
That wood be just fine as long as you'd be happy to have 1 mor
Multi tasking is what women do best
I'm.good at Multi tasking to.
A man multi-tasking... this I would love to see
We'll I do work in kitchens to start with witch needs multi-tasking.
Even now I'm multi-tasking.
I'm riteing this as i stroke the cat at the same time
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My first job was working in the kitchens so in know exactly what you mean.
But right now all I can say is.... Lucky cat! |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?
Mrs x
By a nice house for me
By 10-20 normal houses and rent them out to keep the cash comeing in
By a 1960s doge charger
Have a shofar on 24 7 hiyer.
And if I'm still single after all that then ill take the next best thing and by me a girlfriend and family
Oh Seeside, you're so cute, I will let you bid for me. Start bid at 50p you will have to put up with the kids we already have though....
That wood be just fine as long as you'd be happy to have 1 mor
Multi tasking is what women do best
I'm.good at Multi tasking to.
A man multi-tasking... this I would love to see
We'll I do work in kitchens to start with witch needs multi-tasking.
Even now I'm multi-tasking.
I'm riteing this as i stroke the cat at the same time
My first job was working in the kitchens so in know exactly what you mean.
But right now all I can say is.... Lucky cat! "
We'll she's purring like a v8 so she's happy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?
Mrs x
By a nice house for me
By 10-20 normal houses and rent them out to keep the cash comeing in
By a 1960s doge charger
Have a shofar on 24 7 hiyer.
And if I'm still single after all that then ill take the next best thing and by me a girlfriend and family
Oh Seeside, you're so cute, I will let you bid for me. Start bid at 50p you will have to put up with the kids we already have though....
That wood be just fine as long as you'd be happy to have 1 mor
Multi tasking is what women do best
I'm.good at Multi tasking to.
A man multi-tasking... this I would love to see
We'll I do work in kitchens to start with witch needs multi-tasking.
Even now I'm multi-tasking.
I'm riteing this as i stroke the cat at the same time
My first job was working in the kitchens so in know exactly what you mean.
But right now all I can say is.... Lucky cat!
We'll she's purring like a v8 so she's happy "
She's not the only one |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"If you had more money than you can shake a stick at, what would you do with it?
Mrs x
By a nice house for me
By 10-20 normal houses and rent them out to keep the cash comeing in
By a 1960s doge charger
Have a shofar on 24 7 hiyer.
And if I'm still single after all that then ill take the next best thing and by me a girlfriend and family
Oh Seeside, you're so cute, I will let you bid for me. Start bid at 50p you will have to put up with the kids we already have though....
That wood be just fine as long as you'd be happy to have 1 mor
Multi tasking is what women do best
I'm.good at Multi tasking to.
A man multi-tasking... this I would love to see
We'll I do work in kitchens to start with witch needs multi-tasking.
Even now I'm multi-tasking.
I'm riteing this as i stroke the cat at the same time
My first job was working in the kitchens so in know exactly what you mean.
But right now all I can say is.... Lucky cat!
We'll she's purring like a v8 so she's happy
She's not the only one "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd open up a flower shop and learn how to make bouquets and flower decorations. "
I love flowers and gardening
But my hayfever likes to bring me challenges  |
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"I'd probably buy the house I'm in and next doors too, hire a digger smash them to the ground, and build a detached house with 6 bedrooms mine would be ensuite, 2 bathrooms, and 2 large lounges, a kitchen for me and one for the kids.
Hire a cleaner.
Relax. "
Cleaner here, offering his services. Also a gardener too. I accept payment in the form of jaffa cakes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd probably buy the house I'm in and next doors too, hire a digger smash them to the ground, and build a detached house with 6 bedrooms mine would be ensuite, 2 bathrooms, and 2 large lounges, a kitchen for me and one for the kids.
Hire a cleaner.
Relax.
Cleaner here, offering his services. Also a gardener too. I accept payment in the form of jaffa cakes. "
This isn't a job offering thread!! If it was I'd offer jaffa cakes, hob nobs and a slice of cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd open up a flower shop and learn how to make bouquets and flower decorations.
I love flowers and gardening
But my hayfever likes to bring me challenges "
I only get it very mild but nasturtiums make my nose very itchy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd probably buy the house I'm in and next doors too, hire a digger smash them to the ground, and build a detached house with 6 bedrooms mine would be ensuite, 2 bathrooms, and 2 large lounges, a kitchen for me and one for the kids.
Hire a cleaner.
Relax.
Cleaner here, offering his services. Also a gardener too. I accept payment in the form of jaffa cakes.
This isn't a job offering thread!! If it was I'd offer jaffa cakes, hob nobs and a slice of cake "
Deal! But change cake to warm apple pie and whipped cream. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd open up a flower shop and learn how to make bouquets and flower decorations.
I love flowers and gardening
But my hayfever likes to bring me challenges
I only get it very mild but nasturtiums make my nose very itchy."
Syringas, grass cutting and clematis brings on my early morning sniffles |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd probably buy the house I'm in and next doors too, hire a digger smash them to the ground, and build a detached house with 6 bedrooms mine would be ensuite, 2 bathrooms, and 2 large lounges, a kitchen for me and one for the kids.
Hire a cleaner.
Relax.
Cleaner here, offering his services. Also a gardener too. I accept payment in the form of jaffa cakes.
This isn't a job offering thread!! If it was I'd offer jaffa cakes, hob nobs and a slice of cake
Deal! But change cake to warm apple pie and whipped cream. "
Ok |
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"I'd probably buy the house I'm in and next doors too, hire a digger smash them to the ground, and build a detached house with 6 bedrooms mine would be ensuite, 2 bathrooms, and 2 large lounges, a kitchen for me and one for the kids.
Hire a cleaner.
Relax.
Cleaner here, offering his services. Also a gardener too. I accept payment in the form of jaffa cakes.
This isn't a job offering thread!! If it was I'd offer jaffa cakes, hob nobs and a slice of cake
Deal! But change cake to warm apple pie and whipped cream.
Ok "
I'm packing my bags right now, don't worry about digs, I'll sleep under the car like a cat. |
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I'd find a cure for cancer, take all the world's children out of poverty, decommission the world's nuclear weapons bring world peace and make vimto and bacon butties free for everybody.
But hey, that's me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd probably buy the house I'm in and next doors too, hire a digger smash them to the ground, and build a detached house with 6 bedrooms mine would be ensuite, 2 bathrooms, and 2 large lounges, a kitchen for me and one for the kids.
Hire a cleaner.
Relax.
Cleaner here, offering his services. Also a gardener too. I accept payment in the form of jaffa cakes.
This isn't a job offering thread!! If it was I'd offer jaffa cakes, hob nobs and a slice of cake
Deal! But change cake to warm apple pie and whipped cream.
Ok
I'm packing my bags right now, don't worry about digs, I'll sleep under the car like a cat. "
Standard stalkerish demeanour |
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"I'd find a cure for cancer, take all the world's children out of poverty, decommission the world's nuclear weapons bring world peace and make vimto and bacon butties free for everybody.
But hey, that's me "
You should be king of the UK!! |
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"I'd find a cure for cancer, take all the world's children out of poverty, decommission the world's nuclear weapons bring world peace and make vimto and bacon butties free for everybody.
But hey, that's me
You should be king of the UK!! "
I applied but didn't even get an interview, I think they gave it to someone in the family, bloody closed shop that job, sent my cv and everything. |
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over a year ago
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"I hope to sell my businesses very soon and then I would never need to work, but that would kill me! So I intend to split my wealth into 2, a living fund and I wanna buy a boat, then a charity fund with which I will give the yearly interest from that fund to worthy causes
Define worthy.so many charities are corrupt
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I agree the national lottery has billions in the bank for charity issues .
I also here only about 10p in the pound reaches the said charity .
The lottery earns millions a month interest alone so leave them deal with tge charities .
Sometimes charities need workers more than money |
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"I'd find a cure for cancer, take all the world's children out of poverty, decommission the world's nuclear weapons bring world peace and make vimto and bacon butties free for everybody.
But hey, that's me "
What will you do for the rest of the week ? |
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I would make sure my kids, few family members and friends lived comfortable.. Move away to a little village, buy a country pub.. Have swingers nights and then vanilla nights.. The excitement of the vanillas not knowing what went on could be fun... The rest I would probably give away to those most deserving.. |
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over a year ago
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Get my greyhound a load of friends and a big open field so they can run and play all day. And seeing as he just wants to be on my bed all day, buy them all human sized beds to lounge around on. |
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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago
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1 - pay my debts
2 - buy a nice big house for me including a heated pool and hot tub... also hire cleaner and gardener lol
3 - nice car
4 - treat myself to a holiday, probably the Caribbean somewhere
5 - host parties at my house
6 - give some to my family
7 - promised to pay off a friends sons tuition fees for Juliards if I ever won millions on the lottery (he still has 60k to raise so he can finish his course)
8 - another holiday or 2 lol
Got this all planned out.
Also I would still work, but I would probably go part time or summit, definitely no overtime lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Money it's a gas... grab that cash with both hands and make a stash. Sorry a pink moment
Did I mention I'm working Roger Waters gig in Hyde Park....?  "
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I've always had a deep respect and I mean that most sincere
The band is just fantastic thats really what I think,
Oh and by the way, which one's Pink?  |
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Give a wad of notes to random people, pay off all my friends and families mortgages and buy the rest houses.
Obviously there's lots more I'd do but those are the first things that come to mind. |
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"Money it's a gas... grab that cash with both hands and make a stash. Sorry a pink moment
Did I mention I'm working Roger Waters gig in Hyde Park....? "
Your suddenly my new bestest friend any tickets going mate. Not to close to the front mind I don't fancy wiping his spit off me.... Seen him twice the man is genius and so very deep in the craziest of ways. Not jealous 1 bit no sireeee  |
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"Money it's a gas... grab that cash with both hands and make a stash. Sorry a pink moment
Did I mention I'm working Roger Waters gig in Hyde Park....? .
I've always had a deep respect and I mean that most sincere
The band is just fantastic thats really what I think,
Oh and by the way, which one's Pink? "
Close but no cigar. Tut tut tut |
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If we're talking really really big money.....
Buy myself a house and probably a couple of cars and hold enough back to live on comfortably for the rest of my life.
Make sure my sister and her family had the same.
Look after a couple of close friends, pay off mortgages, buy houses for them.
Invest the rest in a high interest account and spend the rest of my life distributing the interest to worthy causes and people in my community.
What an awesome way to spend the rest of days, helping people and enriching their lives.....
Imagine waking up every day with a huge smile on your face and going to bed every night knowing you'd made a difference..... |
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Make sure my immediate family were financially sorted.
Set a monthly donation to several charities I support.
Get the cosmetic surgery's I want but will never afford.
Then be like any normal female my age and spend frivolously, while enjoying every moment of it and holiday, a lot. |
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By *htcMan
over a year ago
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all profits from money in the bank give to only animal charity's.
create a worldwide business and property empire global, all profits give to only animal charity's.
i would only consider any money to give to animal charity's, none others, and check that they are not wasting the money. |
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"Look after the people closest to me and then go off the deep end
Of your own brand new olympic sized marble swimming pool (with wave machine) "
It says we are within 5 miles, does that mean we are closest to you |
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