Buy shoes the right size, even when they are in a sale... they may well stretch a bit over time, but not 2 sizes.
The 5 second rule does not apply if it lands in dog shit.
You may not be as ugly as you thought you were before you joined a swinging site, but you sure ain't as pretty as you think you are now.
Forcing as many fingers in as quickly as you can is not erotic.
Penny for the Guy is not the current value of single men on fabs.
If you have to ask people "am I stupid" then you probably are.
Picking the nose of a coma patient is not one of your 5 a day.
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"Watch film 4 tonight for a film that makes me happy!
Hope it makes you happy too- its called Chocolat!"
One of my favourite books, if you enjoyed that film get the books blackberry wine and five quarts of orange. Brilliant books. I couldnt get into the film as id read the book |
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"Watch film 4 tonight for a film that makes me happy!
Hope it makes you happy too- its called Chocolat!
One of my favourite books, if you enjoyed that film get the books blackberry wine and five quarts of orange. Brilliant books. I couldnt get into the film as id read the book"
The follow up book - The Lollipop Shoes - continues the story of Vianne and Anouk and is excellent |
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"Watch film 4 tonight for a film that makes me happy!
Hope it makes you happy too- its called Chocolat!
One of my favourite books, if you enjoyed that film get the books blackberry wine and five quarts of orange. Brilliant books. I couldnt get into the film as id read the book
The follow up book - The Lollipop Shoes - continues the story of Vianne and Anouk and is excellent"
oh thanks for that, i leant all mine out but didnt know there was a follow up |
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A tip for ladies losing weight.
Cook small portions and make sure it is a small portion for one. Replace half of your usual meat and potatoes with more leafy stuff. After a few weeks your partner will be so pissed off they’ll kick you out and you’ll have to survive on benefits.
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Smarties tubes pushed over cats' legs make for a futuristic 'space cat'. For a really space age look, cover the tubes in tin foil as well as your pet's tail. This also works with small dogs and the middles out of kitchen rolls.
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Be careful with the hottest chillis. They sting twice. Once when, you eat it, once when it comes out.
If you are unlucky the third during the splashback.
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instead of buying expensive cigarette filters...use small pieces of loo roll wrapped around a small cardpaper tube.
best if the loo roll doesnt have snot or shite on it |
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When you purchase electrical items that come in a large cardboard box, bin the box but carefully cut out the section with the serial number and barcodes- product codes on them and store with the receipt.  |
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"When you purchase electrical items that come in a large cardboard box, bin the box but carefully cut out the section with the serial number and barcodes- product codes on them and store with the receipt. "
Or converesely, when you've been out looting, carefully take the serial number of the back/side of the TV/PVR/Blueray/PS3, place it in the box and dispose of it intelligently ie in a dislked neighbours bin on refuse collection day. Not too close to home mind. |
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grow and aloa vera cactus on your windowsill. cures cuts, spots, settles stomach, softens skin and taken in small pieces daily improves functioning of immune system.
Couple a quid at your local market and job done. |
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