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The person above has stood you up
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"Because he knew I wanted the whole cake. 
Because I'm way too nosey
His trousers fell down and he tripped over them and hurt himself. "
Because she was worried I'd pinch her pink fishnets  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had dirty fingernails 
I have better thighs
He was trapped in his egg on a mountain top
He was too busy admiring his butt in the mirror  "
Couldn't decide between hundreds of identical red dress |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cos i was crap.at making conversation
Cos she got to busy taking pics
He got done for speeding "
She got caught playing knock a door run at donald trumps house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cos i was crap.at making conversation
Cos she got to busy taking pics
He got done for speeding
She just didn't turn up "
She couldn’t find Plymouth gin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cos i was crap.at making conversation
Cos she got to busy taking pics
He got done for speeding
She just didn't turn up
She couldn’t find Plymouth gin
He slipped on a banana skin "
Could only find 5 shoes |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Cos i was crap.at making conversation
Cos she got to busy taking pics
He got done for speeding
She just didn't turn up
She couldn’t find Plymouth gin
He slipped on a banana skin
Could only find 5 shoes"
Pulled his finger and followed through |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cos i was crap.at making conversation
Cos she got to busy taking pics
He got done for speeding
She just didn't turn up
She couldn’t find Plymouth gin
He slipped on a banana skin
Could only find 5 shoes
Pulled his finger and followed through "
Couldn't get her wedding ring off! |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Cos i was crap.at making conversation
Cos she got to busy taking pics
He got done for speeding
She just didn't turn up
She couldn’t find Plymouth gin
He slipped on a banana skin
Could only find 5 shoes
Pulled his finger and followed through
Couldn't get her wedding ring off! "
Haha we are not married.
Was cleaning his cats teeth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cos i was crap.at making conversation
Cos she got to busy taking pics
He got done for speeding
She just didn't turn up
She couldn’t find Plymouth gin
He slipped on a banana skin
Could only find 5 shoes
Pulled his finger and followed through
Couldn't get her wedding ring off!
Haha we are not married.
Was cleaning his cats teeth "
She was taken to the slaughter house mistaken for a sheep and he was busy saving her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He only meets VVVWE guys.
He couldn’t find any trousers to go over his thighs.
Was depressed watching leeds united blow it again"
Came in his pants before he left the house. |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"He only meets VVVWE guys.
He couldn’t find any trousers to go over his thighs.
Was depressed watching leeds united blow it again
Came in his pants before he left the house. "
He fell on a stone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He only meets VVVWE guys.
He couldn’t find any trousers to go over his thighs.
Was depressed watching leeds united blow it again
Came in his pants before he left the house.
He fell on a stone "
Her ship was late... disappointing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He only meets VVVWE guys.
He couldn’t find any trousers to go over his thighs.
Was depressed watching leeds united blow it again
Came in his pants before he left the house.
He fell on a stone "
She lost the message amongst the hundreds and thousands. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He only meets VVVWE guys.
He couldn’t find any trousers to go over his thighs.
Was depressed watching leeds united blow it again
Came in his pants before he left the house.
He fell on a stone
She lost the message amongst the hundreds and thousands. "
Got his cock caught in the zipper
Frank and beans |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He only meets VVVWE guys.
He couldn’t find any trousers to go over his thighs.
Was depressed watching leeds united blow it again
Came in his pants before he left the house.
He fell on a stone
She lost the message amongst the hundreds and thousands.
Got his cock caught in the zipper
Frank and beans "
Too busy making grown men wince... |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"He only meets VVVWE guys.
He couldn’t find any trousers to go over his thighs.
Was depressed watching leeds united blow it again
Came in his pants before he left the house.
He fell on a stone
She lost the message amongst the hundreds and thousands.
Got his cock caught in the zipper
Frank and beans
Too busy making grown men wince... "
Because he works 9 -5 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She found out I was 82 and balding
Because his name was Pinocchio
She was doing whatever a spider can.
Eight legs is a lot of action!!!
She is in Havanna "
Ooh la laa.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She found out I was 82 and balding
Because his name was Pinocchio
She was doing whatever a spider can.
Eight legs is a lot of action!!!
She is in Havanna
Ooh la laa..
la la "
Performing a Fabulous duet. |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"She found out I was 82 and balding
Because his name was Pinocchio
She was doing whatever a spider can.
Eight legs is a lot of action!!!
She is in Havanna
Ooh la laa..
la la
Performing a Fabulous duet. "
He had a better offer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She found out I was 82 and balding
Because his name was Pinocchio
She was doing whatever a spider can.
Eight legs is a lot of action!!!
She is in Havanna
Ooh la laa..
la la
Performing a Fabulous duet.
He had a better offer "
Not possible. |
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"She found out I was 82 and balding
Because his name was Pinocchio
She was doing whatever a spider can.
Eight legs is a lot of action!!!
She is in Havanna
Ooh la laa..
la la
Performing a Fabulous duet.
He had a better offer "
She had a much better offer. Same old I guess  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"She found out I was 82 and balding
Because his name was Pinocchio
She was doing whatever a spider can.
Eight legs is a lot of action!!!
She is in Havanna
Ooh la laa..
la la
Performing a Fabulous duet.
He had a better offer
She had a much better offer. Same old I guess "
His shiny motorbike wouldn't start  |
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"She found out I was 82 and balding
Because his name was Pinocchio
She was doing whatever a spider can.
Eight legs is a lot of action!!!
She is in Havanna
Ooh la laa..
la la
Performing a Fabulous duet.
He had a better offer
She had a much better offer. Same old I guess
His shiny motorbike wouldn't start "
Come on make it believable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She was too busy answering other people’s posts...
Because I didnt recognise her
Because I pretended to be a hot dude called Brad "
Got her bum stuck in the litter tray |
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