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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You're sitting down to a lovely breakfast with your favourite lady friend, you're talking dirty and things are getting hot, steamy, wet... you've run out of butter, you move over to your lady friend and (condentingly) slip your fingers inside her sopping wet love shrew, you spread her juices on your toast instead of the butter, which if you remember had run out.
Have you ever done this and was it better than using margarine?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Margarine is not good. If it's not real butter then love juice is the second best option surely?
I haven't tried it though. Condentingly or not. "
CONSENTINGLY !!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prefer the cock monsieur myself.
I'm not putting molten cheese on my cock again, I'd happily wrap ham around it though. "
I’ll drop an egg on it and we can call it a cock madame  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Prefer the cock monsieur myself.
I'm not putting molten cheese on my cock again, I'd happily wrap ham around it though.
I’ll drop an egg on it and we can call it a cock madame "
My cock is pretty feminine
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Prefer the cock monsieur myself.
I'm not putting molten cheese on my cock again, I'd happily wrap ham around it though.
I’ll drop an egg on it and we can call it a cock madame
My cock is pretty feminine
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If you dress it as a maid it could serve the breakfast? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Prefer the cock monsieur myself.
I'm not putting molten cheese on my cock again, I'd happily wrap ham around it though.
I’ll drop an egg on it and we can call it a cock madame
My cock is pretty feminine
If you dress it as a maid it could serve the breakfast? "
It could, it'll need robotic arms |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Prefer the cock monsieur myself.
I'm not putting molten cheese on my cock again, I'd happily wrap ham around it though.
I’ll drop an egg on it and we can call it a cock madame
My cock is pretty feminine
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Cockette if you will. |
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