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Name something that irritates you in porn.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That when I was a young teenager it was either a glimpse at top shelf or if lucky I'd find a random porn mag in a field.
Teenagers these days have it so easy what with mobiles and internet.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The fact that if they have sex outdoors on a Sunny day, they don’t really drip with perspiration.
If you’re really putting that much effort into a shag then the top lip at least will get sweaty.
Keep it real! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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it’s not real life...... which is probably why most single guys have high expectations from the women they meet, and why women are bitterly disappointed after the guy blows his load after just a few minutes of foreplay   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate it when they (male or female) are getting close to orgasm and they say ''Oh shit'',repeatedly.
Surely that phrase is for negative circumstances only.
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Ten minute blowjobs while the woman gags on some monster cock followed by 10 seconds of the man flicking his tongue over her clit and 20 seconds stabbing her fanny before jamming said monster cock in.
How some of the girls looked drugged and brain dead.
How some of the old dears look like they have dementia and are being abused. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ten minute blowjobs while the woman gags on some monster cock followed by 10 seconds of the man flicking his tongue over her clit and 20 seconds stabbing her fanny before jamming said monster cock in.
How some of the girls looked drugged and brain dead.
How some of the old dears look like they have dementia and are being abused. "
So true. Fake and abusive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ten minute blowjobs while the woman gags on some monster cock followed by 10 seconds of the man flicking his tongue over her clit and 20 seconds stabbing her fanny before jamming said monster cock in.
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Sums up pretty well why I dislike modern porn since this is mostly the case, barley a few seconds of the woman receiving oral if it even happens at all, no kissing and no attention whatsoever to the woman’s enjoyment of the sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People putting pressures on themselves to copy the sex
For example
Gangbang
Porn....edited, fluffers sucking cocks hard again off camera as well as using drugs to stay hard and not ejaculate, all the CRAP edited out.
Real life...someones poor wife getting a load of middle aged guys with 6 inch cocks grunting on her and blowing their loads for the husband and guys pleasure. No two 10 inch cocks DP'n her while she sucks another 10 inch cock ams holds on for dear life to another 2 10 inch cocks and pounded for 45 mins....
Total fantasy and fake. To have a gangbang with total strangers, is just a massive one night stand....awkward and NEVER lives up to the expectations the FAKE PORN has installed in people |
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"Everything about porn irritates me. Find it a total turn-off. "
The biggest turn off for us is the way it shapes peoples expectations of love and sex. Thankfully on fab, there's every chance filtering those who are immature in this regard. Freeking hate porn talk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ten minute blowjobs while the woman gags on some monster cock followed by 10 seconds of the man flicking his tongue over her clit and 20 seconds stabbing her fanny before jamming said monster cock in.
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Sums up pretty well why I dislike modern porn since this is mostly the case, barley a few seconds of the woman receiving oral if it even happens at all, no kissing and no attention whatsoever to the woman’s enjoyment of the sex."
That's why I watch gay men sex. |
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"20 minute build up and 3 mins sexi useally fast forward too the 3 min sex bit  "
Me too!
Irritating though. I’ll look for a longish film to use my rabbit to, fast forward to the penetration - and it’s all over long before I’ve cum! Bloody irritating!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish they would list the location in the credits. Some of the buildings they use are architecturally and historically very interesting and would be well worth a visit.
Also, they aught to list the prop supplier. There's been a few occasions when I've thought, I like that chair, that credenza or that statue in the corner but, you can't really trot off around town or, to an interior designer showing the video as you go, asking if they have that chair or can recreate that look. More information in the credits please!
I know that sounds jokey but, I have had those thoughts occasionally 
And, ladies...if you would like to keep your high heels on or, take them off, it's fine, as long as you are comfortable that's all that matters. Men, take your shoes and socks off... you look stupid!
What I find disturbing more than irritating is, that the use off petite girls that look under age is becoming more and more popular and in your face. I think it's a dangerous president to set and I don't want to be faced with young girls that look like my 14 year old niece while I navigate my way round... it's a real turn off. The only people that should be getting turned on by girls that look 14 are 14 year old boys and girls.
There's lots wrong with the porn industry which is why I don't tend to watch it much anymore. I find the sexualisation of girls that look under age particularly wrong! |
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"Ten minute blowjobs while the woman gags on some monster cock followed by 10 seconds of the man flicking his tongue over her clit and 20 seconds stabbing her fanny before jamming said monster cock in.
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Sums up pretty well why I dislike modern porn since this is mostly the case, barley a few seconds of the woman receiving oral if it even happens at all, no kissing and no attention whatsoever to the woman’s enjoyment of the sex.
That's why I watch gay men sex."
Same here - and because the men are way better looking than they are in straight porn. The guys in straight porn are usually fugly! |
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"20 minute build up and 3 mins sexi useally fast forward too the 3 min sex bit
Me too!
Irritating though. I’ll look for a longish film to use my rabbit to, fast forward to the penetration - and it’s all over long before I’ve cum! Bloody irritating! "
You're gonna need a faster rabbit  |
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The squealing of the oriental ladies.
The fact that blow jobs are truly terrible (in my opinion)
Fake everything, body parts, enjoyment, everything
But mainly.... the "lessons" it's teaching the vulnerable youth about sex
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"20 minute build up and 3 mins sexi useally fast forward too the 3 min sex bit
Me too!
Irritating though. I’ll look for a longish film to use my rabbit to, fast forward to the penetration - and it’s all over long before I’ve cum! Bloody irritating!
You're gonna need a faster rabbit "
Or a faster clitoris!  |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
PORN FACT
Did you know that all the moaning and groaning on porn is actually added in ADR ADDITIONAL DIALOGUE RECORDING
and not by the people in the film, and some of the voice-over artist are in their 60s |
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The intelligence insulting casting when you have beautiful young women apparently melting at the opportunity to fuck revolting, grubby, sweaty, unfit guys 30 years their senior (and it's not even some specialist 'granddad' genre). You rarely see it the other way round - stuff with younger men/older women is usually presented as a specific MILF fetish, like the idea of a big age gap in an ordinary MF scene would otherwise be repulsive. It just kind of feels to me like it perpetuates the entitlement to women - any woman - that some men have no matter how well or not they present themselves.
Spitting. Yuck.
Bad boob jobs - ridiculously unnaturally large and/or those that look painfully rigid. Not simply because of the aesthetics but because those women sadly felt it necessary to spoil their bodies in order to get on in porn.
The ecstasy some female porn stars can apparently get from sucking and licking dildos suggestively. Does that really happen in real life? It's a bit of inanimate plastic/rubber/glass FFS!
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"Ten minute blowjobs while the woman gags on some monster cock followed by 10 seconds of the man flicking his tongue over her clit and 20 seconds stabbing her fanny before jamming said monster cock in.
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Sums up pretty well why I dislike modern porn since this is mostly the case, barley a few seconds of the woman receiving oral if it even happens at all, no kissing and no attention whatsoever to the woman’s enjoyment of the sex.
That's why I watch gay men sex.
Same here - and because the men are way better looking than they are in straight porn. The guys in straight porn are usually fugly! "
Some guys that do gay porn ain't actually gay. It's got more money involved. |
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Bad camera angles or light
No or poor dialogue, I love a build up and hearing the interaction between them, The flirting what they want to do or doing during sex, I won't even watch porn if there is no sound |
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"Ten minute blowjobs while the woman gags on some monster cock followed by 10 seconds of the man flicking his tongue over her clit and 20 seconds stabbing her fanny before jamming said monster cock in.
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Sums up pretty well why I dislike modern porn since this is mostly the case, barley a few seconds of the woman receiving oral if it even happens at all, no kissing and no attention whatsoever to the woman’s enjoyment of the sex.
That's why I watch gay men sex.
Same here - and because the men are way better looking than they are in straight porn. The guys in straight porn are usually fugly!
Some guys that do gay porn ain't actually gay. It's got more money involved."
Excellent! That means there’s a very small chance I’ll get them in my bed one day after all! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I watch American porn for all the exotic locations they go to and then get all whimsy about having a beach holiday.
I prefer 70’s porn where the women are all big hair and long nails and the men look like Tom Selleck and they have pubes  |
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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago
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The dangerous current trend of pseudo-ince*tuous relationship films. The amount of films now being made with fake step-relations shagging each other is mind boggling. How can normalising this sort of thing be rightand who is getting their rocks off on it? I know porn is make believe and fantasy but some things should neither be sexualised or used as subject matter. |
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"Girls looking at the camera and talking / licking lips / pouting etc
Concentrate on the sex and not how sexy you think you look ffs
Hahaha that has to be the porn equivalent of the trout pout "
I make you right .. everyone loves a lil pic pout but when they are having sex ? Cmon if your gonna Fake it make sure you can pull it off pmsl |
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"The dangerous current trend of pseudo-ince*tuous relationship films. The amount of films now being made with fake step-relations shagging each other is mind boggling. How can normalising this sort of thing be rightand who is getting their rocks off on it? I know porn is make believe and fantasy but some things should neither be sexualised or used as subject matter. "
Agreed, Mr speaking, people know their viewing habits are being logged right, given the climate in regards abuse, would imagine some of this is questionable to begin with, same as teen... Its dangerous territory imho. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nobody wants to see condoms in porn. If your not clean and tested, shouldn't be on set
Couldn't disagree more. Condoms should be used in all porn movies to promote safe sex."
I disagree ...the purpose of porn is not to be educational ... a line its already difficult to draw for young people who thinks its a real life protrayal of how sex should be ... education on safe sex and realistic expectation of sex needs to be better instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Various things already mentioned but one thing i really hate is when the cameraman is bossing the performers aboyt or his hand strays into shot, especially when he moves in for a sneaky grope and the film isnt even about him. Just sod off behind the camera and stay there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to love porn, but the constant aggressive attitude to women puts me off! I'm no prude, I don't mind a bit of alpha male control, but does it have to be every film? Even Ben Dover, who the wife and I watched, because everyone in the film enjoyed themselves, is now all Dom and aggressive.Or am I just old and out of touch? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to love porn, but the constant aggressive attitude to women puts me off! I'm no prude, I don't mind a bit of alpha male control, but does it have to be every film? Even Ben Dover, who the wife and I watched, because everyone in the film enjoyed themselves, is now all Dom and aggressive.Or am I just old and out of touch?"
I agree, I like to see the woman showing pleasure, rather than just as a fuck toy for the man's gratification
Mr B |
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"I used to love porn, but the constant aggressive attitude to women puts me off! I'm no prude, I don't mind a bit of alpha male control, but does it have to be every film? Even Ben Dover, who the wife and I watched, because everyone in the film enjoyed themselves, is now all Dom and aggressive.Or am I just old and out of touch?
I agree, I like to see the woman showing pleasure, rather than just as a fuck toy for the man's gratification
Mr B"
Sometimes being a fuck toy for a man is the woman's pleasure, But I get what you're saying just pounding away does nothing for me |
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I don’t ike any form of story
Cringes the fuck out of me
Straight into it no hanging around please
Oh and for some reason British accents sound a bit wrong to me in porn - have no idea why ... possibly cos it reminds me how awful I sound on video pmsl |
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"Ten minute blowjobs while the woman gags on some monster cock followed by 10 seconds of the man flicking his tongue over her clit and 20 seconds stabbing her fanny before jamming said monster cock in.
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Sums up pretty well why I dislike modern porn since this is mostly the case, barley a few seconds of the woman receiving oral if it even happens at all, no kissing and no attention whatsoever to the woman’s enjoyment of the sex.
That's why I watch gay men sex."
Same here! |
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The "lessons" it's teaching the vulnerable youth about sex
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I remember a documentary where a group of 16 year olds were asked to point out what they'd change on two nude models.
The boys were given a female model and the girls a male. Each group were a bit embarrassed at first but after encouragement from the doctor they proceeded.
The boys circled the woman's breast as too small and droopy, she had public hair to their disgust...they walked around her body and found fault in almost everything.
The girls were equally dismissive. The guys abs weren't defined enough for them, he didn’t have chiselled features, he had a hairy chest and pubes, his cock was too small...I took my hat off to the models for not flinching at some of the comments.
After they had finished the doctor looked at them and said the two models were "perfect" in that they were what a normal, healthy body looked like.
You could see the confusion on their faces. What I found sad was from my advanced years I saw the naked bodies and automatically knew they were "perfect". These young people didn't see anything but flaws. They, with no life experience were already exposed to expectations about perfect bodies that would leave them disappointed in themselves and others. |
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"The dangerous current trend of pseudo-ince*tuous relationship films. The amount of films now being made with fake step-relations shagging each other is mind boggling. How can normalising this sort of thing be rightand who is getting their rocks off on it? I know porn is make believe and fantasy but some things should neither be sexualised or used as subject matter. "
Came across some the other day and although the girl looked like Methusalla's mother the "oh, oh daddy that's wrong...think of mummy" dialogue was just wrong! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Came across some the other day and although the girl looked like Methusalla's mother the "oh, oh daddy that's wrong...think of mummy" dialogue was just wrong!"
..... you watched it though?
Your right, I can’t comprehend the amount that’s there with that subject matter. 9/10 are along those lines. What was once taboo, is now a normal porn thing. |
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Lesbian scenes are really bad in the majority. It's definitely a man's take on it. 
