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Let’s write a crap story.

By *bsolutebeginners OP Couple over a year ago

Planet Ork

Each poster writes the next four words of the story. Let’s see if we can come up with a masterpiece! Let’s start our tale with......

I came home tonight....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Each poster writes the next four words of the story. Let’s see if we can come up with a masterpiece! Let’s start our tale with......

I came home tonight...."

Because I wanted victoria sponge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But I was to be disappointed.

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By *bsolutebeginners OP Couple over a year ago

Planet Ork

Because my dog had

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eaten three biscuits and

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vomited on my newest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dildo which was....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Going to be a

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *bsolutebeginners OP Couple over a year ago

Planet Ork

Up my husbands back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Passages because he really

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

was a moaning git

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who would enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

With ginger hair covering

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

His third eye and

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Thought what the duck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because he was quackers

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By *bsolutebeginners OP Couple over a year ago

Planet Ork

About model railways and

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meanwhile back at the

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vicarage.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The new female vicar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The new female vicar"
took her bra off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Which revealed some

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *auceSJCouple over a year ago

Medway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jammy dodgers that had melted onto her breasts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unzipped the gimp mask

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By *auceSJCouple over a year ago

Medway

"Jammy dodgers that had melted onto her breasts"

Hahahha! Soz lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *auceSJCouple over a year ago

Medway

The vicar walked in and was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jammy dodgers that had melted onto her breasts

Hahahha! Soz lol"

Her notification said

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By *auceSJCouple over a year ago

Medway

"The vicar walked in and was"

Was totally gobsmacked and slightly aroused at the sight of God, boobies and Jammy Dodgers all in the same place that he..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The vicar walked in and was

Was totally gobsmacked and slightly aroused at the sight of God, boobies and Jammy Dodgers all in the same place that he.."

Only 4 words each! lol

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By *auceSJCouple over a year ago

Medway

"The vicar walked in and was

Was totally gobsmacked and slightly aroused at the sight of God, boobies and Jammy Dodgers all in the same place that he..

Only 4 words each! lol"

Sorry.. I don’t like to stick to the rulez

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The vicar walked in and was

Was totally gobsmacked and slightly aroused at the sight of God, boobies and Jammy Dodgers all in the same place that he..

Only 4 words each! lol

Sorry.. I don’t like to stick to the rulez

Is that what the vicar said?

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By *auceSJCouple over a year ago

Medway

Carry on pick n mix

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By *auceSJCouple over a year ago

Medway

"The vicar walked in and was

Was totally gobsmacked and slightly aroused at the sight of God, boobies and Jammy Dodgers all in the same place that he..

Only 4 words each! lol

Sorry.. I don’t like to stick to the rulez

Is that what the vicar said?

Bahaha I think it should be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Carry on pick n mix

Carries on with a...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Carry on pick n mix

Carries on with a..."

Bag of haribo starmix

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By *auceSJCouple over a year ago

Medway

He managed to fit the..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kitchen sink in time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Then filled the kettle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

With his enormous nutsack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This tea tastes funny"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

But gallons were drank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Before the ambulances came

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And the old paramedic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Died

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Instead of taking stock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he inserted his stethescope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

into his especially made stethoscope bag

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

That he’d made in his Macrame class

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From old spaghetti hoops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And sticky back plastic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was used to create

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something that looks like

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Donald Trump's flabby face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Donald Trump's flabby face"

causing panic and dismay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Donald Trump's flabby face

causing panic and dismay"

To female porn stars.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Donald Trump's flabby face

causing panic and dismay

To female porn stars. "

Who ran off in the direction of the umpa lumpas

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Little orange midgets who..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eat neverending gob stoppers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eat neverending gob stoppers"

Thought they were ballgags

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By *issvvCouple over a year ago

pontyclun

But enjoyed watching anyway

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By *ajic wandMan over a year ago

cw9

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