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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I bend over, does that count? "
Absolutely! An ex FWB used to say that even ironing boards fold so he didn't understand why so many women would just lay there waiting to be ironed.
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"So said Mrs Durrell in tonight's (made me cry) episode.
Is it true?
Men who have sex with women: what would you do with a bendy woman?
Women: how bendy are you?"
Honestly bendy women just open up a variety of different positions that, I mean legs behind the head bendy is just fun  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I can bend in half but you have to hold me there or I spring apart  like folding a flip flop
Peach x  "
I don't believe that. You looked very flexible, or was that the binding holding you in place? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not as bendy as i used to be but im still quite supple for my age 
My old yoga teacher was 72. We have a lot to aspire to, for our age.
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I do yoga.. so thats probably why |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"So said Mrs Durrell in tonight's (made me cry) episode.
Is it true?
Men who have sex with women: what would you do with a bendy woman?
Women: how bendy are you?
Honestly bendy women just open up a variety of different positions that, I mean legs behind the head bendy is just fun "
Why are you rolling your eyes at fun?
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Not as bendy as i used to be but im still quite supple for my age
My old yoga teacher was 72. We have a lot to aspire to, for our age.
I do yoga.. so thats probably why"
I haven't been for ages. It does make things easier.
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"So said Mrs Durrell in tonight's (made me cry) episode.
Is it true?
Men who have sex with women: what would you do with a bendy woman?
Women: how bendy are you?
Honestly bendy women just open up a variety of different positions that, I mean legs behind the head bendy is just fun
Why are you rolling your eyes at fun?
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Wrong emoji my bad... |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"So said Mrs Durrell in tonight's (made me cry) episode.
Is it true?
Men who have sex with women: what would you do with a bendy woman?
Women: how bendy are you?
Honestly bendy women just open up a variety of different positions that, I mean legs behind the head bendy is just fun
Why are you rolling your eyes at fun?
Wrong emoji my bad..."
I think I'd find legs behind the head sex uncomfortable. I think the penis would be hitting spots that would get sore.
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"I can put my feet on top of my head. Not both at the same time, one or the other. Though I can't say there's ever been a sexual advantage to being able to do this! "
See if a guys imaginative that could turn into something pretty hot ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lmao I so have this one... I am actually hyper mobile! So my ability to bend is beyond a normal persons range. Plus it means I am double jointed  "
Ahaaa we will need to see proof |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"I would like a bit of movement, I'm not expecting an Olympic gymnasts
What sort of movement?
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A little bit of flexibility as long as a woman can wrap her legs around me or do a least one or two positions from the karma sutra |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can bend in half but you have to hold me there or I spring apart like folding a flip flop
Peach x
How would you like to be held?  "
I'm sure we could figure it out with a bit of practice 
Peach x |
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By *oobs1Woman
over a year ago
Sussex |
"Lmao I so have this one... I am actually hyper mobile! So my ability to bend is beyond a normal persons range. Plus it means I am double jointed
Ahaaa we will need to see proof "
It can be a LOT of fun but the downside is if I have an extended play session particularly involving a lengthy time using paddles, cuffs, door restraints that kind of thing. It can take me a couple
Of days to recover as being hypermobile is quite draining sometimes x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can bend in half but you have to hold me there or I spring apart like folding a flip flop
Peach x
I don't believe that. You looked very flexible, or was that the binding holding you in place? "
I'm like a pop up tent when you untie the ropes
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can bend in half but you have to hold me there or I spring apart like folding a flip flop
Peach x
I don't believe that. You looked very flexible, or was that the binding holding you in place?
I'm like a pop up tent when you untie the ropes
Peach x"
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"I can bend in half but you have to hold me there or I spring apart like folding a flip flop
Peach x
I don't believe that. You looked very flexible, or was that the binding holding you in place?
I'm like a pop up tent when you untie the ropes
Peach x"
But what sort of person would untie the ropes ? :P |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Off topic, but I cried too OP! Just reading Whatever Happened To Margo to get rid of my withdrawal symptoms. (I have the first two series on DVD but still.) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can touch my toes with straight knees still *creak
Do a little bounce to avoid the creaking.
Offt....off to practice bouncy
I like to bounce.
Trampoline?
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Off topic, but I cried too OP! Just reading Whatever Happened To Margo to get rid of my withdrawal symptoms. (I have the first two series on DVD but still.) "
I know it's not what really happened but I love the series. I haven't read Margo's adventures so I'll add that to my reading pile.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Off topic, but I cried too OP! Just reading Whatever Happened To Margo to get rid of my withdrawal symptoms. (I have the first two series on DVD but still.)
I know it's not what really happened but I love the series. I haven't read Margo's adventures so I'll add that to my reading pile.
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You get emotionally involved though
It's good so far. It follows her moving back to England with her two children from Corfu to open a boarding house. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I have hypermobility but only in my hands, which may be not true hypermobility but simply down to having tiny hands and playing musical instruments my entire life. I'm fairly bendy for someone of my age and shape but nothing remarkable other than my fingers. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have hypermobility but only in my hands, which may be not true hypermobility but simply down to having tiny hands and playing musical instruments my entire life. I'm fairly bendy for someone of my age and shape but nothing remarkable other than my fingers."
I know lots of men who like nimble fingers and flautists. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I have hypermobility but only in my hands, which may be not true hypermobility but simply down to having tiny hands and playing musical instruments my entire life. I'm fairly bendy for someone of my age and shape but nothing remarkable other than my fingers.
I know lots of men who like nimble fingers and flautists. "
I can't roll my tongue though so flutter tonguing is out.  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have hypermobility but only in my hands, which may be not true hypermobility but simply down to having tiny hands and playing musical instruments my entire life. I'm fairly bendy for someone of my age and shape but nothing remarkable other than my fingers.
I know lots of men who like nimble fingers and flautists.
I can't roll my tongue though so flutter tonguing is out. "
You have other talents.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Sarah Jane Honeywell 
From ZingZillas?
Maybe. But she was around for a while before " the pictures ". She was a trained contortionist."
I don't know about "the pictures" just the pre-school programmes.
It was a contortionist on the Durrells tonight that led to the OP.
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"Sarah Jane Honeywell
From ZingZillas?
Maybe. But she was around for a while before " the pictures ". She was a trained contortionist.
I don't know about "the pictures" just the pre-school programmes.
It was a contortionist on the Durrells tonight that led to the OP.
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I definitely would. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So said Mrs Durrell in tonight's (made me cry) episode.
Is it true?
Men who have sex with women: what would you do with a bendy woman?
Women: how bendy are you?"
I’m fairly bendy I think, I pole and can still do the splits if that counts
MrsK x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can bend in half but you have to hold me there or I spring apart like folding a flip flop
Peach x
How would you like to be held?
I'm sure we could figure it out with a bit of practice
Peach x"
We better get to it then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So said Mrs Durrell in tonight's (made me cry) episode.
Is it true?
Men who have sex with women: what would you do with a bendy woman?
Women: how bendy are you?"
Why did it make you cry?
I'm not bendy. |
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I think lots of men do want a bendy woman at first. That all pales into insignificance when you've got a couple of kids, not enough money to pay both the electricity bill and the mortgage, she hasn't washed her hair for a week and both of you have to work all the hours god sends. Bendability is a minor attraction |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd see if she could bend around and reach the remote control while I fucked her doggy style.
It would save me losing the moment
Just pop it on her back before you start "
Use stick on Velcro, to avoid it falling off... |
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"I'd see if she could bend around and reach the remote control while I fucked her doggy style.
It would save me losing the moment
Just pop it on her back before you start "
I've already got a pint and a sandwich on her back |
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"So said Mrs Durrell in tonight's (made me cry) episode.
Is it true?
Men who have sex with women: what would you do with a bendy woman?
Women: how bendy are you?"
not as bendy as i use to be.
i creak and hurt now a days |
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"I'd see if she could bend around and reach the remote control while I fucked her doggy style.
It would save me losing the moment
Just pop it on her back before you start
I've already got a pint and a sandwich on her back "
It’s good to be prepared |
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"I'd see if she could bend around and reach the remote control while I fucked her doggy style.
It would save me losing the moment
Just pop it on her back before you start
I've already got a pint and a sandwich on her back
It’s good to be prepared "
I've got cutlery as well, just incase she wants a good fork |
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"I'd see if she could bend around and reach the remote control while I fucked her doggy style.
It would save me losing the moment
Just pop it on her back before you start
I've already got a pint and a sandwich on her back
It’s good to be prepared
I've got cutlery as well, just incase she wants a good fork"
I hear sporks are the future |
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