Innuendo bingo

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We seem to be having our own game of innuendo bingo this morning. Anyone fancy joining in....?

Ours so far

Want to get it out for her (airpump a friend wants to borrow)

Smash the box in (instead of please recycle)

I'm just getting my sausage out (of the freezer for a bbq)

Doing the bins (Sarah Millican joke)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t find the hole

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My friend gave me such a tongue lashing last night,I don't know what I could possibly have done to get her so fired up.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To a colleague who was upset at his recent poor performance on the golf course...

"Play around with me and I'll make you feel better"

Ever wish the ground would open up...?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Mr is just banging it in.... Nail in the wall to hang a picture

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh, I'm so hungry. I really need something solid inside me.