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Strictly Fun and Frolics With Mistress , Sami, Voddy and others...BYO biscuits Bank Holiday Spesh #1
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"Im not going anywhere. Ole man is off on his holidays next week, so 10 days of peace "Is he off to cooler clims  | |||
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"Im not going anywhere. Ole man is off on his holidays next week, so 10 days of peace
Is he off to cooler clims "wont be peaceful here when the gobby ones come in | |||
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"I’m going to have a shower and go to bed so I’m that respect, I’m not here at all. " want ya back doing | |||
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"Im not going anywhere. Ole man is off on his holidays next week, so 10 days of peace
Is he off to cooler clims wont be peaceful here when the gobby ones come in "Sami? | |||
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"I’m going to have a shower and go to bed so I’m that respect, I’m not here at all. want ya back doing "yeah - there you go  | |||
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"I’m going to have a shower and go to bed so I’m that respect, I’m not here at all. " Watch you don't slip....and sleep well  | |||
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"Im not going anywhere. Ole man is off on his holidays next week, so 10 days of peace
Is he off to cooler clims wont be peaceful here when the gobby ones come in
Sami?"shes not gobby | |||
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"Im not going anywhere. Ole man is off on his holidays next week, so 10 days of peace
Is he off to cooler clims wont be peaceful here when the gobby ones come in
Sami?shes not gobby "I can't think who you mean then | |||
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"Im not going anywhere. Ole man is off on his holidays next week, so 10 days of peace
Is he off to cooler clims wont be peaceful here when the gobby ones come in
Sami?shes not gobby
I can't think who you mean then " | |||
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"Im not going anywhere. Ole man is off on his holidays next week, so 10 days of peace
Is he off to cooler clims wont be peaceful here when the gobby ones come in
Sami?shes not gobby
I can't think who you mean then "Dash only pops in with a ninja lately  | |||
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"Im not going anywhere. Ole man is off on his holidays next week, so 10 days of peace
Is he off to cooler clims wont be peaceful here when the gobby ones come in
Sami?" I'm lovely, my dad tells me so | |||
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"Im not going anywhere. Ole man is off on his holidays next week, so 10 days of peace
Is he off to cooler clims wont be peaceful here when the gobby ones come in
Sami?
I'm lovely, my dad tells me so "Ah that's dad's for you  | |||
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"Im not going anywhere. Ole man is off on his holidays next week, so 10 days of peace
Is he off to cooler clims wont be peaceful here when the gobby ones come in
Sami?
I'm lovely, my dad tells me so "read back i said you wernt | |||
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"Im not going anywhere. Ole man is off on his holidays next week, so 10 days of peace
Is he off to cooler clims wont be peaceful here when the gobby ones come in
Sami?
I'm lovely, my dad tells me so read back i said you wernt "I know you did  | |||
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"poor bert has conked " Wos he got sunstroke or summit? | |||
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"Any one want a golden delicious? That's if you've got any teef "Ooh yes please, but quick before he grabs them back... | |||
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"poor bert has conked Wos he got sunstroke or summit? "nah hes been asleep all day on his pillow | |||
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"poor bert has conked Wos he got sunstroke or summit? nah hes been asleep all day on his pillow"Doh...love him.... | |||
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"Any one want a golden delicious? That's if you've got any teef
Ooh yes please, but quick before he grabs them back...
"Ere I've diced it | |||
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"Any one want a golden delicious? That's if you've got any teef
Ooh yes please, but quick before he grabs them back...
Ere I've diced it "can i have custard with mine | |||
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"Good morning a lovely morning here in Northants. I just have one problem im at work so can't enjoy it "Aw that's shite mate... what time are you on til? | |||
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"Good morning... is the coffee on? It’s going to be a warm one today "Good morning babs I'm just making my second of the morning...wanna a double shot? | |||
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"Good morning... is the coffee on? It’s going to be a warm one today
Good morning babs I'm just making my second of the morning...wanna a double shot? "Double shot latte? Starting on the hard stuff today | |||
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"Good morning... is the coffee on? It’s going to be a warm one today
Good morning babs I'm just making my second of the morning...wanna a double shot?
Double shot latte? Starting on the hard stuff today "There you go enjoy....they certainly wake me up | |||
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"Good morning... is the coffee on? It’s going to be a warm one today
Good morning babs I'm just making my second of the morning...wanna a double shot?
Double shot latte? Starting on the hard stuff today
There you go enjoy....they certainly wake me up "You don’t get service like this anywhere else .. | |||
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"Good morning... is the coffee on? It’s going to be a warm one today
Good morning babs I'm just making my second of the morning...wanna a double shot?
Double shot latte? Starting on the hard stuff today
There you go enjoy....they certainly wake me up
You don’t get service like this anywhere else .. "I'm still waiting for my dandelion and burdock though  | |||
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"Good morning... is the coffee on? It’s going to be a warm one today
Good morning babs I'm just making my second of the morning...wanna a double shot?
Double shot latte? Starting on the hard stuff today
There you go enjoy....they certainly wake me up
You don’t get service like this anywhere else ..
I'm still waiting for my dandelion and burdock though "I haven’t had that in years! | |||
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"Good morning... is the coffee on? It’s going to be a warm one today
Good morning babs I'm just making my second of the morning...wanna a double shot?
Double shot latte? Starting on the hard stuff today
There you go enjoy....they certainly wake me up
You don’t get service like this anywhere else ..
I'm still waiting for my dandelion and burdock though
I haven’t had that in years! "It's my go to drink when it gets too late for coffee....it has more of a bite then lemon and lime | |||
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"Good morning... is the coffee on? It’s going to be a warm one today
Good morning babs I'm just making my second of the morning...wanna a double shot?
Double shot latte? Starting on the hard stuff today
There you go enjoy....they certainly wake me up
You don’t get service like this anywhere else ..
I'm still waiting for my dandelion and burdock though
I haven’t had that in years!
It's my go to drink when it gets too late for coffee....it has more of a bite then lemon and lime "It’s going to be a boil your bits weather out there today. Where can I hide? | |||
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"Good morning... is the coffee on? It’s going to be a warm one today
Good morning babs I'm just making my second of the morning...wanna a double shot?
Double shot latte? Starting on the hard stuff today
There you go enjoy....they certainly wake me up
You don’t get service like this anywhere else ..
I'm still waiting for my dandelion and burdock though
I haven’t had that in years!
It's my go to drink when it gets too late for coffee....it has more of a bite then lemon and lime
It’s going to be a boil your bits weather out there today. Where can I hide? "I've got a cool bedroom  | |||
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"Good morning... is the coffee on? It’s going to be a warm one today
Good morning babs I'm just making my second of the morning...wanna a double shot?
Double shot latte? Starting on the hard stuff today
There you go enjoy....they certainly wake me up
You don’t get service like this anywhere else ..
I'm still waiting for my dandelion and burdock though
I haven’t had that in years!
It's my go to drink when it gets too late for coffee....it has more of a bite then lemon and lime
It’s going to be a boil your bits weather out there today. Where can I hide?
I've got a cool bedroom "That’s what they all say | |||
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"Good morning... is the coffee on? It’s going to be a warm one today
Good morning babs I'm just making my second of the morning...wanna a double shot?
Double shot latte? Starting on the hard stuff today
There you go enjoy....they certainly wake me up
You don’t get service like this anywhere else ..
I'm still waiting for my dandelion and burdock though
I haven’t had that in years!
It's my go to drink when it gets too late for coffee....it has more of a bite then lemon and lime
It’s going to be a boil your bits weather out there today. Where can I hide?
I've got a cool bedroom
That’s what they all say "I've got a fan too...but sadly it's a electric one  | |||
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"Good morning... is the coffee on? It’s going to be a warm one today
Good morning babs I'm just making my second of the morning...wanna a double shot?
Double shot latte? Starting on the hard stuff today
There you go enjoy....they certainly wake me up
You don’t get service like this anywhere else ..
I'm still waiting for my dandelion and burdock though
I haven’t had that in years!
It's my go to drink when it gets too late for coffee....it has more of a bite then lemon and lime
It’s going to be a boil your bits weather out there today. Where can I hide?
I've got a cool bedroom
That’s what they all say
I've got a fan too...but sadly it's a electric one " | |||
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The sun 'as got 'is 'at on! | |||
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"Morning campers The sun 'as got 'is 'at on! "I’ve got mine on! | |||
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"Morning campers The sun 'as got 'is 'at on! "I wouldn't know as I've spent the last hour getting chewing gum off a duvet with hairspray | |||
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"Morning campers The sun 'as got 'is 'at on!
I’ve got mine on! "Well done Babs! Don't get burnt | |||
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"Morning campers The sun 'as got 'is 'at on!
I wouldn't know as I've spent the last hour getting chewing gum off a duvet with hairspray "How did you manage to get chewing gum on yer duvet, hope you didn't conk with chewing gum in your mouth | |||
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"Morning campers The sun 'as got 'is 'at on!
I wouldn't know as I've spent the last hour getting chewing gum off a duvet with hairspray
How did you manage to get chewing gum on yer duvet, hope you didn't conk with chewing gum in your mouth "I did  | |||
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"Morning campers The sun 'as got 'is 'at on!
I wouldn't know as I've spent the last hour getting chewing gum off a duvet with hairspray
How did you manage to get chewing gum on yer duvet, hope you didn't conk with chewing gum in your mouth
I did "Tut... | |||
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"Morning campers The sun 'as got 'is 'at on!
I wouldn't know as I've spent the last hour getting chewing gum off a duvet with hairspray
How did you manage to get chewing gum on yer duvet, hope you didn't conk with chewing gum in your mouth
I did "You loon | |||
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"Morning campers The sun 'as got 'is 'at on!
I wouldn't know as I've spent the last hour getting chewing gum off a duvet with hairspray
How did you manage to get chewing gum on yer duvet, hope you didn't conk with chewing gum in your mouth
I did
You loon "The cough sweet was worse...that fecker woke me when it went in my lung...took some bloody coughing up | |||
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"Morning campers The sun 'as got 'is 'at on!
I wouldn't know as I've spent the last hour getting chewing gum off a duvet with hairspray
How did you manage to get chewing gum on yer duvet, hope you didn't conk with chewing gum in your mouth
I did
You loon
The cough sweet was worse...that fecker woke me when it went in my lung...took some bloody coughing up "You should be more careful what you eat when you're conking, it's dangerous | |||
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"Good morning a lovely morning here in Northants. I just have one problem im at work so can't enjoy it
Aw that's shite mate... what time are you on til? "im working till 6 30pm | |||
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"Good morning a lovely morning here in Northants. I just have one problem im at work so can't enjoy it
Aw that's shite mate... what time are you on til? im working till 6 30pm "Ah, well it will still be a nice evening, so hopefully you can enjoy that | |||
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"Morning campers The sun 'as got 'is 'at on!
I wouldn't know as I've spent the last hour getting chewing gum off a duvet with hairspray
How did you manage to get chewing gum on yer duvet, hope you didn't conk with chewing gum in your mouth
I did
You loon
The cough sweet was worse...that fecker woke me when it went in my lung...took some bloody coughing up
You should be more careful what you eat when you're conking, it's dangerous "Just apples and pears .. oh and finish of with them custard creams | |||
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"Good morning a lovely morning here in Northants. I just have one problem im at work so can't enjoy it
Aw that's shite mate... what time are you on til? im working till 6 30pm "Hope you've got aircon in there | |||
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"Morning campers The sun 'as got 'is 'at on!
I wouldn't know as I've spent the last hour getting chewing gum off a duvet with hairspray
How did you manage to get chewing gum on yer duvet, hope you didn't conk with chewing gum in your mouth
I did
You loon
The cough sweet was worse...that fecker woke me when it went in my lung...took some bloody coughing up
You should be more careful what you eat when you're conking, it's dangerous
Just apples and pears .. oh and finish of with them custard creams "Love them custard creams, good conking food | |||
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"Morning campers The sun 'as got 'is 'at on!
I wouldn't know as I've spent the last hour getting chewing gum off a duvet with hairspray
How did you manage to get chewing gum on yer duvet, hope you didn't conk with chewing gum in your mouth
I did
You loon
The cough sweet was worse...that fecker woke me when it went in my lung...took some bloody coughing up
You should be more careful what you eat when you're conking, it's dangerous
Just apples and pears .. oh and finish of with them custard creams
Love them custard creams, good conking food "Yeah but got to be eaten in that order ...don't want a big chunk of apple in my gob after eating them feckers | |||
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"Morning campers The sun 'as got 'is 'at on!
I wouldn't know as I've spent the last hour getting chewing gum off a duvet with hairspray
How did you manage to get chewing gum on yer duvet, hope you didn't conk with chewing gum in your mouth
I did
You loon
The cough sweet was worse...that fecker woke me when it went in my lung...took some bloody coughing up
You should be more careful what you eat when you're conking, it's dangerous
Just apples and pears .. oh and finish of with them custard creams
Love them custard creams, good conking food
Yeah but got to be eaten in that order ...don't want a big chunk of apple in my gob after eating them feckers "Haha | |||
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"Afternoon hot isn't it." Too hot for me. I’m inside with all the doors and windows open. | |||
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"I'm going nowhere except the hospital ... "Oh dear. {Hugs} xx | |||
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"I'm going nowhere except the hospital ... "Hope all's ok eenie | |||
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"Afternoon hot isn't it." Bloody roasting but at least your wearing something cool fluttering eyes emoji | |||
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"Afternoon hot isn't it. Too hot for me. I’m inside with all the doors and windows open. " You need a siesta babs | |||
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"I'm going nowhere except the hospital ...
Oh dear. {Hugs} xx"Afternoon sami | |||
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"Afternoon hot isn't it. Too hot for me. I’m inside with all the doors and windows open. You need a siesta babs "I really do ... | |||
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"Afternoon hot isn't it. Too hot for me. I’m inside with all the doors and windows open. You need a siesta babs
I really do ... "What time did you get up? | |||
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"Afternoon hot isn't it. Too hot for me. I’m inside with all the doors and windows open. You need a siesta babs
I really do ...
What time did you get up? "4 ... my normal time | |||
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"Afternoon hot isn't it. Too hot for me. I’m inside with all the doors and windows open. You need a siesta babs
I really do ...
What time did you get up?
4 ... my normal time "4:00 am  Ffs babs what time do you go to bed?
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"Afternoon hot isn't it. Too hot for me. I’m inside with all the doors and windows open. You need a siesta babs
I really do ...
What time did you get up?
4 ... my normal time
4:00 am Ffs babs what time do you go to bed?
I bet you don't visit jims thread much "It doesn’t matter what time I go to bed I always wake up at the same time. Not much no | |||
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"I'm going nowhere except the hospital ...
Oh dear. {Hugs} xx
Afternoon sami "Afternoon Mistress You having a good weekend? | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes "Sod off! | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes "Hey, Dan. Gosh I love Rhodes! So how are you? | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Sod off!"Charming | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Sod off!
Charming "Treacle!!! Where’ve you been? | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Hey, Dan. Gosh I love Rhodes! So how are you? "All healed up now and nearly back to normal just enjoying some r and r at the moment. How the devil are you guys?. | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Sod off!
Charming "I actually meant to say what _amiss said,but it came out wrong. | |||
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"Afternoon hot isn't it. Too hot for me. I’m inside with all the doors and windows open. You need a siesta babs
I really do ...
What time did you get up?
4 ... my normal time
4:00 am Ffs babs what time do you go to bed?
I bet you don't visit jims thread much
It doesn’t matter what time I go to bed I always wake up at the same time.
Not much no "There's no answer to that | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Sod off!
Charming
Treacle!!! Where’ve you been?"A'right princess Long story cut short...nearly died in friends car crash, hospitalised for nearly 5 weeks now back to normalish and on hokiday returning back to Fablife with avengance next Saturday...aaannnddd breath | |||
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"I'm going nowhere except the hospital ...
Oh dear. {Hugs} xx
Afternoon sami
Afternoon Mistress You having a good weekend? "Nowt special mainly housework | |||
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"Afternoon hot isn't it. Too hot for me. I’m inside with all the doors and windows open. You need a siesta babs
I really do ...
What time did you get up?
4 ... my normal time
4:00 am Ffs babs what time do you go to bed?
I bet you don't visit jims thread much
It doesn’t matter what time I go to bed I always wake up at the same time.
Not much no
There's no answer to that "If there was an answer to it I would have sorted myself out years ago .... so to speak | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Sod off!
Charming
I actually meant to say what _amiss said,but it came out wrong."I forgive you | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Sod off!
Charming
I actually meant to say what _amiss said,but it came out wrong."I'll believe you | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Sod off!
Charming
I actually meant to say what _amiss said,but it came out wrong.
I forgive you "Thanks chuck. | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Hey, Dan. Gosh I love Rhodes! So how are you?
All healed up now and nearly back to normal just enjoying some r and r at the moment. How the devil are you guys?. "Great news. Oh we're still jogging along and taking the pills | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Sod off!
Charming
Treacle!!! Where’ve you been?
A'right princess Long story cut short...nearly died in friends car crash, hospitalised for nearly 5 weeks now back to normalish and on hokiday returning back to Fablife with avengance next Saturday...aaannnddd breath "Bloody hell! So glad you’re okay (even with an ‘ish) and welcome back  | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Sod off!
Charming
Treacle!!! Where’ve you been?
A'right princess Long story cut short...nearly died in friends car crash, hospitalised for nearly 5 weeks now back to normalish and on hokiday returning back to Fablife with avengance next Saturday...aaannnddd breath "Oh bless you | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Sod off!
Charming
I actually meant to say what _amiss said,but it came out wrong.
I'll believe you "It's true,I was just telling this fly to sod off that keeps buzzing around me not Dan. | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes "Did you read the op? Your not one of them poor feckers
I know....you've ad a near miss though | |||
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"I'm going nowhere except the hospital ...
Oh dear. {Hugs} xx
Afternoon sami
Afternoon Mistress You having a good weekend?
Nowt special mainly housework "Yeah done a bit of that, but too hot for it! | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Sod off!
Charming
Treacle!!! Where’ve you been?"Good afternoon blanche | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Sod off!
Charming
I actually meant to say what _amiss said,but it came out wrong.
I'll believe you
It's true,I was just telling this fly to sod off that keeps buzzing around me not Dan."Ah that will be me doing the buzzing | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Hey, Dan. Gosh I love Rhodes! So how are you?
All healed up now and nearly back to normal just enjoying some r and r at the moment. How the devil are you guys?.
Great news. Oh we're still jogging along and taking the pills "Red or blue? | |||
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"I'm going nowhere except the hospital ...
Oh dear. {Hugs} xx"Much appreciated xx | |||
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"I'm going nowhere except the hospital ...
Hope all's ok eenie "It's not gonna be anymore, but hopefully it will be better than yesterday was ... Thanks for asking xx | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Hey, Dan. Gosh I love Rhodes! So how are you?
All healed up now and nearly back to normal just enjoying some r and r at the moment. How the devil are you guys?.
Great news. Oh we're still jogging along and taking the pills
Red or blue? "Haha! White and yellow! | |||
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"I'm going nowhere except the hospital ...
Oh dear. {Hugs} xx
Afternoon sami
Afternoon Mistress You having a good weekend?
Nowt special mainly housework
Yeah done a bit of that, but too hot for it! "All that fecking chewing gum earlier...then the remnants went all over the place in the washer ffs | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Sod off!
Charming
Treacle!!! Where’ve you been?
A'right princess Long story cut short...nearly died in friends car crash, hospitalised for nearly 5 weeks now back to normalish and on hokiday returning back to Fablife with avengance next Saturday...aaannnddd breath
Bloody hell! So glad you’re okay (even with an ‘ish) and welcome back "Been a weird few weeks but I ain't half horny guv'nor so thought I'd log in while I'm down the beach How the devil are you? Hope all is well in Blanche world x | |||
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"I'm going nowhere except the hospital ...
Hope all's ok eenie
It's not gonna be anymore, but hopefully it will be better than yesterday was ... Thanks for asking xx" | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes "I'm not jealous | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Did you read the op?
Your not one of them poor feckers
I know....you've ad a near miss though "My bad didn't read op fully sun was in my eyes | |||
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"I'm going nowhere except the hospital ...
Oh dear. {Hugs} xx
Afternoon sami
Afternoon Mistress You having a good weekend?
Nowt special mainly housework
Yeah done a bit of that, but too hot for it!
All that fecking chewing gum earlier...then the remnants went all over the place in the washer ffs "Tut...bin the gum...it makes you trump anyway! | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Hey, Dan. Gosh I love Rhodes! So how are you?
All healed up now and nearly back to normal just enjoying some r and r at the moment. How the devil are you guys?.
Great news. Oh we're still jogging along and taking the pills
Red or blue?
Haha! White and yellow! "Oooh what do they do? | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
I'm not jealous "Don't be it's bloody horrible here | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Hey, Dan. Gosh I love Rhodes! So how are you?
All healed up now and nearly back to normal just enjoying some r and r at the moment. How the devil are you guys?.
Great news. Oh we're still jogging along and taking the pills
Red or blue?
Haha! White and yellow!
Oooh what do they do? "They keep my thyroxine levels on an even keel | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Hey, Dan. Gosh I love Rhodes! So how are you?
All healed up now and nearly back to normal just enjoying some r and r at the moment. How the devil are you guys?.
Great news. Oh we're still jogging along and taking the pills
Red or blue?
Haha! White and yellow!
Oooh what do they do?
They keep my thyroxine levels on an even keel "Good good got to keep yourselves going well | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Hey, Dan. Gosh I love Rhodes! So how are you?
All healed up now and nearly back to normal just enjoying some r and r at the moment. How the devil are you guys?.
Great news. Oh we're still jogging along and taking the pills
Red or blue?
Haha! White and yellow!
Oooh what do they do?
They keep my thyroxine levels on an even keel
Good good got to keep yourselves going well " | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Sod off!
Charming
Treacle!!! Where’ve you been?
A'right princess Long story cut short...nearly died in friends car crash, hospitalised for nearly 5 weeks now back to normalish and on hokiday returning back to Fablife with avengance next Saturday...aaannnddd breath
Bloody hell! So glad you’re okay (even with an ‘ish) and welcome back
Been a weird few weeks but I ain't half horny guv'nor so thought I'd log in while I'm down the beach How the devil are you? Hope all is well in Blanche world x "Things are so so. Doing the best I can, aren’t we all? | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Sod off!
Charming
Treacle!!! Where’ve you been?
A'right princess Long story cut short...nearly died in friends car crash, hospitalised for nearly 5 weeks now back to normalish and on hokiday returning back to Fablife with avengance next Saturday...aaannnddd breath
Bloody hell! So glad you’re okay (even with an ‘ish) and welcome back
Been a weird few weeks but I ain't half horny guv'nor so thought I'd log in while I'm down the beach How the devil are you? Hope all is well in Blanche world x
Things are so so. Doing the best I can, aren’t we all? "Bless you xx | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
I'm not jealous
Don't be it's bloody horrible here "I bet it is. All that foreign muck to eat, and cheap wine and beer ... Must be bloody horrible
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
I'm not jealous
Don't be it's bloody horrible here
I bet it is. All that foreign muck to eat, and cheap wine and beer ... Must be bloody horrible
After your accident you deserve it ... Been there myself before, survived but now have a shattered neck!! Enjoy it "Thank you, the rest is doing me good but I'm itching to get back on my Fab feet x | |||
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"Good afternoon from sunny Rhodes
Did you read the op?
Your not one of them poor feckers
I know....you've ad a near miss though
My bad didn't read op fully sun was in my eyes "Aw your forgiven mate...enjoy the rest of your holiday | |||
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Oh dear. {Hugs} xx
Afternoon sami
Afternoon Mistress You having a good weekend?
Nowt special mainly housework
Yeah done a bit of that, but too hot for it!
All that fecking chewing gum earlier...then the remnants went all over the place in the washer ffs
Tut...bin the gum...it makes you trump anyway! "Well you'd know about that | |||
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Oh dear. {Hugs} xx
Afternoon sami
Afternoon Mistress You having a good weekend?
Nowt special mainly housework
Yeah done a bit of that, but too hot for it!
All that fecking chewing gum earlier...then the remnants went all over the place in the washer ffs
Tut...bin the gum...it makes you trump anyway!
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"Evening....is there anybody there?..... creeps up and taps sami on the shoulder
Ooh...you bugger....nearly wet myself then... "I nearly spit your teef out | |||
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"Evening....is there anybody there?..... creeps up and taps sami on the shoulder
Ooh...you bugger....nearly wet myself then...
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Ooh...you bugger....nearly wet myself then...
I nearly spit your teef out
Haha!.. is that where they went, thought hubby had nicked em again, to eat his snickers bar "Feck I nearly misread that...got fecking knickers on the brain | |||
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"we will have to do a eurovison one next weekend Some fecker will start a euro vision thread now "wont be as good as ours normaly fabio does it | |||
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"we will have to do a eurovison one next weekend" Ooh, not watched Eurovision since Sandy Shaw one it | |||
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"Evening....is there anybody there?..... creeps up and taps sami on the shoulder
Ooh...you bugger....nearly wet myself then...
I nearly spit your teef out
Haha!.. is that where they went, thought hubby had nicked em again, to eat his snickers bar
Feck I nearly misread that...got fecking knickers on the brain "Great minds think alike (almost!). I thought it said someone was esting2 Snickers in their nickers! Must get to Specsavers! | |||
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"Evening....is there anybody there?..... creeps up and taps sami on the shoulder
Ooh...you bugger....nearly wet myself then...
I nearly spit your teef out
Haha!.. is that where they went, thought hubby had nicked em again, to eat his snickers bar
Feck I nearly misread that...got fecking knickers on the brain "They're no good on your brain, that won't keep your bum warm! | |||
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"we will have to do a eurovison one next weekend Ooh, not watched Eurovision since Sandy Shaw one it "bloody ell sami that was yonks ago | |||
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"we will have to do a eurovison one next weekend Some fecker will start a euro vision thread now wont be as good as ours normaly fabio does it"I thought he had got lost in downstairs in the politics forum now | |||
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"Evening....is there anybody there?..... creeps up and taps sami on the shoulder
Ooh...you bugger....nearly wet myself then...
I nearly spit your teef out
Haha!.. is that where they went, thought hubby had nicked em again, to eat his snickers bar
Feck I nearly misread that...got fecking knickers on the brain
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Ooh...you bugger....nearly wet myself then...
I nearly spit your teef out
Haha!.. is that where they went, thought hubby had nicked em again, to eat his snickers bar
Feck I nearly misread that...got fecking knickers on the brain
They're no good on your brain, that won't keep your bum warm! "Depends where their brain is..... | |||
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"we will have to do a eurovison one next weekend Ooh, not watched Eurovision since Sandy Shaw one it
I watched it about 10 or so years back and we didn't get one fecking point "Nil points | |||
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"ruddy ell kylie is 50 I know...thought she older than that! "she must use the same beauty products as misstress | |||
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"ruddy ell kylie is 50 I know...thought she older than that! she must use the same beauty products as misstress "I want some | |||
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"ruddy ell kylie is 50 I know...thought she older than that! she must use the same beauty products as misstress "It's my beard that keeps me young | |||
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"ruddy ell kylie is 50 I know...thought she older than that! she must use the same beauty products as misstress
I want some "passes sami the carbollock soap | |||
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"ruddy ell kylie is 50 I know...thought she older than that! she must use the same beauty products as misstress
I want some "You've got a beard | |||
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"ruddy ell kylie is 50 I know...thought she older than that! she must use the same beauty products as misstress
It's my beard that keeps me young "So.... if I grow a beard, that'll do the trick??? Hope for me yet! | |||
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"ruddy ell kylie is 50 I know...thought she older than that! she must use the same beauty products as misstress
It's my beard that keeps me young "Yeah..me too! | |||
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"ruddy ell kylie is 50 I know...thought she older than that! she must use the same beauty products as misstress
I want some passes sami the carbollock soap"Yuk | |||
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"ruddy ell kylie is 50 I know...thought she older than that! she must use the same beauty products as misstress
It's my beard that keeps me young
So.... if I grow a beard, that'll do the trick???
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"Double checked. Kylie is 50 on May 28th. There's a difference, so I'm told, between being 49, and 50 yrs old! "Can't remember.... | |||
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"ruddy ell kylie is 50 I know...thought she older than that! she must use the same beauty products as misstress
It's my beard that keeps me young
So.... if I grow a beard, that'll do the trick???
Hope for me yet!
Oh yes, Iain "Flattery will get you everywhere! | |||
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"ruddy ell kylie is 50 I know...thought she older than that! she must use the same beauty products as misstress
It's my beard that keeps me young
So.... if I grow a beard, that'll do the trick???
Hope for me yet!
Oh yes, Iain
Flattery will get you everywhere! " | |||
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"Reporting in Mistress x "You were too late..I'd conked out | |||
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"Morning all its going to be another better in sunny UK with temperatures for forcast at around 28c
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"Morning all its going to be another better in sunny UK with temperatures for forcast at around 28c
Get yourselves out in the garden with plenty of cool drinks
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"Morning all its going to be another better in sunny UK with temperatures for forcast at around 28c
Get yourselves out in the garden with plenty of cool drinks
Are you in the garden sami?
I was there at 7 0'clock this morning hanging the washing out "Not at the moment, Mistress. I love the early morning when it's sunny | |||
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"Morning all its going to be another better in sunny UK with temperatures for forcast at around 28c
Get yourselves out in the garden with plenty of cool drinks
Are you in the garden sami?
I was there at 7 0'clock this morning hanging the washing out
Not at the moment, Mistress. I love the early morning when it's sunny "It is and I'm off to a big car boot sale....sun and bargains! You can't beat it | |||
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"morning girls "I'm a gadgie really _oddy
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"Morning all its going to be another better in sunny UK with temperatures for forcast at around 28c
Get yourselves out in the garden with plenty of cool drinks
Are you in the garden sami?
I was there at 7 0'clock this morning hanging the washing out
Not at the moment, Mistress. I love the early morning when it's sunny
It is and I'm off to a big car boot sale....sun and bargains! You can't beat it "Great! | |||
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"morning girls
Morning Eenie "That was _oddy ffs | |||
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"morning girls
Morning Eenie
That was _oddy ffs "Tut...where's me glasses....sorry Voddy | |||
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"morning girls
Morning Eenie
That was _oddy ffs "Tut...where's me glasses....sorry Voddy
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