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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Usually clean shaven for work but I let it grow a bit when I’m on leave. Not because I think it looks good but because I can’t be bothered shaving!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Beards play havoc with my skin 
How many times a day do you shave?
Well going off her hairy boobs at least twice a day I would say."
That sounds about right. |
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"Beards play havoc with my skin
How many times a day do you shave?
Well going off her hairy boobs at least twice a day I would say."
That’s it Swing’s hairy arse has got to go...........sack, back and crack for him  |
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"Beards play havoc with my skin
How many times a day do you shave?
Well going off her hairy boobs at least twice a day I would say.
That sounds about right."
Unlike you who probably shaves once a week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Beards play havoc with my skin
How many times a day do you shave?
Well going off her hairy boobs at least twice a day I would say.
That’s it Swing’s hairy arse has got to go...........sack, back and crack for him "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Beards play havoc with my skin
How many times a day do you shave?
Well going off her hairy boobs at least twice a day I would say.
That sounds about right.
Unlike you who probably shaves once a week "
True story. |
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"Beards play havoc with my skin
How many times a day do you shave?
Well going off her hairy boobs at least twice a day I would say.
That sounds about right.
Unlike you who probably shaves once a week
True story."
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"Beards play havoc with my skin
How many times a day do you shave?
Well going off her hairy boobs at least twice a day I would say.
That’s it Swing’s hairy arse has got to go...........sack, back and crack for him "
You can't kid us you know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy? 
Note to self, use the word hirsuit more often."
I’d try hirsute. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy?
Note to self, use the word hirsuit more often."
Now you know what it means |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy?
Note to self, use the word hirsuit more often.
I’d try hirsute. "
I have a mohair suit  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy?
Note to self, use the word hirsuit more often.
I’d try hirsute. "
Thanks missus |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
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"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy?
Note to self, use the word hirsuit more often.
I’d try hirsute. "
Was waiting to see who noticed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy?
Note to self, use the word hirsuit more often.
I’d try hirsute.
Was waiting to see who noticed "
Hirsute you Sir  |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
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"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy? "
No I'm clean shaven, I nearly pulled a hamstring doing my testicles this morning |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy?
Note to self, use the word hirsuit more often.
I’d try hirsute.
Was waiting to see who noticed
Hirsute you Sir "
Thanks for noticing and making me feel like a twat
Hope you feel great about being a nit picker  |
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"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy?
No I'm clean shaven, I nearly pulled a hamstring doing my testicles this morning "
I can book you in for a sack, back and crack with Swing, you can hold hands while I video it for YouTube |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy?
Note to self, use the word hirsuit more often.
I’d try hirsute.
Was waiting to see who noticed
Hirsute you Sir
Thanks for noticing and making me feel like a twat
Hope you feel great about being a nit picker "
Awww soz. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy?
Note to self, use the word hirsuit more often.
I’d try hirsute.
Was waiting to see who noticed
Hirsute you Sir
Thanks for noticing and making me feel like a twat
Hope you feel great about being a nit picker
Awww soz. "
Yeah right |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy?
Note to self, use the word hirsuit more often.
I’d try hirsute.
Was waiting to see who noticed
Hirsute you Sir
Thanks for noticing and making me feel like a twat
Hope you feel great about being a nit picker "
I'll feel your twat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy?
No I'm clean shaven, I nearly pulled a hamstring doing my testicles this morning
I can book you in for a sack, back and crack with Swing, you can hold hands while I video it for YouTube "
I would subscribe to that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy?
Note to self, use the word hirsuit more often.
I’d try hirsute.
Was waiting to see who noticed
Hirsute you Sir
Thanks for noticing and making me feel like a twat
Hope you feel great about being a nit picker
I'll feel your twat"
You are a twat..feel your own  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy?
Note to self, use the word hirsuit more often.
I’d try hirsute.
Was waiting to see who noticed
Hirsute you Sir
Thanks for noticing and making me feel like a twat
Hope you feel great about being a nit picker
Awww soz.
Yeah right "
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy?
Note to self, use the word hirsuit more often.
I’d try hirsute.
Was waiting to see who noticed
Hirsute you Sir
Thanks for noticing and making me feel like a twat
Hope you feel great about being a nit picker
I'll feel your twat
You are a twat..feel your own "
That's you crossed off my "to do" list |
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"Who’s that weird guy with the beard? He should post.
Which ‘weird’ guy, Santa? I quite like him nope, not him. He thinks he’s flatulent or something like that. Begins with F. "
Father Christmas? It’s the same fella |
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"Who’s that weird guy with the beard? He should post.
Which ‘weird’ guy, Santa? I quite like him nope, not him. He thinks he’s flatulent or something like that. Begins with F.
Father Christmas? It’s the same fella "
no, not him. I suspect he empties his sack a lot though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy?
Note to self, use the word hirsuit more often.
I’d try hirsute.
Was waiting to see who noticed
Hirsute you Sir
Thanks for noticing and making me feel like a twat
Hope you feel great about being a nit picker
I'll feel your twat
You are a twat..feel your own
That's you crossed off my "to do" list "
Phew |
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"Who’s that weird guy with the beard? He should post.
Which ‘weird’ guy, Santa? I quite like him nope, not him. He thinks he’s flatulent or something like that. Begins with F.
Father Christmas? It’s the same fella no, not him. I suspect he empties his sack a lot though. "
Only once a year he must be on Fab |
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"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy?
No I'm clean shaven, I nearly pulled a hamstring doing my testicles this morning
I can book you in for a sack, back and crack with Swing, you can hold hands while I video it for YouTube
I would subscribe to that "
I’ll keep you updated |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy?
Note to self, use the word hirsuit more often.
I’d try hirsute.
Was waiting to see who noticed
Hirsute you Sir
Thanks for noticing and making me feel like a twat
Hope you feel great about being a nit picker
I'll feel your twat
You are a twat..feel your own
That's you crossed off my "to do" list
Phew "
 I'm a sensitive soul you know |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy?
No I'm clean shaven, I nearly pulled a hamstring doing my testicles this morning
I can book you in for a sack, back and crack with Swing, you can hold hands while I video it for YouTube
I would subscribe to that
I’ll keep you updated "
I would love a sack and crack done (back not necessary) and the pain wouldn't bother me, it's the regrowth that I would worry about. Is it itchy? Think I can handle an itchy sack but not an itchy crack. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy?
Note to self, use the word hirsuit more often.
I’d try hirsute.
Was waiting to see who noticed
Hirsute you Sir
Thanks for noticing and making me feel like a twat
Hope you feel great about being a nit picker
I'll feel your twat
You are a twat..feel your own
That's you crossed off my "to do" list
Phew
I'm a sensitive soul you know"
So am I...but who worries about that in their pursuit of a bit of one upmanship
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy?
Note to self, use the word hirsuit more often.
I’d try hirsute.
Was waiting to see who noticed
Hirsute you Sir
Thanks for noticing and making me feel like a twat
Hope you feel great about being a nit picker
I'll feel your twat
You are a twat..feel your own
That's you crossed off my "to do" list
Phew
I'm a sensitive soul you know
So am I...but who worries about that in their pursuit of a bit of one upmanship
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Um, I'm staying out of this. Anyone want a dick pic? |
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"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy?
No I'm clean shaven, I nearly pulled a hamstring doing my testicles this morning
I can book you in for a sack, back and crack with Swing, you can hold hands while I video it for YouTube
I would subscribe to that
I’ll keep you updated
I would love a sack and crack done (back not necessary) and the pain wouldn't bother me, it's the regrowth that I would worry about. Is it itchy? Think I can handle an itchy sack but not an itchy crack."
I’ll book you in too
I haven’t the slightest clue about regrowth etc, waxing would be wasted on me I hardly need to shave  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shaved.. not just on face but ahem ahem
Bum?
Nooo
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Fuck pics.. face time me
I’ve never been good at guessing games! "
How’s your history with blinddates? |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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I range from clean shaven to full stubble. Normally have a shave every 2/3 days. Friday’s if I know I am going out or to a club on Saturday then tend to leave it and just tidy up the bit benearth my chin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was fully bearded until Friday evening when I trimmed it right down and then took myself off for a wet shave on Saturday morning. Will shave each morning until September then the beard starts again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems lots of ladies like the hirsuit look but I prefer clean shaven guys... are there any out there or are you all beardy? "
Generally no hair for me except on the top of my head
Mr B |
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if he posts, tell him to shave or fuck off. Thems choices. 
occasionally let it grow but not for to long it itches. 
