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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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I love the city centre after work, the lights, people shopping, carol singers.... just has a fantastic feel about it..
and if the snowflakes start to blow thro.... magical |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love Christmas
You just want to sit on hunky Santas knee....
I do indeed.... "
slips into my oversized red boiler suit and quickly fashions a false white beard out of pillow stuffing
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Ho! Ho! Ho!.....come n sit on Santa's knee here  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"I love Christmas
You just want to sit on hunky Santas knee....
I do indeed....
slips into my oversized red boiler suit and quickly fashions a false white beard out of pillow stuffing
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Ho! Ho! Ho!.....come n sit on Santa's knee here "
You may wish to move this to the stories and fantasy forum......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What gets us annoyed about xmas is the supermarkets !! Some people run around the supermarkets before xmas and buying 6 loaves of bread 4 bags of sugar 20 pints of milk and generaly buying enough for to feed a small country..
we understand that people will have visitors etc and need extra food.. but FFS try to remember that the Shops are only Shut for One Day  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I absolutely love Christmas, everything about it. The lights are so pretty, I love the cards, the wrapping paper, the special little touches.
I've seen a gorgeous christmas decoration that I must have, its a village scene but its just so pretty. I like unusual decorations. I absolutely detest those huge blow up santas that people put outside, or houses that overdo the decorations. Cannot stand cheap and tacky decorations |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every year I deliberate on whether to slash one of those blow up santas. I know its a criminal act, and I know I cannot afford to have a conviction for criminal damage, but I am so tempted to do it. |
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Anybody that likes Christmas should be forced into a bareback 3some with "tiny" Tim & Bob "scratch'it" !
All those once a year family's that invade your local & act like they own the place should be put against a wall & buggered with a xmas tree...
Aaannnnnnnd breath....
Rhett (aka Ebenezer) |
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"Anybody that likes Christmas should be forced into a bareback 3some with "tiny" Tim & Bob "scratch'it" !
All those once a year family's that invade your local & act like they own the place should be put against a wall & buggered with a xmas tree...
Aaannnnnnnd breath....
Rhett (aka Ebenezer)"
Santa must have given you a bad time! Didn't he use lube |
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"Anybody that likes Christmas should be forced into a bareback 3some with "tiny" Tim & Bob "scratch'it" !
All those once a year family's that invade your local & act like they own the place should be put against a wall & buggered with a xmas tree...
Aaannnnnnnd breath....
Rhett (aka Ebenezer)
Santa must have given you a bad time! Didn't he use lube "
Just because Santa wouldn't let him sit on his knee 
** Discalaimer** This is not the joint opinion of the Horny Horwich Couple lol
Scarlett |
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"Anybody that likes Christmas should be forced into a bareback 3some with "tiny" Tim & Bob "scratch'it" !
All those once a year family's that invade your local & act like they own the place should be put against a wall & buggered with a xmas tree...
Aaannnnnnnd breath....
Rhett (aka Ebenezer)
Santa must have given you a bad time! Didn't he use lube
Just because Santa wouldn't let him sit on his knee
** Discalaimer** This is not the joint opinion of the Horny Horwich Couple lol
Scarlett "
I always want one of them gurlie elf helpers santa has |
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"Anybody that likes Christmas should be forced into a bareback 3some with "tiny" Tim & Bob "scratch'it" !
All those once a year family's that invade your local & act like they own the place should be put against a wall & buggered with a xmas tree...
Aaannnnnnnd breath....
Rhett (aka Ebenezer)
Santa must have given you a bad time! Didn't he use lube
Just because Santa wouldn't let him sit on his knee
** Discalaimer** This is not the joint opinion of the Horny Horwich Couple lol
Scarlett
I always want one of them gurlie elf helpers santa has "
I got accosted by a girl elf in Manchester once and not in a nice way. So girlie elves are not on my Xmas list
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