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Sub-species Proboscigar Aterimus Goliath. The weight of the female Palm Cockatoo is between 500-950 grams, and the males weigh between 540-1100 grams. Both females and males height range from 49-68 centimeters. The wings are about 35.1 centimeters, the tail about 23.8 centimeters, the bill about 9.1 centimeters, and the tarsus about 3.5 centimeters. These Palm Cockatoos are very large birds. They are the largest of all parrots. The scientific name is derived from both Greek and Latin. Proboscis is Greek for nose, gero is Greek for carry, and atterimus is Latin for black. Most Palm Cockatoos are dark gray and black with a cheek-patch of bare red skin . The cheek skin color may change according to their level of stress, it may change pink or beige if it is stressed, or if it is excited it will turn yellow. Palm Cockatoos have a very strong mandible, which they use for cracking nuts.
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I just read in brief, that woodpeckers have specialized baks to avoid brain damage...so im lookig at specialized titanium/rubber condoms.means i can bang as hard as possible without endangering my minibrainbag |
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"I just read in brief, that woodpeckers have specialized baks to avoid brain damage...so im lookig at specialized titanium/rubber condoms.means i can bang as hard as possible without endangering my minibrainbag"
full metal jacket if ya wanna love em longtime
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"I just read in brief, that woodpeckers have specialized baks to avoid brain damage...so im lookig at specialized titanium/rubber condoms.means i can bang as hard as possible without endangering my minibrainbag"
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"I just read in brief, that woodpeckers have specialized baks to avoid brain damage...so im lookig at specialized titanium/rubber condoms.means i can bang as hard as possible without endangering my minibrainbag
Which head are you putting the condom over?? "
was hoping ur mouth would be performing the slipping on MrsArtful...its anchovies flavour too!!!
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"I just read in brief, that woodpeckers have specialized baks to avoid brain damage...so im lookig at specialized titanium/rubber condoms.means i can bang as hard as possible without endangering my minibrainbag
Which head are you putting the condom over??
was hoping ur mouth would be performing the slipping on MrsArtful...its anchovies flavour too!!!
either heads fine...safesex rocks"
Safe sex with rocks can't be that safe, especially if your hanging from a cliff face 
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