"If they're having phone sex right now I highly doubt they're concerned about replying to this thread
The voice of reason  "
I must have woken on the sensible side of the bed today. I must change that |
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"If they're having phone sex right now I highly doubt they're concerned about replying to this thread
The voice of reason
I must have woken on the sensible side of the bed today. I must change that "
Please do...its quite unnerving  |
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"If they're having phone sex right now I highly doubt they're concerned about replying to this thread
I said “enjoy phone sex” I didn’t say having phone sex right now 
Did you not?
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I meant any couples that enjoy phone sex....are you together right now
I have a fantasy on my bucket list lol |
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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago
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"If they're having phone sex right now I highly doubt they're concerned about replying to this thread
I said “enjoy phone sex” I didn’t say having phone sex right now
Did you not?
I meant any couples that enjoy phone sex....are you together right now
I have a fantasy on my bucket list lol"
But as we are together right now, we don't have to phone each other to talk dirty. |
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"If they're having phone sex right now I highly doubt they're concerned about replying to this thread
I said “enjoy phone sex” I didn’t say having phone sex right now
Did you not?
I meant any couples that enjoy phone sex....are you together right now
I have a fantasy on my bucket list lol
But as we are together right now, we don't have to phone each other to talk dirty. "
I want to listen lol |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"If they're having phone sex right now I highly doubt they're concerned about replying to this thread
I said “enjoy phone sex” I didn’t say having phone sex right now
Did you not?
I meant any couples that enjoy phone sex....are you together right now
I have a fantasy on my bucket list lol
But as we are together right now, we don't have to phone each other to talk dirty.
I want to listen lol"
How can a couple hold the telephone while they are having sex? Most inconvenient, and not to mention tricky, since they would both need to be near the 'phone's mouthpiece..  |
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"If they're having phone sex right now I highly doubt they're concerned about replying to this thread
I said “enjoy phone sex” I didn’t say having phone sex right now
Did you not?
I meant any couples that enjoy phone sex....are you together right now
I have a fantasy on my bucket list lol
But as we are together right now, we don't have to phone each other to talk dirty.
I want to listen lol
How can a couple hold the telephone while they are having sex? Most inconvenient, and not to mention tricky, since they would both need to be near the 'phone's mouthpiece.. "
They could mime....... |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"If they're having phone sex right now I highly doubt they're concerned about replying to this thread
I said “enjoy phone sex” I didn’t say having phone sex right now
Did you not?
I meant any couples that enjoy phone sex....are you together right now
I have a fantasy on my bucket list lol
But as we are together right now, we don't have to phone each other to talk dirty.
I want to listen lol
How can a couple hold the telephone while they are having sex? Most inconvenient, and not to mention tricky, since they would both need to be near the 'phone's mouthpiece..
They could mime....... "
Brilliant!
Or play a pre-recorded session, and have a nice cup of tea while the OP cracks one off...  |
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"If they're having phone sex right now I highly doubt they're concerned about replying to this thread
I said “enjoy phone sex” I didn’t say having phone sex right now
Did you not?
I meant any couples that enjoy phone sex....are you together right now
I have a fantasy on my bucket list lol
But as we are together right now, we don't have to phone each other to talk dirty.
I want to listen lol
How can a couple hold the telephone while they are having sex? Most inconvenient, and not to mention tricky, since they would both need to be near the 'phone's mouthpiece..
They could mime.......
Brilliant!
Or play a pre-recorded session, and have a nice cup of tea while the OP cracks one off... "
Plan...... |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"If they're having phone sex right now I highly doubt they're concerned about replying to this thread
I said “enjoy phone sex” I didn’t say having phone sex right now
Did you not?
I meant any couples that enjoy phone sex....are you together right now
I have a fantasy on my bucket list lol
But as we are together right now, we don't have to phone each other to talk dirty.
I want to listen lol
How can a couple hold the telephone while they are having sex? Most inconvenient, and not to mention tricky, since they would both need to be near the 'phone's mouthpiece..
They could mime.......
Brilliant!
Or play a pre-recorded session, and have a nice cup of tea while the OP cracks one off...
Plan...... "
...let's just hope they have enough time to make the tea...  |
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"If they're having phone sex right now I highly doubt they're concerned about replying to this thread
I said “enjoy phone sex” I didn’t say having phone sex right now
Did you not?
I meant any couples that enjoy phone sex....are you together right now
I have a fantasy on my bucket list lol
But as we are together right now, we don't have to phone each other to talk dirty.
I want to listen lol
How can a couple hold the telephone while they are having sex? Most inconvenient, and not to mention tricky, since they would both need to be near the 'phone's mouthpiece..
They could mime.......
Brilliant!
Or play a pre-recorded session, and have a nice cup of tea while the OP cracks one off...
Plan......
...let's just hope they have enough time to make the tea... "
Tea bags, handy for a quickie.....
*do not let Hatter see the words "tea bags" |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"If they're having phone sex right now I highly doubt they're concerned about replying to this thread
I said “enjoy phone sex” I didn’t say having phone sex right now
Did you not?
I meant any couples that enjoy phone sex....are you together right now
I have a fantasy on my bucket list lol
But as we are together right now, we don't have to phone each other to talk dirty.
I want to listen lol
How can a couple hold the telephone while they are having sex? Most inconvenient, and not to mention tricky, since they would both need to be near the 'phone's mouthpiece..
They could mime.......
Brilliant!
Or play a pre-recorded session, and have a nice cup of tea while the OP cracks one off...
Plan......
...let's just hope they have enough time to make the tea...
Tea bags, handy for a quickie.....
*do not let Hatter see the words "tea bags""
...I just hope that the kettle comes to the boil before he does.. |
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"If they're having phone sex right now I highly doubt they're concerned about replying to this thread
I said “enjoy phone sex” I didn’t say having phone sex right now
Did you not?
I meant any couples that enjoy phone sex....are you together right now
I have a fantasy on my bucket list lol
But as we are together right now, we don't have to phone each other to talk dirty.
I want to listen lol
How can a couple hold the telephone while they are having sex? Most inconvenient, and not to mention tricky, since they would both need to be near the 'phone's mouthpiece..
They could mime.......
Brilliant!
Or play a pre-recorded session, and have a nice cup of tea while the OP cracks one off...
Plan......
...let's just hope they have enough time to make the tea...
Tea bags, handy for a quickie.....
*do not let Hatter see the words "tea bags"
...I just hope that the kettle comes to the boil before he does.. "
He's a slow boiler..... |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"If they're having phone sex right now I highly doubt they're concerned about replying to this thread
I said “enjoy phone sex” I didn’t say having phone sex right now
Did you not?
I meant any couples that enjoy phone sex....are you together right now
I have a fantasy on my bucket list lol
But as we are together right now, we don't have to phone each other to talk dirty.
I want to listen lol
How can a couple hold the telephone while they are having sex? Most inconvenient, and not to mention tricky, since they would both need to be near the 'phone's mouthpiece..
They could mime.......
Brilliant!
Or play a pre-recorded session, and have a nice cup of tea while the OP cracks one off...
Plan......
...let's just hope they have enough time to make the tea...
Tea bags, handy for a quickie.....
*do not let Hatter see the words "tea bags"
...I just hope that the kettle comes to the boil before he does..
He's a slow boiler....."
I hope so...it would be a shame to miss out on a brew! |
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"If they're having phone sex right now I highly doubt they're concerned about replying to this thread
I said “enjoy phone sex” I didn’t say having phone sex right now
Did you not?
I meant any couples that enjoy phone sex....are you together right now
I have a fantasy on my bucket list lol
But as we are together right now, we don't have to phone each other to talk dirty.
I want to listen lol
How can a couple hold the telephone while they are having sex? Most inconvenient, and not to mention tricky, since they would both need to be near the 'phone's mouthpiece..
They could mime.......
Brilliant!
Or play a pre-recorded session, and have a nice cup of tea while the OP cracks one off...
Plan......
...let's just hope they have enough time to make the tea...
Tea bags, handy for a quickie.....
*do not let Hatter see the words "tea bags"
...I just hope that the kettle comes to the boil before he does..
He's a slow boiler.....
I hope so...it would be a shame to miss out on a brew!"
He does make a good cuppa. |
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