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over a year ago
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Not to seem interesting or make conversation but to save feelings. That's the only time a lie will slip out and they're superficial lies to strangers that show their interest but it's not reciprocated. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ummmm, for those who have read my comments will know I'm genuine.. I speak my mind and not affraid of people's reactions or thoughts about what I say. I speak the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. But some of YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah.
I fancy you, Clem. Interested?
I am, but My broken leg prevents me from meeting you.
Porkies!
No, it is broken. I shackled him to a bed and then hobbled him.
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Good ol’ Annie Wilkes. |
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"Ummmm, for those who have read my comments will know I'm genuine.. I speak my mind and not affraid of people's reactions or thoughts about what I say. I speak the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. But some of YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! "
You cant be that vain? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Ummmm, for those who have read my comments will know I'm genuine.. I speak my mind and not affraid of people's reactions or thoughts about what I say. I speak the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. But some of YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! "
We only have your typed words that that is the truth. It could be a very elaborate lie.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ummmm, for those who have read my comments will know I'm genuine.. I speak my mind and not affraid of people's reactions or thoughts about what I say. I speak the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. But some of YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! "
So. Want. To. Make. A. Joke. About. The. Oath. Line. You. Just. Quoted. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Yeah.
I fancy you, Clem. Interested?
I am, but My broken leg prevents me from meeting you.
Porkies!
No, it is broken. I shackled him to a bed and then hobbled him.
It's what i deserved. "
Wait until I get the hammer...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ummmm, for those who have read my comments will know I'm genuine.. I speak my mind and not affraid of people's reactions or thoughts about what I say. I speak the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. But some of YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
We only have your typed words that that is the truth. It could be a very elaborate lie.
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Oooooohhhh... Could be.... Just have to take my typed word for it then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah.
I fancy you, Clem. Interested?
I am, but My broken leg prevents me from meeting you.
Porkies!
No, it is broken. I shackled him to a bed and then hobbled him.
It's what i deserved.
Wait until I get the hammer...
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Castrate him! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Yeah.
I fancy you, Clem. Interested?
I am, but My broken leg prevents me from meeting you.
Porkies!
No, it is broken. I shackled him to a bed and then hobbled him.
It's what i deserved.
Wait until I get the hammer...
Castrate him! "
I haven't had my pole dance yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah.
I fancy you, Clem. Interested?
I am, but My broken leg prevents me from meeting you.
Porkies!
No, it is broken. I shackled him to a bed and then hobbled him.
It's what i deserved.
Wait until I get the hammer...
Castrate him!
I haven't had my pole dance yet."
Well it is May |
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"Yeah.
I fancy you, Clem. Interested?
I am, but My broken leg prevents me from meeting you.
Porkies!
No, it is broken. I shackled him to a bed and then hobbled him.
It's what i deserved.
Wait until I get the hammer...
Castrate him!
I haven't had my pole dance yet."
I used to teach pole dancing in prenatal classes during a gap year. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah.
I fancy you, Clem. Interested?
I am, but My broken leg prevents me from meeting you.
Porkies!
No, it is broken. I shackled him to a bed and then hobbled him.
It's what i deserved.
Wait until I get the hammer...
Castrate him!
I haven't had my pole dance yet.
I used to teach pole dancing in prenatal classes during a gap year."
At least to sound feasible Clem |
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"Yeah.
I fancy you, Clem. Interested?
I am, but My broken leg prevents me from meeting you.
Porkies!
No, it is broken. I shackled him to a bed and then hobbled him.
It's what i deserved.
Wait until I get the hammer...
Castrate him!
I haven't had my pole dance yet.
I used to teach pole dancing in prenatal classes during a gap year.
At least to sound feasible Clem "
Really? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldnt lie to save my life..
Good job its been interesting enough without the need for all that fibbing "
So if I held you over a cliff and said I'll drop you if you don't lie to me. You couldn't do it?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah.
I fancy you, Clem. Interested?
I am, but My broken leg prevents me from meeting you.
Porkies!
No, it is broken. I shackled him to a bed and then hobbled him.
It's what i deserved.
Wait until I get the hammer...
Castrate him!
I haven't had my pole dance yet.
I used to teach pole dancing in prenatal classes during a gap year.
At least to sound feasible Clem
Really? "
Who nicked me try? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to teach pole dancing in prenatal classes during a gap year.
At least to sound feasible Clem
Really?
Who nicked me try?
Some will steal anything these days."
I know I put it in there. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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I used to teach pole dancing in prenatal classes during a gap year.
At least to sound feasible Clem
Really?
Who nicked me try?
Some will steal anything these days.
I know I put it in there. "
I could have sworn I put the mango in the fridge but it wasn't there. |
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I used to teach pole dancing in prenatal classes during a gap year.
At least to sound feasible Clem
Really?
Who nicked me try?
Some will steal anything these days.
I know I put it in there.
I could have sworn I put the mango in the fridge but it wasn't there. "
What! Some fecker stole your fridge |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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I used to teach pole dancing in prenatal classes during a gap year.
At least to sound feasible Clem
Really?
Who nicked me try?
Some will steal anything these days.
I know I put it in there.
I could have sworn I put the mango in the fridge but it wasn't there.
What! Some fecker stole your fridge "
I hope not. I think I may have left my credit cards in it.
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By (user no longer on site)
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I used to teach pole dancing in prenatal classes during a gap year.
At least to sound feasible Clem
Really?
Who nicked me try?
Some will steal anything these days.
I know I put it in there.
I could have sworn I put the mango in the fridge but it wasn't there.
What! Some fecker stole your fridge "
Think yourselves lucky, somebody came round here and nicked the beer out of my glass |
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I used to teach pole dancing in prenatal classes during a gap year.
At least to sound feasible Clem
Really?
Who nicked me try?
Some will steal anything these days.
I know I put it in there.
I could have sworn I put the mango in the fridge but it wasn't there.
What! Some fecker stole your fridge
I hope not. I think I may have left my credit cards in it.
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Ah, it all makes sense now. You have obviously overspent and are looking for a cool off period |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No
My memory is shit.
I can't remember half the things I've actually done, without trying to remember made up stuff!
I bet mine is shitter."
You’re a big shitter. You shit it right out the park. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No
My memory is shit.
I can't remember half the things I've actually done, without trying to remember made up stuff!
I bet mine is shitter.
You’re a big shitter. You shit it right out the park. "
I shit you not ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No
My memory is shit.
I can't remember half the things I've actually done, without trying to remember made up stuff!
I bet mine is shitter.
You’re a big shitter. You shit it right out the park.
I shit you not ! "
You’re a shit with all the boys! Top of the shit parade! |
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