FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Advice for Men who are finding it tricky on here
Advice for Men who are finding it tricky on here
Jump to: Newest in thread
Don’t feel low. Be happy and sing. Sing this. It was by George Formby in 1933.
“
Now, I know I'm not handsome
No good looks or wealth
But the girls I chase say my plain face
Will compromise their health
Now, I know fellahs worse than me
Bow-legged and boss-eyed
Walking out with lovely women
Clinging to their side
Now, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
Look at Empress Josephine
The most attractive woman that ever was seen
Yet Napoleon, short and fat
Captivates a lovely looking girl like that
Now, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me
Last night I went out walking
My intentions were to click
But the sights I saw while walking out
They nearly made me sick
I saw a lot of lovely girls
Attractive little dears
Arm in arm with ugly men
With cauliflower ears
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
What can the attraction be
That's the thing that always starts to worry me
Although I haven't got a bean
I've got a lot of things the girls have never seen
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me
Now, I went on my holidays
Down to the gay seaside
I saw a lot of things there
Being hidden by the tide
The way the women jumped around
The men there in the sea
Made me think that there
Is still a good chance left for me
'Cause if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
Of all the shapes and sizes there
I've got a chance of clicking yet, I do declare
Oh, I don't want to be a nark
I saw a lot of things below the water mark
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me
Take Lord Nelson with one limb
Lady William Hamilton, she fell for him
With one eye and one arm gone west
She ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest
Well, if women like them like men like those
Why don't women like me, hey-hey
Why don't women like me?” |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
My Granddad used to tell me that George Formby was actually his godfather. I don't know whether to believe him or not. I do tend to lean towards thinking he was telling porkie pies because he also claimed to know Johnny Wilkinson. Either it's true or he was just winding me up. I'm going for the latter. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Sounds like it wos almost ritton about me lol  "
Nah, this ones for you. It’s called ‘Swimmin with the Wimmin’ by George Formby
There's lots and lots of people at the seaside to be found
Some play golf or tennis, others like to take a rest
But here’s the kind of exercise that I enjoy the best.When I go swimin with the wimmin , ee I do have a real good timeBobbing up and down in the water, it comes just below my Mason Dixie lineTo see the ladies do their exercises,You wouldn't think that half of them were slimmingAnd when the girls stand up to sneeze you can see their housemaids kneesIf you go swimmin with the wimmin .Now even when I am at home and working day to dayI always do look forward to my half day holidayThe people don't invite me out, they know my half day's mixedI go out to the baths that day because the bathing's mixed.And I go swimmin' with the wimmin' and I do have a real good timeI go bobbing up and down in the water, with a pretty girl whose name is Adeline.You ought to see her latest bathing costumeIt's nothing but a little bit of trimmingAnd what I took to be her face turned out to be a different placeWhen I went swimmin' with the wimnin'.One day I went in with some of my relationsAnd someone went and pushed my Uncle Jim inHe came up gasping for his breath and shouted "What a lovely deathTo die when swimmin' with the wimmin''.Once I went swimmin' with the wimmin' and I did feel a big soft thingA woman went and fainted in the waterAnd where she disappeared it left a ringSo I jumped in with nearly all my clothes onAnd swam until my eyesight started dimmingAnd after fighting for my life I found I'd gon |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My Granddad used to tell me that George Formby was actually his godfather. I don't know whether to believe him or not. I do tend to lean towards thinking he was telling porkie pies because he also claimed to know Johnny Wilkinson. Either it's true or he was just winding me up. I'm going for the latter."
be cool if he had been!  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"My Granddad used to tell me that George Formby was actually his godfather. I don't know whether to believe him or not. I do tend to lean towards thinking he was telling porkie pies because he also claimed to know Johnny Wilkinson. Either it's true or he was just winding me up. I'm going for the latter. be cool if he had been! "
It would. I don't know, maybe he is telling the truth. He always seemed quite serious about it. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Sounds like it wos almost ritton about me lol
Nah, this ones for you. It’s called ‘Swimmin with the Wimmin’ by George Formby
There's lots and lots of people at the seaside to be found
Some play golf or tennis, others like to take a rest
But here’s the kind of exercise that I enjoy the best.When I go swimin with the wimmin , ee I do have a real good timeBobbing up and down in the water, it comes just below my Mason Dixie lineTo see the ladies do their exercises,You wouldn't think that half of them were slimmingAnd when the girls stand up to sneeze you can see their housemaids kneesIf you go swimmin with the wimmin .Now even when I am at home and working day to dayI always do look forward to my half day holidayThe people don't invite me out, they know my half day's mixedI go out to the baths that day because the bathing's mixed.And I go swimmin' with the wimmin' and I do have a real good timeI go bobbing up and down in the water, with a pretty girl whose name is Adeline.You ought to see her latest bathing costumeIt's nothing but a little bit of trimmingAnd what I took to be her face turned out to be a different placeWhen I went swimmin' with the wimnin'.One day I went in with some of my relationsAnd someone went and pushed my Uncle Jim inHe came up gasping for his breath and shouted "What a lovely deathTo die when swimmin' with the wimmin''.Once I went swimmin' with the wimmin' and I did feel a big soft thingA woman went and fainted in the waterAnd where she disappeared it left a ringSo I jumped in with nearly all my clothes onAnd swam until my eyesight started dimmingAnd after fighting for my life I found I'd gon"
I don't get all that 1. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Sounds like it wos almost ritton about me lol
Nah, this ones for you. It’s called ‘Swimmin with the Wimmin’ by George Formby
There's lots and lots of people at the seaside to be found
Some play golf or tennis, others like to take a rest
But here’s the kind of exercise that I enjoy the best.When I go swimin with the wimmin , ee I do have a real good timeBobbing up and down in the water, it comes just below my Mason Dixie lineTo see the ladies do their exercises,You wouldn't think that half of them were slimmingAnd when the girls stand up to sneeze you can see their housemaids kneesIf you go swimmin with the wimmin .Now even when I am at home and working day to dayI always do look forward to my half day holidayThe people don't invite me out, they know my half day's mixedI go out to the baths that day because the bathing's mixed.And I go swimmin' with the wimmin' and I do have a real good timeI go bobbing up and down in the water, with a pretty girl whose name is Adeline.You ought to see her latest bathing costumeIt's nothing but a little bit of trimmingAnd what I took to be her face turned out to be a different placeWhen I went swimmin' with the wimnin'.One day I went in with some of my relationsAnd someone went and pushed my Uncle Jim inHe came up gasping for his breath and shouted "What a lovely deathTo die when swimmin' with the wimmin''.Once I went swimmin' with the wimmin' and I did feel a big soft thingA woman went and fainted in the waterAnd where she disappeared it left a ringSo I jumped in with nearly all my clothes onAnd swam until my eyesight started dimmingAnd after fighting for my life I found I'd gon
I don't get all that 1."
It’s got the word ‘seaside’ in it. Best I could do, mate |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Sounds like it wos almost ritton about me lol
Nah, this ones for you. It’s called ‘Swimmin with the Wimmin’ by George Formby
There's lots and lots of people at the seaside to be found
Some play golf or tennis, others like to take a rest
But here’s the kind of exercise that I enjoy the best.When I go swimin with the wimmin , ee I do have a real good timeBobbing up and down in the water, it comes just below my Mason Dixie lineTo see the ladies do their exercises,You wouldn't think that half of them were slimmingAnd when the girls stand up to sneeze you can see their housemaids kneesIf you go swimmin with the wimmin .Now even when I am at home and working day to dayI always do look forward to my half day holidayThe people don't invite me out, they know my half day's mixedI go out to the baths that day because the bathing's mixed.And I go swimmin' with the wimmin' and I do have a real good timeI go bobbing up and down in the water, with a pretty girl whose name is Adeline.You ought to see her latest bathing costumeIt's nothing but a little bit of trimmingAnd what I took to be her face turned out to be a different placeWhen I went swimmin' with the wimnin'.One day I went in with some of my relationsAnd someone went and pushed my Uncle Jim inHe came up gasping for his breath and shouted "What a lovely deathTo die when swimmin' with the wimmin''.Once I went swimmin' with the wimmin' and I did feel a big soft thingA woman went and fainted in the waterAnd where she disappeared it left a ringSo I jumped in with nearly all my clothes onAnd swam until my eyesight started dimmingAnd after fighting for my life I found I'd gon
I don't get all that 1.
It’s got the word ‘seaside’ in it. Best I could do, mate "
R ok lol  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
