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"He makes that shower cubicle look untidy. "Skid marks on her white knickers...  | |||
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"Up yours!" ...yes please!  | |||
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"Up yours! ...yes please! "For fuck same woman, can't you follow the rules of the game???   | |||
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"Up yours! ...yes please!
For fuck same woman, can't you follow the rules of the game??? "No! | |||
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"Up yours! ...yes please!
For fuck same woman, can't you follow the rules of the game???
No! "Ass....arse... same size doll so irrelevant x | |||
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"Should have gone to spec savers " i do haha | |||
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"Should have gone to spec savers i do haha" Insults people in the style of Mother Theresa. Jesus man, make an effort will you! | |||
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"Should have gone to spec savers i do haha Insults people in the style of Mother Theresa. Jesus man, make an effort will you! " Call those tits?! | |||
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"Should have gone to spec savers i do haha Insults people in the style of Mother Theresa. Jesus man, make an effort will you! Call those tits?! "Face like a melted welly, no wonder she hides it! | |||
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"Should have gone to spec savers i do haha Insults people in the style of Mother Theresa. Jesus man, make an effort will you! Call those tits?!
Face like a melted welly, no wonder she hides it! "Whereas your face was a replica of a badger's arse! | |||
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"47 looking to play with 35 year olds get real "Looking to meet people up to 99. Eeeewwww | |||
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"Should have gone to spec savers i do haha Insults people in the style of Mother Theresa. Jesus man, make an effort will you! " no thanks mr and mrs rude | |||
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"Look like Roy croppers pedo older brother." Your photo is bland | |||
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"Look like Roy croppers pedo older brother. Your photo is bland "Well the pics are to good to insult so suppose it will have to be southern softie | |||
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"Look like Roy croppers pedo older brother. Your photo is bland
Well the pics are to good to insult so suppose it will have to be southern softie"Yawn...did you say something?.. | |||
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"Look like Roy croppers pedo older brother. Your photo is bland
Well the pics are to good to insult so suppose it will have to be southern softie"Too many 7s in username it's 777!! Those of you who like Danzig will know what I mean | |||
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"Is that a leak between your legs?" No I'm just pleased to see you lol. How's it going in farrrmerrr laaaannnd? Pint o ciderrr!! | |||
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"Is that a leak between your legs? No I'm just pleased to see you lol. How's it going in farrrmerrr laaaannnd? Pint o ciderrr!! "Stripse in the background makin me too dizzy to read it | |||
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"Bloke in a frock " He is Donald Trumps biggest fan. | |||
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"Bloke in a frock He is Donald Trumps biggest fan." He's got a long . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Profile  | |||
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"Is that a leak between your legs? No I'm just pleased to see you lol. How's it going in farrrmerrr laaaannnd? Pint o ciderrr!!
Stripse in the background makin me too dizzy to read it"It's in Millennium Stadium. Where the Rugby teams get interviewed. Had AAA pass when I worked the Beyonce concert!  | |||
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"She has nice boobs " You can't have a beard and be fabulou!? Just can't!! | |||
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"Looks like big mo "Vest is too tight.  | |||
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"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge" At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out. | |||
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"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out. "Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s | |||
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"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.
Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s
"That? from someone in Pink shoes?? | |||
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"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.
Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s
"Why,the very best people, of course. (and some others). | |||
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"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.
Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s
Why,the very best people, of course. (and some others)."...mutton dressed as lamb.. | |||
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"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.
Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s
Why,the very best people, of course. (and some others).
...mutton dressed as lamb.. "Terrible Nun. | |||
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"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.
Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s
Why,the very best people, of course. (and some others).
...mutton dressed as lamb..
Terrible Nun. "Getting none | |||
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"Dyslexic librarians" Prefer Lancashire anyway | |||
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"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.
Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s
Why,the very best people, of course. (and some others).
...mutton dressed as lamb.. "Aye well.Could be worse I s'pose. Could be mutton dressed as mutton. | |||
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"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.
Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s
Why,the very best people, of course. (and some others).
...mutton dressed as lamb..
Aye well.Could be worse I s'pose. Could be mutton dressed as mutton. "Crikey don't she go on 
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"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.
Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s
Why,the very best people, of course. (and some others).
...mutton dressed as lamb..
Aye well.Could be worse I s'pose. Could be mutton dressed as mutton.
Crikey don't she go on
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"more Paul O'Grady than 50 shades lol | |||
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"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.
Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s
Why,the very best people, of course. (and some others).
...mutton dressed as lamb..
Aye well.Could be worse I s'pose. Could be mutton dressed as mutton.
Crikey don't she go on
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"He's the kind of fool that lays in bed fingering chords,when he's got the most beautiful lady next to him,crying out for some attentions from those fingers. She's the kind of fool that will let him. | |||
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"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.
Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s
Why,the very best people, of course. (and some others).
...mutton dressed as lamb..
Aye well.Could be worse I s'pose. Could be mutton dressed as mutton.
Crikey don't she go on
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In a good way
He's the kind of fool that lays in bed fingering chords,when he's got the most beautiful lady next to him,crying out for some attentions from those fingers.
She's the kind of fool that will let him."dude looks like a lady | |||
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"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.
Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s
Why,the very best people, of course. (and some others).
...mutton dressed as lamb..
Aye well.Could be worse I s'pose. Could be mutton dressed as mutton.
Crikey don't she go on
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In a good way
He's the kind of fool that lays in bed fingering chords,when he's got the most beautiful lady next to him,crying out for some attentions from those fingers.
She's the kind of fool that will let him.dude looks like a lady"Dude looks like a bit of a jerk off. ( well, you chose those pics). | |||
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"Nasty Knickers says it all. BV is not a thing to shout about #discharge At least I've had my discharge,,,they'll never let you out.
Black ? Who wears black in the 2010’s
Why,the very best people, of course. (and some others).
...mutton dressed as lamb..
Aye well.Could be worse I s'pose. Could be mutton dressed as mutton.
Crikey don't she go on
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In a good way
He's the kind of fool that lays in bed fingering chords,when he's got the most beautiful lady next to him,crying out for some attentions from those fingers.
She's the kind of fool that will let him.dude looks like a lady
Dude looks like a bit of a jerk off.
( well, you chose those pics)."Lady looks like a dude | |||
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"Doesn't know how to take a body pic. Step away from the camera, you'll get more in! " Clearly def, she can't hear the smoke alarm... Or nick the battery for a toy... | |||
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"Doesn't know how to take a body pic. Step away from the camera, you'll get more in! Clearly def, she can't hear the smoke alarm... Or nick the battery for a toy..." Live too far away, beautiful couple teasing us from across the water  | |||
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"Doesn't know how to take a body pic. Step away from the camera, you'll get more in! Clearly def, she can't hear the smoke alarm... Or nick the battery for a toy... Live too far away, beautiful couple teasing us from across the water "the cyberman is sexier than him lol | |||
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"Doesn't know how to take a body pic. Step away from the camera, you'll get more in! Clearly def, she can't hear the smoke alarm... Or nick the battery for a toy... Live too far away, beautiful couple teasing us from across the water the cyberman is sexier than him lol"The broken slide is a better ride in the park. | |||
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"Doesn't know how to take a body pic. Step away from the camera, you'll get more in! Clearly def, she can't hear the smoke alarm... Or nick the battery for a toy... Live too far away, beautiful couple teasing us from across the water the cyberman is sexier than him lol
The broken slide is a better ride in the park."u could of hid your cock behind a penny whistle | |||
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"Aren’t you the chap off gogglebox?" last time I saw legs like that, was on a queen Anne dressing table | |||
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"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol" Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x | |||
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"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x" Well I can’t tell if your fake or not! Lol Why private images only ashamed?? | |||
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"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x Well I can’t tell if your fake or not! Lol Why private images only ashamed??" That's a lovely dress you are wearing in your pics. Such beautiful material and you were lucky to be able to find so much of it. (with my apologies to Dame Edna) | |||
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"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x Well I can’t tell if your fake or not! Lol Why private images only ashamed?? That's a lovely dress you are wearing in your pics. Such beautiful material and you were lucky to be able to find so much of it. (with my apologies to Dame Edna) "I'll bet you meet at the drop of a hat..  | |||
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"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x Well I can’t tell if your fake or not! Lol Why private images only ashamed?? That's a lovely dress you are wearing in your pics. Such beautiful material and you were lucky to be able to find so much of it. (with my apologies to Dame Edna)
I'll bet you meet at the drop of a hat.. "Gent pha pollycock | |||
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"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x Well I can’t tell if your fake or not! Lol Why private images only ashamed?? That's a lovely dress you are wearing in your pics. Such beautiful material and you were lucky to be able to find so much of it. (with my apologies to Dame Edna)
I'll bet you meet at the drop of a hat..
Gent pha pollycock
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"I hate that LadyQ looks better in stockings than I do. "As she said, she's the girl next door, looks just like our neighbour, she's 95 | |||
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"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x Well I can’t tell if your fake or not! Lol Why private images only ashamed?? That's a lovely dress you are wearing in your pics. Such beautiful material and you were lucky to be able to find so much of it. (with my apologies to Dame Edna)
I'll bet you meet at the drop of a hat.. "He's got a gym fit body with chiselled pecs and biceps,he's witty, articulate and well turned out (probably smells nice too) and yet,somehow he seems to think that is going to impress anyone,Ha,,,the fool.  | |||
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"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x Well I can’t tell if your fake or not! Lol Why private images only ashamed?? That's a lovely dress you are wearing in your pics. Such beautiful material and you were lucky to be able to find so much of it. (with my apologies to Dame Edna)
I'll bet you meet at the drop of a hat..
He's got a gym fit body with chiselled pecs and biceps,he's witty, articulate and well turned out (probably smells nice too) and yet,somehow he seems to think that is going to impress anyone,Ha,,,the fool. "
Spot on. Hasn't worked so far.
She thinks that an Indiana Jones style hat is going to bring her adventure and that she'll find a guy who knows where the hidden treasure lurks.
Probably not a fan of snakes either.
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"Gent on the streets. Total arsehole in private though. " Haha!! Rooby Dooooo!! Little too Scrappy and Shaggy for my liking. | |||
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"Gent on the streets. Total arsehole in private though. Haha!! Rooby Dooooo!! Little too Scrappy and Shaggy for my liking. " the suit don't make the man | |||
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"Are you a horse and carriage then?" come find out and I'll ruin u so good u will go running to a&e for anal stitches | |||
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"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x Well I can’t tell if your fake or not! Lol Why private images only ashamed??" Lol something about this thread that i like haha | |||
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"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x Well I can’t tell if your fake or not! Lol Why private images only ashamed?? Lol something about this thread that i like haha" better put that arse away, don't wanna an eclipse happening now do we | |||
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"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x Well I can’t tell if your fake or not! Lol Why private images only ashamed?? Lol something about this thread that i like haha better put that arse away, don't wanna an eclipse happening now do we" Lol could say the same | |||
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"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x Well I can’t tell if your fake or not! Lol Why private images only ashamed?? That's a lovely dress you are wearing in your pics. Such beautiful material and you were lucky to be able to find so much of it. (with my apologies to Dame Edna)
I'll bet you meet at the drop of a hat..
He's got a gym fit body with chiselled pecs and biceps,he's witty, articulate and well turned out (probably smells nice too) and yet,somehow he seems to think that is going to impress anyone,Ha,,,the fool.
Spot on. Hasn't worked so far.
She thinks that an Indiana Jones style hat is going to bring her adventure and that she'll find a guy who knows where the hidden treasure lurks.
Probably not a fan of snakes either.
One eyed or otherwise. "When he sees a 'tits out,hat on' picture,he focuses on the hat. A little too much of a gentleman for this site,I think. | |||
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"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x Well I can’t tell if your fake or not! Lol Why private images only ashamed?? That's a lovely dress you are wearing in your pics. Such beautiful material and you were lucky to be able to find so much of it. (with my apologies to Dame Edna)
I'll bet you meet at the drop of a hat..
He's got a gym fit body with chiselled pecs and biceps,he's witty, articulate and well turned out (probably smells nice too) and yet,somehow he seems to think that is going to impress anyone,Ha,,,the fool.
Spot on. Hasn't worked so far.
She thinks that an Indiana Jones style hat is going to bring her adventure and that she'll find a guy who knows where the hidden treasure lurks.
Probably not a fan of snakes either.
One eyed or otherwise.
When he sees a 'tits out,hat on' picture,he focuses on the hat. A little too much of a gentleman for this site,I think. "With that hat, the 'er indoors quote, here, ladies and gentlemen, is Arthur Daley, or should that be Av a shag daily... | |||
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"Isn’t that red outfit too tight lol Fake breasts do nothing for me sorry x Well I can’t tell if your fake or not! Lol Why private images only ashamed?? That's a lovely dress you are wearing in your pics. Such beautiful material and you were lucky to be able to find so much of it. (with my apologies to Dame Edna)
I'll bet you meet at the drop of a hat..
He's got a gym fit body with chiselled pecs and biceps,he's witty, articulate and well turned out (probably smells nice too) and yet,somehow he seems to think that is going to impress anyone,Ha,,,the fool.
Spot on. Hasn't worked so far.
She thinks that an Indiana Jones style hat is going to bring her adventure and that she'll find a guy who knows where the hidden treasure lurks.
Probably not a fan of snakes either.
One eyed or otherwise.
When he sees a 'tits out,hat on' picture,he focuses on the hat. A little too much of a gentleman for this site,I think.
With that hat, the 'er indoors quote, here, ladies and gentlemen, is Arthur Daley, or should that be Av a shag daily... "Thought I’d see the wife playing with her G String Not you lol | |||
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"Lady in red more like Fred the red" Cock pics  | |||
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"Lady in red more like Fred the red" Shag,kiss, avoid? I'd rather have a shite sandwich. | |||
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"Lady in red more like Fred the red Shag,kiss, avoid? I'd rather have a shite sandwich." Can't think of an insult. Those pics are pretty hot. But they eat shit.. Bound to out people off.. | |||
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"Lady in red more like Fred the red Shag,kiss, avoid? I'd rather have a shite sandwich. Can't think of an insult. Those pics are pretty hot. But they eat shit.. Bound to out people off.." My suit is better than yours | |||
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"Lady in red more like Fred the red Shag,kiss, avoid? I'd rather have a shite sandwich. Can't think of an insult. Those pics are pretty hot. But they eat shit.. Bound to out people off.. My suit is better than yours "No my suits better than yours... | |||
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"Lady in red more like Fred the red Shag,kiss, avoid? I'd rather have a shite sandwich. Can't think of an insult. Those pics are pretty hot. But they eat shit.. Bound to out people off.. My suit is better than yours "Cheap as fuck suit and an even cheaper James Bond look. Double 0 Never Getting A Shag. | |||
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"Lady in red more like Fred the red Shag,kiss, avoid? I'd rather have a shite sandwich. Can't think of an insult. Those pics are pretty hot. But they eat shit.. Bound to out people off.. My suit is better than yours
Cheap as fuck suit and an even cheaper James Bond look.
Double 0 Never Getting A Shag. "Has the cheek to slate someone's suit even though they aren't dressed! | |||
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"Lady in red more like Fred the red Shag,kiss, avoid? I'd rather have a shite sandwich. Can't think of an insult. Those pics are pretty hot. But they eat shit.. Bound to out people off.. My suit is better than yours
Cheap as fuck suit and an even cheaper James Bond look.
Double 0 Never Getting A Shag.
Has the cheek to slate someone's suit even though they aren't dressed! "
A Yorkshire man with funk and soul..
Cum again... | |||
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"Lady in red more like Fred the red Shag,kiss, avoid? I'd rather have a shite sandwich. Can't think of an insult. Those pics are pretty hot. But they eat shit.. Bound to out people off.. My suit is better than yours
Cheap as fuck suit and an even cheaper James Bond look.
Double 0 Never Getting A Shag.
Has the cheek to slate someone's suit even though they aren't dressed!
A Yorkshire man with funk and soul..
Cum again..."Do your pants have C&A in? To make sure they're on the right way round | |||
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"Lady in red more like Fred the red Shag,kiss, avoid? I'd rather have a shite sandwich. Can't think of an insult. Those pics are pretty hot. But they eat shit.. Bound to out people off.. My suit is better than yours
Cheap as fuck suit and an even cheaper James Bond look.
Double 0 Never Getting A Shag.
Has the cheek to slate someone's suit even though they aren't dressed!
A Yorkshire man with funk and soul..
Cum again...
Do your pants have C&A in? To make sure they're on the right way round "Profile reads like 'War and Peace' | |||
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"Lady in red more like Fred the red Shag,kiss, avoid? I'd rather have a shite sandwich. Can't think of an insult. Those pics are pretty hot. But they eat shit.. Bound to out people off.. My suit is better than yours
Cheap as fuck suit and an even cheaper James Bond look.
Double 0 Never Getting A Shag.
Has the cheek to slate someone's suit even though they aren't dressed!
A Yorkshire man with funk and soul..
Cum again...
Do your pants have C&A in? To make sure they're on the right way round
Profile reads like 'War and Peace' "Likes her mind stimulated = loves electric shock therapy | |||
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"Lady in red more like Fred the red Shag,kiss, avoid? I'd rather have a shite sandwich. Can't think of an insult. Those pics are pretty hot. But they eat shit.. Bound to out people off.. My suit is better than yours
Cheap as fuck suit and an even cheaper James Bond look.
Double 0 Never Getting A Shag.
Has the cheek to slate someone's suit even though they aren't dressed!
A Yorkshire man with funk and soul..
Cum again...
Do your pants have C&A in? To make sure they're on the right way round
Profile reads like 'War and Peace'
Likes her mind stimulated = loves electric shock therapy "Yeah babe, I'm seriously kinky! | |||
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"@ Lisa B- so fucking goodie goodie and nice! Gaaaaa! "...straight | |||
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"What’s with all the black? You in morning for lack of sex?" There once was a lady called Q. Quite frankly her insults were poo. Whilst dressing in red, and dreaming of head, She dropped her blonde wig down the loo. | |||
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"What’s with all the black? You in morning for lack of sex? There once was a lady called Q. Quite frankly her insults were poo. Whilst dressing in red, and dreaming of head, She dropped her blonde wig down the loo. " There was a young gent from Northampton Who said I can't shag,I've got cramp on My poor little dick. I really feel sick because yesterday,it got stamped on. | |||
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"What’s with all the black? You in morning for lack of sex? There once was a lady called Q. Quite frankly her insults were poo. Whilst dressing in red, and dreaming of head, She dropped her blonde wig down the loo. There was a young gent from Northampton Who said I can't shag,I've got cramp on My poor little dick. I really feel sick because yesterday,it got stamped on." There once was a lady called Nasty. Who's insults, were frankly quite ghastly. But she had quite nice bits, and wonderful tits, I'll forgive her, I think I'll say lastly. | |||
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"What’s with all the black? You in morning for lack of sex? There once was a lady called Q. Quite frankly her insults were poo. Whilst dressing in red, and dreaming of head, She dropped her blonde wig down the loo. There was a young gent from Northampton Who said I can't shag,I've got cramp on My poor little dick. I really feel sick because yesterday,it got stamped on. There once was a lady called Nasty. Who's insults, were frankly quite ghastly. But she had quite nice bits, and wonderful tits, I'll forgive her, I think I'll say lastly. " There once was a gent on the street, Who had sexually active feet, Whilst giving himself a toe wank, He felt such a plank, As he timed out his only fab meet | |||
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"What’s with all the black? You in morning for lack of sex? There once was a lady called Q. Quite frankly her insults were poo. Whilst dressing in red, and dreaming of head, She dropped her blonde wig down the loo. There was a young gent from Northampton Who said I can't shag,I've got cramp on My poor little dick. I really feel sick because yesterday,it got stamped on. There once was a lady called Nasty. Who's insults, were frankly quite ghastly. But she had quite nice bits, and wonderful tits, I'll forgive her, I think I'll say lastly. There once was a gent on the street, Who had sexually active feet, Whilst giving himself a toe wank, He felt such a plank, As he timed out his only fab meet" A couple of folks known as shadies, Were hoping to meet a nice ladies. But they soon got a shock, When he flopped out a cock, And they cursed him to heaven and hades... | |||
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"What’s with all the black? You in morning for lack of sex? There once was a lady called Q. Quite frankly her insults were poo. Whilst dressing in red, and dreaming of head, She dropped her blonde wig down the loo. There was a young gent from Northampton Who said I can't shag,I've got cramp on My poor little dick. I really feel sick because yesterday,it got stamped on. There once was a lady called Nasty. Who's insults, were frankly quite ghastly. But she had quite nice bits, and wonderful tits, I'll forgive her, I think I'll say lastly. " He starts off quite well,full of promise but his endings are,frankly, a bit anticlimactic. | |||
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"What’s with all the black? You in morning for lack of sex? There once was a lady called Q. Quite frankly her insults were poo. Whilst dressing in red, and dreaming of head, She dropped her blonde wig down the loo. There was a young gent from Northampton Who said I can't shag,I've got cramp on My poor little dick. I really feel sick because yesterday,it got stamped on. There once was a lady called Nasty. Who's insults, were frankly quite ghastly. But she had quite nice bits, and wonderful tits, I'll forgive her, I think I'll say lastly. He starts off quite well,full of promise but his endings are,frankly, a bit anticlimactic. " Good job we're only talking limericks there. I shall wait with anticipation for you to reveal your potential. I'm sure it's hidden somewhere. I have faith in you poppet. | |||
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"He didnt come at all "Far too fit. Wore me out. Never again. | |||
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"What’s with all the black? You in morning for lack of sex? There once was a lady called Q. Quite frankly her insults were poo. Whilst dressing in red, and dreaming of head, She dropped her blonde wig down the loo. There was a young gent from Northampton Who said I can't shag,I've got cramp on My poor little dick. I really feel sick because yesterday,it got stamped on. There once was a lady called Nasty. Who's insults, were frankly quite ghastly. But she had quite nice bits, and wonderful tits, I'll forgive her, I think I'll say lastly. He starts off quite well,full of promise but his endings are,frankly, a bit anticlimactic. Good job we're only talking limericks there. I shall wait with anticipation for you to reveal your potential. I'm sure it's hidden somewhere. I have faith in you poppet. "Yes of course,,,the only disappointment is in what trips off your tongue. I'm sure you give satisfaction in all other aspects. Now,,,jump in your extremely fast sports car and come up here and show me what you can do.
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"What’s with all the black? You in morning for lack of sex? There once was a lady called Q. Quite frankly her insults were poo. Whilst dressing in red, and dreaming of head, She dropped her blonde wig down the loo. There was a young gent from Northampton Who said I can't shag,I've got cramp on My poor little dick. I really feel sick because yesterday,it got stamped on. There once was a lady called Nasty. Who's insults, were frankly quite ghastly. But she had quite nice bits, and wonderful tits, I'll forgive her, I think I'll say lastly. He starts off quite well,full of promise but his endings are,frankly, a bit anticlimactic. Good job we're only talking limericks there. I shall wait with anticipation for you to reveal your potential. I'm sure it's hidden somewhere. I have faith in you poppet.
Yes of course,,,the only disappointment is in what trips off your tongue. I'm sure you give satisfaction in all other aspects. Now,,,jump in your extremely fast sports car and come up here and show me what you can do.
(I'll give you 'hidden potential' )"Haha. i actually did laugh out loud. Bravo. I'm afraid my tongue piercing may get caught on your nipple and the fire brigade would have a field day. | |||
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"What’s with all the black? You in morning for lack of sex? There once was a lady called Q. Quite frankly her insults were poo. Whilst dressing in red, and dreaming of head, She dropped her blonde wig down the loo. There was a young gent from Northampton Who said I can't shag,I've got cramp on My poor little dick. I really feel sick because yesterday,it got stamped on. There once was a lady called Nasty. Who's insults, were frankly quite ghastly. But she had quite nice bits, and wonderful tits, I'll forgive her, I think I'll say lastly. He starts off quite well,full of promise but his endings are,frankly, a bit anticlimactic. Good job we're only talking limericks there. I shall wait with anticipation for you to reveal your potential. I'm sure it's hidden somewhere. I have faith in you poppet.
Yes of course,,,the only disappointment is in what trips off your tongue. I'm sure you give satisfaction in all other aspects. Now,,,jump in your extremely fast sports car and come up here and show me what you can do.
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Haha. i actually did laugh out loud. Bravo.
I'm afraid my tongue piercing may get caught on your nipple and the fire brigade would have a field day.
"I took the nip rigs out,for that very reason actually but I do have other jewellery that may snag a tongue stud,,,not that it's a problem as far as I'm concerned. Anyone going down there had better be prepared to be down there for a long time anyway,,,,that would give the fire fighters some thing to talk about later. Are you up to a challenge or should I just go straight to the fire station? I do like a man in uniform. | |||
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"God don’t she go on and on" I never use three or four words when a couple of thousand will easily do. | |||
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"God don’t she go on and on I never use three or four words when a couple of thousand will easily do." Still pining for Terry McCann and scotch at the Winchester Club XX | |||
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"God don’t she go on and on I never use three or four words when a couple of thousand will easily do. Still pining for Terry McCann and scotch at the Winchester Club XX" I could be so good for you.
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"God don’t she go on and on I never use three or four words when a couple of thousand will easily do. Still pining for Terry McCann and scotch at the Winchester Club XX I could be so good for you.
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"Fantastic thread. I've been chuckling all day. Crazy bastards!! "In love with himself.. | |||
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"Fantastic thread. I've been chuckling all day. Crazy bastards!!
In love with himself.. "Hey!! That's mean!! Oh... err. Lippy!! | |||
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"Fantastic thread. I've been chuckling all day. Crazy bastards!!
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"Fantastic thread. I've been chuckling all day. Crazy bastards!!
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"Fantastic thread. I've been chuckling all day. Crazy bastards!!
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"Fantastic thread. I've been chuckling all day. Crazy bastards!!
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Poor man's Rat Pack!"Hey!! Testy Rosa!! I'll have you know I love my Jack Daniels!! If it was good enough for Frank it was good enough for me!! | |||
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"Love smelling his finger after putting it in his ass ^ ."Learning to lace up his shoes. Well done buddy. You'll get there. | |||
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"Love smelling his finger after putting it in his ass ^ .
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Well done buddy. You'll get there. "Looking for a rainy day woman | |||
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"Love smelling his finger after putting it in his ass ^ .
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Well done buddy. You'll get there.
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"Love smelling his finger after putting it in his ass ^ .
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Well done buddy. You'll get there. "Haha | |||
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"Love smelling his finger after putting it in his ass ^ .
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Well done buddy. You'll get there.
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"Love smelling his finger after putting it in his ass ^ .
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Well done buddy. You'll get there.
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"Love smelling his finger after putting it in his ass ^ .
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"Love smelling his finger after putting it in his ass ^ .
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Not a great ring "Spends a fortune on stockings (4 pairs at a time) Man o t Street, wife reckon it is when with you | |||
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"By the way hop you alll enjoyed the insults thread" If the insults you got were spanks, your arse would feel like it is on fire... | |||
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"Stupid thread anyway" your thread so maybe your right it is shite but not too seen to impolite I'll add my insult tonight and say your not too bright xx | |||
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"Stupid thread anyway" Yeah, what kind of f*@"in' idiot would start a thread like this? | |||
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"By the way hop you alll enjoyed the insults thread" Nah..it's rubbish. | |||
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"By the way hop you alll enjoyed the insults thread Nah..it's rubbish. "your hat would look better viewed from above with you on your knees sucking me off | |||
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"By the way hop you alll enjoyed the insults thread Nah..it's rubbish. your hat would look better viewed from above with you on your knees sucking me off "But why would she go for a machine that two minutes after you put your pound coin in, it stops just as they start enjoying it. Far better they go for the unlimited two for one deal here | |||
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"By the way hop you alll enjoyed the insults thread Nah..it's rubbish. your hat would look better viewed from above with you on your knees sucking me off
But why would she go for a machine that two minutes after you put your pound coin in, it stops just as they start enjoying it. Far better they go for the unlimited two for one deal here"I agree. | |||
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"By the way hop you alll enjoyed the insults thread Nah..it's rubbish. your hat would look better viewed from above with you on your knees sucking me off
But why would she go for a machine that two minutes after you put your pound coin in, it stops just as they start enjoying it. Far better they go for the unlimited two for one deal here
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"By the way hop you alll enjoyed the insults thread Nah..it's rubbish. your hat would look better viewed from above with you on your knees sucking me off
But why would she go for a machine that two minutes after you put your pound coin in, it stops just as they start enjoying it. Far better they go for the unlimited two for one deal here"could be worse she could start blowing you and finish of with two stiffs | |||
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"Fuck Florence and the machine anyway" bend over bitch and take it like a man lol | |||
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"Are you in Hull or Scunthorpe, make your bloody mind up. "Can accom in Carlisle great holiday destination | |||
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"By the way hop you alll enjoyed the insults thread Nah..it's rubbish. your hat would look better viewed from above with you on your knees sucking me off
But why would she go for a machine that two minutes after you put your pound coin in, it stops just as they start enjoying it. Far better they go for the unlimited two for one deal here
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Is that an insult? Wow you are really nice aren't you.
You can keep your hat on"Wasn't really meant as an insult. But then the guy saying he wanted me to suck him with my hat on wasn't really an insult either. Me saying "I'm ok for dental floss,thanks",could be construed as an insult. (Implying that he's got a small penis...for the hard of understanding ).
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"Are you in Hull or Scunthorpe, make your bloody mind up. "Floating down the river, maybe? | |||
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"Are you in Hull or Scunthorpe, make your bloody mind up.
Can accom in Carlisle great holiday destination
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"Are you in Hull or Scunthorpe, make your bloody mind up.
Can accom in Carlisle great holiday destination
It’s definitely overrated "rather fuck on the side of a motorway in a car than in carlisle | |||
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