To encourage more women to seek out the ‘real thing’, Ann Summers are running a sex toy amnesty. Just return all of your toys - used / unused, washed or not to your nearest store.
Then go on Fab - message single guys in a effort to meet and experience more of the ‘real thing’. Please pass this message on to all your non Fab female friends and get them to join and balance the numbers.
Get messaging now. Tip - no need to be polite or courteous even ‘fuck me now’, ‘I want cock’,
‘Hello big boy’ that’s all it takes.
Ps - looking forward to some positive feedback.
Pps - that’s if I get time to read it as I’m expecting rather a lot of messages and to be very busy. |
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"To encourage more women to seek out the ‘real thing’, Ann Summers are running a sex toy amnesty. Just return all of your toys - used / unused, washed or not to your nearest store.
Then go on Fab - message single guys in a effort to meet and experience more of the ‘real thing’. Please pass this message on to all your non Fab female friends and get them to join and balance the numbers.
Get messaging now. Tip - no need to be polite or courteous even ‘fuck me now’, ‘I want cock’,
‘Hello big boy’ that’s all it takes.
Ps - looking forward to some positive feedback.
Pps - that’s if I get time to read it as I’m expecting rather a lot of messages and to be very busy."
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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago
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Perhaps if the real thing came fitted with an on off switch, didn't require any conversation and would turn up when and where they are supposed too, happy to be used and discarded at will, without needing finishing off too, they might be as popular as cheap sex toys, I'm sure there are many who would love to just be a cheap sex toy ...lol  |
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Very perceptive of you Mr Biscuit. I was shocked at the amount of women in that earlier post that seem happy playing solo. What’s that all about? It’s bad enough that quite a few also like to play with each other!
Just trying to point them in the right direction
, save them from themselves if you like.
Back to basics I call it. Come on girls - fuck a man. |
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"I know my lelo will do the job, a lot of men take too much effort for very little reward "
An unacceptable, and frankly poor explanation.
Put it back in the box, compose yourself, get dressed and off to hand it in. I look forward to your ‘to the point’ and vulgar message and will do my best to fit you in.
Off you go. |
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