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over a year ago
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"If I was shrunk down to the size of a ladybird how much time would it take me to walk around your waist? "
If this is a come on aimed specificly at me. It's working.
How did you know? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I was shrunk down to the size of a ladybird how much time would it take me to walk around your waist?
If this is a come on aimed specificly at me. It's working.
How did you know?"
Do you like my spots?
*flutters wings. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"3.14 times as long as it would to walk from one side to the other "
Oh. Someone paid attention in maths. That's only part of the equation, you need to know my speed! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Speed = distance over time
So, I'll measure my waist, time how long it takes you to crawl around me and et voila! "
That doesn't answer my question! I want you to tell me how long it will take  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"3.14 times as long as it would to walk from one side to the other
Oh. Someone paid attention in maths. That's only part of the equation, you need to know my speed! "
If the speed is constant, then its irrelevant. Assumes your waist is a perfect circle of course, not a big, gelatinous blob like mine... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"3.14 times as long as it would to walk from one side to the other
Oh. Someone paid attention in maths. That's only part of the equation, you need to know my speed!
If the speed is constant, then its irrelevant. Assumes your waist is a perfect circle of course, not a big, gelatinous blob like mine... "
Also. If the waist is toned there will be dips and things and my tiny legs will get stuck and those parts will take me longer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"3.14 times as long as it would to walk from one side to the other
Oh. Someone paid attention in maths. That's only part of the equation, you need to know my speed!
If the speed is constant, then its irrelevant. Assumes your waist is a perfect circle of course, not a big, gelatinous blob like mine...
Also. If the waist is toned there will be dips and things and my tiny legs will get stuck and those parts will take me longer. "
Incidentally, why is the bit btween a womans chest and hips called a waist?
Because evolution could have easily fitted an extra pair of tits in there!
Does anyone else know any other jokes that are better said aloud than written down? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"3.14 times as long as it would to walk from one side to the other
Oh. Someone paid attention in maths. That's only part of the equation, you need to know my speed!
If the speed is constant, then its irrelevant. Assumes your waist is a perfect circle of course, not a big, gelatinous blob like mine...
Also. If the waist is toned there will be dips and things and my tiny legs will get stuck and those parts will take me longer. "
Avoid my navel. If you fall in there you're never getting out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Speed = distance over time
So, I'll measure my waist, time how long it takes you to crawl around me and et voila!
That doesn't answer my question! I want you to tell me how long it will take "
Depends if you stop off for a cuppa half way round or not.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"3.14 times as long as it would to walk from one side to the other
Oh. Someone paid attention in maths. That's only part of the equation, you need to know my speed!
If the speed is constant, then its irrelevant. Assumes your waist is a perfect circle of course, not a big, gelatinous blob like mine...
Also. If the waist is toned there will be dips and things and my tiny legs will get stuck and those parts will take me longer.
Incidentally, why is the bit btween a womans chest and hips called a waist?
Because evolution could have easily fitted an extra pair of tits in there!
Does anyone else know any other jokes that are better said aloud than written down?"
What's this?
A dead one of those!
(I did the hand movements!) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"At an average walking pace of a lady bird, on a calm day, with a young lady bird, I'd say approximately 2 minutes. "
Perfect. I have 2 minutes to spare. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"3.14 times as long as it would to walk from one side to the other
Oh. Someone paid attention in maths. That's only part of the equation, you need to know my speed!
If the speed is constant, then its irrelevant. Assumes your waist is a perfect circle of course, not a big, gelatinous blob like mine...
Also. If the waist is toned there will be dips and things and my tiny legs will get stuck and those parts will take me longer.
Avoid my navel. If you fall in there you're never getting out. "
Oh. Are there other ladybirds in there already? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Speed = distance over time
So, I'll measure my waist, time how long it takes you to crawl around me and et voila!
That doesn't answer my question! I want you to tell me how long it will take
Depends if you stop off for a cuppa half way round or not. "
Do ladybirds drink tea? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I was shrunk down to the size of a ladybird how much time would it take me to walk around your waist? "
s'gonna take ages I'm afraid, coz you'll keep stopping to admire the view!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I was shrunk down to the size of a ladybird how much time would it take me to walk around your waist?
s'gonna take ages I'm afraid, coz you'll keep stopping to admire the view! "
I'm looking up. Do you have nice nipples? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Look it simple equation
Very similar to the question how long is a piece of string ?
Twice the distance from the centre to one end "
I'm even more confused  |
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By *andm288Couple
over a year ago
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Ok if I were to tie you up by the waist .....
then remove the said rope / string
Divide by x2
Times by 3.14
Tie you back up again just for fun & a touch of kink
Then we play a game & forget the equation |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok if I were to tie you up by the waist .....
then remove the said rope / string
Divide by x2
Times by 3.14
Tie you back up again just for fun & a touch of kink
Then we play a game & forget the equation "
Oh. But I'm a ladybird. What games would we play?!? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hide & seek of course
I would totally win.
How come ?
Firstly your original post
Stated if I was shrunk to the size of a lady bird
Did you mention that you actually was a ladybird ...... ? "
Well I realised that halfway through but decided to go with it. Ladybirds are pretty. I wouldn't mind being a ladybird. If I had to be a beastie I mean. We can't all be butterflies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At an average walking pace of a lady bird, on a calm day, with a young lady bird, I'd say approximately 2 minutes.
Perfect. I have 2 minutes to spare. "
Add more time for me as like to provide cold drinks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I was shrunk down to the size of a ladybird how much time would it take me to walk around your waist?
s'gonna take ages I'm afraid, coz you'll keep stopping to admire the view!
I'm looking up. Do you have nice nipples? "
they're amazing - feel free to nibble gently! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"At an average walking pace of a lady bird, on a calm day, with a young lady bird, I'd say approximately 2 minutes.
Perfect. I have 2 minutes to spare.
Add more time for me as like to provide cold drinks "
Oooh I like a bit of hospitality! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I was shrunk down to the size of a ladybird how much time would it take me to walk around your waist?
s'gonna take ages I'm afraid, coz you'll keep stopping to admire the view!
I'm looking up. Do you have nice nipples?
they're amazing - feel free to nibble gently!"
Do ladybirds have teeth? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I was shrunk down to the size of a ladybird how much time would it take me to walk around your waist?
s'gonna take ages I'm afraid, coz you'll keep stopping to admire the view!
I'm looking up. Do you have nice nipples?
they're amazing - feel free to nibble gently!
Do ladybirds have teeth?"
WELL I guess there's only one way to find out....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I was shrunk down to the size of a ladybird how much time would it take me to walk around your waist?
s'gonna take ages I'm afraid, coz you'll keep stopping to admire the view!
I'm looking up. Do you have nice nipples?
they're amazing - feel free to nibble gently!
Do ladybirds have teeth?
WELL I guess there's only one way to find out.... "
google? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I was shrunk down to the size of a ladybird how much time would it take me to walk around your waist?
s'gonna take ages I'm afraid, coz you'll keep stopping to admire the view!
I'm looking up. Do you have nice nipples?
they're amazing - feel free to nibble gently!
Do ladybirds have teeth?
WELL I guess there's only one way to find out.... google?"
yeah that. I don't think Chandler covered insectoid mandibles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"3.14 times as long as it would to walk from one side to the other
Oh. Someone paid attention in maths. That's only part of the equation, you need to know my speed!
If the speed is constant, then its irrelevant. Assumes your waist is a perfect circle of course, not a big, gelatinous blob like mine...
Also. If the waist is toned there will be dips and things and my tiny legs will get stuck and those parts will take me longer.
Avoid my navel. If you fall in there you're never getting out.
Oh. Are there other ladybirds in there already? "
Might be some pubic lice  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"3.14 times as long as it would to walk from one side to the other
Oh. Someone paid attention in maths. That's only part of the equation, you need to know my speed!
If the speed is constant, then its irrelevant. Assumes your waist is a perfect circle of course, not a big, gelatinous blob like mine...
Also. If the waist is toned there will be dips and things and my tiny legs will get stuck and those parts will take me longer.
Avoid my navel. If you fall in there you're never getting out.
Oh. Are there other ladybirds in there already?
Might be some pubic lice "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At an average walking pace of a lady bird, on a calm day, with a young lady bird, I'd say approximately 2 minutes.
Perfect. I have 2 minutes to spare.
Add more time for me as like to provide cold drinks
Oooh I like a bit of hospitality!"
Moi like Hotel california welcome to stay never to leave  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"At an average walking pace of a lady bird, on a calm day, with a young lady bird, I'd say approximately 2 minutes.
Perfect. I have 2 minutes to spare.
Add more time for me as like to provide cold drinks
Oooh I like a bit of hospitality!
Moi like Hotel california welcome to stay never to leave "
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