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By *ice Thick Cockk OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast

Hey all! I’m not a regular forum poster because I find it so difficult to keep up haha but I’m trying lol

But anyone had one before? Worth the money? Always had a fantasy of a women using one on me, but can’t make that a reality without one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Better to do your own mate.

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By *ice Thick Cockk OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Better to do your own mate.

"

Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Welcome to the forums.

I say buy one and try it. If you don’t like it send it back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Better to do your own mate.

Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better "

Nope dude. You can use a fresh watermelon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Better to do your own mate.

Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better

Nope dude. You can use a fresh watermelon. "

Try injecting it with a syringe full of Tabasco for extra tingle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Better to do your own mate.

Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better

Nope dude. You can use a fresh watermelon.

Try injecting it with a syringe full of Tabasco for extra tingle "

Have you ever try to fuck a fresh water melon ? If not, please do it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve got one and had it used on me by a lady, was an excellent feeling

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By *ice Thick Cockk OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Better to do your own mate.

Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better

Nope dude. You can use a fresh watermelon.

Try injecting it with a syringe full of Tabasco for extra tingle "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Better to do your own mate.

Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better

Nope dude. You can use a fresh watermelon.

Try injecting it with a syringe full of Tabasco for extra tingle

Have you ever try to fuck a fresh water melon ? If not, please do it "

I've read that three times now and still can't decide if it's a genuine recommendation or polite way of telling me to fuck off

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By *ice Thick Cockk OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Better to do your own mate.

Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better

Nope dude. You can use a fresh watermelon.

Try injecting it with a syringe full of Tabasco for extra tingle

Have you ever try to fuck a fresh water melon ? If not, please do it

I've read that three times now and still can't decide if it's a genuine recommendation or polite way of telling me to fuck off "

Hahaha il let you try it first

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Better to do your own mate.

Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better

Nope dude. You can use a fresh watermelon.

Try injecting it with a syringe full of Tabasco for extra tingle

Have you ever try to fuck a fresh water melon ? If not, please do it

I've read that three times now and still can't decide if it's a genuine recommendation or polite way of telling me to fuck off "

I can assure you that it is a great way to please yourself when you are on your own.

Type guy who fucks a watermelon on google and enjoy !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Better to do your own mate.

Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better

Nope dude. You can use a fresh watermelon.

Try injecting it with a syringe full of Tabasco for extra tingle

Have you ever try to fuck a fresh water melon ? If not, please do it

I've read that three times now and still can't decide if it's a genuine recommendation or polite way of telling me to fuck off

I can assure you that it is a great way to please yourself when you are on your own.

Type guy who fucks a watermelon on google and enjoy !

"

TO GOOGLE!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Better to do your own mate.

Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better

Nope dude. You can use a fresh watermelon.

Try injecting it with a syringe full of Tabasco for extra tingle

Have you ever try to fuck a fresh water melon ? If not, please do it

I've read that three times now and still can't decide if it's a genuine recommendation or polite way of telling me to fuck off

I can assure you that it is a great way to please yourself when you are on your own.

Type guy who fucks a watermelon on google and enjoy !

TO GOOGLE!"

It was a test !

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By *ice Thick Cockk OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Better to do your own mate.

Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better

Nope dude. You can use a fresh watermelon.

Try injecting it with a syringe full of Tabasco for extra tingle

Have you ever try to fuck a fresh water melon ? If not, please do it

I've read that three times now and still can't decide if it's a genuine recommendation or polite way of telling me to fuck off

I can assure you that it is a great way to please yourself when you are on your own.

Type guy who fucks a watermelon on google and enjoy !

TO GOOGLE!

It was a test ! "

Well now I’ve got my dick stuck in a watermelon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Better to do your own mate.

Well that’s just like saying masturbating yourself is better

Nope dude. You can use a fresh watermelon.

Try injecting it with a syringe full of Tabasco for extra tingle

Have you ever try to fuck a fresh water melon ? If not, please do it

I've read that three times now and still can't decide if it's a genuine recommendation or polite way of telling me to fuck off

I can assure you that it is a great way to please yourself when you are on your own.

Type guy who fucks a watermelon on google and enjoy !

TO GOOGLE!

It was a test !

Well now I’ve got my dick stuck in a watermelon "

It feels great, right !

Mine as well !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There are so many watermelon videos on pornhub. That’s my evening sorted

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By *ice Thick Cockk OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"There are so many watermelon videos on pornhub. That’s my evening sorted "

Is there really? Hahaa

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There are so many watermelon videos on pornhub. That’s my evening sorted "

You're welcome hun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There are so many watermelon videos on pornhub. That’s my evening sorted

Is there really? Hahaa"

Please google it hahaha the guy is fucking serious abt it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not sure why you would want a woman to use a flesh light on you when she already has a vagina she can use

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By *ice Thick Cockk OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"I'm not sure why you would want a woman to use a flesh light on you when she already has a vagina she can use "

Why would you use a vibratory on a women when you have a dick? Mixing it up a little, fore play etc

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By *ice Thick Cockk OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"I'm not sure why you would want a woman to use a flesh light on you when she already has a vagina she can use

Why would you use a vibratory on a women when you have a dick? Mixing it up a little, fore play etc"

Vibrator*

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By *ice Thick Cockk OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"There are so many watermelon videos on pornhub. That’s my evening sorted

Is there really? Hahaa

Please google it hahaha the guy is fucking serious abt it "

Jesus that just led me down a dark path, just like when you get stuck on the weird side of YouTube haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There are so many watermelon videos on pornhub. That’s my evening sorted

Is there really? Hahaa

Please google it hahaha the guy is fucking serious abt it

Jesus that just led me down a dark path, just like when you get stuck on the weird side of YouTube haha"

Hahaha he did make my day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind "

What do you put in it instead?

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By *ice Thick Cockk OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind

What do you put in it instead?"

Great bananas holder for work

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By *ice Thick Cockk OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind "

you could probably knock one up for pennies using an empty pringles tube and a squirt of expanding foam filler - assuming you don't have a watermelon to hand

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By *ice Thick Cockk OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind "

Very good point because I have read some say 5/6inches deep but I’m bigger than that, I’m sure width isn’t problem with plenty of lube

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind

you could probably knock one up for pennies using an empty pringles tube and a squirt of expanding foam filler - assuming you don't have a watermelon to hand"

Yes, if you have a watermelon dont go through all that process.

But you could fill the pringles with smashed banana

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By *ice Thick Cockk OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind

you could probably knock one up for pennies using an empty pringles tube and a squirt of expanding foam filler - assuming you don't have a watermelon to hand

Yes, if you have a watermelon dont go through all that process.

But you could fill the pringles with smashed banana "

I was thinking pineapple because it makes cum taste nicer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind

you could probably knock one up for pennies using an empty pringles tube and a squirt of expanding foam filler - assuming you don't have a watermelon to hand"

You’ve clearly never seen that picture of the woman sat in Casualty after mistaking expanding foam for hair mousse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind

you could probably knock one up for pennies using an empty pringles tube and a squirt of expanding foam filler - assuming you don't have a watermelon to hand

Yes, if you have a watermelon dont go through all that process.

But you could fill the pringles with smashed banana

I was thinking pineapple because it makes cum taste nicer "

Only if you eat it afterwards or beforehand

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind

you could probably knock one up for pennies using an empty pringles tube and a squirt of expanding foam filler - assuming you don't have a watermelon to hand

You’ve clearly never seen that picture of the woman sat in Casualty after mistaking expanding foam for hair mousse "

Hahah didn't she have to shave her head ?

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By *arkRichMan  over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

My mate swears by them...

I remember when I popped round to his house one day, and his mum said,

“You know what he’s got upstairs in his room?”

“A flashlight vagina thing...”

“It’s bloody disgusting...”

She was just winding him up...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind

you could probably knock one up for pennies using an empty pringles tube and a squirt of expanding foam filler - assuming you don't have a watermelon to hand

You’ve clearly never seen that picture of the woman sat in Casualty after mistaking expanding foam for hair mousse "

I think the key is to let it set first!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind

you could probably knock one up for pennies using an empty pringles tube and a squirt of expanding foam filler - assuming you don't have a watermelon to hand

You’ve clearly never seen that picture of the woman sat in Casualty after mistaking expanding foam for hair mousse

I think the key is to let it set first!"

“I fell on it, doctor!”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind

you could probably knock one up for pennies using an empty pringles tube and a squirt of expanding foam filler - assuming you don't have a watermelon to hand

You’ve clearly never seen that picture of the woman sat in Casualty after mistaking expanding foam for hair mousse

Hahah didn't she have to shave her head ? "

I’m not sure of the outcome, but it was one of the most eye wateringly funny pictures I’ve ever seen

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By *parkle......Woman  over a year ago

Staffordshire


"There are so many watermelon videos on pornhub. That’s my evening sorted "

So many different types of melons

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind

you could probably knock one up for pennies using an empty pringles tube and a squirt of expanding foam filler - assuming you don't have a watermelon to hand

You’ve clearly never seen that picture of the woman sat in Casualty after mistaking expanding foam for hair mousse

Hahah didn't she have to shave her head ?

I’m not sure of the outcome, but it was one of the most eye wateringly funny pictures I’ve ever seen "

Oh that's cruel. Don't you have any compassion?!

those poor A&E staff who had to try to keep straight faces....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've bought a cheapish one from eBay and my dick doesn't fit in it. Keep that in mind

you could probably knock one up for pennies using an empty pringles tube and a squirt of expanding foam filler - assuming you don't have a watermelon to hand

You’ve clearly never seen that picture of the woman sat in Casualty after mistaking expanding foam for hair mousse

Hahah didn't she have to shave her head ?

I’m not sure of the outcome, but it was one of the most eye wateringly funny pictures I’ve ever seen

Oh that's cruel. Don't you have any compassion?!

those poor A&E staff who had to try to keep straight faces...."

And that (along with my GCSE results) is why I couldn’t be a doctor

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By *ice Thick Cockk OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"There are so many watermelon videos on pornhub. That’s my evening sorted

So many different types of melons "

I seen a thumbnail with a bloody lemon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There are so many watermelon videos on pornhub. That’s my evening sorted

So many different types of melons

I seen a thumbnail with a bloody lemon "

Even I flinched and I don’t even have a penis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There are so many watermelon videos on pornhub. That’s my evening sorted

So many different types of melons

I seen a thumbnail with a bloody lemon

Even I flinched and I don’t even have a penis"

The joy of the internet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have you tried mince in a Pringles tube?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Put it in warm water and lube in it. Mr says it's surprisingly realistic. It's good for when you fuck his face and he wanks with it at the same time. It's good for a wee change now and again x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you tried mince in a Pringles tube? "

Chicken or beef mince though ?

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By *ice Thick Cockk OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"Have you tried mince in a Pringles tube?

Chicken or beef mince though ? "

Turkey mince for a more gobble effect i think

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you tried mince in a Pringles tube?

Chicken or beef mince though ?

Turkey mince for a more gobble effect i think"

*Off to the shop*

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By *parkle......Woman  over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Have you tried mince in a Pringles tube?

Chicken or beef mince though ?

Turkey mince for a more gobble effect i think"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not sure why you would want a woman to use a flesh light on you when she already has a vagina she can use "

I’ve used a flesh light on a guy and it was sooo sexy wankin him off to the point of orgasm and then stopping!!! Starting again and stopping... Don’t knock things until you’ve tried them!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cute just recently bought one, but haven't tried it yet. I love watching him wanking for me that's why he decided to buy a crystal fleshlight, so I can see him inside. Will let you know if we liked it after this weekend

Kitten

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you tried mince in a Pringles tube?

Chicken or beef mince though ?

Turkey mince for a more gobble effect i think

*Off to the shop*"

What about veggie mince??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you tried mince in a Pringles tube?

Chicken or beef mince though ?

Turkey mince for a more gobble effect i think

*Off to the shop*

What about veggie mince?? "

like mashed potato you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you tried mince in a Pringles tube?

Chicken or beef mince though ?

Turkey mince for a more gobble effect i think

*Off to the shop*

What about veggie mince??

like mashed potato you mean? "

Would you do one for me ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you tried mince in a Pringles tube?

Chicken or beef mince though ?

Turkey mince for a more gobble effect i think

*Off to the shop*

What about veggie mince??

like mashed potato you mean?

Would you do one for me ?"

Let’s do a selection of Pringles tubes..

1) with minced beef

2) with turkey mince (for the gobble effect)

3)with lamb mince (apparently it’s very springy)

4) with mashed up veg and a bit of gravy (I’m from Yorkshire so have gravy with everything)

Then you can all try them out and see which is best!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not sure why you would want a woman to use a flesh light on you when she already has a vagina she can use

I’ve used a flesh light on a guy and it was sooo sexy wankin him off to the point of orgasm and then stopping!!! Starting again and stopping... Don’t knock things until you’ve tried them!! "

Wasn't knocking, just innocent and curious

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not sure why you would want a woman to use a flesh light on you when she already has a vagina she can use "

I love using a fleshlight on my fwb....aswell as watching him use it... they are fun and well recommended, whether alone or with help from a friend...my fwb has 2 so ya know!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like a guy to use them as he’s giving me oral. They tend to get very excited with their wanking/toy use and this transfers to how they lick my beaver. It’s sexy as fuck.

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By *ice Thick Cockk OP   Man  over a year ago

Belfast


"I like a guy to use them as he’s giving me oral. They tend to get very excited with their wanking/toy use and this transfers to how they lick my beaver. It’s sexy as fuck."

Now that does sound hot :o

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By *parkle......Woman  over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Have you tried mince in a Pringles tube?

Chicken or beef mince though ?

Turkey mince for a more gobble effect i think

*Off to the shop*

What about veggie mince??

like mashed potato you mean?

Would you do one for me ?

Let’s do a selection of Pringles tubes..

1) with minced beef

2) with turkey mince (for the gobble effect)

3)with lamb mince (apparently it’s very springy)

4) with mashed up veg and a bit of gravy (I’m from Yorkshire so have gravy with everything)

Then you can all try them out and see which is best!! "

Might as well put the whole Sunday roast in and a pudding

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