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By *prite128 OP Woman
over a year ago
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does the napoleon complex exist ?
do shorter men end up with the tenacity of a jack russell on heat to ensure their voices are heard in life ?
will they battle to the death when faced with another like them, or just wait til they pass out from the overwhelming amount of testosterone ?
giggle ... sorry guys...couldnt help it  
just another example of why generalisations can only ever be that ....and dont get me started on pedantry 
heheehe xx |
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"does the napoleon complex exist ?
do shorter men end up with the tenacity of a jack russell on heat to ensure their voices are heard in life ?
will they battle to the death when faced with another like them, or just wait til they pass out from the overwhelming amount of testosterone ?
giggle ... sorry guys...couldnt help it
just another example of why generalisations can only ever be that ....and dont get me started on pedantry
heheehe xx "
being 6'4 I am exempt from this condition....
and before anyone checks ..... standing on a box i am 6'4 ... picky fussy feckers you lot  |
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Is it what they call "small man syndrome?"
Not as I would know what this of course been 6'1" in ma bare feet....dont need to stand on any boxes here....
Steve |
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By *prite128 OP Woman
over a year ago
maidstone |
"does the napoleon complex exist ?
do shorter men end up with the tenacity of a jack russell on heat to ensure their voices are heard in life ?
will they battle to the death when faced with another like them, or just wait til they pass out from the overwhelming amount of testosterone ?
giggle ... sorry guys...couldnt help it
just another example of why generalisations can only ever be that ....and dont get me started on pedantry
heheehe xx
being 6'4 I am exempt from this condition....
and before anyone checks ..... standing on a box i am 6'4 ... picky fussy feckers you lot "
kicks the box away...now get back to that sofa ..it needs mending! |
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"does the napoleon complex exist ?
do shorter men end up with the tenacity of a jack russell on heat to ensure their voices are heard in life ?
will they battle to the death when faced with another like them, or just wait til they pass out from the overwhelming amount of testosterone ?
giggle ... sorry guys...couldnt help it
just another example of why generalisations can only ever be that ....and dont get me started on pedantry
heheehe xx "
Next you will be saying all shorties are womanisers with big cocks |
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Hmmmm, 5ft. 6in here, do I have wee man syndrome? Nope, I do know ppl who do tho, and, as such I do get put in the same box, it's expected.
If your a confident person, as someone under 6ft, it is taken as you having an"" issue""",
but in my opinion, a tosser is a tosser regardless of height, weight colour or creed.
Been military for most of life, now private security, and I hate loosing, at anything!!!!! hmmmmmmm maybe I need to review myself !!!! Lol. |
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I went to a club in Newmarket once........it was full of jockeys,never seen so many chairs,tables and fists flying in one place
need I say more |
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"Hmmmm, 5ft. 6in here, do I have wee man syndrome? Nope, I do know ppl who do tho, and, as such I do get put in the same box, it's expected.
If your a confident person, as someone under 6ft, it is taken as you having an"" issue""",
but in my opinion, a tosser is a tosser regardless of height, weight colour or creed.
Been military for most of life, now private security, and I hate loosing, at anything!!!!! hmmmmmmm maybe I need to review myself !!!! Lol."
Stop moaning shorty .... just kidding |
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"Hmmmm, 5ft. 6in here, do I have wee man syndrome? Nope, I do know ppl who do tho, and, as such I do get put in the same box, it's expected.
If your a confident person, as someone under 6ft, it is taken as you having an"" issue""",
but in my opinion, a tosser is a tosser regardless of height, weight colour or creed.
Been military for most of life, now private security, and I hate loosing, at anything!!!!! hmmmmmmm maybe I need to review myself !!!! Lol."
Nothing wrong with 5ft 6, I'm 5ft 1, so with heels I can look you straight in the eye lol |
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"I went to a club in Newmarket once........it was full of jockeys,never seen so many chairs,tables and fists flying in one place
need I say more "
i am soooo sorry that has put the funniest picture into my head ....brilliant .... |
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By *prite128 OP Woman
over a year ago
maidstone |
"Hmmmm, 5ft. 6in here, do I have wee man syndrome? Nope, I do know ppl who do tho, and, as such I do get put in the same box, it's expected.
If your a confident person, as someone under 6ft, it is taken as you having an"" issue""",
but in my opinion, a tosser is a tosser regardless of height, weight colour or creed.
Been military for most of life, now private security, and I hate loosing, at anything!!!!! hmmmmmmm maybe I need to review myself !!!! Lol."
lol ...good answers As i said at the beginning...generalisations are just that..they cant fit everyone xx |
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"Its very rare Im tall enough to look a man straight in the eye so its quite a novelty when I can
im tallish and a bit of a lump so will never be called cute !! "
Ive met you and wouldnt say yr a lump just asexy woman with two lovely lady humps lol |
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A ,ot of girls won't date/meet guys who arent as tall as them, in my experience women have more of a hang up about height than guys.
As someone said above, a tosser is a tosser, a good guy is a good guy. Not sure where height comes into it unless there's a massive difference. |
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over a year ago
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I prefer men over 6' but I married one who is 5'8...you cant help who you fall in love with eh.
Anyhoo, although it is definitely one of my preferences, it really is the guy rather than his height that matters. |
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"does the napoleon complex exist ?
do shorter men end up with the tenacity of a jack russell on heat to ensure their voices are heard in life ?
will they battle to the death when faced with another like them, or just wait til they pass out from the overwhelming amount of testosterone ?
giggle ... sorry guys...couldnt help it
just another example of why generalisations can only ever be that ....and dont get me started on pedantry
heheehe xx "
Lol short ass here 5,3" never bothered me one little bit
Do know what you mean about napoleon complex though as short men tend to have something to prove, as for me i am what i am and accept it gracefully advantage is women tend to mother me pmsl,its a good ice breaker,and most important is the fact that its a bounus in my job
I tend to get in spaces that most blokes cant.
And although I prefer women my own height or shorter i love tall women as well (tis an old wives tale that we are all the same lying down but it is fun trying lol)
Craig xx |
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"well being a short 5ft4 guy,ill say it has never worried me at all,and doesnt stop me having fun lol  "
well... they can't see you coming can they.. just sneak right on in under the radar..
Nice one lol.. |
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"does the napoleon complex exist ?
do shorter men end up with the tenacity of a jack russell on heat to ensure their voices are heard in life ?
will they battle to the death when faced with another like them, or just wait til they pass out from the overwhelming amount of testosterone ?
giggle ... sorry guys...couldnt help it
just another example of why generalisations can only ever be that ....and dont get me started on pedantry
heheehe xx
Lol short ass here 5,3" never bothered me one little bit
Do know what you mean about napoleon complex though as short men tend to have something to prove, as for me i am what i am and accept it gracefully advantage is women tend to mother me pmsl,its a good ice breaker,and most important is the fact that its a bounus in my job
I tend to get in spaces that most blokes cant.
And although I prefer women my own height or shorter i love tall women as well (tis an old wives tale that we are all the same lying down but it is fun trying lol)
Craig xx "
Craig im really excited that I can be taller than you at the party,im gonna wear heels and you can look up my nose,ill make sure I blow it first |
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By *prite128 OP Woman
over a year ago
maidstone |
"A ,ot of girls won't date/meet guys who arent as tall as them, in my experience women have more of a hang up about height than guys.
As someone said above, a tosser is a tosser, a good guy is a good guy. Not sure where height comes into it unless there's a massive difference."
exactly ... mind you i did know a guy once who was well over 6 feet and very heavy; his gf was under 5 ft and very slim. When asked how they managed to have sex he said ...
" i pop her on top and its like doing it yourself but with someone to talk to "
still makes me laugh ,..even if he'd heard the line somewhere else he delivered it with such a dead pan face it was hilarious !
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"A ,ot of girls won't date/meet guys who arent as tall as them, in my experience women have more of a hang up about height than guys.
As someone said above, a tosser is a tosser, a good guy is a good guy. Not sure where height comes into it unless there's a massive difference.
exactly ... mind you i did know a guy once who was well over 6 feet and very heavy; his gf was under 5 ft and very slim. When asked how they managed to have sex he said ...
" i pop her on top and its like doing it yourself but with someone to talk to "
still makes me laugh ,..even if he'd heard the line somewhere else he delivered it with such a dead pan face it was hilarious !
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Thats brill |
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"Short is anything shorter than me (5ft 1 and a quarter)
Oooooo thats not short... thats officially just cute.. x "
yeah it would be to you coz she would be the only woman you can look down on
anyone under 5.9 and a half thats my height is commonly known as a SHORTARSE and only good for resting me ashtray on their head |
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By *prite128 OP Woman
over a year ago
maidstone |
"A ,ot of girls won't date/meet guys who arent as tall as them, in my experience women have more of a hang up about height than guys.
As someone said above, a tosser is a tosser, a good guy is a good guy. Not sure where height comes into it unless there's a massive difference.
exactly ... mind you i did know a guy once who was well over 6 feet and very heavy; his gf was under 5 ft and very slim. When asked how they managed to have sex he said ...
" i pop her on top and its like doing it yourself but with someone to talk to "
still makes me laugh ,..even if he'd heard the line somewhere else he delivered it with such a dead pan face it was hilarious !
Thats brill "
it was ! i was such a naive thing then..and it gave me such a mental image. He worked behind the local pub bar ...the same place i learned what a muff diver was ...ahhh if they could see me now !! 
* waves to the thatched house in pompey * |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"does the napoleon complex exist ?
do shorter men end up with the tenacity of a jack russell on heat to ensure their voices are heard in life ?
will they battle to the death when faced with another like them, or just wait til they pass out from the overwhelming amount of testosterone ?
giggle ... sorry guys...couldnt help it
just another example of why generalisations can only ever be that ....and dont get me started on pedantry
heheehe xx
Lol short ass here 5,3" never bothered me one little bit
Do know what you mean about napoleon complex though as short men tend to have something to prove, as for me i am what i am and accept it gracefully advantage is women tend to mother me pmsl,its a good ice breaker,and most important is the fact that its a bounus in my job
I tend to get in spaces that most blokes cant.
And although I prefer women my own height or shorter i love tall women as well (tis an old wives tale that we are all the same lying down but it is fun trying lol)
Craig xx
Craig im really excited that I can be taller than you at the party,im gonna wear heels and you can look up my nose,ill make sure I blow it first "
You would be suprised how often i hear that one hun lol xx |
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"bet my post is guaranteed to bring all the midgets out hollering war cries
tap me on the knee if you want to attract my attention lol"
Will have to bring me box to stand on then xx |
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"Short is anything shorter than me (5ft 1 and a quarter)
Oooooo thats not short... thats officially just cute.. x
yeah it would be to you coz she would be the only woman you can look down on
anyone under 5.9 and a half thats my height is commonly known as a SHORTARSE and only good for resting me ashtray on their head"
I'd like to see you try ... go on I dare ya .. I double dare ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Short is anything shorter than me (5ft 1 and a quarter)
Oooooo thats not short... thats officially just cute.. x
yeah it would be to you coz she would be the only woman you can look down on
anyone under 5.9 and a half thats my height is commonly known as a SHORTARSE and only good for resting me ashtray on their head
I'd like to see you try ... go on I dare ya .. I double dare ya "
if yer a guy got no problem using ya head, but if ya a girlie...then ya me mate....simple |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Short is anything shorter than me (5ft 1 and a quarter)
Oooooo thats not short... thats officially just cute.. x
yeah it would be to you coz she would be the only woman you can look down on
anyone under 5.9 and a half thats my height is commonly known as a SHORTARSE and only good for resting me ashtray on their head
I'd like to see you try ... go on I dare ya .. I double dare ya
if yer a guy got no problem using ya head, but if ya a girlie...then ya me mate....simple "
I'm a girl ... but either one and ya teeth come out |
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"Relatively short here at 5' 9" and I love short women, find them so sexy (usually!)
Only usually roy? "
Well in your case Debs, all the time
But yes usually, because of course, even little women can be mingers!!!! |
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"Relatively short here at 5' 9" and I love short women, find them so sexy (usually!)
Only usually roy?
Well in your case Debs, all the time
But yes usually, because of course, even little women can be mingers!!!!"
Or munchkins lol |
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"Relatively short here at 5' 9" and I love short women, find them so sexy (usually!)
Only usually roy?
Well in your case Debs, all the time
But yes usually, because of course, even little women can be mingers!!!!
Or munchkins lol"
I think I'll put you firmly in the cute and very sexy bracket phwoarrrrrrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Short is anything shorter than me (5ft 1 and a quarter)
Oooooo thats not short... thats officially just cute.. x
yeah it would be to you coz she would be the only woman you can look down on
anyone under 5.9 and a half thats my height is commonly known as a SHORTARSE and only good for resting me ashtray on their head
I'd like to see you try ... go on I dare ya .. I double dare ya
if yer a guy got no problem using ya head, but if ya a girlie...then ya me mate....simple
I'm a girl ... but either one and ya teeth come out "
yeah would love to see ya try it with me boots on, think you would be kicking me shins not me teeth |
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"Relatively short here at 5' 9" and I love short women, find them so sexy (usually!)
Only usually roy?
Well in your case Debs, all the time
But yes usually, because of course, even little women can be mingers!!!!
Or munchkins lol
I think I'll put you firmly in the cute and very sexy bracket phwoarrrrrrrr "
you old smoothy you  |
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"Relatively short here at 5' 9" and I love short women, find them so sexy (usually!)
Only usually roy?
Well in your case Debs, all the time
But yes usually, because of course, even little women can be mingers!!!!
Or munchkins lol
I think I'll put you firmly in the cute and very sexy bracket phwoarrrrrrrr "
Oi.... musclin in on my bird you.... i'm short, i'm bad tempered and i fight like a broody bitch with no tampax, Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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"Relatively short here at 5' 9" and I love short women, find them so sexy (usually!)
Only usually roy?
Well in your case Debs, all the time
But yes usually, because of course, even little women can be mingers!!!!
Or munchkins lol
I think I'll put you firmly in the cute and very sexy bracket phwoarrrrrrrr
you old smoothy you "
Oi, less of the old! But you're forgiven, obviously |
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"Relatively short here at 5' 9" and I love short women, find them so sexy (usually!)
Only usually roy?
Well in your case Debs, all the time
But yes usually, because of course, even little women can be mingers!!!!
Or munchkins lol
I think I'll put you firmly in the cute and very sexy bracket phwoarrrrrrrr
Oi.... musclin in on my bird you.... i'm short, i'm bad tempered and i fight like a broody bitch with no tampax, Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Meowwwww |
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"Relatively short here at 5' 9" and I love short women, find them so sexy (usually!)
Only usually roy?
Well in your case Debs, all the time
But yes usually, because of course, even little women can be mingers!!!!
Or munchkins lol
I think I'll put you firmly in the cute and very sexy bracket phwoarrrrrrrr
Oi.... musclin in on my bird you.... i'm short, i'm bad tempered and i fight like a broody bitch with no tampax, Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Oh get shorty!!! Well i think Debs is worth a fight to the death so grab your platforms and let's get it on |
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Oh get shorty!!! Well i think Debs is worth a fight to the death so grab your platforms and let's get it on "
Handbags or brollies.... you choose, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
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Oh get shorty!!! Well i think Debs is worth a fight to the death so grab your platforms and let's get it on
Handbags or brollies.... you choose, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr "
Courgettes and squirty cream |
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"Relatively short here at 5' 9" and I love short women, find them so sexy (usually!)"
SHORT? come down from there you will fall id get bloody vertigo lol x  |
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"aimed at deb(sorry mr notts) xx
You now saying i'm not the best then...?? well we will find that one out at the beach party ... "
I recon its clear.. i'll get laid, or get laid out pmsl...
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Oh get shorty!!! Well i think Debs is worth a fight to the death so grab your platforms and let's get it on
Handbags or brollies.... you choose, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Courgettes and squirty cream "
Kinky........ Deal lol... |
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"I am only 5 foot 7 and it does not bother me one bit.
Just a bit shorter but, as part of the job faced much bigger in me time and still here "
so its the old small bloke inferiority complex again then? |
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"I am only 5 foot 7 and it does not bother me one bit.
Just a bit shorter but, as part of the job faced much bigger in me time and still here so its the old small bloke inferiority complex again then?"
Oh dear oh dear oh dear, imagine my surprise |
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"I am only 5 foot 7 and it does not bother me one bit.
Just a bit shorter but, as part of the job faced much bigger in me time and still here so its the old small bloke inferiority complex again then?
Oh dear oh dear oh dear, imagine my surprise "
mine too....now i know where all the pseudo aggression is coming from |
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"I am only 5 foot 7 and it does not bother me one bit.
Just a bit shorter but, as part of the job faced much bigger in me time and still here so its the old small bloke inferiority complex again then?
Oh dear oh dear oh dear, imagine my surprise mine too....now i know where all the pseudo aggression is coming from"
As Basil Fawlty said to the German guests when the subject of the Second world War was mentioned
"You started it'
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