That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. No, he'd like a bit of pleading. Add spice to it. In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it.
"I'm going to pull your head off." "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off."
"I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head." 
That and.....
[reading graffiti in the toilet which says "I fuck arses."] Thinking to himself Who fucks arses? Maybe *he* fucks arses! Maybe he's written this in some moment of d*unken sincerity.
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I have of late - but wherefore I know not - lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises; and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilential congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet to me, what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not me: no, nor woman neither. |
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"That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. No, he'd like a bit of pleading. Add spice to it. In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it.
"I'm going to pull your head off." "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off."
"I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head."
That and.....
[reading graffiti in the toilet which says "I fuck arses."] Thinking to himself Who fucks arses? Maybe *he* fucks arses! Maybe he's written this in some moment of d*unken sincerity.
A film with the finest dialogue available to humanity..."
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"That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. No, he'd like a bit of pleading. Add spice to it. In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it.
"I'm going to pull your head off." "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off."
"I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head."
That and.....
[reading graffiti in the toilet which says "I fuck arses."] Thinking to himself Who fucks arses? Maybe *he* fucks arses! Maybe he's written this in some moment of d*unken sincerity.
A film with the finest dialogue available to humanity...
Perfumed ponse. "
What fucker said that?
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"That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. No, he'd like a bit of pleading. Add spice to it. In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it.
"I'm going to pull your head off." "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off."
"I'm going to pull your head off, because I don't like your head."
That and.....
[reading graffiti in the toilet which says "I fuck arses."] Thinking to himself Who fucks arses? Maybe *he* fucks arses! Maybe he's written this in some moment of d*unken sincerity.
A film with the finest dialogue available to humanity...
Perfumed ponse.
What fucker said that?
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I always hear that when watching Gardener’s World too. 