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over a year ago
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"Mrs Merton – The Mrs Merton Show. To Debbie McGee: “So what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?”"
Now that was a classic Line.
Nearly fell off the sofa laughing at Mrs Merton's quips many a time.  |
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By *iew OP Man
over a year ago
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"Mrs Merton – The Mrs Merton Show. To Debbie McGee: “So what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?”
Now that was a classic Line.
Nearly fell off the sofa laughing at Mrs Merton's quips many a time. "
just watched it again... classic delivery |
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"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- Rita Rudner
"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
- Rita Rudner
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
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"Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: A woman having large breasts makes men stupid."
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"I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them"
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Best line i heard today was when asking micheal aspel if he had ever met jimmy saville said "i have never met him" then they went on to show the this is your life jimmy saville that micheal aspel hosted  |
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By *iew OP Man
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"Best line i heard today was when asking micheal aspel if he had ever met jimmy saville said "i have never met him" then they went on to show the this is your life jimmy saville that micheal aspel hosted "
I saw that, I was mortified for him and Christine Hamilton was a bitch.
He looks so frail now |
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"Best line i heard today was when asking micheal aspel if he had ever met jimmy saville said "i have never met him" then they went on to show the this is your life jimmy saville that micheal aspel hosted
I saw that, I was mortified for him and Christine Hamilton was a bitch.
He looks so frail now"
He does look frail, but i think he delt with it pretty well cause i would of just died on the spot lol |
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""I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
- Rita Rudner
"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
- Rita Rudner
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
- Rita Rudner
"Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: A woman having large breasts makes men stupid."
- Rita Rudner
"I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them"
- Rita Rudner
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What happened to her, she used to be on TV loads! |
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Scene from Carwash. A TV is talking to a macho guy who keeps taking the piss that he is gay.
" honey, I am more man than you will ever be, and more woman than you will ever have".
Love that line! |
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"Boy, dont piss up my back and then try to tell me its raining!
That sounds like it should be from a film with Jack Nicholson in it "
That was a line actor John Vernon said in "The Outlaw Josey Wales"
 I've modified it and used it myself on more than one occaision |
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" "The Outlaw Josey Wales"
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IMHO, the gretest film ever made. Clint to the Bounty Hunter when he told him what he did for a living and that he was looking for Josey Wales.. " dying aint much of a living boy" |
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" "The Outlaw Josey Wales"
IMHO, the gretest film ever made. Clint to the Bounty Hunter when he told him what he did for a living and that he was looking for Josey Wales.. " dying aint much of a living boy""
Also from the same film
Clint to Chief Dan George, "It's always the same, people I like don't seem to be around too long", Chief replied "I've noticed they aren't around too long if you don't like them either" 
Yes brilliant film, only rivaled by "Unforgiven" in my opinion.  |
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" "The Outlaw Josey Wales"
IMHO, the gretest film ever made. Clint to the Bounty Hunter when he told him what he did for a living and that he was looking for Josey Wales.. " dying aint much of a living boy"
Also from the same film
Clint to Chief Dan George, "It's always the same, people I like don't seem to be around too long", Chief replied "I've noticed they aren't around too long if you don't like them either"
Yes brilliant film, only rivaled by "Unforgiven" in my opinion. "
A fellow western fan it seems! Both great films.  |
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"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
she never tho.. just a good line"
Loving that!
The greatest woman I ever know was my nan. Also one of the funniest people I ever met, a great Irish humour. My 2 fav lines from her...
When I told her my marriage had broken down, in her broad Irish accent she said " well Son, you have only yourself and your cock to keep now"
My other fav was " he was so scared, he was shitting fairy lights". She insisted that was a well known phrase. I dont think it is, but agree it should be! |
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From Raging Bull
Robert De Niro "Boy, he's one ugly son of a bitch"
Joe Pescie "What's it matter to you if he's ugly? Are you gonna fight him or fuck him?"
Class |
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During a fencing match...
Julian: Ha! I taught you every you know!
Vince: Yes! but did you teach me everything that YOU know?
Julian looks really confused
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"The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.."
and the difference between an egg and a wank
you can beat an egg but you cant beat a wank |
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"The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on..
and the difference between an egg and a wank
you can beat an egg but you cant beat a wank"
I had phone sex and got an ear infection.. |
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"The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on..
and the difference between an egg and a wank
you can beat an egg but you cant beat a wank
I had phone sex and got an ear infection.."
You need the condom app |
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sorry for the cut nd paste but this is my favourite ever put down and i wanted to make sure i got it right !!!!
George Bernard Shaw, prior to the opening of one of his plays, sent Winston Churchill a telegram: "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one." Churchill, nonplussed (and likely amused), sent a telegram in reply: "Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one." |
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"sorry for the cut nd paste but this is my favourite ever put down and i wanted to make sure i got it right !!!!
George Bernard Shaw, prior to the opening of one of his plays, sent Winston Churchill a telegram: "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one." Churchill, nonplussed (and likely amused), sent a telegram in reply: "Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one.""
Lady Astor to Churchill. "If you were my husband I would poison your whiskey", Churchill replied "If I was your husband, I would drink it" |
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"sorry for the cut nd paste but this is my favourite ever put down and i wanted to make sure i got it right !!!!
George Bernard Shaw, prior to the opening of one of his plays, sent Winston Churchill a telegram: "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one." Churchill, nonplussed (and likely amused), sent a telegram in reply: "Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one.""
Apparently Winston Churchill was well known for scathing put-downs. I remember reading the once about some function he was attending where the hostess took an exception to him and said(Can't remember exact quote, sorry), "If you were my husband, I'd poison your whiskey"
He responded with, "And if you were my wife, I'd drink it" |
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"sorry for the cut nd paste but this is my favourite ever put down and i wanted to make sure i got it right !!!!
George Bernard Shaw, prior to the opening of one of his plays, sent Winston Churchill a telegram: "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one." Churchill, nonplussed (and likely amused), sent a telegram in reply: "Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one."
Lady Astor to Churchill. "If you were my husband I would poison your whiskey", Churchill replied "If I was your husband, I would drink it""
Hahaha, beat me to it  |
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Another Mrs Merton quote, to Barbara Windsor.
"That's what I love about you Barbara, you're one of us .... You're like a big film star, but you're still common as muck!" |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
Garland Greene (played by Steve Buscemi) while Sweet Home Alabama plays in background - CON AIR
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