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over a year ago
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for many a year in my teens, i thought my mum was a ventriloquist
she could stand at the front door and say things like 'get in this fkin house' now without moving her lips or teeth  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my mum alway said if you have nothing nice to say keep your mouth closed lol..
And also never to speak with your mouth full Jo   thats a hard one i do alot of the time and get told off .  "
That's a hard one you do alot of the time is it Jo!
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"...there are bad, rude and dirty women out there, so be careful.
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Still to this day, whenever I go away, mums parting line is 'keep your hand on your ha'penny'  |
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"...there are bad, rude and dirty women out there, so be careful.
Still to this day, whenever I go away, mums parting line is 'keep your hand on your ha'penny' "
Love the song
When Molly began to go courting
Her mother was anxious to tell
How certain young fellas would want her
to stray down the pathway to 'ell
So Molly's old ma used to say:
cho: Keep your hand on your ha'penny
Cover it well with your palm
Keep your hand on your ha'penny
And Molly will come to no harm
They'll hug you and kiss you so sweetly
They'll make you feel ever so nice,
But handle the fellas discretely
And follow this simple advice:
When Molly and I went out courting
I told her she'd nothing to fear
But down in the meadow last Sunday
I whispered these words in her ear
Take your hand of your ha'penny
Look into my bonny blue eyes
Take your hand of your ha'penny
And I'll give you --- a lovely surprise!
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