"I live across the border
So jumpers still in order
By July we might lose the coats
Thanks to Scottish porridge oats  "
There was a young couple from Pitlochry who decided to make love in a rockery, she said “John you’ve cum all over me bum, it was nae a fuck, was a mockery”.
Told to me by a Scottish guy in his mid eighties. |
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"Hip hooray the first of May, outdoor sex begins today.
....unless you look out the window and happen to notice that winter is still here....."
Not here in Cambridge. Blue skies and hot. Micro climate - the California of Britain. Come on up! |
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"Hip hooray the first of May, outdoor sex begins today.
....unless you look out the window and happen to notice that winter is still here.....
Not here in Cambridge. Blue skies and hot. Micro climate - the California of Britain. Come on up!"
You cant be serious. SUN in England??? It's still only April!
On my way now. |
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"Hip hooray the first of May, outdoor sex begins today.
....unless you look out the window and happen to notice that winter is still here.....
Not here in Cambridge. Blue skies and hot. Micro climate - the California of Britain. Come on up!
You cant be serious. SUN in England??? It's still only April!
On my way now."
Good. Just bring the sun cream. No costumes allowed other than my mankini of course, worn back to front for luck.
I moved away from the Thames valley for the sunnier climes of Cambs. Happy memories of skating at Richmond - apartments now I think? |
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