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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

so this morning I received a first message from someone asking if I would meet, blindfolded and never know what he looks like. erm. hell no

so guys. strangest request you've had in a first message

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I was recently asked if I had a "nice dirty bum hole to sniff"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was recently asked if I had a "nice dirty bum hole to sniff"

Well, do you?

Its a simple enough question

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was recently asked if I had a "nice dirty bum hole to sniff"

Haha made me laugh a little too much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There must be something wrong with me..

I never get these weirdo requests

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

A charming woman who I didn't know sent me:

'Can I pick you up

Take you to a secluded area

Tie you up kill you and pose with you

Lol'

She blocked me though so I never had a chance to find out if we could have had something special.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I was recently asked if I had a "nice dirty bum hole to sniff"

Well, do you?

Its a simple enough question"

Now do I look like a dirty bum hole kind of guy Sappster?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was asked to meet a husband alone first and if he liked me. I could meet his wife

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By *r. Pepper...Man over a year ago

liverpool

A couple wanted me to supply 3 packs of adult nappies for the bloke to wear while I screwed his girl

Swerved that one

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"I was recently asked if I had a "nice dirty bum hole to sniff"

Well, do you?

Its a simple enough question"

Stop it!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

It involved copious amounts of my tampons, so i gave it a miss, as I'm not a big shopping fan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would i shit in a guys mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A charming woman who I didn't know sent me:

'Can I pick you up

Take you to a secluded area

Tie you up kill you and pose with you

Lol'

She blocked me though so I never had a chance to find out if we could have had something special.

Thats a bit psychotic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would i shit in a guys mouth

That is fucked up!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"so this morning I received a first message from someone asking if I would meet, blindfolded and never know what he looks like. erm. hell no

so guys. strangest request you've had in a first message "

I've done that. Kind of hot.

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"Would i shit in a guys mouth

No!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A man asked if he could buy me a drop down bra so I could breastfeed him. He was about 60..

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"A man asked if he could buy me a drop down bra so I could breastfeed him. He was about 60.."

And did you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive been asked to sit in someone's face and fart

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

"Ive been asked to sit in someone's face and fart

Similarly I’ve been asked if I would fart on someone’s dick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ive been asked to sit in someone's face and fart

Similarly I’ve been asked if I would fart on someone’s dick"

Oh I heard that before haha must be a prolific request sender this one

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

"A charming woman who I didn't know sent me:

'Can I pick you up

Take you to a secluded area

Tie you up kill you and pose with you

Lol'

She blocked me though so I never had a chance to find out if we could have had something special.

Thats a bit psychotic

Not really. She put lol so that makes it humorous and light hearted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A guy wanted to suck me off but only if I didn't wash under my foreskin for several days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone asked if I wanted to go for coffee. Come on, coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A guy wanted to suck me off but only if I didn't wash under my foreskin for several days

Must have been french, I heard that they are cheese lovers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was gardening related; what would look good in her garden, smells nice and is easy to grow. After recommending myself i wrote quite a lenghty reply with some suitable examples.

I never heard from her again, such is life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone asked me to build their flat pack bed and wardrobe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone asked me to build their flat pack bed and wardrobe."

Hahaha this thread reminds why I love fab so much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would I like to go and have a poo in their toilet with my white boxers around my ankles .....obviously rushed straight round

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

From a guy who Had a female profile.

"I know you are straight but could I suck you off? You dont have to do anything, you could just watch porn

And once, when I had filters off for a forum thing. One guy sent me a pic of himself being fisted halfway up to the elbow and asked if I was interested..

I still have nightmares about that one..

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

And another one that slipped through was a guy asking if I would have a shit and watch him eat it in front of his bf..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I piss with an erection? Because she likes it when guys piss inside her!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was recently asked if I had a "nice dirty bum hole to sniff"

Eeewwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I piss with an erection? Because she likes it when guys piss inside her!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I piss with an erection? Because she likes it when guys piss inside her!

Hahaha gotta love fab !

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By *rnortholtMan over a year ago

Waveney Valley

"I was asked to meet a husband alone first and if he liked me. I could meet his wife"

See you and raise you. He wanted to case my place as well before the meet.

I can't remember my reply but next time, based on this thread, I might tell someone to sniff my bum hole!

On second thoughts that might have been his plan!!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"A couple wanted me to supply 3 packs of adult nappies for the bloke to wear while I screwed his girl

Swerved that one "

3 packs? How long do you last?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone asked if I wanted to go for coffee. Come on, coffee? "

That’s some Psycho shit!!! Hope you reported them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guess i should feel lucky then

Nothing strange yet

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Someone asked if I wanted to go for coffee. Come on, coffee? "

No that's outrageous

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I was asked to meet a husband alone first and if he liked me. I could meet his wife

See you and raise you. He wanted to case my place as well before the meet.

I can't remember my reply but next time, based on this thread, I might tell someone to sniff my bum hole!

On second thoughts that might have been his plan!!"

I can probably still find his username if you're looking for bum hole sniffers

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By *rnortholtMan over a year ago

Waveney Valley

"I was asked to meet a husband alone first and if he liked me. I could meet his wife

See you and raise you. He wanted to case my place as well before the meet.

I can't remember my reply but next time, based on this thread, I might tell someone to sniff my bum hole!

On second thoughts that might have been his plan!!

I can probably still find his username if you're looking for bum hole sniffers

Nah - there's sharing and there's sharing! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone asked if I wanted to go for coffee. Come on, coffee?

That’s some Psycho shit!!! Hope you reported them "

And blocked them. Disgusting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone asked if I wanted to go for coffee. Come on, coffee?

No that's outrageous

I know, right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone asked me to build their flat pack bed and wardrobe."

That's just filthy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A guy wanted to suck me off but only if I didn't wash under my foreskin for several days

Must have been french, I heard that they are cheese lovers"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone asked me to meet them for sex

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By *offee with MilkCouple over a year ago

Over the roundabout and then turn right.

The "fancy a fuck" brigade suddenly looks so much more inviting than they used to

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

My first ever fab meet was a come in the front door, follow the music upstairs and head under dovet to lick her for a long time. She was wearing a blindfold.

Strange requests since then include:

can they watch me shit

Can I cum in their wife's panties?

Can I fill a syringe with cum so that they can use it as lube when they play with their wife.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I piss with an erection? Because she likes it when guys piss inside her!

Hahaha gotta love fab ! "

The only thing stranger than folk...fab folk (some)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone asked me to build their flat pack bed and wardrobe."

I would do anything for fab, but I wont do that!!

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By *uteness69Woman over a year ago

Walthamstow

"so this morning I received a first message from someone asking if I would meet, blindfolded and never know what he looks like. erm. hell no

so guys. strangest request you've had in a first message "

On another site, I was offered 50k to fly to Australia, pleasure him then castrate him.

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I got a request to be someone's toilet slave....

The requesters name was "sc@t queen"

Besides that, the usual requests from straight guys, to go their house and get a blowjob while their wife is at work.. Not sure how she is meant to give me a blowjob while she is not there..

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By *abmummy27Woman over a year ago

up north

I was asked too fart in someone's face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was asked too fart in someone's face

But he pull your finger first?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"so this morning I received a first message from someone asking if I would meet, blindfolded and never know what he looks like. erm. hell no

so guys. strangest request you've had in a first message

On another site, I was offered 50k to fly to Australia, pleasure him then castrate him.

I do hope you took him up on that offer!

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By *penminded respectableMan over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *r. Pepper...Man over a year ago

liverpool

"A couple wanted me to supply 3 packs of adult nappies for the bloke to wear while I screwed his girl

Swerved that one

3 packs? How long do you last?"

How much does he shit is the question

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By *penminded respectableMan over a year ago

Nottingham

I got asked by a bloke to meet in his garage so he could sniff c.ke off my cock then I could ruin him

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By *abmummy27Woman over a year ago

up north

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By *abmummy27Woman over a year ago

up north

"I was asked too fart in someone's face

But he pull your finger first?"

is that what you do first?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was asked too fart in someone's face

But he pull your finger first?

is that what you do first? "

Only on special occasions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve been asked if I like to fuck when I’m on the rag(no),but the best msg I’ve had was the other day from a bloke who asked if he could sniff a line off my ass whilst licking my feet?!

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By *ockonmeMan over a year ago

lincolnshire

"I’ve been asked if I like to fuck when I’m on the rag(no),but the best msg I’ve had was the other day from a bloke who asked if he could sniff a line off my ass whilst licking my feet?!

Haha only in Lincoln

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve been asked if I like to fuck when I’m on the rag(no),but the best msg I’ve had was the other day from a bloke who asked if he could sniff a line off my ass whilst licking my feet?!

Haha only in Lincoln "

The blokes I had those msgs from weren’t from Lincoln lol

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