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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’m now selling dilos made from moulds of my very own penis.
So queue up ladies (and men, I don’t judge) only a limited supply available.
Please PM for details
***Disclaimer - size maybe greatly over exaggerated***
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m now selling dilos made from moulds of my very own penis.
Dilos must be a cross between dildos and lilos. 
I thought it was short for Armadillo?  "
Ok I think we all know it was supposed to say Dildos.
Sorry for the confusion  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Never worry I made one while you were sleeping 
Theft!
cant you claim intellectual copyright...or would that be stretching it "
Nah I’ll let it slide this times. Only because she lets me do naughty things to her  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never worry I made one while you were sleeping
Theft!
cant you claim intellectual copyright...or would that be stretching it
Nah I’ll let it slide this times. Only because she lets me do naughty things to her "
Flash sale! For only £2.23 you can buy one get one free |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Never worry I made one while you were sleeping
Theft!
cant you claim intellectual copyright...or would that be stretching it
Nah I’ll let it slide this times. Only because she lets me do naughty things to her
Flash sale! For only £2.23 you can buy one get one free "
Now you’re just taking the piss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never worry I made one while you were sleeping
Theft!
cant you claim intellectual copyright...or would that be stretching it
Nah I’ll let it slide this times. Only because she lets me do naughty things to her
Flash sale! For only £2.23 you can buy one get one free
Now you’re just taking the piss "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it a mould of the bollocks also haha
Can be arranged if you prefer?
Ill pass dude, but youll get 5 start review from me for customer service  "
Excellent. In the mean time, what shall I do with these 500 latex ball bags  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you want my £2.23 or not?
Yes please
Where can I send my dildo to?
Direct to me please."
I would much prefer it if you sampled the real thing first.
But yea sure, it’s on it’s way |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does it have buttons, for controlling the Sky box?"
No sorry, my marketing team (me) believed that too many buttons is confusing to the average masterbater |
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"I’m now selling dilos made from moulds of my very own penis.
Dilos must be a cross between dildos and lilos. "
Inflatable dildo? The more you blow the bigger it gets? Deflate for easy storage?
You could be onto a winner there mate!? Maybe dragons den would be interested in a partnership deal? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m now selling dilos made from moulds of my very own penis.
Dilos must be a cross between dildos and lilos.
Inflatable dildo? The more you blow the bigger it gets? Deflate for easy storage?
You could be onto a winner there mate!? Maybe dragons den would be interested in a partnership deal? "
I think they already exist  |
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