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Your biggest pet hate in the bedroom...
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over a year ago
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"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you. "
This manages to be terrifying and adorable.
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over a year ago
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"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you. "
Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’  |
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over a year ago
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"When he does whatever the last one liked, with no effort to find out what you like"
Have to say I always try and make the effort to find out what makes the person tick  |
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over a year ago
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"When they look through your bookshelf and make rude comments.Cheeky! You're not at the lending library!
Only happened the once. After that the ball gag went back on.."
Love the solution  |
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"When he does whatever the last one liked, with no effort to find out what you like
Have to say I always try and make the effort to find out what makes the person tick "
Its usually when they are wearing a watch  |
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"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.
Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’ "
It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.
Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’
It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers. "
Don't know why anyone would be in a rush to leave yours after looking at your photos   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When he does whatever the last one liked, with no effort to find out what you like
Have to say I always try and make the effort to find out what makes the person tick
Its usually when they are wearing a watch "
There's always one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they are not used to long sessions and they get sore quickly  "
Perhaps you aren't gettin'the ladies sufficiently aroused?
Maybe thats why the are sore? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When out of courtesy I let them have my side of the bed ..... never have a good nights sleep if that happens "
I never give up my side of the bed and I nick the duvet in the night. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.
Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’
It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers. "
No idea why anyone would want to rush from yours xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When they look through your bookshelf and make rude comments.Cheeky! You're not at the lending library!
Only happened the once. After that the ball gag went back on.."
I had a girl do same with my cds an DVD’s kept hinting oh not seen this or heard that an then went if you lend me em I’d come back
Funny said no next time you come maybe after left her fab page had been deleted lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.
Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’
It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers. "
Why would anyone try escape know I wouldn’t |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.
Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’
It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers.
Why would anyone try escape know I wouldn’t "
On the other hand, it can be annoying when they don't know when to leave |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gabby women who after sex think it's their god given right to chat absolute shite. Yes I like spooning and will kiss your neck, I'll cuddle you until the cow's come home but just shut the fuck up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they are not used to long sessions and they get sore quickly
Perhaps you aren't gettin'the ladies sufficiently aroused?
Maybe thats why the are sore?"
Think your missing the point of long sessions. I dont just mean straight sex when I say that. The little guy gets sore if i go in dry, so I avoid that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.
Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’ "
Blimey it’s like the film scene from Misery, tied to the bed with ya legs smashed to bits |
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"Gabby women who after sex think it's their god given right to chat absolute shite. Yes I like spooning and will kiss your neck, I'll cuddle you until the cow's come home but just shut the fuck up. "
I dare you to say that to the next victim, sorry woman you manage to get into your bed |
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"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.
Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’
It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers. "
I shall remember to pack them for my road trip....what's the address again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they are not used to long sessions and they get sore quickly
Perhaps you aren't gettin'the ladies sufficiently aroused?
Maybe thats why the are sore?
Think your missing the point of long sessions. I dont just mean straight sex when I say that. The little guy gets sore if i go in dry, so I avoid that."
Yeah, I've clearly missed the point. Very much so |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gabby women who after sex think it's their god given right to chat absolute shite. Yes I like spooning and will kiss your neck, I'll cuddle you until the cow's come home but just shut the fuck up.
I dare you to say that to the next victim, sorry woman you manage to get into your bed "
And if her name was barbera and she continued to make verbal noises I'd say oi Barbera nnnooo, yes I've put my penis inside you and emptied my man porridge on your breasticles but SHUT UP. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When it's not been great but he clearly thinks he's some sex god. On suggestion of round two he doesn't have time..."
Hahaha, we all know someone that is too cocky in the bedroom (pun not intended ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When it's not been great but he clearly thinks he's some sex god. On suggestion of round two he doesn't have time..."
Tell him he needs to improve, be vocal on your needs too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When it's not been great but he clearly thinks he's some sex god. On suggestion of round two he doesn't have time..."
I'd say I won, whilst hopping round bedroom putting one leg in trousers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.
Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’
Blimey it’s like the film scene from Misery, tied to the bed with ya legs smashed to bits "
Hey you remember my old profile!
I was Miss Annie Wilkes, I'll be your biggest fan and no that's not a sledge hammer that's just a door stop. |
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"Gabby women who after sex think it's their god given right to chat absolute shite. Yes I like spooning and will kiss your neck, I'll cuddle you until the cow's come home but just shut the fuck up.
I dare you to say that to the next victim, sorry woman you manage to get into your bed
And if her name was barbera and she continued to make verbal noises I'd say oi Barbera nnnooo, yes I've put my penis inside you and emptied my man porridge on your breasticles but SHUT UP. "
Are you......feeling ok this morning? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.
Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’
Blimey it’s like the film scene from Misery, tied to the bed with ya legs smashed to bits
Hey you remember my old profile!
I was Miss Annie Wilkes, I'll be your biggest fan and no that's not a sledge hammer that's just a door stop. "
Best not to break down in ones car if passing through |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gabby women who after sex think it's their god given right to chat absolute shite. Yes I like spooning and will kiss your neck, I'll cuddle you until the cow's come home but just shut the fuck up.
I dare you to say that to the next victim, sorry woman you manage to get into your bed
And if her name was barbera and she continued to make verbal noises I'd say oi Barbera nnnooo, yes I've put my penis inside you and emptied my man porridge on your breasticles but SHUT UP.
Are you......feeling ok this morning? "
Sorry, I'm always annoying on a Sunday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they are not used to long sessions and they get sore quickly
Perhaps you aren't gettin'the ladies sufficiently aroused?
Maybe thats why the are sore?
Think your missing the point of long sessions. I dont just mean straight sex when I say that. The little guy gets sore if i go in dry, so I avoid that."
Ever heard of lube? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they are not used to long sessions and they get sore quickly
Perhaps you aren't gettin'the ladies sufficiently aroused?
Maybe thats why the are sore?
Think your missing the point of long sessions. I dont just mean straight sex when I say that. The little guy gets sore if i go in dry, so I avoid that.
Ever heard of lube? "
Lol yes but i'll carry one in my holster next time for a quick draw |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.
Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’
Blimey it’s like the film scene from Misery, tied to the bed with ya legs smashed to bits
Hey you remember my old profile!
I was Miss Annie Wilkes, I'll be your biggest fan and no that's not a sledge hammer that's just a door stop.
Best not to break down in ones car if passing through "
Friends from a previous fab life?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.
Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’
It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers. "
I had a guy turn his back on me and start snoring ! Then woke up and started getting dressed telling me I'd be home in decent time !!! Haven't been back |
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Pet hates....An ex"s cats would come in and watch, once we were in the middle of it and suddenly her cat jumped up on my back and looked over my shoulder at her.
She burst out laughing as she said the cat had a look on its face which was a combination of are you alright and curiosity.
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"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.
Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’
It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers. "
I think this is where you may be going wrong. You're scaring the hell out of them.
Joking (I think) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.
Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’
It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers.
I think this is where you may be going wrong. You're scaring the hell out of them.
Joking (I think)"
To be fair, if a woman I met demanded me to stay I think I'd love it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.
Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’
It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers.
I think this is where you may be going wrong. You're scaring the hell out of them.
Joking (I think)"
It is exactly that. Sleeping over and having cuddles and spoons in bed makes it appear to be more than what it is. |
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"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.
Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’
It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers.
I think this is where you may be going wrong. You're scaring the hell out of them.
Joking (I think)
To be fair, if a woman I met demanded me to stay I think I'd love it... "
I just wouldn't be too impressed if a guy demanded I stay for the night. I like to decide that myself. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you.
Haha! I agree... it’s so rude when they’re like ‘right, I’m done here’
It's usually only the first time, afterwards they go to put their trousers on and I'm like where the fuck do you think you are going and they're like when and I'm like now where you going mun, you sleepover and they're like oh I don't normally and I'm like yeah well I like a spoon now, then they know for next time then and bring toothbrush and even dressing gown and slippers.
I think this is where you may be going wrong. You're scaring the hell out of them.
Joking (I think)
To be fair, if a woman I met demanded me to stay I think I'd love it...
I just wouldn't be too impressed if a guy demanded I stay for the night. I like to decide that myself."
Yeah I'd never demand a woman to stay but I'd always be open to the idea if she fancied it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When they look through your bookshelf and make rude comments.Cheeky! You're not at the lending library!
Only happened the once. After that the ball gag went back on.."
with you on this. Them's MY books!!!
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Squeaky floorboards. ... worse, a squeaky bed. "
Staying at a nice old b+b once a while ago things got a little heated in the bed. It was making quite a racket so we decided to fuck on the floor instead only to find out that made the wardrobe rattle. Sometimes you just have to ignore it and carry on regardless. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I hate it when you're laying there with a guy and you get those stomach farts, the ones where you've been holding it so long you kind of implode and the fart goes up into your stomach. |
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"I hate it when you're laying there with a guy and you get those stomach farts, the ones where you've been holding it so long you kind of implode and the fart goes up into your stomach. "
You defo can't let rip on first meet. |
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"I hate it when you're laying there with a guy and you get those stomach farts, the ones where you've been holding it so long you kind of implode and the fart goes up into your stomach.
You defo can't let rip on first meet. "
Not long ago I was staying with a guy and said I had to go out to my car for something. Got in my car and just blew my arse off. |
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"I hate it when you're laying there with a guy and you get those stomach farts, the ones where you've been holding it so long you kind of implode and the fart goes up into your stomach.
You defo can't let rip on first meet.
Not long ago I was staying with a guy and said I had to go out to my car for something. Got in my car and just blew my arse off. "
Haha and then he stuck his tongue up my arse. Mmmm pungent |
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"I hate it when you're laying there with a guy and you get those stomach farts, the ones where you've been holding it so long you kind of implode and the fart goes up into your stomach.
You defo can't let rip on first meet.
Not long ago I was staying with a guy and said I had to go out to my car for something. Got in my car and just blew my arse off. "
my type of girl.  |
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"I hate it when they wake up and find me watching them. And then they start asking me who I am, and why their hands are taped together. Just be quiet and let me do my thing."
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"I hate it when you're laying there with a guy and you get those stomach farts, the ones where you've been holding it so long you kind of implode and the fart goes up into your stomach.
You defo can't let rip on first meet.
Not long ago I was staying with a guy and said I had to go out to my car for something. Got in my car and just blew my arse off. "
Ha ha you’re so lady like |
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"When they try and leave after sex, it's like no mother fucker you're sleeping here and you'll leave when I tell you. "
Oh I definitely wouldn’t be leaving. I’d snuggle up and park me bike and if you were a good girl, I’d make you breakfast. x |
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"Bodily fluid leakage on fresh bedding.
Put an Incontinence sheet on top of said fresh bedding....simples!
Wow Tena are making sheets now?"
No they are what elderly people have to protect their mattresses, they have a built in material that fluid cannot leak through but they look like a normal sheet!!! |
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"Bodily fluid leakage on fresh bedding.
Put an Incontinence sheet on top of said fresh bedding....simples!
Wow Tena are making sheets now?
No they are what elderly people have to protect their mattresses, they have a built in material that fluid cannot leak through but they look like a normal sheet!!! "
I was joking |
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"Bodily fluid leakage on fresh bedding.
Put an Incontinence sheet on top of said fresh bedding....simples!
Wow Tena are making sheets now?
No they are what elderly people have to protect their mattresses, they have a built in material that fluid cannot leak through but they look like a normal sheet!!!
I was joking "
Mind you it would still need washing though! |
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Self-interested jerks who are a one trick pony - they are in a routine that isn't bothered by their partners needs.
Guys who cum too quickly - especially if in conjunction with just their own pleasure. Should be handcuffed and only allowed to leave when all are satisfied.
Untidy rooms
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over a year ago
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"I hate it when you're laying there with a guy and you get those stomach farts, the ones where you've been holding it so long you kind of implode and the fart goes up into your stomach. "
Got to love the post meet trump after you leave...  |
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